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not this shit again edition


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previous: >>30249703

>> No.30252912


>> No.30252922
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Have you UUUUfags finally learned your lesson and dropped all the bags?

>> No.30252933

somebody explain why i should trust one photo of GEX's squiggly lines and one website without current charts. I cannot find any corrobaororaorrting information.

>> No.30252952
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>AMC borrowing fee is climbing
>GME stuck in 2%
so..... is AMC going to moon first or GME?

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Never letting go of my cancer rocks

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>> No.30252959

Be honest.
Do I sell or buy the dip?

>> No.30252961

I'm a failure, and it's no one's fault but my own

>> No.30252966

Last reminder to buy the fucking dip. You're going to make it, anon.

>> No.30252968
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Is Oil going to dip again like yesterday?

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Nuclear anons will be glowing by the end of this year.

>> No.30252981
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>Only hope to recover my losses is the CRBP catalyst

>> No.30252982

My bitcoin is down 25%, but mochimo is up 100% already :)))

>> No.30252996

I have never shorted the market, Should i give it a try tomorrow?

>> No.30252998

If AMC goes to the moon, I'll let you fuck my mouth. Why do people still think that after so many days of hemming and hawing? We'll be lucky to see $14 once theaters re-open in bulk.

>> No.30252999

Uh I'll buy the dip Monday or Tuesday, you're out of your mind if you think it's ending tomorrow.

>> No.30253012
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>Dow futures just went green
>S&P right behind it
>NASDAQ only down 0.1% now

>> No.30253014

buying SOXS
happy to fuck the SOXL trannies in the ass

>> No.30253021

I've went balls deep in soxl after the split. What is going on and what are my options

>> No.30253027

Oh no bullbros, we got to cocky

>> No.30253037

>decided to kill myself if I couldn't reach 100k by May
>got to 50k but now it's down to 15k

>> No.30253048

My $VRM bags are heavy

>> No.30253060
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>portfolio is down 50% since january
>futes are still red
guys can it end soon please?... a-at least i'm still up 24% since i got in

>> No.30253067

Uranium has buzz for the worst reasons. While there is a stockpile shortage it has to do with central asia not mining and reduced imports. UUUU is in a unique position as being the best us producer or uranium -- but also has refitted their plant to process sand to give them a stream of revenue while they wait for uranium commodity prices to cook. I am extremely bullish on them. Rest of the industry popping off is just because they did.

>> No.30253072

Checked. Tomorrow or Monday, whatever floats your boat, but you get the idea, so you're going to make it.

>> No.30253080
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All the bagholders have to hide their remaining profits somewhere

>> No.30253095
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>expecting sane thoughts to ever emerge from people that are invested in glowing rocks

>> No.30253096


How much did you start with though?

>> No.30253111

brrrr got like hafl those stocks

>> No.30253115

>What is going on
A correction.
>what are my options
Dead hookers.

>> No.30253130
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I was watching an interview with some finance guy trying to explain the GameStop situation and I why he does not and cannot "get it". Quite simply, wallstreetbets is an emergent collective intelligence, a massively distributed trading entity. Something completely new, a Deus Ex Machine character. From the perspectives of traditional traders and analysts what's happening looks like gambling and it looks random when in fact r/wsb is operating on a higher sophisticated level. It's like trying to explain how Alpha Go beat Lee Seedol or trying to analyze the chess moves of Deep Blue. You just can't. A new player is on the scene and everything has now changed.

>> No.30253132


why set such a stupid goal? are you in debt 100k?

>> No.30253146
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>Market, market, market, trade, trade, trade, yields, inflation, dividends, valuations, rug pull, moon, cheapies, crab, bear, bull, ngmi, wagmi, Fed, Cathie, stimmy, ticker, ticker, ticker, IRA, broker, Chinkshit, cryptoshit, >futures, opening bell, ding, ding, ding, closing bell, gains, gains, gains.

>> No.30253162

What are you holding negro?

>> No.30253167
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Imagine buying stocks

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The only catalyst for CRBP will be the stock going to 0 and being delisted to OTC.

>> No.30253186

If you think it is cheap tonight,
wait till next week's prices.

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dropped? selling is retarded

>> No.30253197

yea you should go back and stay there then

and you should save everyone the misery and just kys now. Do it in the woods so your family doesnt have to deal with the body

>> No.30253200
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it really all crashed right when i entered

>> No.30253214

What oil stocks to buy

>> No.30253215
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>mfw I bought 70 SOXS today and its up 5% AH

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WTFWT #8 frens


>> No.30253220

I bought a couple shares myself, desu the semi shortage is fucking real. So I'd expect the stock to bounce back up

>> No.30253230

Didnt we open green today?

>> No.30253233

He told you why he thinks that, can’t you read?

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It hit support, the market did. Will it crash tomorrow, or rebound?

If it crashes tomorrow, will the dust settle over the weekend and have green Monday, or will we GAP DOWN?

