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Don't molest your darlings, better drink some darjeeling edition>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>I love Lumhttps://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/Previous:>>30268999
>market starts red>goes green>now waiting for the americans to dump everything -10% into the red again
kinos for this feel?
>>30272463Is the pope getting akbarred a ooooo or an aaaaaa caralyst
Oil.
>>30272463Oh yeah, I love me some tea
10y meme just keeps going up..
what price will you buy airbnb?ill do 120
>>30272533OOOOO, it's not the PM of Israel so it can't be an AAAAAA
cunny stocks or oil stocksI have 100 dollars and the utz girl makes me want to fuck the utz girl.
So when can we start laughing at people who didn't buy the dip(s)?
Wouldn’t mind the next thread not have an anime OP
TESLA
I have averaged down and now sit @ .45 The iceberg brother has confirmed news will be released next week or the following regarding the tests with health canada. I hope it comes next week, im all out of cash.
JUST BUY THE FUCKING BONDS JEROME
>>30272590Zero, they’re getting banned left and right
>>30272590I'll do $130 buy the dip bros buy buy buy buy
>park my money in the QCOM dip thinking it's safe>BONDS, NIGGA>uh yeah but see this company is a blue chip with solid fundamentals and a bright future, see semiconductors are the brains of all modern technology and they're rolling out 5G for the entirety of the second largest market in the world which represents a large increase in revenue, and...>BONDS.>NIGGA.honestly curious to see how long it takes me to get back to break even. if it takes a year im probably never going to take on overnight risk again, i'll accept that as my lesson learned. im sick of dealing with shit that has nothing to do with my company i invested in because speculating tutes are a bunch of faggots.
what dips you buying? I'm thinking DKNG, they had a nice run before this le krash happened, maybe AMD too
I want to see some GREEN
>yfw fags in this very thread are still holding inflated tech stocks Thanks for holding my $800 TSLA bags
Will it bulltrap out the gates or just go straight down?
Decided not to sell today, anons convinced me. I'll just stop caring and assume my pennies will be back up a bit more at least in a few weeks. If they arent then I'm fucked but taking this gamble
>>30272631THERE IS NOTHING IN THE VOID, ONLY DEBT
>>30272631The way they drew that eye fucking annoys me.
About 10 minutes left until the February jobs report.Better hope for a fucking blowout if you want to see a green day, even if jobs numbers beat expectations it probably won't matter unless they do so by a dramatic margin.
Buying $7k worth of ZG this morning. Load up, boys. We're in for a good one.
Tesla's gonna fucking boom you better buy the dip, anon.
>>30272619This is an anime imageboardRespect our culture or fuck off and die nigger
>>30272674There is not on person here who is holding $800 TSLA
>>30272706when is TSLA doing another split?
RKT is going to short squeeze to 100 next week btw
If the last digit is odd, red day.If the last digit is even, green day.
>>30272616End of Monday, this could very easily be a bulltrap
>>30272742Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>30272681Monday is the major crash.
>>30272533What do you meAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>302726194channel was based on 4chan that was founded by mark zuckerburg as a anime webzone based on 2chan
>>30272710There are more non anime boards than anime boards. You’re outnumbered. Pedo
AMC Bros. Things are looking good for the morning pump. Sell before the midday dump!
I know "biden bad for oil" is to some degree kinda brainlet logic, but seriously why are oil stocks going up? Biden is president ffs
>>30272674What about semiconductors? Can they be inflated if there is a shortage?
>>30272742RKT is garbage. Gme is short squeezing TODAY as bonds expire. If you believe in short squeezes gme is the place to be.
I’ve decided I’m not selling no matter what. If we dip, we dip. I won’t even watch.
the current stock market makes me realize that pensions tied to the stock market might not be the best idea, it just creates a fucked up situation. If the FED doesn´t bail out all the hedge funds and managers, they will just crash the market and destroy the pensions.
