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[Anonymous No.30291266]

>using uniswap for the first time
>convert my eth to wrapped eth so i can buy a coin with wrapped eth
>dont have enough eth to pay gas fees for wrapped eth to the coin i want
>dont have enough eth to change any wrapped eth back to eth

what the fuck am i supposed to do here boys? i am retarded so please help

[Anonymous No.30291389]

>>30291266
I want to lick this thots bottom clean

[Anonymous No.30291422]

>>30291266
welcome the ethereum, enjoy your stay

always keep an emergency $300 ETH in your wallet and top it up with profits regularly

[Anonymous No.30291427]

>>30291266
That's a woman

[Anonymous No.30291435]

what is she pointing at?

[Anonymous No.30291461]

>>30291422
idk I was looking at instructions and nobody told me to how to deal with this

i deposit fiat on coinbase and it takes 14 days to move funds off. are you telling me i cant do anything what the fuck

[Anonymous No.30291469]

>>30291266
that is a woman

[Anonymous No.30291511]

>>30291266
WTF BIZ THAT"S A WOMAN

[Anonymous No.30291528]

Step 1: Sell your Eth for BNB
Step 2: There is no step 2

[Anonymous No.30291604]

>>30291461
how does it take 14 days to move off coinbase just send from your coinbase to ur metamask wallet

[Anonymous No.30291650]

>>30291604
After i deposit fiat i have to wait 14 days before i can move funds off platform. I already moved all my funds off platform so any more fiat I deposit I'll have to wait 2 weeks.

Holy fuck. This is what you were all talking about with ETH's bullshit. I never had to deal with it. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.30291729]

>>30291650
You can buy more eth right now on metamask by using wyre or transak

[Anonymous No.30291751]

>>30291461
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha poorfag

[Anonymous No.30291752]

>>30291729
lemme give that a try

[Anonymous No.30291762]

>>30291604
fuck ETH. we poorfags cant work with that shit. BNB or Cardano are the future.

[Anonymous No.30292074]

[Anonymous No.30292107]

>>30291729
the wyre thing just loads perpetually for 5 minutes now what the fuck I HATE ETHEREUM NOW

[Retiree No.30292108]

>>30291435
Unironically she's pointing to her cock.

[Anonymous No.30292136]

>>30291427
>>30291469
>>30291511
you sons of bitches

[Anonymous No.30292160]

if your trying to buy asko don't .. i am still accumulating and the price keeps rising

[Anonymous No.30292172]

>>30291752
I have done it. Also in my experience coinbase will increase your running total of fund amounts you can move off the platform. I think I can move around 10k instantly after buying nowadays. It just takes time for them to trust you I guess

[Retiree No.30292175]

>>30292074

[Anonymous No.30292182]

>>30291266
those are black people lips OP
im pretty sure she's a octaroon

[Anonymous No.30292208]

She looks sad, like she knows her life is going nowhere interesting and she wishes it would all just end now

[Anonymous No.30292212]

>>30291762
why do u care about fees just buy eth and hold let rich ppl do the rest

[Anonymous No.30292245]

>>30291266
i went all in on the Statera pool when it first came out. i went in with 20k worth and my portfolio is now worth over 500k

problem is, i don't have any eth to convert is back to usdt/c. feels kina weird. i'm semi made it, thanks to an absolute shit coin, but i can't actually make it, cause i don't have the eth to get it back.

kek

[Anonymous No.30292277]

>>30292208
they live for the cum they'll cum til they die it's enough fulfillment for degenerates like them

[Anonymous No.30292285]

>>30292208
look a bit closer her name is @tsaliyah its a guy who gets fucked daily by his black bf

[Anonymous No.30292309]

>>30291650
What? I can buy ETH on Coinbase, have it in my wallet, and trade it within 10 minutes. How is it taking 2 weeks for you?

[Anonymous No.30292328]

>>30292277
i was talking about the girl with the balloon in the OP's post

[Anonymous No.30292404]

>>30292309
oh it's not a balloon. you know who i meant

[Anonymous No.30292452]

>>30292404
@TSALIYAHH ITS A GUY WITH A GAY ONLYFANS AND A BLACK BOYFRIEND

[Anonymous No.30292472]

>>30292404
>>30292328
nigger r u high

[Anonymous No.30292480]

>>30292285
fuck, that would explain it then

[Anonymous No.30292498]

>>30291729
Not in New York, no purchases are legal outside of Coinbase or Gemini.

[Anonymous No.30292512]

>>30291266
Kek, you don't have to wrap your eth to buy shitcoins in weth pool, the contract wraps it for you.

[Anonymous No.30292545]

>>30291266
Why is he pointing to his vagina

[Anonymous No.30292594]

>>30292472
it kinda looks like a balloon if you don't examine it. it has a lot of balloon-like qualities, and it looks like balloon strings going to her/his fingers

[Anonymous No.30292640]

[Anonymous No.30292693]

>>30292245
Can you explain this?

