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>> No.30285792

Because it's a shitty company that's extremely overvalued

>> No.30285891

>>30285697
be ready to buy the dip

>> No.30285938

Because they bought funny internet money with investor funds

>> No.30286008

>>30285697
Bonds

>> No.30286038

>>30285697

because almost no one drives a tesla, and the company isn't profitable

>> No.30286059
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>>30285697

>> No.30286116

>>30285697
Elon told you it was overvalued

>> No.30286137
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30286137

because their stock is a meme
i hope reddit willy wonka's rocket factory burns to the fucking ground too, piece of shit

>> No.30286144

>>30285697
Look at the markets where legacy automakers offer evs like norway or germany. Tesla is losing market shares there at an alarming rate because the quality of teslas is dog shit

>> No.30286146

>>30285697
because buying crypto is a risky investment

>> No.30286221

>>30285792
you are a shitty company that's extremely overvalued!

>> No.30286341

>>30286144
On top of that the stock market cap of tesla is as much as all other car makers combined. Meanwhile tesla sells like 0.1% of vehicles world wide and is loosing ev shares where other manufactores get serious. Even at 100 tsla is overvalued

>> No.30286457

>>30286137
>reddit willy wonka's rocket factory
kek

>> No.30286547

>>30285697
Rocket go boom

>> No.30286574

>>30286341
overvalued

>> No.30286587
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>> No.30286603
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30286603

muh electric

>> No.30286715

>>30286221
not an argument

>> No.30286740

>>30286574
This and some of the OG car manufacturers are jumping into the EV sector.

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>>30286137
>reddit willy wonka's rocket factory

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>>30285697
It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy that redditor ballsack lickers are getting reckd.

>oMG ElOooNN MuUuUsK

>> No.30286962

i dont know if its teslas companys fault because literally every stock is following the same exact pattern

>> No.30287037

>>30285697
Because their earnings are measured in tens of millions and their value is overinflated to hundreds of billions.

>> No.30287139

>>30286962
The market is falling a bit. Tech is falling harder because it's overvalued. Tesla is falling a fuckton because it's massively overvalued.

>> No.30287169

>>30286962
Tech is hurting the worse. Jerome Powell's little speech didn't help. And those bond interest increases. If/when a stimulus comes along, we should see a bit of a bump back up. But I don't think Tesla will be hitting back to $900 any time soon.

>> No.30287270

>>30285792
I think it's sad seeing the talking heads shill this to the mainstream saying "by 2030 & 2035 this going to be a 2000k stock!"... statements like that give me weird flashbacks to the .com bubble.

>> No.30287341

>>30285697
>ultimate top 1800 PE Ratio
>PE ratio today still 988
long way down son, enjoy the ride

>> No.30287406

>>30287270
Maybe it will be. But at some point before we get there it will crash and that's when you can buy it if you think so.

>> No.30287531

>>30286221
One of the best moments in that movie

>> No.30287540

>>30287341
Whats a fair price for this shitcoin?

>> No.30287559

imao MANTRA DAO goes sky along with with cream fork protocol.

>> No.30287562

The only thing Tesla have going for them is their autonomous driving tech. Real car companies are finally releasing EV's and Tesla won't be able to compete soon.

>> No.30287616

>>30287562
Have they even got that working properly yet?

>> No.30287617

>>30287540
probably 100-180$

>> No.30287650

>>30286943
kek

>> No.30287705

>>30287562
Their solar business is pretty legit. Though, they don't seem to showcase it like they should.

>> No.30287767
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>>30287616
one Musky dog Boy is busy with posting meme you know. Fuck i love seeing that stock tank hard.

>> No.30287789

>>30287616
yup, didn't you see the million robotaxis that were on the road last year?

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>>30287617
Seems about right yea. Only thing i worry is that tesla drags bitcoin down with it.

>> No.30287921

>>30286587
SO RANDUM XD

>> No.30287953

Because Elon Musk is full of shit and a hack. Why do you think he endorses DOGE? This clown is getting exposed.

>> No.30287974

>>30287864
BTC gets dragged mostly by the ARK funds as they have a LOT of exposure to GBTC and by momentum shift in dollar strength. inital reaction of bitcoin is quite neutral, BTC corrected and now stays in a range, sideways speaks for a more established "store of value" narrative.

>> No.30288035

>>30285697
Tesla shouldn't be over $100 a share. It's a complete scam job.

>> No.30288334

>>30285697
bubble

>> No.30288561

>>30287616
Its in beta but I dunno if its any good. All I can say is they're probably pulling in a ton of data and i'll give them credit for being able to act well on the data they collect.

>> No.30288587

>>30286715
cringe
>>30287531
based

>> No.30288758

>>30285697
People Woke up and realized Tesla is white supremacy: the company

>> No.30288907
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30288907

>>30285697
Your daily dose of Elon Musk. Your welcome.

>> No.30289311

>>30285697
because elon is dead and it will be announced tomorrow

he died in an EV battery explosion at the tesla factory

>> No.30290014
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>>30285697
IDK but ive lost a ton of my gains this week.

>> No.30290134

>>30285697
Because Elon got exploded by a faulty battery.

>> No.30290158

>>30285697
Elon overdosed on meth. Big announcement when markets closed. New currency on monday.

>> No.30290194

So, by my calculations he lost 60 billion net worth in a month, that correct? - mcap down 300 billion, he owns 20%.

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30290272

polestars are way more superior and look better than memeslas

>> No.30290413

>>30290252
Looks legit. Sell it all.