>>30272616i literally doubled the position in some of my holds, averaged down some 7% or so, got scared and halved back right before the second dump, if the mkt keeps on dumping, idk if i'll be able to go through that shit again
>>30272710>This is an anime imageboardWrong
OIL.
>>30272742it already squoze
my NASDAQ-100 ETF is getting fucked in the ass since last week now but I'm still overall greenkeep hodling or do you think this will be a long term bear market like some say?
>>30272722600 bottom easy money
>>30272742I'm tempted to believe this, but I think I'll wait until after Monday and hope for a post divvie dip.
>>30272804You're just clueing in on this fact now? fren you're not going to make it.
>green premarketI haven't seen this color all week
>>30272782You have to go back.
>>30272756OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30272689i don't mind it. gives a good 'horrified' look. the animation in that movie is generally very good, too.
Step aside and watch anime faggot nerds, boomers will show you how to handle the chick.
>>30272790economy recovering, producers thinking about cutting the supply + oil stocks have strong bs = bullish
10 year just jumped up
>>30272463Sold all my EV, /CSG/ and MARA yesterday to buy Marvell and Qualcomm. Institutional money coming my niggers.
>>30272867It won't hold. Going lower already.
someone tell gookmoot to increase /biz/'s thread bump limit
>>30272769I thought it was founded by that really cool dude Maddox who made that swell greatest website in the universe site.
the utz girl makes my penis do funny things is this bullish for utz
You just gotta not be afraid of em and grab em by the pussy. You're the man, they're the girl!
>>30272706Tesla @3000 pre split? Yeah, definitely on sale
>>30272619Now thats a rather bit cringe, innit bruv?
>>30272799my brother works in the industry and says it's mostly an issue with covid reducing the amount of people who can work on stuff, i asked him when he expects the shortage to be over and he said november. obviously that's gonna be awhile but it's less than a year at least, if you're willing to DCA and be patient i think it's pretty clear semiconductors are going to pay off whenever they deal with the shortage since demand continues to be so high. depends how much you want to try to "time" it, i prefer to just DCA and wait since it's guaranteed to pay off down the line.
Everything will rebound today hope everybody accumulated more dips during yesterday's panic and green wojaks to everybody todayAlso buy CHUC (formerly SNED)
>>30272463>Average aqb holder holding through this simple dip and keeping their high iq hold
>>30272790Remember how over leveraged banks were in housing? Yeah now it’s the same story but oil. They manipulate it up because the banks will dive again if it stays low
>>30272463>better drink some darjeeling editionjust had some orange ginger tea and it was delish
Reminder to load up on ZG cheapies. They're discounted and going to start buying realty from homeowners through their website. Mommy Kathy also just bought a fuckload.
I haven’t had an erection since Feb 12th
>>30272768Made me check
>>30272790Clean energy and electric cars will literally take about 3 years at the absolute fastest to start to have a real impact the oil market, more likely 5+ years. The economy is still fundamentally tied to oil, and is projected to have a blowout recovery this year. Biden's policies will eventually be negative for oil, but in the short-term all it's doing is restricting supply while demand is about to skyrocket.
last 3 digits the number of jobs added
I got my hands up, they're playing my songThe butterfly's fly away
BUY THE DIPS BROS WOOOO YEAH BUY THE DIPS STONK ALWAYS GO UP BUY BUY BUY
I used to get so much puss back in the day and it kills me to see you kids hide in your houses and stare at cartoon girls all day.
>>30272782The thing is that every board on 4chan is an anime board and any attempts to quell anime posting will result in even more anime posting.
>>30273026Ironically this is fantastic as we can profit from EV stocks AND oil
>>30272590> negative EBITDA in '19> WHOAH negative EBITDA in '20> looming regulatory pressure> brazilian rona-chan will want to be a guest tooNo thanks. Better buy ABF and DTEA.
>>30272983>pay off down the line.>shortage ends in novisn't this kind of a 'sell the news' event? isn't the shortage already priced in?
>>30273022ED must be good for gains no? Play chess or something instead of fapping
So is everything okay now?
