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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
COSTCO GANG RISE THE FUCK UP$COSTBUY BUY BUY
>>30281271first for TSLA death
>6 more days for CRBP news
>>30281271>HelpI need somebody>HelpNot just anybody>Help
Sum up your portfolio with one image
I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...
>>30281271IF YOU ARE NOT IN OILYOU DESERVE TO LOSE
Wish I sold at open and re-entered now. Fuck. I'm always way too scared to sell when it opens high, whats wrong with me.
>>30281271Okay I'm tired of buying VOO. What are some good ETFs?
Why didn't I sell last month?
A L L S M I L E SThis is the rest of my stack, I sold the first half at 350.
pls stop saying hedgie guys, it makes the social engineering too obvious.
I was taking a nap, what the fuck happened?
>>30281378This duck shouldn't do that
So why did we kick out the best pro-business and pro-economy president again??
>>30281365Why don't we have GMO crabs like AQB?
>>30281271>ZUCKERBURG SELLING FB SHARESHe knows he's next
POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES POST CHEAPIES
What was up with the opening pop followed by the crash down? Why the morning pop?
>NIO>TESLABUT MUH ELECTRICTY CARS
>buy the massive dip>feel smug>it crashes down another 15%>buy another dip>it drops 10%BIDEEEEEEN!! JEEEEEWS!!
all you had to do was listenbut you didn't
Confess, who FOMOed in at GME at 149 and bought my bags? I sold the top for an easy 5%.
DO I SELL MOON FOR A LOSS OR HOPE AND PRAY IT RECOVERS? Already down -$5000 this week alone bros.... it hurts
Should I buy today or will this shit dip even further?
STUPID GMENIGGERS MY GAINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MVISits all so tiresome
never been so ready for a weekend
So is GME just going to be the one stop shop stock to hedge against any and all downturns for the entire year?
Is the meme explosion seriously tanking my airline stocks? What the fuck
Funny how no one on the news is talking about how the market is in an absolute free fall.
>>30281392what is an oil stock with some growth left in it?
>GME mooning because Cohen tweeted a picture of a fucking sock puppet yesterday What a fucking world
>>30281393>opens highNIGGER WHAT?
You are so fucking mad right now.
>his portfolio isn't 70% vti 30% vxusit's not too late
What the fuck causes a high cap stock to crater with zero negative news?
>>30281271Oil boomers, is now our time to dab on the tech zoomies? >FUCK ELECTRIC CARS>FUCK ENVIRONMENTALISTS>AND FUCK SOLAR PANELSThank you.
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>>30281271haha he drink da peepee
>>30281436He made cat ladies and dindus angry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOMEONE PLEASE HELP US, LORD PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON US POOR PEOPLE
>>30281493God, she's probably like 15 or some shit. Fuck this world.
>PLTRannies were saying I would have to eat my words today>muh AWS!!!feel like apologizing yet?
>>30281436He was orange and said mean things on twitter!
>>30281375>I aped in with a limit order for cheapies in order to dollar cost average>Price bulldozed past my limit order, now I'm even deeper in the red with more useless shares
>>30281271I'm here for the hopium and to stomp on Israel's flag. 150 EOD IT WILL TOUCH $200 TODAY
>>30281338>COSTWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THAT IT IS DUMPING SO HARD I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
>>30281436You mean riggers and niggers stole it from him
>>30281518I opened at like +8% now i'm -0.3% i'm going to fucking kill myself. $AC tanked so fucking hard because of the icelandic explosions
I used to question how (((they))) could destroy the world for the sake of profit. But now I understand. My money is but a drop in an ocean compared to theirs but I just want to see it go up, I really don't care about anything else. I hope China takes over the world because I'd be fucking rich.
lmao all the twitter and tiktok gurus have been dead silent for 3 days
>>30281436Because muh feelings
>doubting OIL ever>not understanding how powerful they are
>>30281438Well he has one of the biggest social media lawsuits ever coming up soon so I can see why he'd do that.
>>30281596No clue, but its the most oversold its been in years.
Shill me some cheapies
Who else /oilchad/?
