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Bobo caught in the bear trap edition>Brokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free chart:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://e-hentai.org/g/1841628/139f557638/https://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Links for Reddithttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://bad-dragon.com/shophttps://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comPrevious >>30289256
Recovery is good. This really is a clown market if it can swing 10-15% in sectors in half a day.
>having an underwhelming day>get into EYES at 5.8>sold at 9.1
tfw my life savings is in ark funds
The DAX index is very stable
Buy AQB, its leaving the dip but you can still get some cheapies.
>>30291424laughing heartily @ u
Imagine buying a stock when it pumps 500% in one day
>>30292056and sell when it goes down the next day
How are my favorite weeb losers doing today?
31 DOLLAR SOXL, ALREADY AT MY NEW AVERAGE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I TOLD YOU ALL!>>30292429Fantastic.
>>30291115Bobo got shit onCLF is ripping holy shithttps://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF
I am financially ruined
Here we have three homosexual men, staring at each other.
IS THIS A RECOVERY OR IS THIS A TRAP?
I hope you bought that SOXL dip like I did.
>FCX +6.6% and rising
>peak is losing steamI dunno bros
>>30292795Will we consolidate the four /smg/ threads?
CRBP bros....Are you still holding out?
money wont clear into my brokerage fast enough to buy the SOXL dip>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>SOXL is almost back to where I sold itITS HAPPENING AGAIN FUCK
>>30293181Does this technically classify as porn?
>>30291115IF IT'S A BEAR TRAP WHY I'M I STILL RED YOU FUCKING NIGGER
I bought a bunch of SUNW last week, and it's been bleeding non-stop everyday. Is it getting any better? I'm afraid to look.Is this it for alternative energy?
>>30292903I did (with paper money)
We love UUUU
>>30293242I've seen the full image, its someones kneecap
BILI GANG WE'RE ABOUT TO RISE THE HECK UP
>tfw have losses trading because of paper hands instead of trusting the change of trendREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT DO I BUY>WHAT DO I BUYWHAT DO I BUY>WHAT DO I BUYWHAT DO I BUY>WHAT DO I BUYWHAT DO I BUY>WHAT DO I BUY
Is this a Indian scanner thread?Looks like almost all post are done by indian scammers
When is PLTR hitting 50?
>>30293132There's gotta be news that drives this thing to three dollars eventually, right? ...right?
>>30293410All biz threads are indian scammers
Daily reminder that 99% of the faggots here haven't been through 2008 and believe every market crash can be prevented through infinite money printing.
Will soxl dip again or now?
PLTR fan tv here, any thoughts on today's performance?
>SWBI Earnings this morning>Smith & Wesson Brands (NASDAQ:SWBI) issued its quarterly earnings results on Wednesday. The company reported $1.12 earnings per share (EPS) for the quarter, beating analysts’ consensus estimates of $0.81 by $0.31, MarketWatch Earnings reports. The firm had revenue of $257.60 million during the quarter, compared to analyst estimates of $236.70 million. Smith & Wesson Brands had a return on equity of 39.05% and a net margin of 4.34%. The firm’s quarterly revenue was up 102.2% on a year-over-year basis. During the same period last year, the company posted $0.14 EPS.>stock drops over 2%, now slightly recoveringheh. guess i was just a retard for buying a stock with rock solid fundamentals and blowout earnings, record profits and doing a $100 million stock buyback and introducing a dividend because they're so successful right now.fuck me i guess. lmao. i'm literally turning off my fucking platform now and not opening it for at least a month, you can have my shares when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers you fucking jews.
I want to fucking die. WKHS and PLTR make up the bulk of my losses, offsetting all my gains. Should I fucking sell? Will they ever go up?
>What do I buy!???are you retards this stupid? This shit is barely down, we have a long ways to go before buying is even an option
>5 /smg/ threadswhatever, anyway, SOXL chads, am I doing it right?
>>30292056>bought in between 4 and 5>sold between 8 and 9I'm happy with how it turned out.>>30293206Why did you sell it that late, silly?
