/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.30299727]

time to check how much me short am printing OH ME GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1841628/139f557638/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Reddit
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com


OLD:
>>30293004

[Anonymous No.30299823]

>>30299727
>time to check how much me short am printing OH ME GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30299893]

I holded all my things. Hope I will be ok

[Anonymous No.30299916]

>>30299727
Thought you were better than this tranny>>30298938

[Anonymous No.30299936]

We're in this one

>>30298938

>>30298938

>>30298938

>>30298938

[Anonymous No.30300554]

>>30299727
You did buy the dip right Jannie?

[Anonymous No.30300844]

Have weedstocks bottomed?

[Anonymous No.30300891]

ELON, CATHIE, GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.30301110]

Lmao Bearfags really think the market is gonna crash after this stimulus package? We still got another week.

[Anonymous No.30301121]

Remember when that dude who's all in UVXY shares was posting earlier when he was still down 3k at today's peak?

[Anonymous No.30301138]

>be me
>get maintenance call on monday
>sell everything and buy more soxl on margin
>skip to today
>my account looks like this

YOU ARE NEVER EVER GETTING MY SOXL HEDGIES

[Anonymous No.30301349]

>did you listen to the GEX /smg/?
>did you buy the dip?
>were you patient today?
:^)

[Anonymous No.30301358]

[Anonymous No.30301359]

>>30301138
> Be you, shitting up every thread with your spam

[Anonymous No.30301361]

Is REI worth it? Thinking of buying some with the left over money in my account.

[Anonymous No.30301428]

>>30301361
Its being shilled by leddit and stocktwits. I ditched it this morning and not looking back.

[Anonymous No.30301476]

This it the CRBP buying volume action for the last hour or so on the chart here, circle. Cyan triangles indicate institutional buying. Hidden tigers are loading up on CRBP as we speak, quietly.

[Anonymous No.30301520]

I sure hope you all listened! Two days in a row I told you 28-29 was SOXL bottom and NASDUMP ends at those levels too. I really really hope you all listened and bought with me and didn't sell the bottom!

[Anonymous No.30301611]

>>30301349
>this could have been you if you had bought 0dte calls on the dip today, like I did
:^)

[Anonymous No.30301627]

I'M GUNNA BREAK EVEN

[Anonymous No.30301658]

>>30301611
post cost basis

[Anonymous No.30301666]

I'M GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.30301665]

>>30301476
Smells like curry

[Anonymous No.30301691]

>>30301520
based

[Anonymous No.30301702]

which oil stocks should i get
will they dump on monday
or will they pump
also, what stocks will absolutely dump on monday

[Anonymous No.30301730]

>>30299727
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.30301734]

>>30301665

[Anonymous No.30301736]

>>30299994
>17 years without profits
>Most of the cash comes from governments who are struggling economically and will stop making contracts
>0 fucks by funds on the DPO
>Literally the 200% pump was Robinhooders pumped and getting dumped for a straight month
>The whole point of the DPO was to sell their bags to the normies
>Not even a single contract for one important company
>Target prices are well above its current price
>It won't ever moon because 2 bilions shares will be public
>Institutions are not even a 15% of the shareholders
>company builds custom products for each client which costs an absurd amount of money and is not sustainable in the long run
>bleeding money, books are full of accounting handwaving
>the stocks plummet whenever the CEO opens his mouth
>faggotry (pic related)

[Anonymous No.30301745]

>>30301702
>also, what stocks will absolutely dump on monday
TSLA

[Anonymous No.30301753]

>>30301476
Next week should be interesting...

[Anonymous No.30301791]

>$ZOM
Opinions?

[Anonymous No.30301827]

>>30301753
Earnings, yep. Earnings next Thursday.

[Anonymous No.30301834]

>>30301702
SU
GUSH
NRGU
BP

[Anonymous No.30301848]

>>30301665
got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.30301860]

>>30299727
Bears and inflatards getting btfo like always.

[Anonymous No.30301861]

Alright boys what’s going up next week? This is how we play the game. You take the six markets below and you type, Up, Down, or Crab next to each one.

>DIA
SPY
>QQQ
USO
>GLD
BTC

Place your bets! Best out of six picks is a very good boy and can have extra tendies next weekend, I’ll screencap the answers!

[Anonymous No.30301863]

>>30301791
>$ZOM
>$
>Opinions?
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.30301903]

>>30301834
>SU
baste

[Anonymous No.30301920]

God, I hope we keep dumping next week, I sold yesterday.

[Anonymous No.30301972]

BUY CFII PUTS
merger approved today. the deal is absolute garbage, it's gonna drop to $5 next week. Puts are still pretty cheap for $7.5 strike

[Anonymous No.30301978]

>>30301861
>>DIA - UP
>SPY - UP
>>QQQ - Down
>USO - UP
>>GLD - Crab
>BTC - Crab

[Anonymous No.30301998]

You did buy soxl today right? You bought yesterday too right? You didn't sell everything and buy soxs and sqqq

[Anonymous No.30302029]

>>30301658
this was the best one for me today, UVXY puts
currently trading at $0.32
$0.05 --> $0.32

[Anonymous No.30302043]

>>30301666
Me too Satan.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.30302051]

>>30301361
I keep adding more $5 calls for June every time it's red. So expect it to be like a 10 bagger in august.