>>30273027Good thing I'm not looking for employment right now
I think I'm cutting my pharma losses and going all oil. Fuck a $6 price target if I put everything into WTI and we ride to $20 my losses wrong be shit
>>30273048there's nothing else for us but doom and it's you who let women have their (((rights))) you bloody boomer
>>30273048Have you seen the average American women today vs. 20-30 years ago? They are doing the right thing.
Everyone calmed down from last night? We all ready to buy the dip? Good.That means this really will be the rugpull.
>>30272406You ARE up recently, right anon?I'm even investing EVs and im up
>>30272942I used to think Maddox was great in the early 2000s. I even bought his book.
>bitcoin down 3k from yesterday's close>BITF current bid a few cents higher then yesterday's closeI'm okay with this.
>>30272956>they’re the girlThank you for using gender neutral pronouns anon :^)
>>30273048
>>30273077YES EVERYTHING GOOD MARKET ORDER GOOD BUY MORE BUY MORE BUY MORE MANIAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30272630You presume it will double immediately?
>>30273146I hold MARA and RIOT but I'm scared that we'll get bogged at open
>>30273162
>>30273077
lmao!holy fuck!!that 1 minute candle on the jobs report numbersINSTANT ALGO SELL OFF
>>30273062nah, basically whenever the shortage ends semis are going to explode, and will probably remain relatively flat/crabbing until then. the bond scare shit sucks currently but fundamentals still always win in the long run. this is why i only go long and DCA into dips of good companies i understand in the first place (i work in the semiconductor field, too, my whole family does).
>>30273193imagine owning miners and not the company that supplies them with miners
The real question will be. Is today gonna be a bull trap or start of recovery. Think I'll wait till Monday to buy definitely gonna be a good day tho
been out of the loop for a weekall my techmeme stocks r downis it time to move into oil lads?name me 3 oil stocks
>>30273048>my generation lived like kings as we corrupted everything>why aren't enjoying the ruins?
379k jobs
>>30273162>>30273212I'll just wait for Monday...
>>30273226When did the SOXL CEO get a hold of SPY futures?
>futureswe were doing so good
>>30273120>Have you seen the average American women today vs. 20-30 years ago? They are doing the right thing.You just gotta tell the girl she's fat so she'll lose weight, you gotta do it to her face and not on the internet. Make a joke about it, she'll get the hint.
I have bought all the dipsAnd yes Now I’m out of money
>>30272630I'm going to buy as soon as my broker decides to let me do so. they definitely made some effort to leave no traces, especially Duncan. I believed it to be a scam at first sight but there are real patents submitted by that guy. I'm curious to see what happens next
JOB REPORT +379K, EXPECTED 200KWE GOING GREEN
>>30273235What? Could you clarify please anon?
All my oil picks are up premarket and were up last night, I expect a red fucking dagger on open then a steady climb
>job dataliterally "bulls are not allowed to cum" moment
yield mooning
>JOBS REPORT IS OUT379k Jobs Added versus 210k estimate.
>>30273226You have the numbers?
Hey guys, I'm taking a dump right now.
JOBS REPORT LOOKIN GOOD BOYSGREEN DAYBUY BUY BUY
>>30273251even a week ago you would have been late. We were screeching about oil back then too. Now is the time to buy the tech dips back faggot.
WTF WAS THAT
>>30273228YES FUNDAMENTALS GOOD BUY 666 PE RATIO BUY BUY BUY THESE ARE FUNDAMENTALS RIGHT DCA DUMP ALL YOUR MONEY BUY THE DIP MANIA
JEROME MAKE BUYING BONDS ILLEGAL IT'S RACIST TO SELL STOCKS
JOBS BEAT EXPECTATIONS BY NEARLY 50%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30273289That means sell apparently
>>30273289beating expectations is bearish
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>30273226>>30269685I warned you!Be patient anons - today will be a beautiful dip buying opportunityBe patient on your entry!