>>30293420completely unironically and with no memeing: neverit will sooner go back to 10 than reach 50
SOXLYOU PUSH IT
>>30293394If you weren’t willing to buy anything on the way down then I’m not willing to shill you anything in my portfolio on the way up. :)
Lol at how quick the shift from doom and gloom to euphoria. Easiest data harvesting for hedge fund scrapers. Jeez you guys make it so obvious for them to know when youre you're heavily invested
Bayhorse is gonna moon a-any day now, r-right?
>>30293423From the thumbnail, I thought it's cow ass fisting. What a shame.
You still have time.
>>30293563Hold onto the horsie. The ev market is just getting started and these faggot Turks will be just fine. It is a long hold, but you will get your money back one day
>>30293335I been shilling and calling the SOXL bottom yesterday and today, but my other holding is BILI. Called people to buy it at 114, caught close to the bottom, sure hope people listened to that one too. I am rolling in money right now, and if no retest and we confirm recovery Monday or so, I will be AMAZINGLY GREEN.I am excited.>>30293515Most likely no, and if it does, don't expect it to create a new low. Recovery imminent, we bounced hard. Monday may retest levels and inevitably bounce again, or more likely go green from here. We will know more at close the likelyhood. Either way, 28's-29's was the bottom, you should of listened.
>>30291115What should I limit buy the Roblox ipo next week?
>>30293423Hey, as long it works...
>bought a ton of calls right at the bottom while posting FUD>mfw people here fell for it
>>30293421Probably. Bought like 12k shares and forgot about it. Line will go up eventually. Not even phased.
Just FOMO'd into ACBI and DISCA
>>30293619Yeah this is pretty stupid. Next week might begin the bargaining/despair/capitulation phase when it turns on everyone though.
>>30293563Just throw some money in weed stocks now to recoup your losses.
tfw i have no more money left to buy more SU and i just have to watch the number go up everyday
So when will the rug get pulled?
>>30293327Look at that little bastard running back to 6. UUUU just treats 5 like a rubber band. I like that little guy.
>nobody is talking about the crown jewelsWHY?!
>There are nohorsers in this thread, right now, who had the opportunity to buy the dip today and didn't
>>30293720Woah freaking epic troll! Retard
Do you guys enjoy the Biden economy?
>>30293612im a newfriend i don't know this shit
>>30293778shhhhhhhwe don't need any buzz
>>30293752That’s fine, I hope it dips more. I still have money to spend. Whether the line goes up or down, bulls always win.
Was down 10% today, now in the greenSOXL is a fucking wild ride, I love it
>>30293675I have 16 fucking shares of WKHS. I relied on the USPS contract. It fell through. So many overnight losses. It keeps dropping. I held because I believed but it won't stop. >>30293760That is a fair and valid point. What stocks exist that are worthwhile?
crbp bros this will be us soon
Been seeing a lot about quantum computers in the news recently. Buying more Mochimo.
>>30293394Buy CHPT if you got what it takes
>>30293681Based. BILI is unironically my favorite swing stock. Bought back in at about 114 too.
>>30293760Weed isnt degenerate though. Until dystopian capitalism offers me cocaine stock or human trafficking stock I sleep
What do I buy today?
>>30293816>dont you hate making money off ath in the market? Dont you wish we were pandering to niggers and trannies like based trump?Stop following politics. You will never make it cheering for one group of jews v another.
>tfw i have 6 figure long position in TSLA
>>30293816yes very much so. im going to throw my entire stimulus check into XOM.
Rare Earth DipsMPARECMETCTROXAXTOTCMKT:LEMIFNIOBFUURAFTMRC
>>30293807There was a dip?? I am so comfy with my 100,000 shares I didn’t even check
>>30293675seconding this. WKHS especially has bright future, and likely an ace up of their sleeve
>>30293928It'll be fine. Just remember that EVERYBODY who has not believed in Elon since 2010 has been proven long.
\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/
Are you enjoying the SOXL ride so far?
>>30293520feeling a bit beat up, still in for long trying to remain calm and feel solid, would of preferred no more dips below $24 but here we are, im honest and raw with you guys.