[Anonymous No.30302070]

>>30301920
>He finally capitulated after 2 weeks of dumping?

[Anonymous No.30302108]

>>30301848
needs more joker face

[Anonymous No.30302116]

>>30299727
>MFW the entire “bear market” was reversed in half a day and half of the three major indexes are right back at all time highs.

[Anonymous No.30302135]

I NEED A DROP TO GET IN

[Anonymous No.30302167]

>>30301998
Tuesday faggot. I'll see you there.

[Anonymous No.30302200]

>>30302070
I DID BOBO, I DID. I SOLD EVERYTHING AND BOUGHT THE SOXL DIP AT 28$.

IM READY BOBO, COME AT ME BRO

[Anonymous No.30302205]

>>30301520
I like this waifu much much more than lum

[Anonymous No.30302237]

>made money again selling TWTR puts to really angry Qoomers
I might as well be orange with how much I am fleecing these retards

[Anonymous No.30302244]

>>30301520
I'm still buying more even now, anime character, oh yeah it's cheapie madness out there right now. The only position the Macho Man regrets and has doubts on is KTOS and his CTRM, those dumps are enough to get me to the boiling point

[Anonymous No.30302256]

>>30302116
it's all an elaborate plan to shake out retail traders joining the market during the GME surge. I believe I have read that retail traders now make up 20% of the market yesterday... although I don't know how high the number was the same time last year around

[Anonymous No.30302280]

>>30301691
Not as based as you.

>>30302135
YOU SHOULD OF LISTENED!

[Anonymous No.30302363]

>>30302280
fuck it im in, dont drop on me now ffs

[Anonymous No.30302432]

>>30302116
dog bless amergia

[Anonymous No.30302448]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

[Anonymous No.30302488]

>>30299727
Sauce me up on that OP pic, where you at RKg

[Anonymous No.30302511]

>>30302256
Big money dominates the markets and has always taken retail along for the ride. That quote in Margin Call/Flash Boys has always been very poignant. They DO have their finger on the scales, tipped in their (our, if we follow them) favor.

[Anonymous No.30302538]

>faggot anime poster thinks that 28 SOXL was the bottom.
Oh dear

[Anonymous No.30302554]

>>30302488
Looks like ID Invaded to me. Its a murder mystery show

[Anonymous No.30302573]

>>30302135
We've been dropping all week, retard.

[Anonymous No.30302600]

If green ID SOXL will be $300 by EOY

[Anonymous No.30302654]

>>30302600
>green id
>dubs
checked

[Anonymous No.30302657]

>>30302538
>he's a bear in an insane market
Lol

[Anonymous No.30302672]

prove yourself /biz/ make a prediction for monday.....up or down?

I say up about 3 percent and then down about 6 percent after about 9 am.

[Anonymous No.30302684]

How bad is this "crash" and what's worth jumping in on now the prices are down?

[Anonymous No.30302716]

>>30302684
do the sneedful (SNDL)

[Anonymous No.30302724]

>Had to become a wagie 5 years ago to avoid starving on the streets
>Been piling my meager shekels into a shitty savings account because lol public schooling
>Finally try investing a tiny amount during Covid lockdown
>It's the only time I've had fun in 5+ years
>Say fuck it and liquidate my boomer account that had only been earning me about $100 a year

Thank you friends, I finally feel alive again.

[Anonymous No.30302727]

Yep, this is why I picked up 2500 July 25C in CLF at 13 lol

What is the right to buy 250k shares by July worth when CLF goes to 50?

250k*$25 profit any math geniuses in here?

A cool 6.25m?

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

[Anonymous No.30302747]

>>30301520
I plan on buying 200 on monday/Tuesday just to see any more dips make sure it is trending up. I will then have 1500 PLTR and 200 SOXL, the beginning of my covered call collection.

[Anonymous No.30302749]

What the FUCK is happening to CERT

[Anonymous No.30302755]

>>30302600
>and dubs too
Many fall in the face of chaos but not this one. Not today.

[Anonymous No.30302761]

>>30302600
based

[Anonymous No.30302767]

>>30302672
>I say up about 3 percent and then down about 6 percent after about 9 am.
This is absolutely ridiculous for the stock market. Screenshot me if you don't believe me. It will go up by 1.5-2% is my prediction

[Anonymous No.30302781]

People REALLY are falling for another bull trap?

[Anonymous No.30302787]

>>30302600
NIGGER 300$ IS CONSERVATIVE, MORE LIKE 700$

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WE SKIPPING MOON BOIS WE GOIN STRAIGHT TO URANUS, OP

[Anonymous No.30302806]

W is short for Win

[Anonymous No.30302818]

>everything is green except PLUG, PLTR, and DNN
all is right

[Anonymous No.30302836]

>>30301863
I got recommended ZOM from someone ON 4CHAN. My formatting is not from 4chan, it is from an IRL friend/looking at stock websites, I'm new to this board (not new to 4chan). The reason I asked for opinions is I find it weird how these threads are composed 50% of people shilling stocks with no explanation, I wanted to see if I could get a debate going instead of just having some retard scream BUY ZOM BUY ZOM BUY ZOM. This board is kind of disappointing.

[Anonymous No.30302869]

>>30302781

[Anonymous No.30302870]

>>30302781
Yes.