>> No.30253241

Just buy puts

>> No.30253247

all of them but especially SU and OMP

>> No.30253271

We sure did

>> No.30253277

>so i mean there still needs to be a catalyst before a given launch, right? things will get swingier but they won't just start up for no reason?

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After all this, what ranking does your networth put you at?

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290 tomorrow. Biden will not rest till the US is dead.

>> No.30253287

thats the million dollar question

>> No.30253294

because its like GME? if reddit is responsible for GME squeeze then so will go AMC.

>AMC short interest is $612M
>71.30M shares shorted
>19.02% of Float
>10.3% Short Interest Rate
>Shares shorted up +20.3 million shares, worth $174 million, +39.9%, last week.

>> No.30253299

Any non american oil. Anon in last thread said American oil will get cucked by green regulations and I find that believable.

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Someone help this anon, fucks sake dude why would you do this to yourself

>> No.30253313

>Implying they aren't already

>> No.30253324


>> No.30253348

Still sitting comfy with my $3 buy in

>> No.30253350

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you shills runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "SOXL dumped" this, "stock markets gonna fail" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
I'm gonna click on the post number
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
I'm gunna call you a tranny
A /bear/fag
A chink
A pajeet
A smooth brain
A no good son of a bitch
I'm gonna solve that captcha
The one with the fire hydrants
The one with the stoplights
The one with the crosswalks
The one with the cars
The one with the busses
The one with the STOREFRONTS
I'm gonna click submit
I said I'm gonna click submit
I'm gunna endorse Powell
Send all you baitin' sons of bitches home
I said I'll send you back

>> No.30253361

I know you,
you have
[UVXY, SQQQ, SOXS] calls x 100 that are just a few dollars OTM

>> No.30253363
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how am I supposed to sell them for a loss if I don't buy them first??

>> No.30253369

this has to be outdated...

>> No.30253370

WTI for memeteam gains.

>> No.30253384


Easy 10 bagger is $REI

>> No.30253385

>Implying I didn't take my gains and pivot into SOXS the instant that bonds peaked above 1.4

>> No.30253386


I'm a failure and stocks has been the best I've been at it.

I'm probably going to do that, but not now.

>> No.30253396

All in CDEV right now, not even joking

>> No.30253403
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How do i buy with margin on TDA? Do i just enter an amount that exceeds my current cash and it'll use some of my "available dollars"? available dollars is margin right?

>> No.30253433
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kek based

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I think I'm unironically selling everything tomorrow

>> No.30253447


>> No.30253454
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Yeah I want to put more in gold miners but I already "bought the dip" last November and my bags are getting heavy. Copper and oil stocks still too high I think. I guess I could just get more SPY...

>> No.30253467

Nigger, you're going to buy ROPE and hodl NECK while 13k up? NAH SENPAI, keep moving.

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>if reddit is responsible
Yes reddit is responsible for buying billions worth of GME and AMC to inflate them both to insane levels. Fuck you people are retarded. It was 100% reddit that bought these 16.5m worth of GME calls today. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

>> No.30253509

What do you need the money for, fren

>> No.30253516

why hold calls only on shorts when you can play both sides ;^)

>> No.30253519

>have to make 65k in the next three months or else i get demoted to 85%

uh oh

>> No.30253522


>> No.30253524

My too. Thinking im gonna take my loses and sell everything then start over. This is too much. I'll find a job and wait for the market to recover.

>> No.30253540

american midstream will do well. It's just exploratory and new drilling that will be fucked. The demand for oil is insatiable and we'll keep refining it in this country

>> No.30253562

Okay, now this is epic.

>> No.30253565

if you sell you fill up pockets of hedges that are buying shares at discount

>> No.30253575
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There's no helping someone that spread 5 figs into 20 fucking positions on margin to top it all off.

>> No.30253580

Lmao the farthest bottom right

>> No.30253587
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Just hold kiddos. Buy those dips and leverage down. This is just a baseless panic sell off.
Cielo Waste Solutions

>> No.30253590

wait wouldn't that be downstream?

>> No.30253599

That's a man.

>> No.30253604

gonna hit 90% by the end of summer, but this does seem outdated

>> No.30253611

Why buy an ETF to mitigate risk when you could buy a bunch of random horse shit?

>> No.30253661

is it too late to get into stocks?

>started using square in 2017
>saw it taking over paypal but didnt know anything about stocks at the time
>saw everyone wearing stupid looking yeezys everywhere in 2016
>adidas stocks went crazy
>saw my entire college and everyone in the world using the stock and stocks went crazy
>saw everyone using iphones starting in 2012
>didnt know about tesla stock and shit until it was at 300 dollars

fuck i wish i knew about this shit sooner so i could have just thrown money in it over the years and forgot about it.

is it too late now? everything is like a straight line in the air and it seems like the worst time ever to start. it seems like 2016-2017 was the golden era i could have just bought anything that was popular and gone up 500+%

>> No.30253676

I'm gonna buy your dippies for cheap, I'm not down much either since I've put all I got into fucking GME

>> No.30253687
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>Using margin, ever

>> No.30253700

What do you know about glowing rocks and lean hogs?