STOP THE COUNT
Why the fuck is X green? Smallest part of my portfolio of course
>>30281338Get the fuck out of here pajeet
you now remember when Cathy bought the tiny tesla dip $200 ago..... retarded
>>30281496Biden's in office and they can't blame Trump for it anymore so they have no choice but to keep quiet about it. Remember how shit was spiraling down last March and they were like>Trump's economy
>>30281616Please, PLEASE COME BACK! I WANT DONALD PUMP BACK IN THE OFFICE!
>>30281407You could have prevented this, /smg/.You could've gone balls deep yesterday.I get hating redditors with a passion, but we're here to make money, so what's your FUCKING PROBLEM
ABANDON ALL FUNDAMENTALS AND EMBRACE THE MEMES
What happens if we go back to normal aka 2%?
Is this coinbase listing going to be a meme?
Buying more SOXL. Sold BFARF early, picking up now sub-29 with BFARF funds. Oil chads won today, I was wrong that they would sell as apparently they fled there for safety instead. Only one thing left to do now though, buy more and commit harder. If we go down Monday and then Tuesday well I guess I just got to deposit more money, still doubt line goes down forever when analysts and investors on the air are doing nothing but shilling semis yesterday and today.
>>30281509SU but the entry point is slowly closing in with every passing day
>>30281509>some growthIt has only begunDid you check pre-Trump levels
>>30281340I m.goung to buy another quarter share of Tesla if it goes down to 550
>SOXL>YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN BY IT!
I KNOW THE PIECES FITI WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY
Fridays are bad to sell covered calls because of the buying pressure and hype that builds over every weekend right? Yl
THANKS FOR ADDING TESLA TO THE SP500 AT THE TOP
>>30281477MOON?At this point you may as well hold it til it does recover.
ReminderThese people are that got you into your current situation.THEY KNOW NOTHING AND MAKE YOU DUMBERMARKETS ARE UNPREDICTABLE
What's a good percentage to take profit on sqqq. Im up 20%
RIP elon and cathie
>>30281436>/pol/fags once again using this chance to spread their propaganda. I hope you niggers were blasting him last March as well. Oh wait no you weren't because muh reasons.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KILL FUCKING GAMESTOP PLEASE
>>30281338>tfw can't afford costco sharesGood price right now though. Undervalued according to Morningstar.
>>30281509Take your pick, personally I'd say SU is the safest bet
>>30281684the memes are whats crashing. tesla, pltr... real stuff like Google is green
>>30281509RDS.B is still below pre-'rona levels.Oil is more expensive now than it was thenBuy it
>GME 10% up
I bought SOXL calls. Fucking blow me.
Market is forward looking. Our real lives are about to look like this.
>>30281800Sounds like now.
>>30281800Don't get greedy is my advise on days like today!
You didn't actually fall for the GME FUD did you anon?
REMINDER TECH IS STILL SUPER OVER VALUED
>>30281820AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AT LEAST YOU STUCK IT TO REDDIT HAHAHAHAHAHA P O LO G I Z E
>10 year yields are barely up>Excellent news on jobs>Market still plummetingThis looks like a "the market is falling because it is falling" kind of panic.
Colossal buys coming in on SPYV and SPYG. Unsure if it's to cover or what. Each buy was basically double the normal daily average for equity.
So now that we are doomed. Should we kill ourselves?
Should I buy 20 call option contracts on Pepsi????
>>30281271>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs>reminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highsreminder Zuckerborg has been selling his FB shares this week despite it being down from highs
>>30281813pandemic crash vs ....
I just watched someone buy 300k of the 4/16 GME 800c
The NASDAQ composite could genuinely go to 10,000 at this rate. We are utterly and entirely fucked. It will take years to recover. FUCK.
GME has to die for the market to continue gaining. What are some top ways to FUD this stock en masse?
CLF trannies and CRBPajeets on suicide watch
I knew it was time to sell when fuckers were saying that Tesla and SPCE were going to get their revenue on meteorite mining. I FUCKING KNEW IT WHY DIDN'T I SELL THERE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>30281883I actually want the green meme deadIts too wasteful
WTF is happening with MVIS? Everyone told me to hold through this dump. This is so fucked up
DOW GOING RED
>>30281596Literally right after I bought a lil sum. I'm afraid the fag from citadel has paid for my orders and is trying to tank me.
is it theoretically possible to be in a bear market forever? how about a bull market forever?