[Anonymous No.30302883]

>>30302781
If you had to say the market was mostly bull traps or mostly bear traps, which answer would be more correct? Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.30302911]

>>30301863
>>30302836
Sorry, *not from reddit, not not from 4chan

[Anonymous No.30302918]

>>30302205
All dragon waifus are great by default.

>>30302244
WHEN YOU DUMP SOXL, I BUY EVEN HARDER. IT'S WHAT I DO.

Honestly fine to have small doubtful positions. I sold a couple shares, like 5%, the ones I bought at like 28.1 today at 32.7 and put it into GME to gamble. Was an uneven number anyways, I like multiples of 25 in things. Only riding atm SOXL, 75%, BILI, 20%, GME 5% for now. Waiting until oil dip, then reposition a bit to capture it since I sold oil yesterday for SOXL.

>>30302747
Covered calls is great plays during volatility. I headed out of PLTR after 24 to 26 on small swing, haven't re-entered, feel better opportunities elsewhere atm. It is fine to wait a day, as I said we might re-test one more time which will give 1 more dip to the 28-29 area for people.

[Anonymous No.30302922]

Feeling real good about these PLTR 23 calls.

>>30300844
Feels like it, TLRY hit levels not seen since last year iirc, probably shouldn't see 19 ever again unless another weird ass mini-crash happens.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.30302947]

>>30302836
It's disappointing because of well.. people like you. This place used to be great when we only had like 4 threads a day.

[Anonymous No.30302958]

>>30302836
>This board is kind of disappointing.
then leave :^)

[Anonymous No.30303002]

>bought puts and inverse etf shares earlier in the day
please go down

[Anonymous No.30303016]

>>30302836
don won't get a discussion going by simply asking for someone to spoonfeed you on a ticker symbol without stating your own opition first. you could also easily check the archive or even Reddit for the general consensus of a stock but I haven't seen ZOM regularily mention here anymore for three weeks now. it's over, head for the next target

[Anonymous No.30303029]

>>30302818
Every time I see Rem I think of how much of a faggot Subaru is and it makes me angry.

[Anonymous No.30303035]

>>30302836
Buy soxl retard

[Anonymous No.30303044]

>>30302205
based

[Anonymous No.30303073]

>>30303002
>shorting the local bottom

[Anonymous No.30303080]

>>30302836
>these threads are composed 50% of people shilling stocks with no explanation
That's a very conservative estimation. Now go back to whatever normie website you come from if you can't handle shitposting instead of complaining like a seething kike. Debate is for faggots, nigger.

[Anonymous No.30303082]

Is CJT a good buy?

[Anonymous No.30303167]

>>30302781
yep, nevermind that insider buy/sell ratio is still nanoscopic as of yesterday

[Anonymous No.30303220]

will EYES dump or skyrocket on monday?

[Anonymous No.30303243]

>>30303073
>expecting stocks to go up as rates continue to spike
>with biden and dems in charge, which the market clearly doesn't like

[Anonymous No.30303254]

>market takes three steps back and one step forward
>everyone acting like we are back
Seriously what weapons grade hopium are you guys on?

[Anonymous No.30303256]

Holy shit MO is a fucking tank dudes, we went through this Bonds Crash and it went down 3% MAX and now its up 2%, weed is gonna pump this thing up so huge if it ever does a run.

[Anonymous No.30303331]

>monday is green
>oooooh that was the bottom sorry bearcucks looks like the eternal bullrun is back on!
>tuesday wednesday thursday
>NOOOOOO BOBO NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>friday is green
>oh no no no that was definitely the bottom oopsy doopsy bobo btfo eternal bullrun!
See you next week.

[Anonymous No.30303359]

>>30300554
No.

>chinese metal

No.

>>30301110
I need market to go up so I can sell altcoins, but I need market to go down so I can buy spacs.

[Anonymous No.30303407]

>>30299727
>recovering from 3k to 3.4k in premarket
>argue with myself if I should sell an rebuy later
>don't
>it drops to 2.9k
>now slowly recovering back to 3.2k
I should've known americans will dump as always

[Anonymous No.30303412]

>>30303331
this, there is literally zero evidence this correction is over, suprise suprise, there's high volatility during the beginning of a correction.

[Anonymous No.30303417]

>>30303331
>friday is green
Barely. I'm still cautious.

[Anonymous No.30303424]

>>30303220
Dump

[Anonymous No.30303436]

>>30301349
I'm waiting until monday.

[Anonymous No.30303442]

loool that fucky last candle

[Anonymous No.30303479]

>>30303254
I was too high, then I was too low, now I'm slightly low. i'm ok with the balance right now because I believe in my buys.

[Anonymous No.30303486]

>>30302657
>Bulls when someone says the market might go bearish after a 10 year bull market

[Anonymous No.30303506]

>>30303254
>what weapons grade hopium are you guys on?
QE / fiscal stimulus / YCC / operation twist is a hell of a drug
https://youtu.be/Q_4bp8bBNVw

[Anonymous No.30303525]

>>30303254
buy the dip mentality will take months if not years to break

[Anonymous No.30303533]

[Anonymous No.30303567]

Post YFW the market goes red after hours

[Anonymous No.30303577]

>CRBP
Tell me there's still hope amigos...