>> No.30253704

>1 post by this id

>> No.30253710

It’s simple, we start an smg ETF

>> No.30253712

"Best time to invest was yesterday, second best time is now" - Boomer. Hold your shit for a few weeks.

>> No.30253717
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All in on SOXS calls at market open
TRY to explain why this is not free money

>> No.30253721

>AMC to inflate them both to insane levels
AMC was worth 20$ a share prepandemic 10$ isn't unreasonable or insane for AMC

>> No.30253724

You are too early right now. Come back when everyone stops blaming the Jews.

>> No.30253732

post nose

>> No.30253747

Best time to invest is always yesterday

>> No.30253769

But the Jews are unironically always at fault.

>> No.30253778
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Are you guys going to buy bear ETFs when the market opens?

>> No.30253783

I have a retard question for you guys... If someone has GME stocks at 50 dollar avg cost, and they decide to sell them for tomorrow, and I put in an order for however many at that cost, will I get them or will I be forced to buy them at the current going price of the stock?

>> No.30253785

Okay but we need to also open up an anti version of that ETF, that way we can make money regardless of how poorly the normal one performs.

>> No.30253789

Might as well buy BUZZ or MOON if you want a meme ETF. Its already there.

>> No.30253797
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>I have perfect timing and I’m not just a LARPing smoothbrain

>> No.30253804

Hello? Anyone? Do I consolidate my positions or what?

>> No.30253806

What's a good broker for a South American newfriend? Only one I know is eToro but that's jews.

>> No.30253809

SQQQ already in my lineup.

>> No.30253810

We could do a gofundme. That anon takes pictures of his big tiddies sister, post them and we'll donate.

>> No.30253811

Koomala Harris voted to move with the covid relief bill
Tomorrow is going to be green

>> No.30253815

>is it too late now?
The NYSE has been around since 1792, so unless you think its going somewhere sometime soon its not too late to trade stocks.

>> No.30253820
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They call me average down man

>> No.30253830

wait youre right it's late here. anyway i think OMP is a decent play anyway. If midstream is transporting oil and there's no new pipelines coming

>> No.30253836
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Welcome to the elite group of traders anon, we're going to skull fuck these techies and their trannyconductor "shortage".

>> No.30253842

>While there is a stockpile shortage it has to do with central asia not mining and reduced imports
can you clarify this I am mostly invested in 4U as well but I am seeing what you mentioned as a transitory issue so that will ahve to change over time because securing uranium is something the utilities buy 2-3years ahead of time

>> No.30253857

If premarket is red I will. Already have some in SOXS, will expand that if it looks right.

>> No.30253858
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Why would I buy them at open when i bought them EOD today?

>> No.30253862

> am I too late
Well, what do you see everybody doing now?
Personally I’m all in on electrical hoverboards, ride that EV wave.

>> No.30253871

yup too late. you're 228 years too late fren. sry.

>> No.30253893
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they call you Capicoli the annoying fat retarded faggot

>> No.30253900
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>tfw over $100k below the cutoff for 5% for my agegroup

>> No.30253909

It never too late. I started very late because I didnt believe in the stockmarket. Boy I was the fool.

>> No.30253912

Hey remember that time you were up 1.2 million dollars? Lmao.

>> No.30253914

>vice president
Lmao I remember when pence made the market green

>> No.30253924

What? Hitler was like the 1980s or something.

>> No.30253938
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Fucking this

>> No.30253940

I'm talking more on the timeframe it pumped. AMC went from being $2 to $22 in premarket over the span of 2 weeks. All the while we're still in the middle of said pandemic.

>> No.30253950

What is play tomorrow considering we'll probably be green

>> No.30253975
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Book stack.

>> No.30253978

Anons, what about VWAGY is it based?

>> No.30253988
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Nah, going to be another red dead redemption day if you aren't Oil.

>> No.30253991

>simping for booba
This crash can’t come soon enough. This general is dead

>> No.30254000

yea and look how that worked out for him. you wanna get shoahed by a cripple and a drunk russian?

>> No.30254003

>buying books
Even Warren buffet will call you retarded for not using pdfdrive

>> No.30254016
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1% and 10 years ahead

>> No.30254017
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If the jobs report comes out before the market opens you can be sure to buy more dips

>> No.30254027
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You're thinking of it wrong, anon. Cash isn't a risk-free asset class. In fact, right now, it might be almost as risky as stocks. Whatever you do though, DON'T buy bonds as they are literally a guaranteed loss of purchasing power.

Also, despite the above, keep some cash on hand for emergencies (personal or otherwise). USD might be on thin ice right now but it's still the legal tender of the U S of A so don't ignore it completely or you may have to sell for $$$ at sub-optimal times.

>> No.30254033

Damn bitch you live like that?

>> No.30254045

sorry meant saw my entire college using adobe*

>> No.30254047
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No, we call you tranny

>> No.30254048
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Dammit I'm always late. Just learned about these things recently. Now ya know I guess

>> No.30254050
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>That's a man.

>> No.30254053

I've made some really bad entries on gold these last few months, but we're gonna be ok fren.