>>30281340I have a buy order set once Tesla drops to $500
>>30281934calls on pepsi? sounds pointless. just buy pepsi.
BIDEN CUM GUZZLING DICK CHOPPING FAGGOTS EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
putting a huge bet on pltr making a recovery this week rly isnt feeling so good right now
>>30281969Hi. Buying? I have a few hundred April 4c I will buy
>>30281954Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you had literal months to buy in hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah
xiaomi bros I dont feel so good
>PLTRHOLY FUCK am I glad i got out at 29.90
>>30281461NIO and Tesla are basically my entire net worth.I am completely and utterly financially REEF'd.
we are only at 5%
UHH I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIO IS FALLING AGAIN IT WAS RAISING BACK GOD DAMN IT!
I've lost $40,000 in unrealized gains in the last 30 days.
>>30282026where are the hidden tigers pajeetyou said there would be hidden tigers
>>30281939And there it is. There is always an external reason unless it's for a president you don't like.
TOOK PROFIT ON NRGU BUT NOT GUSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
im actually liking the sell off. there is stuff im buying.
>>30281536Why is my retail instore POS systems crashing tho ...
>>30281525>betting 30% against america
Where is my mind...Where is my mindWhereeeeeeee is myyyyy mind...
>>30282027And you'll have no time to sell.
So should I sell off my ARKK/ARKG shares?
PLTR going to 20
Why the fuck is soxl only down 4% it should be down 10 at least nvidia is cratering
>>30281939Vs. super inflated markets from stimulus and fed response. Pandemic over time to ease up on the fed and let this baby back into the hands of the relatively free market. You fucks have no idea what returning to normal is going to be because we're so spoiled since March. We all knew it had to end eventually. Can't get mad it did
>>30282042NASDUMP is at -10.7%
IT"S ALL CORNPOP'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30282069did you learn a lesson?
>>30281525fuggin based long term, stay the path bro
>>30282035>Got in at $29
It could be worse. You could be bag holding DNN in the red
>Roblox is going public in this marketlmao, retards shouldn't have been greedy
>>30282085im not even american
>>30282120Buy low, sell high.
>>30282132I'm praying for it to go as low as 15 USD so I can finally buy
BULLISH SIGNAL CATHY WOODS IS STARTING AN ONLY FANS
>>30282013I believe it will recover at least 8$. I want a lot of money fast with small risk. I've bought 6 option calls that expire in October. So far I'm up 280$.
What now what do i do
>>30282042what does this mean?
>>30281913Institutions are realizing who they put in control of the government.
Reminder to buy cheapies. Green Monday.
>>30282133TSM and intel are gaining today
>>30281863>>30281701>>30281722>>30281851I went with RDS.B, have to go with a name I recgonize and that pre corona level is unreal.....hope this works guys....and fuck GMEhope you are right....also thoughts on GNE?
>>30281559nop, google stpeach. she is twitch hoe
>>30282075They're snacking on crabs
>>30282085That's shit-pajeet chang tier logic. Trump also saw the greatest economic recovery in probably all of history. Biden saw the worst and is seeing more.
>>30282145this is a real response. i like it. im buying stuff down here.
>>30282133>doesn't know the holdings for the ETF he just bought/sold options onngmi
Biotech dumping is ridiculous. The shit I am in is not overvalued. Buying the fuck out of this stuff.
>>30282116Feel free to post your green positions like >>30281407you absolute cum guzzling FAGGOT
>>30282105covids never ending bud. No more retail.
So umm... how do I maneuver out of this? I have cash, but oil seems to have pumped a lot already...I just want to be able to afford a house some day bros...
>>30282159Gotta bout another 15-20% to get back to normalcy imo
>>30282206>so I can finally buywhat for? after that it's going back down to 10this stock is slowly bleeding out
the greatest pump & dump scheme in history
>>30282243shadow gov who installed biden is crashing everything. you will be poor and own nothing and love it
>>30282192They can cancel the IPO, can't they?