Next stop 14
>>30292795is RIG going to go to $5
The day ending red would unironically be better for bulls
>>30293720>thinking you influence the market in any way posting here
>>30293979>yfw elon musk diesI wonder whether we'd see TSLA in the single digits
>he fell for the hyperinflation goldbug meme
>>30294015It has been a funny couple of days.
>>30293979other auto makers are really ramping up though. china subsidises their own NIO while the euro market likes WV stuff better than sleek modern american TSLAs
>>30293928That sucks, but you still have a ton of gains, right?
>>30294015When are you going on vacation? Sure has been hard to find a ps5.
hilarious how the Planter x Amazon news is being ignored with all the broader market noisebought another 20k
HODL OVER THE WEEKEND
>>30294101They are like a decade behind Tesla in technology and experience. Not only that, Tesla's autonomous has 100x more data collected than even the closest competitor.
Is that the XBI bottom. Pls say that it is.
>>30294145AWS has a million tech partnership, shut the fuck up
>>30293720Doesn't matter. /biz/ has no impact on any company or shitcoin with a higher market cap than 10 million
>>30291301Somebody liquidated. This whole "disastrous Powell conference" bullshit yesterday was an excuse to hit some entities on the ropes. This market is full of predatory raiding funds. They knocked out weak bulls ahead of a massive surge of risk assets, because of growth coupled with inflation. And that's why you should do your own study of what affects the asset prices, not rely on the media or pumpers and raiders.
>>30293807fuck off, this shit keeps dipping
>>30293520My hope was that PLTR would be data mining firmfor the US Gov and like SpaceX function as a semi-government entity. As in it would be a private corp that has all its contracts based in the USG. Or like TESLA where it is being used to prop up US car manufacturing so it gets a bunch of direct and indirect investment from tax money. Its bullshit but that memeing was part of the reason TSLA went x8 and I just was hoping PLTR could at least do a 2x, which it has. Now I am hoping for another 2x as it gets more government contracts.tldr PLTR would be attractive to USG as a data mining firm and I would profit.
THE CRASH IS OVERBUY NOW
>>30294145>aws>amazonyeah, they are the same thing fucktard
>>30294101Not even shilling TSLA as I don't own any and sold at $880 to spend on other value things and stop worrying over my portfolio everyday, but literally everybody who has gone against his companies has been BTFO'd.
>>30294145This would be like announcing your company is partnering with Azure, when really you just migrated to O365.
>>30294145ill buy at 10-15
>>30294167>be chinese>hack data>copy paste>Musk, after waking up from his 12 joint fueled nap at 1 pm: “wowwww you cant just do that its not fair”
>>30294145pltr is a buy at 15$, ill wait six months for this to happenif it doesn't ill pass
>Bought 600 soxl to start the day>Lost money>Sold it, bought SQQQ options>Rode it all the way back up to +1k>Rode it all the way back down to below where I bought it>Sold it and bought... 600 SOXL>Back in the green
>>30294053tell that to former millionaire CLFtard
hehehe what the FUCK is going on???
>>30294275I mean if it was that simple, China would have had high tech fighter jets by now given they stole all the data from NOC and LMT and LHX and RTX and such.
>>30294145Guys Palantir are using AWS, the largest cloud provider in the world, just like every other major corporation this is fucking major BUY BUY BUY now 6 gorrillion EOY
TSLA above 600 again
>>30293859APHA and TLRY are stable holds. MO too for how stable it is and the good dividend. SNDL is only worth a long hold under a $1 but great for swing trading.
>>30294291nice post partner
>>30294146I'll be the first admit I have been programmed via neurolinguistic techniques to identify reddit posts as soon as I see them and physically feel pain.
yes, try yeild with ths coins that never make you incomeGSX is yr way to stable income, how can you doubt that? if you want to be in time for tothemoon,get rn
>>30293979so tesla stock will go up forever? cant argue with that logic. surely its not way over valued and due for a massive correction.