>> No.30254069

CRBP bros. Lol. They will learn.

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no one has ever called you a man

>> No.30254076

There are stimmy talks so probably green

>> No.30254077
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I just got 5 boxes of old comic books for free. how do I pivot that into meme stocks?

>> No.30254089

reminds me of the time i unironically pirated a pdf copy of some book that was just 300 pages of a boomer seething that physical books were going the way of the dodo in favor of computers

>> No.30254090
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Futures looking slightly better
Maybe everything's gonna be aye okay, eh?

>> No.30254092

do you think usd is gonna get rug pulled with inflation? thats scaring the fuck out of me

>> No.30254104

My living conditions are significantly worse dont let anyone here discourage you

>> No.30254128

There may very well be a stimmy vote, but the 10yr is at 1.58% right now.

>> No.30254142
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Ask me how I can tell that you’re literally jewish.

>> No.30254146

They will learn how to invest in delta which has a near-linear relationship with probability of an option being OTM at expiry. The probability of lenabasum trials working outweighs that delta for CRBP 4c April.
They will learn.

>> No.30254149

>“The days of simply piling into the market leaders regardless of valuation may be drawing to a close. Investors must now recognize that there are alternative opportunities out there, including both heretofore underperforming stocks as well as incrementally more attractive bonds. A powerful economic rebound combined with rising interest rates and higher inflation, if that indeed transpires, will change the investment backdrop in a meaningful way.”

>> No.30254161

Take some of your 2% dividend yields, skip a few tendie runs, and buy a fucking vacuum you disgusting subhuman goddamn

>> No.30254164

Clean your floor you fucking mongrel

>> No.30254178

I'm never touching bear ETFs again, i've been BTFOd once and that is enough for me. With a bull ETF you have a chance of recovering your losses when the market turns around as long as you are willing to hold. With a bear ETF, Jerome will say some shit at 7:30 AM and the market open 5% up, and your ass hole will be permanently damaged with no chance of recovery.

Stay away from bear ETFs

>> No.30254217

Give hjs, bjs, and vjs (if able) behind local Wendy's for 5 bucks a job. Use the comic pages to wipe off after each job. By the time they're gone, you should have enough money to have a nice start.

>> No.30254218

i'm just gonna buy 3/19 calls on 3/11 and see what happens.

>> No.30254236


Reminder bears dont cum

>> No.30254263

>was 95% and would be 95% for next bracket too
>now 65k down from that point and only in 95%/90%

>> No.30254266

Well, if you buy CRBP calls on the CRBP earnings date of 3/11 you might be experiencing unwanted high IV.

>> No.30254270
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I have no more hope left. I've been reduced to curling up and whimpering under the covers like an injured dog. I hate hope. Hope just comes before pain.

>> No.30254288

Ya they will learn how it feels to have a stock go to 0

>> No.30254305
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Did anyone get a mail from the IRS saying that they would be giving everyone a EIP2 payment of $600 through direct deposit? It said my $600 was supposed to be here on the monday that passed but now im hearing talk about Biden increasing the Stimmy to $1,400. The fuck is going on here? Am i getting 2 stim checks or did they cancel my EIP2 when Biden announced the the new stimmy? This is a fucking mess.

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you are a gay nigger and you should probably go get tested for AIDS immediately.

>> No.30254321

So it'll be green until the market realizes the interest rates are still a thing

>> No.30254336

>hey there, cathie
>I see you got the peanut butter again
>another man that couldn’t handle how strong and independent you are, huh?

>> No.30254339

ok 3/9 then

>> No.30254341
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You think I'm done averaging down?

I can average down every day for like, 2 more weeks

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they read through that bill pretty fast

>> No.30254365

jesus that was months ago

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my lil US10Y stock doin sum

>> No.30254376

Bio’s definitely often use earnings release to update news on their pipeline & trials. Doesn’t mean it will happen with CRBP, but very likely some good news will be forthcoming.

>> No.30254378

Futures mean absolutely nothing right now. They are traded on ridiculously low volume right now and could easily be red or green before market open.

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Today's event kindly sponsored by Cielo Waste Management Solutions. Don's employees worked really hard to cater the event (can you taste the difference?). Let's give them all a round of applause!

>> No.30254402
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How can you analyze delta risk CRBP shill? I'm curious.

>> No.30254416


>never got my $600 stimulus


>> No.30254420

I didn't say that I should do that, or gave you any implication that I would. You however, comic book collector faggot... Right down your alley. Good luck with your new venture!

>> No.30254423
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What can I say? I'm an eccentric.

>> No.30254427

I would buy CRBP calls right the fuck now. It is cheap.

>> No.30254431

I actually pulled out a little earlier than perfect, but better safe than sorry. At least as much as you can be with 3X leverage meme ETFs

>> No.30254440

Fucking kek

>> No.30254460

I've been averaging down so much but every time I look at the dow and it's still above 30k I'm on the verge of a panic attack, like I've wasted all my money before the real crash even happened.