>BUY >BUY >BUY >BUY UNEMPLOYMENT DECLINE >BUY >BUY >BUY >BUY RECOVERY CONFIRMED
Shortest bear market ever
NASDAQ 10k IN 2 WEEKS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
does anyone have an opinion on the kikes openly lying about RKT's fundamentals?
rip nasdaq again
>futies back red already
>>30273251too late
>>30272804If you want to see the flaws of a non-market state pension system look at Germany. The system is collapsing because the non-voluntary pension fund was not allowed to invest in anything but negative yield German bonds. Now the system collapses, just as anyone with a brain could have told you 40 years ago.The best idea for the dumb masses is probably a state pension fund that guarantees a fixed amount of money. The state fund invests in the stock market and practically pay for itself without state intervention.The risk: Corruption and incompetence. Who would have gussed?
>jobs report is great>futures capitulatei remember these episodes back from last year
>>30273319>>30273346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVHY9nIPo6sRELATED
>>30273302Yeah I hope for a dip in Oil too so I can stack up on Shell, already have SU and BP.
>>30273282you get fired and arrested for that nowadays, gramps.
>BACK BELOW $30THE SOXL CEO WAS CAUGHT SAYING "GODDAMN LAZY NIGGERS" WHILE GIVING A LIVESTREAM REACTION OF THE JOBS REPORTWE'RE FUCKED SOXLBROS
>People happy about jobs reportKek'd, ever heard of priced in kiddo?
>>30273226literally everyone is horrified of the big guy sinking the economy. Even the institutions. Weird they supported him but I guess they want more cheapies.>>30273307>>30273319>>30273346>>30273363>futures>thinking anyone cares about the numbers
>>30273366It means bobo trap at market open.
>>30273319>>30273346>MORE JOBS>MORE INCOMES>MORE SPENDING>MORE INFLATION>MORE TREASURY YIELDS>MORE SELLING STOCKSSTOP FUCKING HIRING YOU ASSHOLES
>>30273389rkt is probably effed with higher rates
> SPY futuresOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30273319 Bs Half that is probably bullshit census temp jobs
>>30273226Thanks Biden
Dumping what i got left and going SOXS and HQD, see you anons on the other side
>>30272800RKT is an actual respected company unlike fucking GameStop. And Dan Gilbert himself may buy back shares to fuck shorts.
>>30273292He means that ASIC producers benefit from ASIC demand.>>30273235> Imagine owning miner manufacturers instead of owning mines that supply them metals
reminder to buy Loop Hero and play that shit instead of looking at the markets today. Buy & Hodl chads always win in the long run.
>SOXL CEO denies Holocoust>"It did not happen, but it will soon happen for real and we will gas the niggers.">SOXL Inc. declined to comment on the issue.LUM POSTERYOU LIED TO US!
Good jobs report means recovery. Recovery means less need for gibs and less fed involvement propping up the market. We are really going to go back to normal valuations of shit. Hollllllllllllyyyyy fuck it's a long way down boys. We need another covid spike
gotta say watching the 8:30AM premarket open on investing.com is fucking CRAZYeverything goes from single ticks to absolutely nuclear clusterfuck hell
Oil bros, look like FOMO is happening.
>>30273048The women hide from all but the most attractive top 30% of men, 70% of men cant even talk to women in public or private without women screaming rape or laughing at your pickup attempts. Dating apps killed all hope for a family and prolonged happiness.
>>30273502Exactly. There is nothing wrong with RKT. Do not take your money out
>>30273502It also has divvies now, so you at least get a consolation prize for holding.
Biden is a jobs President! Just kidding thank you Republicans and fuck Biden for calling you neanderthals. The country is opening and our deranged globalist leaders and flip floppy transgendered health experts are going to cry and kick their feet the entire way
>>30273238If today is shit, Monday will be shit. If you expect a recover today is the day to buy.
>>30273429SOMEONE MUST SHUT HIM UP AT ONCE
>>30273292Bitmain, Canaan, Antpool, etc.