[Anonymous No.30303590]

>doubled my money in the last two weeks on bank calls

[Anonymous No.30303593]

what a fun day

[Anonymous No.30303645]

>>30303577
Only 6 more days!
But for real this time.

[Anonymous No.30303648]

>>30303577
the fuck you mean by hope? we're holding for a play around a catalyst, daily movements with no news dont mean shit

[Anonymous No.30303658]

>>30303590
what's your strategy?

[Anonymous No.30303666]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.30303667]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.30303713]

>>30303667
based
>>30303666
yikes

[Anonymous No.30303731]

YOU BOUGHT THE DIP RIGHT ANON?

[Anonymous No.30303744]

>>30303567

[Anonymous No.30303760]

70M VOLUME ON TESLA


800$ MONDAY

[Anonymous No.30303773]

>>30302958
The problem is I don't know of any better place.

[Anonymous No.30303777]

Perfect 12%.
Beat daily inflation!

[Anonymous No.30303782]

Now that the market is officially closed until Tuesday how did you do today anons? Did you recover your weekly?

[Anonymous No.30303783]

>>30303731
big time!
>>30301349
>>30301611
<3

[Anonymous No.30303786]

>>30303666
Look at this clown

[Anonymous No.30303804]

>>30303660
Wait, we're going into ANOTHER 4-day week?

[Anonymous No.30303811]

>MJNE absolutely ripping at the last second of trading
maybe... I will recover?

[Anonymous No.30303827]

>>30303525
Can work in a bear market if you're highly fractioning your money allocation.
If dip buyers adapt they can very well never break.

[Anonymous No.30303828]

>>30303731

[Anonymous No.30303831]

>>30303804
Its probably another nigger holoday

[Anonymous No.30303832]

ended the day up 48 cents. thank you jesus.

[Anonymous No.30303833]

Dipchads show me your smug face

[Anonymous No.30303839]

>>30303713
>>30303786
check em, bitches

[Anonymous No.30303844]

DOOMP ET

[Anonymous No.30303847]

>>30303593
Do we have the same portfolio?

[Anonymous No.30303854]

BULL CHADS
U
L
L

C
H
A
D
S

[Anonymous No.30303856]

Another round of wine for my fellow oil barons, it's on me today.

[Anonymous No.30303893]

rip

[Anonymous No.30303906]

>>30303080
I did not "come from some normie website". I literally just got into trading.
>>30303016
Thank you for an actual valuable reply

[Anonymous No.30303937]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up 1.98% today, gratata! Took some profits on my USO, left the CVX and USOI still, added a little BABA. Green across't the board otherwise, surprisingly not bad week. Thinking 2day's pump had something to do with options expiries, buying felt extreme concerted. Tryna figure out why come there net outflows or something, I think we have a lotta room to move up still. Interesting to see VIX radically crushed for the millionth time :o
This week we're going to the Romano's in Caguas, Puerto Rico!

[Anonymous No.30303934]

CRBP bros. Lol.

[Anonymous No.30303940]

>>30303833

[Anonymous No.30303944]

Post em lads. Are you gonna to make it?

[Anonymous No.30303958]

>>30301349
i tried telling the late night crowd the same thing
they argued with me that low GEX was extremely bearish
feels good being right

[Anonymous No.30303961]

Bfarf actually ended green, wow

[Anonymous No.30303969]

Hooray

[Anonymous No.30303972]

>Robinhood chooses the Nasdaq for its IPO, sources say

[Anonymous No.30303973]

CRBP SIRS?

[Anonymous No.30303975]

>>30303893
BOBO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.30303985]

>>30303256
Reminder if you bought MO in 2007 at the top you'd still be down 50% from that point as of today

[Anonymous No.30303994]

>>30303831
>Using niggers as an excuse to be lazy fucks yourselves
Fucking US mutts, you're the true niggers. GET BACK TO WORK!

[Anonymous No.30303999]

>>30303961
Weird, bitf didn't

[Anonymous No.30304002]

>>30303937
I bought more SOXL calls today

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.30304010]

>>30303937
I'm not allowed in, I got drunk and puked all over the place in here.

[Anonymous No.30304011]

[Anonymous No.30304012]

>>30303731
what.. dip is there?

[Anonymous No.30304020]

>bobo are you okay?

[Anonymous No.30304032]

>>30303906
Please don't use this site.

[Anonymous No.30304035]

/smg/, I have returned. Sminem has given me clarity.
A pawn shop opened up next to my job and I went there for some clothes, while there I asked the guy if he had any keyrings because I have cheap ones which bend open
He produced two made by his wife, one just a fork head with two tines rolled up and the other two clipped short to make a peace sign hand, but the other a basic piece of rose quartz cut into the shape of that low poly polar bear GIF. $5 each and I need keyrings and thought this one made up for the fork, so I got both.
As he swiped my card and checked me out on his smartphone, I noticed there were two sets of business cards, same last name, on the little counter. He's an auto mechanic and his wife is...a shamanist, reiki healer, life coach, etc etc. I'd been in here once before and he had told me she ran a "massage parlor" but had to close down due to COVID, probably this is what he was talking about.

Anyways this is not THAT unusual of an encounter when you live in Vermont, but still I feel a strong sense of comfy markets from this bear charm. Like a polar bear we must weather through this cold season and accumulate genuine cheapies where available. Don't be afraid to hodl and hibernate a bit either, and stay well hydrated. Time in > timing.