>> No.30254463

Yeah i got that posted about it earlier today. No idea if its two different stimmies or we lost out on 2k whoch proceeded to become 1.4k which may or may not now be that $600 they sent.

>> No.30254474

no you just have an untreated mental illness

>> No.30254479

>rates on downward trend for decades
>transient economic rebound
>structural issues in the economy unchanged, made even worse by Corona-chan and Unlimited Debt Works
I want what that faggot is smoking.

>> No.30254485

Hey man, start a gofundme, I'll throw in a few bucks

>> No.30254488
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I didnt say I collect comic books. you are retarded as well as gay aids darkie infected.

I said I got 5 boxes of old comic books for free. and I want to sell them because I dont like comic books. perhaps concepts such as these are too taxing for your gay retarded nigger neurons.

>> No.30254502

That was the letter for the last check last year. The IRS is retarded.

>> No.30254504

a hobo is technically behaving in an eccentric fashion...

>> No.30254520
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I don't know really. At the end of the day, I got into all this because I was concerned how fast stocks went back up last march (bought the dip btw), now it feels like a schizo rabbit hole but I can't refute any of the arguments I've seen in favor of inflation. Really, the only bull case I see for USD is congressional inaction, which while plausible for the short term seems unlikely to persist with all political orientations ready to riot in the streets at a moment's notice. And JPow can't just pull a Volcker either and go 10% rates because the gov would literally default, along with a bunch of big companies. It's basically a game of chicken now between the Fed and bondholders and maybe it'll go OK, but maybe not. That's why I won't go 100% cash no matter what happens. I think we'll be lucky if the outcome is a few years of 70's style inflation.

>> No.30254533

I fear I've done the same

>> No.30254548

6 more days

>> No.30254549

that is a good point. SPY is gonna rebound hard monday morning

>> No.30254568
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when will everything drop 20% in one day?

>> No.30254574
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I own over 100 CRBP calls spread across 4 price points and 2 dates. Am I retrarded? Probably. Do I stand to lose little if they go to 0? Yeah.

>> No.30254581

oops, meant for

>> No.30254583

The outcome will be world war 3 but no one wants to use nukes so everyone's just waiting around

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go ask /co/? Why would you ask a stocks thread about faggot tranny comics?

>> No.30254605

I've got 4000 shares of AMC and I'll laugh my ass off if it moons.

>> No.30254613
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No, I'm a tortured genius. An eccentric like Howard Hughes.

>> No.30254636
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Gee I wonder who is behind this post.

>> No.30254646

Post your piss bottle collection already

>> No.30254650

Will do. Thanks for the idea brother.

>> No.30254653

that depends entirely on your net worth

>> No.30254655
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I would not frame it as "delta risk" but rather "delta probability"

Remember that the definition of delta is " the amount an option price is expected to move based on a $1 change in the underlying stock. " but here is the real useful fact about delta:

delta almost linearly correlates to the probability of an option finishing out the money.

So that is why far otm stocks have a low delta, they are gambles. low probability of expiring out the money. so they are cheap. lotto tickets.
Yup. I expect they will drive up CRBP sometime tomorrow or next week.

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>I am committed to LARPing and insist on keeping up this charade of being a phenomenal trader rather than a SOXL tranny that held too long
Yeah, bud, I liked to pretend too sometimes. But then I got a hot blonde stripper gf and now I don’t have to.

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Futures already dumping back down

I think I might sell tomorrow. This downtrend could last for quite some time and so far I haven't seen anything that tells me there is a reversal incoming.

>> No.30254665

if you were born 300 years ago they would have knocked you unconscious and thrown you off a cliff

>> No.30254670

I never got mine, something about 1 years return being audited for disaster relief, and the other because I didn't amend my obamacare tax credits. Truth

>> No.30254673

I bought at $1.10 so I'm sure that I'll be quite comfy for a while yet.

>> No.30254697
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Any 140 IQ big dick chads itt or just me?

>> No.30254698
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i lived in a place like that for a while, it was comfy in a weird way. i miss it sometimes.

>> No.30254701

>I didnt say I collect comic books
Nah I read right the first time, and you're lying.

How do you just come into 5 boxes of comic books with no incline towards comics?

You robbing high schoolers again? Steal them from your little brother?

Also, nice 8s

>> No.30254706

New interior design style: Rats Ass -- gonna be so in when inflation kicks in and rates go thru the roof.

>> No.30254710

do you sleep in that box? looks comfy, you should try it

>> No.30254718

I have you bear anon. I live in a van. Currently in my tent right now though. I think more people should get used to living rough or homelessing sooner rather than later. Not gonna post pics of my tent since it's too dark.

>> No.30254719

>So that is why far otm stocks have a low delta, they are gambles. low probability of expiring out the money.
Holy fucking shit i typed this ALL wrong. I meant to say that is why far otm stocks have low delta, they have a low probability of expiring IN the money.
No you are not retarded, just an oddly wide spread of calls.

>> No.30254722

Based Don.

>> No.30254723

>But then I got a hot blonde stripper gf

>> No.30254726
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I'm gonna fucking kill myself bros... I hate myself...