>>30272867but the pre-market and first 15-20 were green as well yesterday>>30272926>Marvell and QualcommI have been buying those two for two weeks now and it hurts me seeing red but it's all ogre
>TREASURY YIELD AT 1.62%It spiked after the jobs report. Pic related.
Can i go green on a single stock today please
>>30273535Good for recovery stocks bad for inflated tech. Buy $MAC
I'M GONNA BUY THE DIP, FRENS!WITNESS ME!
>>30273541>sold my SU calls for +50%>could have had +150% instead if I waited until todayI guess it's better than realized loss.
Looking forward to SOXL dumping another 10% today. My week wouldn't be complete otherwise.
Looks like the economy is back to normal. 6.2% unemployment is the new normal. Now that we have maximum employment, it's time to start raising those rates Powell. We wouldn't want incomes and inflation to rise.
>>30273657GME
>>30273598I'd rather miss gains then buy another bull trap. I'll wait for sure signs of recovery. Better than trying to time the bottom
>>30273541There's a long, long, long fucking way up I can't think of anything that will gain like this besides the odd penny play and reddit pump and dumps. WTI dropped like 20 cents through that whole and if already higher before open than where I ended yesterday.How could people not see this? All this talk about green energy won't make oil go away it'll just make it more expensive.
>>30273647BUY THE BONDS JEROME
ZG at discount and primed to pump. Great debt to asset ratio, new business model pivot, well below price targets, analysts love it, mommy Kathy just loaded up.
>>30273183It will atleast double. Look at SAY.V on health canada news nine days ago. Once iceberg starts to reveal a bit of what is below the water it will start to attract more eyes
>>30273547Also worth noting teenagers for the last 20 years have been tricked into using birth control which makes women more aggressive and less interested in men. These girls waste their life until 27 where their dating prospects and eggs dry up.Chad men are hoarding cash until mid 30s and will take the next baby boom.
>BONDSWHAT THE FUCKFIX THIS SHIT BEFORE IT CRASHES THE MARKETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30272768Based Catholic Biden
>>30272823just hold, you are not 3x leveraged or anything
>>30273691N-n-n-no more...
Umm... Hobbits?
>>30273657believe in the blue bird
Admittedly very new to investing, but if the entire market is going down why would I sell my positions? Shouldn't you only sell if the market is generally bullish but made a bad prediction on an individual stock?
>>30273688This. Never regret gains, especially when everyone else is in the red.
This is all tanking hard at bell
>>30273688have you zoomed out on the chart? SU has still halfway to go before it reaches pre-COVID levels
fuck a nigger in the backside of a horse. i haven't started a day without a margin call in 3 weeks
>>30273805Rule Number 1; Never sell Pajeet.
>>30273736Hey I meant to ask about about Cielo. I went in a Youtube rabbithole and found out that Don was saying similar shit back in 2014 (we are building plants, getting cash flow positive...) Don't you think this whole thing can be bullshit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2mMSiK4G0
>>30273762>ERP
>>30273762>they couldn't come up with a better acronym than ERP, especially when using references to the LOTR alreadyStrangely bullish over this.
>1.61%It's over.Turning off the internet today.I can't watch.
>futures
>>30273762they are launching an erotic roleplay suite? hot
>>30273716Wise imo. I'm cash heavy myself and waiting.
>>30273077Yes/smg/ survived the crash due to holding tons of oil
>>30273286The entire iceberg team is legit. Many of them are in the right spot for the right type of contracts they are seeking. The device worked with cannabinoids, they have pivoted to covid. They will be out of stealth mode soon. Duncan also has the copyright on his patent.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stealth_mode
>>30272742Don’t see why it can’t be considered as a ‘financial’ stock and be above 30 lots of banking companies are above that.
>>30273877>U.S. 10 Year Treasury Note>1.607%fugg
Of the 379K jobs added, 286K were waiters and bartenders
>>30273736> almost 5x in a blink of an eyeI want one day to learn your ways.In the meantime, I need to transfer some more cash. And spam DeGiro support to make this stock available. Weird that it is already listed on two exchanges, but neither is available.