Lastly if you're into cryptos at all, the bear whispered to me that it might be worth stacking a bit of Monero before it gets easier to buy. I can't because my credit union doesn't even work with Coinbase verification to get other cryptos, but the rest of you needn't miss out.

Stay frosty!

[Anonymous No.30304042]

>>30303833

[Anonymous No.30304044]

>>30303593
>>30303847
hello, chad brothers

[Anonymous No.30304052]

>>30303973
Lol. It's happening soon. They will regret not buying CRBP.

[Anonymous No.30304055]

>>30303833

[Anonymous No.30304071]

wow so cool of Interactive Brokers to perform maintenance on their login servers at 3:50pm haha its not like anyone is trying to look at the markets at that time lol haha

[Anonymous No.30304078]

>>30303577
I don't give a shit anymore. Ignoring that for now

[Anonymous No.30304092]

>>30303937
gringo go home

[Anonymous No.30304103]

>>30304035
based diabeetus bro

[Anonymous No.30304112]

>>30301861
up crab down up crab down

[Anonymous No.30304130]

>>30303760
VOLUME
86.39m*

bought the dip

[Anonymous No.30304129]

>>30304035
it's old shit knuckles! welcome back!

[Anonymous No.30304133]

Post yfw you missed the dip

[Anonymous No.30304141]

>>30304052
>They will regret not buying CRBP
>6 more days sir do the needful
Fuck off, nobody's buying your bags

[Anonymous No.30304158]

>>30304071
Imagine taking down your servers so that the IT boy can cool the room a lil bit during the last 10 minutes of the most important day in market history haha.

[Anonymous No.30304185]

>>30303937
Only ended up down 0.94% today. Feels good man. Big dreams for monday but have little expectations.

[Anonymous No.30304196]

>everything green except for PLTR and CRBP
trannies and pajeets btfo

[Anonymous No.30304199]

>>30304141
Lol.

[Anonymous No.30304201]

There were massive shorts today on BTC miners. Someone thinks this is the bitcoin top. Imagine the squeeze if btc goes up this weekend.
This is the scariest hype sector to short because your buddies can't halt the underlying asset

[Anonymous No.30304203]

still down almost $3000 from this correction :/

[Anonymous No.30304212]

>>30304071
Oopsie we made a fucky wucky ;3

[Anonymous No.30304213]

Enjoy the GREEN, bros

[Anonymous No.30304228]

>>30303833

[Anonymous No.30304231]

>>30304185
>down 0.94% today
>down
>today
How?

[Anonymous No.30304238]

>>30304133
Why are you faggots so delusional stocks are still down in the past month. This is still the dip.

[Anonymous No.30304270]

>>30301861
Repeat of this week
>DIA crab
SPY down
>QQQ down++
USO crab
>GLD crab
BTC crab

[Anonymous No.30304273]

Up to exactly where I was 2 weeks ago. Based.

[Anonymous No.30304275]

>>30304133
it was the moment i was waiting for, to either hold through the dip or buy the dip. i fucked up buying the dip because i bought early, then i fucked up holding through the dip and sold near the bottom, now i missed buying back in on the bottom and will probably end up buying back in over where i sold at. god dammit i fucked that all up.

[Anonymous No.30304283]

>>30304196
DO THE NEEDFUL

[Anonymous No.30304289]

>>30304203
unrealized losses are not real, my friend

[Anonymous No.30304292]

>he isn’t a high performer

[Anonymous No.30304302]

>TA doesn't work bro
>hurr durr magic bro

[Anonymous No.30304306]

>>30304201
>*hacks coinbase*

[Anonymous No.30304319]

Imagine all the bobos hanging themselves.
Kind reminder that a bobo faggit can never experience his stock trippling in worth.
He can however know the joy of losing 3x.

[Anonymous No.30304328]

>>30304203
Should have checked yourself before you corrected yourself

[Anonymous No.30304333]

RYCEY sure was a rollercoaster today.

[Anonymous No.30304337]

>>30304238
They think a 10% loss is erased by a 10% gain.

[Anonymous No.30304345]

Reminder to buy back in slowly cash bros. Better to miss gains then get trapped in another bull trap

[Anonymous No.30304346]

>>30304283
please sir kid needs new shoes for first rape

[Anonymous No.30304349]

my year to date chart :(

>>30304289
it hurts anyway. I was actually in the red over all this morning but I'm glad I slept through it

[Anonymous No.30304354]

>>30303847
>>30304044
what do we make of this? what does it mean?

first dip is March 4, second is Today....what a fucking shakeout or what? I'm just one man here.

[Anonymous No.30304361]

>EYES
How does $2.50 sound?

[Anonymous No.30304364]

>>30304238
The end of the dip was today around noon. Some stocks like overpriced tech and TSLA will probably still go down but bobo is no longer in charge.

[Anonymous No.30304376]

>>30302029
Nice man. Likewise, I bought my SOXL covered calls at the lowest point of the bid/ask spread and got them all. Hot potatoes!

[Anonymous No.30304380]

>>30304292
I made and lost more than all brackets combined at once point kek being a high performer just means you roll the dice right a few times

[Anonymous No.30304390]

>>30303961
BFARF is down 3.23% for me

>>30303937
Eeey, be sure to eat some mofongo
also up 0.14% today very trash week overall

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.30304405]

>>30304071
You should use a real broker like Robinhood.