Waiting for fidelity to answer the phone so I can tell my female broker to buy 1000 shares of soxl
>>30294327Why the fuck should china waste money on military hardware? Only america does that because 90% of it goes to the pockets of israeli contractors or sponsors directly anyways. China is winning without spending shit on military. Besides, what does our equipment matter if its all manner by trannies and mongrels?
I want to pour more money into my oil stocks, I didn't put as much as I should've because I kept making like 5% gains on pump and dumps (ctrm, ocgn, didn't let gte go at the top unfortunately but I guess it could come back because lol energy) and everything started to feel like an extreme risk. But now they've all slowed down or started to pull back and can't really predict if this stagnation is the dip or if next week will start with a dip and don't know if I should start stuffing cash in yet.
>>30294298The /biz/ strategy. Somehow it works
>yfw you survived the bear market of 2021
how fucking much are you supposed to put into the market for it to not be a waste of time
>>30294390We can’t stop winning
>>30294115>Smyrna, GAlmao, Amerimutts just steal town names from everywhere
>RIG and BILIPlease RIG keep poomping for a week or twoPlease BILI go back to 140 and I will be golden...
>>30294418If your portfolio is big enough they'll give you a private 24/7 broker (female)
Oil saved stock market.
KEEP BUYING UNTIL GOD SHOWS UP
I can't believe Bobo fucking died
Just finish me off for good so they I can stop coming here
>>30293634Do you really need to ask anon?>>30293968Based
LAST CHANCE TO GET IN THE REAL DIP.
HOLD ME GUYS I AVERAGED SOXL AT 37$ SEND HELP
How to I regain confidence. Am shook only feel comfy buying fuckingggggg microsoft
Yep, this is why I picked up 2500 July 25C in CLF at 13 lol Morale is rising heavy kek https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF
Bobo is kill
I always get too greedy on dips, damn.
>>30294551On days like this I just go to work
>>30294212No-horsers and neighsayers get out
>>30294182>>30294331>>30294277are you guys unironically retarded or just pretending? its a suite of tools available for AWS customers provided by Palantir, which is distinctly different from "Palantir is using AWS"
>>30294518rig is unstoppable i watched is since it was below 3.50, but couldnt buy because i sunk money in meme tech
Is this a bull trap again or can we begin bull market again next week?
>>30294586Wasn't that stock at 17 bucks? Weird.
>>30294107yea, just trying to decide between riding it out and recovering my principle rn. i don't need the cash, so i'll probably ride it out and sell in a few years>>30294167thanks for the comforting words, but Elon himself said, "get binocular vision working and you easily have self driving". So those billions of miles more of data don't mean too much. Let's hope you're right though.>>30294327China literally does have high tech fighter jets. They're not as good as ours, but they're still damn good. >>30294338let's hope she starts climbing again
>>30294577Mines 39. Just buy more im trying so fast to get this money in but I have to wait until I can talk to fidelity female broker
>>30294586I am actually rooting for you now. You stuck to your guns
This is clown market, isn't it?
>>30294391DIamond hands space apes!!!!!!
>>30294586Hey, show us the trends over a week.
>>30294586You're such a douche, it's the way you speak and your face and your stock
>PIPP>ACEV>NGACSo all of them seem to just hang around 10 bucks. I guess 10 bucks is the actual floor for any SPAC. The question is if the spac meme is still "guaranteed money" or if the speculative market is dead.
>>30294643pick up the cheapies before the hedgies comes in and pick them up
god i love buying dips and watching it moon
>>30293068Why is banjo kazooie hurting that poor bull man?
I'm not exactly feeling much security about the market when stocks in every sector swings 15% in a day. What kind of retarded meme market is this? How the hell are we supposed to know that the same shit doesn't happen next week
>>30293584Trying this hard to scare usFuck off.
>gme going up fuggggggg
>>30293881Agreed. 120-140 was a fun thing to do for a while. But I got a good feeling about this run, I might just hold until momentum dies down or just keep on since I do like the actual asset here. I use it after all.>>30293885SOXL. BILI. Really lots fo things, but should of bought earlier. Told you.>>3029457731 here.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I went to take a 30min shit, and all my stock are at least 10% up from the price they had before I took a shit.What happened?