>>30273926Whew
friends, we must never forget there were people going short at 3760
>>30273762>makes deal with amazon>sells off more
>>30273762I'm sure this will be huge in terms of raising the stock price just like the 3M partnership announcement wasoh wait...
>>30273917>>Don’t see why it can’t be considered as a ‘financial’ stock and be above 30 lots of banking companies are above that.
>>30273762>>30273862>>30273866>>30273880Enterprise Resource Planning is a very standard industry term.
>>30273926>bonds
>>30273932That's the real kicker I bet this jobs beat news will spike the market but in reality most of those people were dish washers that were (artificially) out of work dur to the pandemic lock down. Pretty discouraging news.
>>30273996In the adult entertainment industry?
>>30273282You will get publicly shamed, "canceled" and then you'll never find another job above minimum wage ever again.You people ruined the world and now you're judging us for not living like you did even though we can't.
>>30273932Good maybe I can fucking stop seeing women have it worse articles about job loss.Fuck feminism.
A week ago I was stomping my feet and getting pissy about how rigged the market is
That’s right, go ahead and buy. Nothing bad will happen today
>>30273917wut?also refinancing should crater with higher rates
>>30273999Czeched.
>>30273909BTC related stock has been a saving grace for me too. +70% from dumping Bitfarms, and making some nice covered call cash from BTCC.B.
I don’t want anyone to panicBut I think we may be sinking ....and there are sharks in the water......and a hurricane coming ........and possibly I killed your Dad
>>30272548GUSH up 5% aftermarketOil chads win once again
>BULL TRAPdon't fall for it anon
>>30274052The unemployment rate isn't used to judge the number of jobs added r-right?That would mean people no longer searching for jobs and have given up would count as jobs added...
>Jobs Report comes out>Futures rocket>10yr rockets>Futures crash>And then they rocketStop. Just stop.
>>30273866SAUCE NOW!
>>30274052>unemployment dips Nigga I’m still unemployed
Whoo baby these futures are pumping hard this morning. Come on, give me some green today so I don’t have to buy the dip again.
>>30273914>The entire iceberg team is legitlol like in the BET remake of brewer's millions when he buys that iceberg and makes money
>>30273914yeah, I have seen the discussion on CEO altough I have mainly looked into Duncan as he is the key figure in this entire scheme
ayo futures going kinda highIt’s just a trap right?
>>30273848I havent listened to the clip, but I assume what he meant was they were setting up their pilot factory which happened a few years ago. The only difference between now and then is they are fulfilling contracts for the renewable diesel now and starting to break ground for a few additional plants. I think march will be the key month to see which way this company goes with their de-sulfur install.
>People ITT actually thought that nearly 50% beat expectations on jobs would make the market crashOH NO NO NO BOBO
>yields spiked>all the index ETFs in PM spiking up toowtf
>>30274100Shhh. I want better premiums on my CCs.
>>30272635why?
you bought the dip right?
>>30274093Reminder to take profits every 10% because it’s an ETF
>>30274147nope, no more sellers left, we squeezing (maybe)
>>30274107yup, and that's been the case for ages. Total workforce has been declining since the 90s
>The figures are likely to reinforce concerns that the Federal Reserve will start to withdraw monetary stimulus from the economy sooner than originally planned.
>>30274088>and possibly I killed your DadI wish
>>30272619>Bob SpoonjaIncredible
>>30274147Sell calls nigguh
>>30273226Good for youWhatever werks so we survive these shitty coof years
>>30273738Chads are going to have a beer gut and be atleast 75k in debt by 30 and watch all their dating "prowess" go out the window, they will be fazed out by the younger chads. The remaining 70% of males will be in the same position as the former chads except with maybe more money. We both will have equal access to single mothers and fat women over 30 with their mental and emotional issues. We will never be truly happy, we are all simply in a holding pattern waiting to die but we never truly got to live either.
>ARKK spiked near the end of after hoursstill have hope
>>30273805??? because if you sell while the rest goes down you can then buy back in cheaper later?