>>30282075Oh you think the hidden tigers aren't buying CRBP shares and calls right now? Motherfucker, the hidden tigers are pouncing RIGHT now. Look at the volume spikes. I will zoom in on buying activity on the right side but as you can see 1 million + shares easily in the span of 15 mins bought yesterday when CRBP dipped down along with the market.
>This CLF dip
I JUST WANT TRUMP BAAAAAAAACKPLEEEAAAAASE
FUCK ME WHY DONT I HAVE 14000 TO SELL A GME 250 CALL FRIDAY FOR LIKE 1000 BUCKS RISK FREE RREEEEEEE
Whom do I blame for this fucking shitshow?
>>30281800>20%>SQQQI would take it now, if not at least setting up the limit in case it does keep going.
>>30282042We're correcting back to when Biden got put in office
>>30281559st peach is like 30 and married to some chink
I just used margin to exercise my SQQQ $14.5c that expires today.Did I make a mistake anon?
>>30282215>i want a lot of moneyyeah like i said sounds pointless with pepsigood luck either way
>>30282291Sad part of a sell off is lots of other things panic sell in response. Plus algos go crazy
>>30281375>Sum up your portfolio with one image
hold me bros
>>30282291I can't believe how much its dumping holy shit
>>30282312that successful launch.....are cathie and elon already on mars by now? was that the endgame?
-21% off it's highs already if anyone is watching
CORNPOP DID THIS!!!!!!!
>>30282291I'm doing the same but I can't help but feeling I'm catching falling knife
alright bros, the NASDAQ has officially corrected 10% since ATHnext few days will be all flat days before we rocket back to ATH, r-r-right?
Thoughts on Rolls-Royce?
>>30282259>stpeachThanks anon. Pretty cute.
>>30282075>>30282262LOOK AT THE 160K BUYS RIGHT THERE FOR CRBP HAPPENING JUST MINUTES AGO. THE HIDDEN TIGERS ARE SITTING RIGHT THERE EATING UP SHARES WHICH ARE BEING SOLD. AND YOU RETAIL CATTLE JUST FUCKING PANIC AND LET IT HAPPEN.
>everything that isn't GME or oil
>>30281375CTRM @ 1.75
Dow Jones green, S&P 500 barely green, Nasdump and Russell 2000 eating shit, the new normal.
Never thought I'd say this but holding CLF right now is a lot better than holding tech, glad i sold those
I read something interesting today regarding the politics behind this dump. If they need a correction or a recession, it would be best to orchestrate it NOW, and that way they can blame it on Trump, get it out of the way, and then fabricate a recovery due to Biden. If they wait, they might get stuck with the hot potato.
>>30282342I blame Musk, the tranny fucker will crash the crypto markets
Damn did I just buy the dip correctly for once, second WTI run inbound?
>>30282354i'm a buyer at that level.
>>30282312Holy shit. I didn't realize it had fallen so far from ATHs.
why did i start investing in US stocks a day before the crash ;_;
Feels great liquidating my portfolio. Just start over in a week or two.
>MARA>RIOT>BITF>SOS>DMGI>MSTR>HUTHow many days in a row can they go down by double digit percentages?
At least my crypto is okay. God this is painful. Just walk away from your brokers.
Do you what you want. You won you won you fucking dirty jew. I am down 78%. You fucking won. I give up
>>30282255Shell always wins.
>>30282435isn´t 70% of the Nasdaq not profitable? Would be a total meme if these unprofitable companies go up with rising yields
We should go back to march highs last year if you ask me. All this growth while the entire world was crumbling
Why is the SPX just in a crabbing hell. For fuck sake, Just go down. I'm dying here.
I hate this fucking guy for making me red everywhere, even on my hedges
>>30282435hahaha, no. The NASDUMP got too hot starting in late 2019, this is the correction, the small bubble is popping, it won't bounce back to 2020 euphoria.
>>30282486Imagine how high it could've done if all the normie brokers didn't disable buying.
WHEN WILL THIS SHIT END I JUST WANT TO BUY
>>30282512You still have 22% of what you started with, why stop now?
>>30282486this was a short squeeze, tesla is a PnD
>>30282548I hope we do. I want to buy TQQQ sub 20 and hold for 10 years.