>>30294634it doesn't matter if it's on AWS because it doesn't work off the shelf, they have to send people to each company to integrate it
>>30294721YOU PUSH IT
>>30294526salute to all the birds and seals that gave their lives so that we could watch a line go up>>30294686call me a narcissist but i sincerely believe they are trying to shake out retail, and berkshire and gates might have a personal beef with elon
>>30294691>DLAMONDwhat did he mean by this?
>>30294721for me its doing the opposite
>>30294521Someday anon. Someday. Then I can buy 1000 shares of nio and soxl sverytime from her.
>>30294691I wouldn't mind the GME posting if they weren't so fucking corny about it. Just be normal, stop treating this shit like a Twitch chat.
Reminder that he told you to sell yesterday, which was the biggest signal to hold or buy the dip
So should we all buy at close? Nobody will want to hold over the weekend, right? That's when we swoop in?
>>30294211>And that's why you should do your own study of what affects the asset priceslike what? honestly curious what i'm actually supposed to be studying on a regular basis here.
just buy every dip of every stock ever you literally can't lose.
>>30294577>HOLD ME GUYS I AVERAGED SOXL AT 37$ SEND HELPSell them and buy SOXL leaps calls
THIS FUCKING GME BEING THE INVERSE OF MARKET BULLSHIT IS SO TIRING AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>30294586>shilling a stock post pumpretard
>>30294802pretty much this, they are trying to shake out retail
>>30294754I agree but fuck if, I have a price target for all of my buys and I'm not selling until it's met.
I smell a squeeze up into the weekend and a green Monday.
just sold some naked SPY calls, short term top is in
>>30294847>tatsGEEJESUS CHRIST GET SOME TASTE YOU DEADASS HONKY
>>30294785Bull is back in town
What a day so far
>>30294794no.. they don't.. have you ever even used AWS? im convinced at least 60% of /smg/ are tech illiterate boomers
>>30294776>>3029485435$ NOW AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH CANY FEEL THE FINGER ANYMORE DAKKA DAKKA
Portfolio?>GREENPenis>ERECTWill to live?>RESTORED
>>30294919You will never ever make it
>>30293885NAT or ZG
>>30294802That's 100% it imo too
>>30293807>opportunity to buy the dipThat wasn't the dip.
anyone been buying up frx?
come pick me up soxlbros...
>>30294844>SEE I TOLD YOU SELL AND NOW BUY AFTER NOON OF COURSE
>>30294691I miss the kitty streams. I used to watch them with my buddy Jack Daniels.
>>30294715They can go lower. NSTB dipped to 9.96 yesterday. CFII dropped under 10 a week ago and is currently at 8.40.
>>30294847how do I get a GF like this...
Sorry, but your bullrun is up.
>>30294844How can people take this guy seriously? Imagine all of the boomers that liquidated yesterday or earlier today because of him.
>>30294951WOW PLTR IS USING S3 BUCKETS OMG GUYS IT'S A FULL ON PARTNERSHIP EVERYONE BUY MY BAGS
>>30295004You'll be fine eventually. Just a bit of a shame to have cash tied up.
>>30295033Be rich, have a perfect jawline, and be physically in shape.Then she will still cheat and look for someone richer.
>>30293508You're not wrong, but, just like the dot com bubble, shit like this can last longer than we think.
>>30295033You dont she will never be your gf. She's your moneys gf.
>>30295004Have faith SOXL bro. Sell covered calls. Semiconductors will rain mana from heaven in the long term
>>30294785your shit saved the marketyou should shit more
>>30295033Deal drugs and be a degenerate
They need to pin SPY to 380 for the close. Look at the options. They will hold it here for the rest of the day.
>>30294951https://jobs.lever.co/palantir/dab396d4-2f14-4796-aac0-0d82883dccf0what the fuck do you think these people do?
>>30295004HOLD TIGHT FREN WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE ITMARCH 17 NEW AMD GPUS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30295033>massive penis>at least 300k in the bank>long hair>smoke cigs
>>30295004>47$how about next wednesday?
>>30294942Most of my stock started recovering around 11:30. Did the american governement do something?