>> No.30254734
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I wanted to hit 100k in my account by the end of March. I will not be able to do that unless SOXL somehow magically shoots up to $50 a share. I'm actually an idiot. I'm not smart. I don't know why I ever bother trying, nothing works. I've lost all my friends, I've lost my family, I wanted that $100k for a down payment so maybe I could have SOMETHING in my life and now it's gone. I'm pathetic.

I'm continuing to not do well tonight.

>> No.30254759

This is erroneous information.

>> No.30254762
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I was thinking about selling but we may get a pump from the stimulus hype.

Also, Crammer says its time to sell so its time to buy and hold desu

>> No.30254766

im selling tommorow, this is going to be a multi day slide, including gap downs next week

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> down 50 percent on aqb
>Pr report of some director involved in some shady shit

Im not sure to stay on this ride anymore

>> No.30254782

Nigger do you even know what a limit order is?

>> No.30254789

damn chill man, the market is brutal....don't let it do that to you

>> No.30254795
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how do you get power and internet and shit like that in a van/tent?

>> No.30254796

search foresty forest

>> No.30254803

k just go out in a blaze of glory

>> No.30254804

>finance guy
>he cannot get a short squeeze
Was this interview filmed in a lobotomy clinic?

>> No.30254805

If any of you are out of options after the crash, join the us army infantry. I’ll be waiting for you at sand hill lol.

>> No.30254812

I corrected my mistake >>30254719

>> No.30254813

nah they were from someone in the family who had a stroke. I honestly don't really know anything about them.

>> No.30254838
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>> No.30254849

Supply-demand imbalances will result in short term price increases, but not the type of inflation that the Fed is after. They have a somewhat moderate outlook for the labor market, which is the driver for real inflation (by the Fed's terms) via sustained broad labor market participation and sustained wage appreciation. By the Fed's and CBO's data, we are a long way off from that, so easy monetary policy will be the norm until such a time as we see a strong recovery behind us in the labor market. So, I guess it depends on what your definition of is, is.

>> No.30254864

DESU owning equity in solid companies is a good thing, you won't realize gains when they are 90% down, but if there is inflation the valuations of value stocks will still be just as high. If interest rates hit in, value stocks will still hold. It's just about what would survive.

>> No.30254872
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I've never pissed in a bottle in my life. Although I do shoot wood pigeons in my back garden and eat them sometimes.

>> No.30254876
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This is literally the first time I have ever agreed with Cramer. Weird.
I'm seeing so much denial reflected in low volume price action all day every day.

>> No.30254877

>the jew reveals his master plan to shake out retail and turn gme bagholders into cannon fodder

>> No.30254893

Still a long way till the bottom boys

>> No.30254897


Remember when I told you to put into index mutual funds right when you hit 100K and never look back? That said, I will pray for you Anon. It is all relative anyway. I'm sitting on even less than you are right now.

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holy shit I need RIG to go up tomorrow

If it doesn't I think this is it lads

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yeah it's that or some stanford graduate hedge fund analysts decided to take out Melvin for a summer bonus, and bankrupted a bunch of middle class rh traders in the process for the added endorphin rush

>> No.30254924
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oy vey

>> No.30254933

Why did none of you sell 3 days ago when I told you we were going to at least 370 levels on SPY?

>> No.30254934

Internet from cell phone (25/Month unlimited data). Power from batteries and solar

>> No.30254940

Just tell him to kill himself.
Alternatively, he can just close his account, lol.

>> No.30254941

It was a wardrobe that I threw on the floor after I almost invested in GME before the 1000% pump but bought RIDE instead because some faggot shilled it here. I have a comfy bed, with a mattress and then a memory foam mattress on top of it.

>> No.30254957
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I’ve already posted some. There’s a WEBM somewhere.

>> No.30254958

>die for the goy in some desert shithole
y tho

>> No.30254985

You might not make it when you want to make it, but as long as you hang in there and keep punching, you'll make it.

>> No.30254987

every single night some retard predicts a crash tomorrow

>> No.30255004

It will be fine anon but SOXL is a shit investment and you should consider exiting it soon. Leveraged ETFs are not something anyone should ever long. I explained this over the weekend when one of the faggot SOXL pumpers was trying to promote it. If you hold then I hope it pumps so you can exit clear but here's a tip for you and others on this board: Any time you are getting that delusional feeling about what you're "going to be able to do" with your money, that's a huge sell signal. Always sell at that point. ALWAYS sell on delusion. Because it's universal. We all think and emote basically the same.

>> No.30255006
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You had two months to invest in oil. You had all day to re-invest into bear ETFS for trannyconductors

>> No.30255013

Hindsight is 2020. I cut loose some bags today.

Still holding VTI...down $40...

>> No.30255014
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this question is so dumb it actually made me sad, please stay away from stocks

>> No.30255022

>It takes all of WSB to form one single intelligence

>> No.30255024

He's retarded. If you really want to join the military, try to end up in a healthcare or techical position so you can parlay that into a civilian career.