>>30273736what's the company?
>>30274139>Not investing 10k Everyday.Not gonna make it.
>>30274161No but it will cause a bull trap into the weekend. Then on Sunday some piece of bad economic news will send the market down at open on Monday. I've been around long enough to see this song and dance routine plenty. It's a so tiresome.
>>30273959good luck to you anon. time is ticking for the next pump with the test being set up on the horizon, but I strongly believe if everything goes according to plan this will easily be a ten bagger within the year.
>>30274195Even more of a reason to crash the economy again
>>30273762So this company is getting into erotic role play pay by the hour hotels, and helps keep the mexicans out of my country? I think I'ma buy more, and then petition congress to ammend the spending porn bill to just give them all 1.9 trillion.
>>30274159Yeah I'd recommend listening to it. He was talking about opening multiple plants by end of 2014 pretty confidently. I am not selling and I am already very comfy thanks to you anon
>>30274226This is true. I used to be a chad...
>>30274195>Source: Lucifer himself
Shill me lumber stocks. I already purchased some wooden boards and cut few trees in forest nearby. Now that I secured my physical stack, I need some tickers
>>30274117Why does the bonds have to matter so much? Just make the markets more of a sure thing, people will just choose stocks over bonds if they think they can make more money. Pretty simple.
>FOMO'd into Royal Dutch Shell at the right moment>rest of portfolio blood green
Are we about to poomp eet?
Still don’t know if I should fomo into oil today or just buy tech cheapies
>>30274226Too much blackpill
>The year is 2023>Unemployment rate is 0%>99.9% of the economy works for $7.25/hr as a waiter, sales associate, cashier, picker, packer, burger flipper, or delivery driver>The 0.01% of landlords, banks, and hedge funds sit on their throne of treasury bonds with 100% yields (bond prices have crashed to $0)
Who still HODLing SOXL and ready for another day of blood red pain
Ever noticed most of the “Stock Celebrities” that push BTFD always use/WeBull?Chinese WeBullCHINESEWeBULL
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUY THE DIP ANONS ITS NEVER GETTING THIS CHEAP EVER EVER AGAIN STOCKS ONLY GO UP WOOOOOOOOOOO I AM MANIC AND RIDICULOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INFLATION WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO THE US BECAUSE WE ARE WHITE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30274288https://www.investing.com/news/economic-indicators/hiring-surged-in-february-as-lockdown-restrictions-eased-nfp-up-379000-2438556(not sure if you're just making a joke!)
>>30274338We up pre market tho
>>30274338$43 here
>>30272463another episode of futures green and ass blast on the day ?
>>30274171for two (2) weeks now and I'm running out of capital to double down any more>>30274248You would have to Pee in your Eye to fully understand what they are saying
>>30274319death and suffering
>>30274328cheapies for sure
>>30274170Because people living in city centers are tired of tens of random niggers moving in and out of their apartment building every week
>>30274338...just...averaging...down...bro
>>30274226Men's attractiveness peak in their 30s actually. I don't see the debt thing either.
>>30274349China is a better government than the US government. I'll take them over US any day.
GUSH keeps rising bros, what the fuck???
>>30274349Why are all Chinese companies called we/you/I/wei/me x
what's the most mentioned stock in America? TSLA
>>30274328>techyou don't understand what rotation away from tech means, do you? You won't see the high prices you were used to for a while
>>30274357if the krauts can deal with it so can we
>>30274338I've got 5k worth pre split and won't look at my portfolio until April
Dear God, please help me by making oil and RIG to keep going up
>>30274442Because the CCP is so inclusive
>>30274316Bought into GTE instead of shell...I feel ashamed as a dutch person.
>>30272736There will probably be a reverse split so they don't look like a penny stock.
>>30274144There isn't to much info on him, or atleast that I have come across. Other than his bio on st marys university and an article from the chronical herald, I haven't really found much. But like I said, his brother confirmed tests and info to come out within a week or two. Do you have something I havent seen? I like the mysteriousness but would like to see more below the surface. I guess in due time.