>>30295114you need 100 shares for covered calls, i'm not buying 85 more shares.
Here's my dumb money cheap options. Does anyone have any super cheap lotto tickets
>small bounce after 2 terrible days>we're back baby!!Can't wait for Monday
>>30294551>RH>started with triple digits>gambled with options>96% downlmao, typical RH nigger
>>30294785>30min shitsee a doctor
>>30293586im feeling sick again. praying for a dump
>>30295178>>at least 300k in the bankThis isnt 1990, you need atleast 3 million and a two story house before youre 25
alright, who's snapping up my SOXL CCs
>>30294951>still in denial about Palantir being an IT consulting companytranny...
>CLF tranny posting his robinhood portfolio in every single /biz/ threadthis guy has a legitimate mental illness
Amazon back to #green
I feel like I need to go back to work at this rate and keep depositing a couple of thousand into my account a month. I'm mid 6 figures on my stocks portfolio and use it to pay my monthly bills and such, and I've been slowly eating into my bitcoins since 2020 ended and I lost my old job.
>>30294847What do these types of people do for a living?
>>30295241yes i cant wait to see you bobos get BTFO again
is soxl actually dead?
>>30294785Bull shit apparently. >>30294953You done good laddie.>>30295004You will be fine soon enough, but oh god this hurts my soul just seeing it.
>>30293610I wonder what it actually feels like being 50, on every steroid there is and this ripped. It must be worth it or else every tech billionaire wouldn't suddenly get jacked. I bet Elon Musk is on trt.
>>30295313Her? She has a bf who pays for everything
>>30294852He dosn't know, he is just trying to pump his bags.
>>30295313they have sex.. thats it
>>30295332>is soxl actually dead?Yep. People finally got tired of computers and phones and shit
>>30295279im a PTD on RH, if I had cash in WEBULL, i'd buy sum anon.
>>30295241They said people sold the bottom on Monday too lmao
>>30295313saudi arabian oil princes in california
>>30295303He's an attention seeker who's never had real money before.
>he sold the dip
>>30295313Go to Saudi Arabia and get shit on for money
>>30295303He’s a faggot with terrible call options, glad I dumped my bags on him. That stock is a hunk of shit and loaded with debt
>>30295313receive feces on their chest
Last chance to buy RKT under 26
>>30294975That shit should be $50
these GTE august call options holy fuck. if GTE moons you could make 1,000%
THE CHINESE ARE SELLING ME A WARRANT FOR AN OIL COMPANY THAT IS 6 MONTHS DURATION AND ONLY 50% OUT OF THE MONEY FOR .10 CENTS A CONTRACT, ON. FUCKING. MARGIN. THE IV IS 70% AND THIS MOTHERFUCKERS UP 80% YTDCHINA GONNA MAKE ME RICHHHHH
>>30295365That's not how it works.
>>30295423>RKTfuck off faggot
could the bounce be a bulltrap because all the calls are expiring?need a bobo bear to shill me not to hold soxl over the weekend
>>30295332Yeah, computers an shit.
>>302948404chan is the quiet kid who secretly wishes he could fit in, reddit is the loud kid that shouts boruto jutsus in the hallways and wears a furry tail to school.
>>30294418i am retard, why do people buy over the phone?
>>30295449No you should buy right now
reposting for exposure. LISTEN UP ANON>>30294235
>sudden dipoh fuck what now
The bottom on Tuesday is still more than the top today, why the fuck is everyone so happy?
Friendly reminder ARKK dropped 15% last week went up 5% on Monday and then dropped another 15%. Wonder what next week will be like you ADHD mother fuckers
>>30294551Learn to actually invest instead of gambling
Uh oh, nq is slipping again
I like to fud my own stocks and pretend I dont own them
>>30295482My broker calls things like sweetie and darling and it's nice to hear it.
>everything dumped>gme 8+%JUST FUCKING KILL THIS SHIT
>>30295510You're going to lose all your money.
>>30295516Post your blood red shorts
GME is rising, brace for turbulence
>>30295555wasted>>30295585GME is an overleveraged short ETF now, faggot.