[Anonymous No.30304415]

>>30304364
Ah, so stocks are going up 50% next week? Gotit

[Anonymous No.30304420]

>>30304349
forgot pic :(

[Anonymous No.30304425]

>>30304092
des spidah loa told me ta be here mon, Maitre Baron Zariguin keep it contraite
>>30304185
it'll be okay :<

[Anonymous No.30304432]

>>30304380
what's your net worth now

[Anonymous No.30304435]

at least i didnt short the bottom this time, gotta look on the bright side.

[Anonymous No.30304443]

>>30304103
I still don't think I'm pre-diabetic, last year I had already switched my diet to potatoes veggies and meat only and I've been dropping weight and belt notches like mad despite a slow metabolism and small carb deficit, which would at least make me lightheaded especially on OMAD days if I had the beetus. It's genuinely just this dry ass skin stuck in my knuckle ripples, and I can't scrub them too hard or they'll crack, have made that mistake in years past.
>>30304129
Just don't despise the bear's counsel

[Anonymous No.30304466]

>>30304432
Not much but i have property and alcoholism

[Anonymous No.30304468]

>>30304302
TA doesn't work

[Anonymous No.30304473]

Post your GME holding face through today

[Anonymous No.30304494]

>>30304390
Weird, Schwab is telling me its barely green. I'll maybe my end is fucked.

[Anonymous No.30304497]

>>30304238
Are you saying that AI will continue to dump next week, after dropping a staggering 69%?

[Anonymous No.30304500]

>>30304466
bretty good

[Anonymous No.30304505]

im betting from my memelines that it will dump again, unless aftermarket fucks it all up.

[Anonymous No.30304509]

>>30304302
Put your money where your mouth is and use a trading bot

[Anonymous No.30304525]

>>30304415
>bobo is no longer in charge
>stocks will go up 50% next week
Totally the same thing. Are you clinically retarded or what?

[Anonymous No.30304529]

>>30304466
what do you drink

[Anonymous No.30304532]

>>30304468
LOOK AT THE FUCKING IMAGE; NIGGER:
LOOK AT IT1

[Anonymous No.30304533]

>>30304354
Correlates with GME spiking

[Anonymous No.30304542]

I remember yesterday some guy telling me QQQ head and shoulders pattern means we're done its over and the crash is imminent.

Good times. I'm so proud to be a dipchad.

[Anonymous No.30304546]

>>30304302
you must be rich! :)

[Anonymous No.30304572]

>>30304533
fuck....good call.....

[Anonymous No.30304575]

>>30304275
Holy fuck anon, at least you tried...

[Anonymous No.30304588]

>>30304473
I don't have one but I can post yours. You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.30304600]

>>30304509
I don't have the infrastructure. My shitty EU broker doesn't have an API and I'm not into CFDs.
>>30304546
:)

[Anonymous No.30304601]

>>30304529
Vodka

[Anonymous No.30304619]

>>30304532
What do you think that image tells you?

[Anonymous No.30304643]

>>30304525
Your not in the clear bud. One green day and everything is sunshine and rainbows. And 50% returns is about how much tech stocks would need to gain in order to break even.

[Anonymous No.30304648]

>>30303937
all in Amazon and Campbell Soup

[Anonymous No.30304649]

>>30304542
I'm not running from bobo until the stim bill passes and there's truly nothing left to cling to

[Anonymous No.30304654]

>Sell my atos calls at the lowest point yesterday
>sell aqb finally at 5.94 yesterday

Buy soxl at lowest point with money.

Well it wasn't all bad.. but fuck.

[Anonymous No.30304659]

>>30304601
Me too. I buy platinum shots.

[Anonymous No.30304661]

>>30304473
>my GME face

[Anonymous No.30304665]

>>30304588
You DID outperform GME today... right anon?

[Anonymous No.30304680]

>>30304532
>hurrrr just sell above the channel and buy below it bro
>just predict which direction it'll go using 1 minute candles

[Anonymous No.30304697]

>>30304071
IB are second to Robinhood as the filthiest fucking gypsy Jews in the retail brokerage business. They employ shills out the ass, but they might actually be one of the worst "popular" brokers out there as far the bullshit they subject their customers to.

[Anonymous No.30304708]

>>30304619
Mean reversion. I know that it's not a good sample size but there's only so much that I fit into a single pic.

[Anonymous No.30304719]

>>30303417
>Barely.
Broad market 2% up isn't barely.

[Anonymous No.30304722]

>>30304600
Any links for an American. I have ameritrade but don't know how?

[Anonymous No.30304727]

>>30304659
I buy the cheapest vodka from the nearest state border

I eat much less, so the money i soend on vodka balances out i think

10$ a day or so to get plastered is a good deal i say

[Anonymous No.30304729]

>>30304661
Might have to rewatch this show this weekend

[Anonymous No.30304732]

>>30304654
Y did u sell ur ATOS calls. I bought ATOS july 5c

[Anonymous No.30304737]

>>30304505
i just realized im not technically betting because im not investing yet and only making meme analysis and shitposting

[Anonymous No.30304740]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lx7i43/palantir_is_undervalued_and_is_time_for_it_to/
>Palantir is undervalued
>DD
WSB is straight up duping fools to have someone to dump their bags on
at least here people will be openly hostile to you instead of that bs masquerading

[Anonymous No.30304746]

whats a good resource for learning modern portfolio theory, i mean i think i get the basic idea but how would i construct a portfolio, what kinds of data do i need to pull in to my model, what kinds of data do i need to pull out my ass to finish my model, etc, what's a resource to learn that kind of thing

[Anonymous No.30304749]

>>30304708
You realize the mean is drawn in AFTER the price action, right?