>> No.30255028

Thanks anon, I was having a bad day but at least I am not a schitzo like you.

>> No.30255069
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Yeah but everything I say is correct and I've literally never been wrong when I post something here.

>> No.30255080

Well look man, best bet is to head up to a comic book shop or get in contact with someone who can appraise them. Head back here after you get the cash in hand and figure out what to do.

Best of luck to your family member whose left you in charge of his collection and which you have decided to pawn. If they died then RIP and they are watching you touch yourself at night from Heaven (or Hell, that's a real possibility if they supported Biden).

>> No.30255081

> homeland security investigating “connections between Q-Anon movement and recent stock manipulation”
Making money is now domestic terrorism

>> No.30255082


>> No.30255085

Based, I'm going to be an interior designer now. I'll just go into peoples homes and have a tantrum and charge them $10k.

>> No.30255101

dang let me write your id down so i know it's you next time

>> No.30255112

Ugly expensive whore. I guess thats the best an indian man can do.

>> No.30255117

You're actually making money?

>> No.30255130
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When da fug is the line gonna go up again?!

>> No.30255132

I guess there is a difference between inflation and currency devaluation even though they have a similar effect on the USD. If I had to distinguish, I'm more concerned about artificial loss of purchasing power from helicopter money than I am about "real" economic overheating. This doesn't seem to be like WWII or the 70's where we had huge industrial infrastructure, all of that's been long gutted and shipped abroad and while devaluation might create the conditions that could reverse that, it won't happen overnight.

>> No.30255134

>market takes a fat dump
>BTC memers think shitcoins have decoupled from the stock market
>enter BTC shorts for easy money
Fucking worthless coins.

>> No.30255148

I mean, it does terrorize a certain demographic

>> No.30255149

thought it was obv that chairforce healthcare/tech position was the way to go

didn't think people would be retarded enough to go INF in this day and age

>> No.30255153

Is that you, Burry? Is C still a buy?

>> No.30255154

Get yur ass up n sell it

>> No.30255159

GME is gonna hit $300 tomorrow. Trust the plan.

>> No.30255160

Dude, the parties over.

Market is hitting crazy ATH while the economy is in the shitter. Unemployment. Inflation.
People are gettin spooked, TSLA is over, ARK is over.

I told this general to sell two weeks ago and people like you said "hurr bears say that every day", now look where we are.

>> No.30255161

That guy's great and it fucks me up how many great guys like him there are out there doing shit like that all alone. I just watched The Frozen Road and it really hammered me.

>> No.30255164

Just turn your screen upside down

>> No.30255169

I have an amazing ability called setting up an autosell at 10% gains on anything that I don’t actually have total faith in

>> No.30255172

whats your floor target?

>> No.30255175
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I'm a millionaire, of course. Although I live with my parents because its free and my mummy cooks for me and makes me coffee.

>> No.30255177

I know a guy who is selling them real cheap. $22.50 for 75 stocks. Tomorrow and Saturday. Sunday is a religious day and he can't do business. He's going out of business so he's having a sale. Do you want his name?

>> No.30255182

look them all up online and see how much they are selling for, then decide if that's a worthwhile price. if you get a good customer base you could actually do it for part time work.

>> No.30255199

I've been averaging down this whole time and I'm still down. I'll feel like an idiot if it starts going up and I miss the ship.

Thanks guys. I put on some Deep Space 9 and that always cheers me up, but I'm still really unsure of myself.

>> No.30255200

Trust two weeks.
Wait the plan.

>> No.30255202

GME is financial Qanon. There's overlap but no coordination.

>> No.30255205
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If 298 QQQ support breaks there is no support anywhere anymore, lads.

From there it is a free fall bungee jump without a rope

>> No.30255211

And no, I'm not a schizo, I'm an eccentric high functioning autist.

>> No.30255217

gonna take at least a few hundred mil to qualify as eccentric

>> No.30255226
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Dr. Burry where is the floor this time and when?

>> No.30255242

Beating hedge funds at their own game is racist.

>> No.30255245

I have an amazing ability called
>I started last month and have never seen 10% gains

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>> No.30255268

if only there were some way to profit when line go down

>> No.30255277

If my id has a Q in it then he's right

>> No.30255283

Wait he actually called gor investors to sell and boycott JPOW bullshit non-YCC?!

>> No.30255307

what is that, shit on your ceiling?

>> No.30255322


>> No.30255324

welcome to the club now fuck off. get filtered.

>> No.30255335

Big if true

>> No.30255337

Game ov-

Press start to continue.

>> No.30255340

Absolute floor is S&P at 2700-2600 but it will take a couple years.

>> No.30255345


I’m starting to believe that gentiles can’t process the concept of a put or even just buying short etfs.

>> No.30255348

>taking investment advice from /biz/
See, that's the definitive proof you're a schizo.

>> No.30255364

I hope you get your pump anon. Just be sure to exit if you do. If you want to play the lottery there are better instruments than leveraged ETFs, which in my opinion are the sewer bowl of the market. You could get the same play with degenerate SPY weeklies and not lose sleep at night if they turn against you.