>>30295533Retards will be crying again next week
>>30295227newfren here, what is a covered call?>pic related, market this week
>>3029142485k(was 110k) in ARK ETFs, haha
>>30295555But is that really worth the fees?
I’m going to sit on hold for the next hour with my female broker to buy $20 worth of BOTY.
>>30295362well he didn't respond so i guess you're right, oh well...
>>30295634thats a man
>>30295585>still blaming fucking Gamestopngmi
>>30295257I didn't shit for 30 minutes straight, I just went to the bathroom for 30 mins, on the purpose of taking a shit. But I had diarrhea, so lets say about 12minutes to shit, 10 minutes just chilling on the bowl with my phone, 3 minute to whipe out all that shit from my ass, until the papers comeback white, twice in a row. Than I washed my hand and brushed my teeth for about 5 minutes.
>>30294844fuck Cramer, he picks the worst stocks and gives the worst advice
>>30294852People put out their ideas as facts. Some of them are convincing, some are right, some are wrong. Most of the people opining on the market have a horse in a race. Like with this sell off, you are being sold a theory that the rally in bonds is over globally, and rates will have to be raised by the FED that misjudges the inflation that will lead to .com or housing bust. And it very well maybe the correct thesis. However, if you look at both of those busts and the fed funds behavior ahead of those busts, that theory is bullshit. There was a long string of fed funds hikes before the bubble burst. Now look at fed funds now, and tell me if this is not a bullshit theory. It may eventually work out, but not ahead of the FED change of policy, because all the real crashes had the FED actually raising rates to drain liquidity before the crash. Money flow is what makes stocks go up or down. That whole story that people push onto you with serious faces is bullshit. Why are they selling bullshit on TV? That sort of analysis. Whatever those people claim, the theory they sell has implied consequences. If the theory claims something and the consequences don't check out, they are raiding or pumping. They are doing it to either buy from you at discount or sell to you at premium. There is no enforcement, no checking, no objective assessment of any claims those people make. It's on you to assess accuracy of the claim. Stock price is not a proof of anything. You have to figure out implications of a claim and check it for sanity. If it's a wrong claim and the "market" is accepting it on the face value take the opposite side of it. Also try to figure out what their scam is if the claim is bullshit. This is like detective work. You can still be wrong, but most of the criminals in this market just sucker punch and disappear with your money. Which I think is what you are seeing now.
>>30295690you wish, faglord
>>30295585When will you learn that GME is is a reverse ETF that is dragging the economy down as it keep going up?
23 yo fagi have about 5k in a savings account doing nothing, should i put it all into stocks?new to this bros i dont want to lose money
>they think its a bear trap>tesla bouncing off 600oh no no no mumus you got too cocky
>>30295807>i have about 5k in a savings account doing nothing, should i put it all into stocks?nomake broker account and start playing for month or more with fake money, then decide if you want to do it with real money
>>30295634You can buy contracts to have shares reserved for you at a certain price. A covered call is you writing that contract yourself and selling it to someone else. The catch is you need to have the shares on hand in case they decide to exercise it. That's why its called a covered call.
>>30295807Nah, go set up a brokerage account and mess around with paper trading for a month or two. It'll hurt to look back and see what you might've missed, but remember that you were just as (or more likely) to buy something dumb and euthanize your funds.
>>30294852I don't know shit about SGMO. Biotechs are not my thing. The problem with biotechs is they need capital raises as the profitability is in a distant future. It's a speculative trading that you need catalyst on and get out into it. Just looking at SGMO, it looks like it was an illiquid IPO and funds who needed exposure pushed it up beyond any potential value it may ever have. Those things need some FDA or M&A catalysts to move. It's hard to invest in those.
>>30295178>at least 300k in the bank Man I wish this was 1980. I actually have that, my gf is a 6/10
>>30295510smarter bet is sysco and other industrials with exposure to hospitality. Oil going up means airlines going down. That said i btfd on jblu cause theyre positioned better than most
>>30294945tsla dumping while everything else is green is a minor bull signal imo... Hrm.
eyes $4 eod