>>30273504Imagine owning the metals themselves
NO CASH FOR THE MASS WHO BURN AND TOILJUST FOR VULTURES WHO THIRST FOR BLOOD AND OIL>GUSH
OIL BARONS REPORT THE H*CK IN
>tfw holding copper, oil and lumber stocks
>>30272463>>30272756LETS GO
>My Europoor portfolio keeps pumpingOH GOD THE BURGERS ARE ABOUT TO DUMP IT AREN'T THEY?
>>30274394$41 here. You're not alone.
GIVE ME YOU BEST OIL STOKS AND ETFS /smg/
>>30274309If bond yield goes high enough people will start siphoning equity out of securities and buying bonds because they are a better guaranteed bet. This causes a sell off and liquidity crunch in the securities market
I was fine buying tech at prices last summer and I will be fine continuing to buy every month if those prices are lower.What is everyone worried about exactly?
>>30274456gme
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GO FRIDAY IS MY BUY DAY. I WILL KEEP BUYING DIPS UNTIL I AM FINANCIAL RUIN, ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN MAKE IT FUCK BOBOS, FUCK JANNIES, OIL IS BASED
>>30274492shameful display. Btw this just made me find out that Degiro has the Level 2 order book on the Amsterdam market, which is pretty cool.
>>30274226Thanks for the summary review, NEAT. I'm heading to the store, shall I pick you up a box of tampons while I'm out?
>>30274394>>30274551Feeling slightly better about my $39 now, but not much.
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>>30274465krauts went nazbol then killed themselves
>>30274552PSX and SU
>>30274273I will look into this a bit more over the weekend, and try to figure out what happened. My understanding currently is they have been in RND mode for the last decade or so and only started in the last few years to build the design. Check back with me on monday. Glad to hear it worked out for you
>>30274424here is a graph i made of the value of a man as he ages, as we can see a mans value rapidly climbs till he is a young adult, then will slowly rise till he is 36, at which point his value will slowly fall with time.
I bought the middle?
>>30274552GTE easy $3,5 before summer.
>>30274333Take the realism pill anon, take whatever comfort in the world that you can find and guard it religiously. The world is a harsh placed filled with dumb people,pretending otherwise will not do you any favors. It only makes it harder when the illusion is shattered.
>>30274568we like earning money and tech isnt earning money right now nor will it for a while
>>30274615>>30274631ONE OF YOU DELETE
>>30274504>Do you have something I havent seen?I don't think so. other than the sources you have mentioned, I have looked into his former positions and filed patents. I couldn't find the website for a company he has worked at at first and didn't find any information on the filed patents searching his full name because he didn't use his first name apparently
>>30274349Gee if only there wasn't a catalyst a month ago that caused serious doubt on American retail broker applications that'd make people switch to the next marketable alternative that's not boomer UI bullshit.I wonder what happened, anon.
>>30274381>pre marketAnd you think this gives you power?>laughs in opening bell reversal>>30274394Oof, $37 here. I averaged down yesterday but me thinks I'll have more to do today>>30274419Haha... s-same b-bro.>>30274469Very wise. It has been painful to say the least
>>30274349>>>30274434 >>30274442 >>30274717webull unironically has a good user experience and I say that as an IBKR boomer
>>30274552SU and GUSH (although I cannot say anything about the latter)
GTE +9% premarket, will I finally make back my money?
>>30274591>buying tamponsngmi
>>30273996No one here has even worked as a cashier, let alone a job using ERP.Remember where you are, it's a lost cause.
>>30274874Wait you didn't buy the dip?
Bros I sold April covered calls on su for 31 cdn and it looks like it's gonna be there by next week... what do...
>>30275040Buy them back on a down day
>>30275040sell puts?
>>30275027I tought 1$ was the dip ...
>>30275145Well we're going to $3
>>30274246Alright, this is a good point.
>>30272722I believed the 1000$ meme, luckily only 3 shares