Sold all my airlines, bought BP and other oils, am I gonna make it??
>>30282120You realize she sold Tesla to buy WKHSHAHAHAHAHA
>>30282481I said the same thing yesterday but you just caught the usual 10:30am dip. It could always be worse tomorrow.
>>30282572if you buy anything now you will be up in a few months guaranteed
>>30282453Or google or oracle or at&t or gold miners or ....Wait it is just meme 4000p/e companies shitting the bed.
After all of this I genuinely can't say my risk tolerance improved.
>>30282572you missed the dip, it was at 10:42 today
Some crazy movement. This either pukes or melts up by the end of the day.
becky investors, you buying aapl yet?
>>30282291>>30282414>>30282431Some of my positions are already -50%. I could easily imagine them going -80% before people calm down. Buying them now without balls of steel is not recommended.
THEY ARE WAITING TO EAT YOUR SHARES UP AT ALL TIMES AND YOU LET THEM. THE HEDGERS. THE SCALPERS. THE SPECULATORS ON WALL STREET. THEY ARE ALL THERE SITTING BEHIND THEIR SCREENS. WAITING TO EAT YOU ALIVE IF YOU LET THEM150K AND 50K BUY ORDER PATTERN ALTERNATION ON CRBP AGAIN AND AGAIN ALL MORNING
BROS PLEASE ANSWER ME I NEED ANSWERS:are we in recovery mode?
>>30282621As long as you don't sell when it dumps again next week
>>30282205So you recommend to just DCA more?Aren't all tech stocks getting worse? What is everyone else doing with them?
i'm gonna take a nap, expecting green when i wake up
>>30282663no. start buying when SPY is down 10%
>>30282291>>30282406>>30282414What are some good biotechs to buy into? Every single biotech I’m looking at is dumping hard. There’s no way this is based on anything besides fear right?
>>30282600>he sold his airlines at the bottomI wanna sell them too but I'll wait a bit for them to bounce back>>30282663we're in oil recovery mode
I'm bullish on OKTA, thinking to get in at $205 a share. What do you all think?
Low p/e ratio tech is getting raped. I don't get it.
>>30282595Honestly I'mma be worried if we don't correct enough. We will still be in a fuckingggggg bubble
>>30282312bitcoin is the greatest pump and dump scheme.
>>30282663i already accepted the end yesterday
What's going on with AQB
>>30282548>entire world was crumblingin what way?
Can someone explain to me why 10 year Treasury bonds keep rising? Is this the beginning of the bubble pop?
>>30282312>does business with the worlds most notorious Grifter Richard Brason, who has deep pockets in Saudi oil money. If you seriously thought Tesla was an actual thing, beyond making a quick buck then you're retarded. All of SpaceX's technology already exists, and the newer tech is all just pet projects that can't do shit in space.
>>30282472>red vs blue politicsKill yourself. The whole thing is a fucking dog and pony show you absolute retard.
>>30282701It depends. If you want to time the bottom good luck.If you are okay with 10% correction buying then jump in now. It depends how able you are to hedge further downside, but buying early into dips and being able to hold another 10-20% down will still let you outperform over a decade.It depends if you are DCAing into amazon or wkhs though
>>30282725I was in profit with airlines, i don’t see them making a massive recovery since their gonna enforce covid vaccinations.
This is a good thing, now we can all buy.
>>30282786Because no one wants to buy them.
>>30282786I was told by that schizo Manchild analyst that ~~the Fed is secretly doing yield curve control already~~So obviously they're not rising. Your chart is wrong.
>>30282742If the 10 year yield drops below 1.5% for some reason then the bubble will resume. But until then...
>>30282786fed: we are going to print 1.9 trillion dollarsbond holders: *sells bonds that are going to be worthless but nobody buys them so they get bid up*
>>30282827I'm talking intraday, they can bounce back up a few percents today
Why is CTRM dumping so much? Will it recover, I bought in too high, didn't think it will keep dumping.
is it a good time to buy Tesla?
>Total Unrealized Gain -$567.78 (-5.15%)
>>30282821All of them.
>>30282145>Can't get mad it didI think you're grossly underestimating the retardation of maga ledditors.