>> No.30255380

Buy and hold these in the long run


Buy the dips! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30255382

No, air rifle pellet holes in my wall from target practice in my bedroom.

>> No.30255402

dude you have like 80-90k USD, get the fuck out of here with that whining you don't know what it's like to be a poorfag

>> No.30255418

gentiles unironically believe that profiting off the stock market at all beyond a 401k is morally wrong.

>> No.30255421
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where do you think we bounce then, end of this month?

>> No.30255425

I already know kikes have no sense of humor.

>> No.30255449
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Call me a schizo all you like, but in reality I'm an eccentric with a cool watch!

>> No.30255455

Who is that girl in the picture?

>> No.30255466


That was in agreement with the musing poster I responded to, genius

>> No.30255471

Hobos are quite eccentric of you talk to them. Some are multimillionaires. Met a guy who left Goldman Sachs at 33 with millions in the bank to go ride the rails around the country.

>> No.30255499

Nasty fucking hateful scum bags all of you are. I'm a 56 year old truck driver who is married to a Jewish women who saved my life. You fucking people think the world would be a better place place if she was dead and you disgusting fucking animals deny the historical FACT that 6 million Jews were killed during the holocaust. How fucking dare you, if I met any of you fucking scum bags in real life and you have the balls to spew your hatred in front of me I will sock you so hard in the jaw your grand kids will feel it. This anti semetic crap doesn't have a place in our modern world you horrible fucking offensive dogs.I'm more than happy to be an avid member of the Jewish community of Montreal's events where we share food and dance together with people from all walks of life and different cultures, diversity is beautiful and I have my wife to thank for introducing me to those community events. You're all slime balls, nasty fucking humans, you all should be ashamed of yourselves

>> No.30255515

Name 3 stocks you're all anxiously waiting to dip a bit harder before going in on.


>> No.30255526

You are a schizo, but you didn't even write your own operating system to talk to God, which makes you a noob schizo on top of it.

>> No.30255530

I'll get there eventually, just need to get in a few big pumps and then I'm there, in eccentric territory.

>> No.30255532

yea like he said we already know kikes have no sense of humour

>> No.30255537

how do I short stale pasta

>> No.30255559

Yah I met a guy who sucks cock in alleyways for meth, left Goldman Sachs at 31. He has some great stories about his trading days.

>> No.30255579

this is not a christian website and you need to repent for visiting here cathie wood

>> No.30255598

This is literally some of the dumbest shit I've ever read.

>> No.30255618
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Did Terry Davis have a load of cool guns like me? I don't think so.

>> No.30255640

is this a new copypasta??

>> No.30255647

And look at the VIX it has barely moved.

I’m afraid I didn’t short enough cause I sold what at the tome were an eye water number of short calls for where we were. Now those calls are under 50% what I sold them for. Today I figured I’d fade the oil rally and buy the bond dip. Those were mistakes so far but it’s all short options so I have time and room. I’m almost always a few days early.

>> No.30255654

I almost never take shots in the dark on month/month moves like this but my instincts are telling me that we'll bounce off 3600, trade the 3600-3700 range and break out somewhere toward the end of March to the upside.
Which will of course be the "return to normal" bull trap.

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pls buy them I'm going to get assassinated if it dips more

>> No.30255677

so we're basically going straight down for two years?

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I hate blacks
I hate spics
I hate jews
I hate chinks
I hate arabs
I hate mongoloids
i hate lesbians
but i love Oil stocks

>> No.30255749

It's my fucking life you fucking assholes, I come here everyday but after a while the bullshit wears on me and today was a bad day for retail traders

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>> No.30255780

I was buying puts this morning for $2.00 that were worth $10 after the Powell dump.
"Stonks only go up!" meme are making the premium to short in a bear market pretty damn cheap for sure.

>> No.30255781

We'll be back in the 3900's by next Friday.

>> No.30255793

hey man its not our fault. blame the jews

>> No.30255795


Yah I met a guy who sucks cock in gloryholes for fun, left Goldman Sachs at 35. He has some great stories about his sucking dick

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I am with you there my friend, except for Idi Amin.

>> No.30255817

>make half a months salary in initial GME craziness
>buy more and end up losing entire months salary
>It's ok, I still got my semiconductor and green energy bois
>past three weeks destroys that so in the red compared to two years ago

I don't know if I should still hold or just cut losses and move on
Worried that tech will fall further, shit doesn't makes sense though
Thinking of uninstalling my app to prevent panic selling

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my man

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>> No.30255960

I sure hope not I was about to jack off to this no lie

>> No.30256018

We bounce tomorrow off 3650ish as people panic sell and capitulate then rally into the close. Rally continues Monday on short covering and when people start to think we are good the rug pull comes and we go limit down over and over into a full on 25% correction before the fed steps back in with helicopter money. Or we crash down 70% by EOY

Place your bets!

>> No.30256043

>No Mosin
>Just a bunch of gaudy, painted hunting rifles

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Green was cancelled, only red from here

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