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>30 years old
>at my age Jesus Christ of Nazareth was the most famous person on the planet, son of God and performing miracles
>I work at McDonalds and perform with a cover band virtually over Zoom

I know this sounds like a joke but let’s face it. If you haven’t made it by 30, you’re never going to make it. It’s fucking over.

>> No.30274182

>>30274151
spoken like a true faggot

>> No.30274315
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>>30274151
>Alexander the Great conquered the world and died by 32
feels bad bros
On the other hand it isn't hopeless, some people make it late in life. For a business example, Ray Kroc and Colonel Sanders both made it big late in life (50+). All I have on the top of my head is fast food restaurant examples but there's plenty of others.

>> No.30274368

>>30274151
>65 years old
>at my age Colonel Sanders was the most famous chicken restauranteur on the planet
>I watch foxnews all day and yell at my millenial grandkids on facebook

>> No.30274676

>>30274368
kek

>> No.30274740

Change your mindset

>> No.30275176

>>30274151
> comparing yourself to jesus
just lol
Dude, fortune doesn't care what your birthday is. Do your best, be studious, be patient. You'll be ok.

>> No.30276590

>>30274151
jesus was literaly a dirtpoor homeless virgin that got arrested and killed while nobody even knew who he was. it wasn't until 30 years after he died that his ex homo lover Saul wrote some fan-fic using Jesus name that he became famous

>> No.30276661

>>30276590
but being dirt poor homeless and virgin is based

>> No.30277148

>>30274151
Jesus was literally the son of God. You can't compete with that

>> No.30277594

>>30274368
Nice, I laughed over my zoom meeting

>> No.30277723

>>30274151
maybe you should learn about history instead of hating yourself man.

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30277748

>>30274151

Lol

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>>30274151
>playing with cover band over Zoom

how does that work? isn't there lag b/c of zoom. I'd think your rhythm section would be fucked

t. overweight bass player

>> No.30277873

>>30276590
Big if true

>> No.30277952

>>30277848
>overweight
Based

>> No.30277975

What are your thoughts on mochimo

>> No.30277998

>>30274151
Jesus christ was les famous than the emperor at the time. He's only famous in retrospect.
He's also likely entirely fictional amalgam of various characters from Semitic lore.

>> No.30278068

>>30274151
>30 years old
>upset because you're not jesus
i really hope this is bait

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>>30277952
bassed

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>>30277998

>> No.30279059

funny thread

>> No.30280477

>>30274315
“Caesar burst into tears. His friends were surprised, and asked him the reason of it. ‘Do you think,’ said he, ‘I have not just cause to weep, when I consider that Alexander at my age had conquered so many nations, and I have all this time done nothing that is memorable?’”

Don't worry bros, keep rolling the dice of fate. wagmi

>> No.30281091

>>30280477
Which Cesar?

>> No.30281288

>>30281091
Exactly

>> No.30281316

>>30274182

agreed, sack up and grind harder OP

>> No.30281358

>>30280477
Checked & Based reply

>> No.30281561

14 years old
The same age Elagabalus was made Emperor of Rome and thus the entire civilised world. Changed their entire religion to a monotheistic one before Constantine. I cant even change my bedsheets. Non stop orgies and decadence. I cant even view porn because my mummy blocked it.

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>>30281091
Little Caesar.

>> No.30282238

>>30281784
...this is the type of joke that kills funny threads

>> No.30282359

Jesus wasn't famous at all, he was a small time cult leader. His legend grew significantly in the decades following his death as his disciples aggressively spread his stories and teachings. Christianity couldn't even be described as a force until like 200 years after he died.

>> No.30282743

>>30282359
He was related to great uncle Joseph of Arimathea (wealthiest merchant trader of the time) and a descendant of Solomon on both sides (even though its meant to be a virgin birth but whatever). Ralph Ellis even wrote a book about him being the King of Odessa. He wasnt born in a barn or poor (people did use feeding troughs as cribs around that time tho) He, like most other religious figures, including Buddha, was actually royalty. So I think he was very well known desu.

>> No.30283102

with a loser mindset like that your were never going to make it anyway.

jesus excepted, most of the great religious figures and founders did not have their awakening and have an impact until their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s.

you are brainwashed by a youth obsessed capitalist consoomer culture.

>> No.30283315

>>30283102
Spoken like a true religious scholar. What religion do you follow, the church of Satan?

>> No.30283355

>>30274151
Baptize and repent a you too could perform miracles anon

>> No.30283535

>>30274151
>Self-obsessed millennial thinks life is over because not rich and famous.
Honestly, kill yourself.

>> No.30283695

>>30274151
nah nigga, that is a you problem. Stop being a soiboi, and take control of your life. Boohoo be me 30 years me too old. Stop spreading your faggot energy here. I have never felt better, this year I am 29.

>> No.30283809

>>30274151
Barely anyone knew who Jesus was when he was alive. He only gained popularity through his apostles.

>> No.30283923

>>30282743
>he was an industry plant
Kek

>> No.30283926

>>30274151
>comparing yourself to religious figures
Don't be fucking insufferable. At your age Morgan Freeman was probably cleaning bathrooms at a truck stop or something. Stop acting sorry for yourself and grind. Faggot.

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If you actually cared about walking the path Christ revealed, you wouldn't be so interested in being famous in this dogshit globohomo glownigger World that He already told us all to transcend.

Fucking retard. Darkness is ahead. This is one of the best times in History to be ignored.