[Anonymous No.30292729]

>>30292512
i dont even know what that means dude i just hit the swap button. I am retarded yes

[Anonymous No.30292829]

>>30291461
Whats your address? I'll send 0.1 ETH to cover the fee and then just send 0.1 ETH back to the sending address. Sorry that happened to you fella. i did the same thing, so I'm willing to help you.

Us doing that 0.1 to 0.1 swap will probably burn 0.05 ETH in gas fees, but its better than waiting 14 days lol. Let me know.

[Anonymous No.30292937]

>>30291729
HOLY FUCK why did I listen to you? THIS SHIT takes TEN fucking days to process? IT DIDNT EVEN TELL ME THAT? HOLY FUCK. THIS IS THE WORST MISTAKE IVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.30293048]

>>30292937
Read my post above this post. I am willing to lend a hand.

[Anonymous No.30293150]

>>30291461
I can send some too if you like. i can prob match the other anon's 0.1 if it helps to send it in 2 lots

[Anonymous No.30293198]

>>30293048
I appreciate that man:
0x999C485b78D253561AdE6Fb60553ddBAec2cB20b

[Anonymous No.30293232]

>>30293198
sent.

[Anonymous No.30293337]

>>30292937
Where are you getting 10 days? My metamask has me use transak and it says processing time is 1 to 3 minutes. I just hit the "buy eth" button and it takes me right to transak

[Anonymous No.30293357]

>>30292729
You don't need to convert your ETH to WETH to swap in pools that are paired with WETH. The contract you execute to swap for a desired shitcoin will automatically wrap the ETH you're exchanging. Right now you can't do anything until you can deposit more ETH there.
>>30292937
LMAO Are you limited to only Coinbase? It's pretty bad desu, use Binance or almost any other exchange really.

[Anonymous No.30293405]

>>30291266
>people complaining about eth gas fees for months
>still go ahead and do this
you deserve it honestly

[Anonymous No.30293426]

>>30293357
I have binance and kucoin but no KYS on either because I'm secret american

[Anonymous No.30293448]

Cool to see Mochimo $mcm finally starting to blowing up. So few projects like it these days.

[Anonymous No.30293592]

>>30293150
Thats nice of you. I sent him 0.1 ETH, so it might be enough. Maybe hold off before sending it through incase its enough.

[Anonymous No.30293655]

>>30293232
don't see anything yet, but i'll keep checking

coming from binance this is the most inconvenient roundabout bullshit fucking system I've ever dealt with, for real ETH is garbage

[Anonymous No.30293691]

Here is my wallet.

0xE3e57f1cA3E6727f21F58824dE27577a070cE142

[Anonymous No.30293697]

you are supposed to dump ethereum ecosystem for good like many of us, try pangolin (avax)

[Anonymous No.30293796]

>>30293357
So I just spent all this fucking money transacting back and forth on gas fees for no reason?

[Anonymous No.30293814]

>>30293655
Has it arrived yet? I think I may know the issue if it hasn't

[Anonymous No.30293869]

>>30293814
nope, it hasnt

[Anonymous No.30293909]

>>30293426
Damn, that's risky if they find out tho. I guess the only alternative for you then is to become an eternal DeFi surfer (which is based desu)

[Anonymous No.30293971]

>>30293869
Maybe because I lied MY NIGGA!

[Anonymous No.30294019]

>>30291266
Nice pair of tits for a man.

[Anonymous No.30294033]

>>30293971
oh
was actually going to send you back 0.2 ETH lol

[Anonymous No.30294091]

>>30293971
lol. Also your wallet can only do one transaction at a time. You are probably sitting with a few pending transactions. Check your wallet in etherscan

[Anonymous No.30294123]

well today i've learned I'm never dealing with this eth network shit again if I can help it and that there are no good souls on biz

[Anonymous No.30294128]

>>30291389
That’s a man

[Anonymous No.30294143]

this is the most bullish ETH thread ever posted on biz

[Anonymous No.30294294]

>>30292160
I can't believe you could by this shit for nothing (because it I nothing) and 2x or 3x the money again. Nobody is reading anything eh?

[Anonymous No.30294307]

>>30293796
You mean converting ETH to WETH? Yes.

[Anonymous No.30294364]

>>30294123
>>30291528

[Anonymous No.30294369]

>>30294307
thanks anon but i cant convert shit anymore now

[Anonymous No.30294422]

>>30294128
And?

[Anonymous No.30294688]

>>30294307
so let me get this straight

i just spent $50 on gas fees getting the shit across exchanges to my metamask wallet
$20 in gas fees to approve the contract or whatever
$15 lost in network fees and shitty conversion for WYRE deposit
$40 in gas fees going between ETH and WETH manually
then I just had to pay $30 in fees for BUYING the coin

WHAT THE FUCK? WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY?

[Anonymous No.30294692]

>>30292693
i have 500k worth of crypto assets in metamask. however i don't have enough (or any) eth to convert them back to usdc.

[Anonymous No.30294730]

>>30294688
checked.