Holy textbook candles right now! You scalpers loving this?
dumped my whole memestock portfolio at market open and pumped it all into GME, best decision ever. can only recommend you do the same
I thought you guys wanted cheepies. What's the problem?
>>30282132I like this
>>30282658Probably looking to scalp theta. Right now you could buy at 1.75, sell a 3/19 $1.5 call at .33 for a cost basis of 1.42. If you get exercised you're still guaranteed to make 0.08 (5.6%). If you don't get exercised, keep farming theta.
New dip>>30282866>>30282866>>30282866>>30282866New dip
>>30282604I don't know why people still have hope for EV booming when fossil fuel kikes have been fucking it over at every turn.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>30282892because the company only bought a couple of used boats
>>30281436i miss him bros
>>30282862they post stuff like this on their site, if it´s not on their site it doesn´t happen
im down $260 since i started investing this month
>>30282930Kek, not holding those bags
>>30282894YES $4000 SOON
>>30282894to buy a tesla maybe, tesla shares fuck no lmao
>>30282723I'm in SCYX SLGL DBVT TRVN and VBIV, red as fuck because investors are bitchmade.
>>30282898>Day's gain: + $668 (9%)>Total gain: +6.664 (500%)Guess the stock
>>30282990so it's over? should i just cut my losses and put it in tsla or something that will go up?
>>30282930I was late to GME and I've lost money
>>30282145>your entire year was lost to a fake disease>you were conned into believing this was good bc you were introduced to the stock market>now the market is going to take your money and laugh about it>the press is going to pretend like it never happened and praise the GME play as a populist revolt>your suffering will never be acknowledgedyeah people are going to be mad, but what are they going to do? fight robodogs and antifa thugs in the street?
Remember to never sell anything
>>30282690That’s my problem, that could be the difference between a 5 and 15% profit margin
>>30281813>governments literally turn their economies off>be surprised when the economy crashesDemocrats are a special type of stupid.
>>30282145>>30283179I only started getting paid right before the september dump. I've only known pain in this market.
>>30282584What is this program/site?
>>30283318yeah they drew a bunch of people in.....well you could buy this dip, as long as you know what the bottom is
whats a solid stock to buy while shits cheap? i need some recovery cash. safe money
I hate TSLA but I went long todayI expect to be able to sell it next week at 650
>>30283605Why would it rise?
>>30281700Nasdump goes back to <10000
>>30283651because the market is full of retards
>>30282820Realistically do you think tech stocks will recover from this recent correction this year or are things gonna be doom and gloom for a while? I don't doubt I'll be up on etfs within a decade but I'd like to at least stay positive by year end. I am most a crypto trader (easier to profit off huge price swings in day trading) and my stock portfolio is literally just etfs in a tax-free savings account that I figured I would let accumulate and grow (and give me a reason to have some diversification from crypto).Man I just got in at the worst possible time...
>>30282438Got in at 67p when they gave out discounted stock to holders. Worth it for the long term. It’s too big a name that even if it was bankrupt someone would buy them
I want to protect and comfort mommy and stop her from hurting. I stroke her hair while she sobs in my arms. My panis is pressed against her thigh and is twitching.
HOLY FUCK QQQ 300 SUPPORT IS BROKEN, I REPEAT ITS FUCKING BROKEN SELLL SELL NOW MARGIN CALLS STARTING
God fuck this market. Should have known we had a repeat of last year.
>>30283480I don't even know what I should buy anymore. Thinking SOXX so worst case I can just hold it for a long time.
>>30284083Fucking hell still can't believe I bought TQQQ at 110Really no choice but to baghold now, how long will I have to wait?
Has anyone had a good theory of why this happened? Man and I thought losing my ass on GME was bad, that at least was just one stockThis is all of em
>>30282584what program is this? who offers it?
>>30282435Nope, TINA is dead with reopening & surging yields, nasdump to 9999
>>30284615Powell is raising bond rates and pumping the economy's stomachIf they rise beyond expected inflation (while killing of short term inflation along the way until convergence) you're gonna see some real shit as institutions pull their dicks back out of the marketI'm just hoping there will be one more rally before then