[Anonymous No.30304756]

I believe in Jesus and mommy Cathie, amen.
85k in ARK ETFs.

[Anonymous No.30304798]

>>30304729
>and what of good Sol-

[Anonymous No.30304800]

>>30303856
Cheers, fellow Oil Chad. Holding XOM forever. Any reason why BP is better to XOM? When do we dump SU? I think I'm out when it hits 30.

[Anonymous No.30304805]

>>30304727
Make sure you eat liver and drink water and have a big variety of veggies and fiber.

[Anonymous No.30304809]

What the FUCK do I do with ARKK???

[Anonymous No.30304808]

>>30304749
Yes. That's how it works.

[Anonymous No.30304813]

>>30304740
Reddit bans people who don't buy FOMO. But we're the ignorant close minded ones

[Anonymous No.30304824]

>>30304719
So was Monday....

[Anonymous No.30304826]

>>30304805
I mostly eat meat and veggies, i dont drink sugar water just vodka and seltzer

[Anonymous No.30304873]

>>30304808
So TA doesn't work. There is only information about the past in it.

[Anonymous No.30304879]

>Markets never bottom on Fridays!

[Anonymous No.30304883]

>>30304648
Ratty why do u like AMZN all of a sudden? They do look tempting so low but what is de basis :o

[Anonymous No.30304890]

Can you tell when the Burgers went live?

[Anonymous No.30304892]

>>30304826
100% good do not have sugar or fruits, liver damage from fructose is shitcore

[Anonymous No.30304893]

>>30299727
would you recommend at&t for these troubled times?

>fair P/E ratio
>they have a monopoly on a lot of places
>everyone needs internet anyway
>nearly 7% dividends

Seems like you cant really lose with these guys

[Anonymous No.30304898]

hmm i wonder if QQQ bouncing directly off its fib line from 2020 march lows means anything

[Anonymous No.30304900]

>>30304746
what the heck is modern portfolio theory
just trade a basket of stocks like normal people

[Anonymous No.30304903]

>>30304542
it's bullish :-/

[Anonymous No.30304904]

>>30304809
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.30304906]

>>30304643
I said that overpriced tech stocks will probably still keep correcting, and that's a good thing, but today's rally is fucking significant for the general outlook considering how the last weeks were imho. Either that or it's a dead cat bounce and I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.30304908]

>>30304665
>outperform GME
I'm sorry about those RKT bags. Do you still have my bags when GME was 300? Don't forget to pay down your loan.

[Anonymous No.30304910]

>>30304746
i recommend peter lynch, but we are in some weird bull/bear hybrid so take that into consideration. for youtubers i like tom nash, and he shows his portfolio all the time, and also demonstrates how he does financial analysis.

[Anonymous No.30304931]

How bad of an idea was this?
>>30304751

[Anonymous No.30304946]

>>30304826
gay

[Anonymous No.30304948]

anyone else feel like the last few weeks hardened their portfolio? Before all this mess I held things that would dump massively anytime QQQ lost 0.5%. Now I have things that hardly go down when things get really bad.

[Anonymous No.30304958]

>>30304892
If i ate sugar id easily be 350 my diet needs work

[Anonymous No.30304982]

>>30304740
OP probably still holding bags after being left at 40 yeah

>>30304729
What show, fren

[Anonymous No.30304992]

>>30304900
That's what mpt is...

[Anonymous No.30304995]

>>30304908
Damn that's a lot of projecting friend, sorry for making you seethe. It's okay, we're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.30305003]

>>30304906
Good luck fren. I'm cash gang so I'm good either way. Worst case is I only get a 10% discount rather than 25%

[Anonymous No.30305021]

>salty niggers crying about reddit for some reason
Major buy signal.

[Anonymous No.30305029]

>>30304958
how tall / heavy are you

[Anonymous No.30305033]

>>30303856
I only just got into oil after the OPEC meeting I hope to ride it to the summer.

[Anonymous No.30305048]

>>30304883
Amazon March 2023 projection is $5000 a share, that's why.

[Anonymous No.30305050]

>>30304873
Not sure what you mean. The future is always just an extrapolation from the past with a certain ruleset. It's not only using price data though. Tradingview doesn't allow data imports so I have to type in the daily(actually hourly but fuck that) parameters by hand. It says "BB" but it's not the original indicator.