[Anonymous No.30294769]

>>30294692
how much do you need anon? I can send you what i have left over

[Anonymous No.30294924]

>>30294688
Checked and look up your wallet address in etherscan. Let us know how many pending transactions you have lol

[Anonymous No.30295049]

>>30294769
think it's like 2k worth iirc. i've not looked in a few weeks now

[Anonymous No.30295080]

>>30294924
oh shit since i posted my address you can all see how ive fucked up along the way all for $900 into an embarrassing shitcoin

damn

[Anonymous No.30295128]

>>30294688
I like this nigga. Sent you some crumbs, hope you don't fuck it up again, kek

[Anonymous No.30295278]

>>30293697
Shill me on Pangolin. I'm looking at the config tutorial to set up in my Metamask and I don't want to do all that if it's not worth it. But I'm willing to try new things. Is PNG so early that it's not even in Coin Market Cap properly?

[Anonymous No.30295280]

>>30295128
anon wtf, thank you man. I'll make sure to pay it forward

[Anonymous No.30295620]

>>30295280
No, it's ok fren.

[Anonymous No.30295681]

>>30291389
Id drink her titty milk.

[Anonymous No.30295727]

[Anonymous No.30295740]

>>30295620
not to you you fucking whale, to the next worms for brain shitcoiner with a dream who vastly underestimates the failure of the ethereum system

[Anonymous No.30295958]

>>30295080
Don't be embarassed, we all make mistakes. The embarassing thing would be not learning from them and repeating them.

[Anonymous No.30296090]

>>30295681
thats a man

[Anonymous No.30296106]

>>30295080
Everyone buys shitcoins bro. I am still holding on to billions of shib. I don't know what nfy is tho. Maybe it will make you rich

[Anonymous No.30296252]

>>30295740
Damn you broke my heart anon. I thought I'll finally have a fren.

[Anonymous No.30296417]

>>30296252
I do appreciate it desu, I've lost half of what I originally deposited making stupid mistakes like this whole thread over the past week. It really does help me out. What are you holding if you don't mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.30296470]

>>30295740
Listen here you pos this you're literally the fag asking for help I dont understand normies behaviour when they need help then act condescending towards other with possiblely exponentially deeper pockets than them

>you have to go back

[Anonymous No.30296581]

>>30296470
It was a flattering retort, I chortle in your general direction. I was just saying I meant I'll pay it forward and help somebody else out in need, rather than sending it back to his wallet sometime in the future (which is what I think he interpreted that as). Chill out and have a coom

[Anonymous No.30296586]

>>30296470
F I bullied

Sorry take HBAR
It's my apology

[Anonymous No.30296663]

>>30291528
simple as.

[Anonymous No.30296732]

the ts stands for totally sexy

[Anonymous No.30296756]

>>30292245
You’ve made 0 dollars outside of crypto over the last year?

[Anonymous No.30296882]

>>30294033
I felt bad and actually sent it. Check the etherscan.

0x999C485b78D253561AdE6Fb60553ddBAec2cB20b

Just sent 0.1 back don't worry about the 0.2.

Cheers, sorry that was in bad taste earlier and I was a dick.

[Anonymous No.30296928]

>>30291266
swicth to binance smart chain and buy BOG instead

[Anonymous No.30297017]

On this day OP truly was a fag.

[Anonymous No.30297057]

>>30296882
sent ;)

[Anonymous No.30297066]

>>30294688
Yeah

[Anonymous No.30297104]

>>30292245
I'll send you couple hundred dollars worth of eth if you send me 100k usd worth of your coin lol

[Anonymous No.30297124]

>>30297017
Kek

[Anonymous No.30297191]

>>30295740
butterface

[Anonymous No.30297209]

>>30296581
Yes I misinterpreted it, but you're still rude desu. What am I holding? The good stuff, fren, only the good stuff in which you're probably going to fomo in a couple of months.

[Anonymous No.30297287]

>>30291266
Uniswap sucks. Eth fucking sucks hard. Fuck this shitcoin scam just buy more buttcorns

[Anonymous No.30297313]

>>30295740
that shnoz though, she can smell the balance in your brokerage account

[Anonymous No.30297341]

>>30297209
wasn't trying to be rude man, sorry. That's okay, hope you make it. I'm going to try to ride this NFT thing and DCA into LUKSO with every one of my walmart cheques

[Anonymous No.30297628]

>>30297341
I love it when they tuck their dicks back like that.

[Anonymous No.30297699]

>>30297628
unfortunately this one actually is a girl

[Anonymous No.30297920]

>>30297341
It's okay, wagmi. Be careful with NFTs tho, the ones with the 'art' thing will most likely crash hard.

[Anonymous No.30297960]

>>30291266
Low quality whore

[Anonymous No.30298164]

>>30297191
ButtHISface

[Anonymous No.30299085]

>>30291266
Just move to Pangolin and AVAX man. What are you even doing with Eth and its gas fees?

[Anonymous No.30299451]

>>30299085
The coin I wanted to buy is only available on UniSwap. Also I'm pretty sure I just got scammed getting into this stupid project because nobody is talking about it.