[Anonymous No.30305056]

>sold SOXL at market open & bought SOXS
>sold SOXS & SU at noon
>rebuy into SOXL

up 0.4% for the day...

dont think im going to make it

[Anonymous No.30305074]

>>30304982
Rome

[Anonymous No.30305080]

>>30304893
T is a comfy hold and was a safe haven this week. I personally see it as a win win either just stack the dividends for decades or they cut it to shave debt and it finally starts growing again. I understand why people don’t like it though

[Anonymous No.30305085]

>>30304883
Its undervalued until 2 trillion marketcap, Infinity Fang bullrun Theory

[Anonymous No.30305086]

>>30304992
doesn't sound very modern

[Anonymous No.30305096]

>>30304982
Rome, first season is really good

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.30305104]

REI is a potential 10 bagger once inflation kicks in and Israel nukes Iran, and Biden's shitty policies cause oil to get to $250 per barrel.

[Anonymous No.30305111]

>>30304740
>They would have made a profit of $170million from the last 2 quarters if it wasn't for stock-based compensations.

they would have made money if they didnt have to pay employees

LMAO

[Anonymous No.30305119]

>>30304893
they will be better once they figure out how to cope and bury their trainwreck DirectTV aquisition.

[Anonymous No.30305124]

>>30305056
Bought SOXL dip and made $6000 gains in simulated trading.... If iI would have yolo'dcould've made 15 grand

[Anonymous No.30305128]

>>30304732
I had 2.50c April calls. I was panicking bad, its only a month away and the stock price dropped 20 percent almost yesterday. I really really really wish I hadn't sold them.

But whatever lesson learned. Think I'm going to stay away for options for awhile until I build more wealth from my solid positions.

[Anonymous No.30305129]

>>30305029
6 280 i was 350 when i was a teenager though

[Anonymous No.30305133]

>>30305021
go back there

[Anonymous No.30305134]

> soxl up 2000% in 5 years and chink ev nio up 700% in a year
The crash is over!

It's just getting started

[Anonymous No.30305135]

Even though I sold some stuff for a loss, I feel a lot better holding cash right now.

[Anonymous No.30305149]

IT"S A TRAP, ABANDON SHIP! SELL ALL YOUR BAGS BEFORE IT DUMPS AGAIN!
OH GOD THE DUMP HAS STARTED ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30305151]

>>30304948
yeah, that's me. i'm lucky i made the right calls on thursday morning lightening some iffy buys and consolidating into stuff i was sure about.

also props to the guy that told me SENS would dip, and to the guy that recommended RDS.B, kept me stable today

[Anonymous No.30305161]

>>30304995
Oh anon. I'm glad your holding for me. Please never stop.

[Anonymous No.30305165]

>>30304071
Yeah, I still don't regret using etrade

[Anonymous No.30305166]

Seems odd how there is AH on Friday, too.

[Anonymous No.30305180]

>>30299727
Run a SENT node OP. This is going to be big, all that tax money everyone spent on ISP infrastructure is going to go back to the hands of the people. Distribution of wealth back to the Yeoman. $SENTINEL

[Anonymous No.30305186]

>>30304948
Yes. My growth stocks got hit but my boomer shit held the fort down strong. UPS ABBV T MO

[Anonymous No.30305190]

>>30305129
fat

[Anonymous No.30305198]

>>30305134
I like the cut of your jive. Bear markets last for 16 months on average, not 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.30305213]

>>30305056
Lol. And all those wash trades and shit. No claiming loss.

[Anonymous No.30305219]

>>30305134
You Chigurh about that?

[Anonymous No.30305220]

>>30305149
I did, feeling better already.

[Anonymous No.30305221]

>>30305190
Listen fat

[Anonymous No.30305236]

>>30305111
if this company would have not lost money they would have made money bro this is such a good investment to the moon bro

[Anonymous No.30305248]

>>30304231
bagholding biotech pnds. tried to profit on other people's bags and then market shit itself and im left with disastrous positions

[Anonymous No.30305250]

NEW
>>30305235
>>30305235
>>30305235
>>30305235

[Anonymous No.30305266]

>>30305161
Why would I stop making mad profits friend?

[Anonymous No.30305277]

>>30304505
That's a bullish butterfly pattern. You can tell because the wings are mostly green.

[Anonymous No.30305295]

>>30305133
>a bloo bloo bloo I couldnt out perform Gamestop and i'm upset
lol

[Anonymous No.30305341]

>>30305080
because it doesn't move it literally doesn't freaking move

[Anonymous No.30305376]

>>30305266
Let's see them.

[Anonymous No.30305381]

>>30304800
Yeah, I'm dumping SU around 27-30.
BP is massively undervalued but XOM have been pumping like crazy.
I think I'm holding BP for a long time, their divies are fucking juicy.

[Anonymous No.30305455]

>>30305341
Can’t much worse than a bank savings account the way I see it. They’ll be back someday.

[Anonymous No.30305460]

>>30305135
I also sold at a loss yesterday and I feel bad. The March crash really fucking spooked me. I'll be watching anons celebrate their dip buying while feeling salty for a while.

>>30304893
I bought T a week or so ago(100 shares) because they sold off a part of their DirectTV shit but I'm still worried long term.

[Anonymous No.30305476]

>>30304800
>>30305381
>dumping SU
ngmi

[Anonymous No.30305512]

>>30305021
Kys

[Anonymous No.30305598]

>>30305376
Here friend, I sold my first half at 350, this is the rest.

[Anonymous No.30305994]

>>30305111
keked & checked

[Anonymous No.30306561]

is tesla worth anything or was it a big bubble

[Anonymous No.30306594]

>>30301978
>>30304112
>>30304270
If you had to pick, USO or DIA?