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/smg/ Stock Market General Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:29:38 No.30252834 [Reply] [Original]

not this shit again edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Links for Lum lovers
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>If you bought on margin
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:31:29 No.30252912 SOXS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:31:45 No.30252922 File: 12 KB, 177x164, best mom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you UUUUfags finally learned your lesson and dropped all the bags?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:31:59 No.30252933 somebody explain why i should trust one photo of GEX's squiggly lines and one website without current charts. I cannot find any corrobaororaorrting information.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:24 No.30252952 File: 52 KB, 1245x1119, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMC borrowing fee is climbing >GME stuck in 2% so..... is AMC going to moon first or GME?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:37 No.30252957 File: 111 KB, 575x475, 1611935879396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252922 Never letting go of my cancer rocks

Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:39 No.30252958
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>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:39 No.30252959 Be honest. >X >XOM >C >F Do I sell or buy the dip?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:42 No.30252961 I'm a failure, and it's no one's fault but my own

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:48 No.30252966 >>30252834 Last reminder to buy the fucking dip. You're going to make it, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:51 No.30252968 File: 140 KB, 750x737, 1591967269649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Oil going to dip again like yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:32:55 No.30252970 File: 975 KB, 833x733, 1586399438465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252922 Nuclear anons will be glowing by the end of this year.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:33:22 No.30252981 File: 203 KB, 1024x836, 1614400560012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Only hope to recover my losses is the CRBP catalyst

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:33:23 No.30252982 My bitcoin is down 25%, but mochimo is up 100% already :)))

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:33:41 No.30252996 I have never shorted the market, Should i give it a try tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:33:44 No.30252998 >>30252952 If AMC goes to the moon, I'll let you fuck my mouth. Why do people still think that after so many days of hemming and hawing? We'll be lucky to see $14 once theaters re-open in bulk.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:33:47 No.30252999 >>30252966 Uh I'll buy the dip Monday or Tuesday, you're out of your mind if you think it's ending tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:34:01 No.30253012 File: 496 KB, 500x275, Lupin tossing money.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dow futures just went green >S&P right behind it >NASDAQ only down 0.1% now WE'RE BACK BABY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:34:03 No.30253014 buying SOXS happy to fuck the SOXL trannies in the ass

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:34:10 No.30253021 I've went balls deep in soxl after the split. What is going on and what are my options

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:34:19 No.30253027 Oh no bullbros, we got to cocky

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:34:31 No.30253037 >decided to kill myself if I couldn't reach 100k by May >got to 50k but now it's down to 15k Haha

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:34:44 No.30253048 >>30252834 My $VRM bags are heavy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:34:53 No.30253060 File: 105 KB, 696x470, 1599319641589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >portfolio is down 50% since january >futes are still red guys can it end soon please?... a-at least i'm still up 24% since i got in

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:35:08 No.30253067

>>30252825
Uranium has buzz for the worst reasons. While there is a stockpile shortage it has to do with central asia not mining and reduced imports. UUUU is in a unique position as being the best us producer or uranium -- but also has refitted their plant to process sand to give them a stream of revenue while they wait for uranium commodity prices to cook. I am extremely bullish on them. Rest of the industry popping off is just because they did.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:35:12 No.30253072 >>30252999 Checked. Tomorrow or Monday, whatever floats your boat, but you get the idea, so you're going to make it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:35:24 No.30253080 File: 993 KB, 1280x720, D4EC1F5A-71DA-4E80-8EFC-EB2A730B0681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252968 All the bagholders have to hide their remaining profits somewhere

>>	Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:35:45 No.30253095 File: 231 KB, 948x924, B6AF6EFD-ECAD-4C03-BC32-64C4D7FE1188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252922 >expecting sane thoughts to ever emerge from people that are invested in glowing rocks kek

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:35:46 No.30253096 >>30253037 Damn. How much did you start with though?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:36:05 No.30253111 >>30252834 brrrr got like hafl those stocks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:36:14 No.30253115 >>30253021 >What is going on A correction. >what are my options Dead hookers.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:36:31 No.30253130
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I was watching an interview with some finance guy trying to explain the GameStop situation and I why he does not and cannot "get it". Quite simply, wallstreetbets is an emergent collective intelligence, a massively distributed trading entity. Something completely new, a Deus Ex Machine character. From the perspectives of traditional traders and analysts what's happening looks like gambling and it looks random when in fact r/wsb is operating on a higher sophisticated level. It's like trying to explain how Alpha Go beat Lee Seedol or trying to analyze the chess moves of Deep Blue. You just can't. A new player is on the scene and everything has now changed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:36:34 No.30253132 >>30253037 why set such a stupid goal? are you in debt 100k?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:36:56 No.30253146
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>Market, market, market, trade, trade, trade, yields, inflation, dividends, valuations, rug pull, moon, cheapies, crab, bear, bull, ngmi, wagmi, Fed, Cathie, stimmy, ticker, ticker, ticker, IRA, broker, Chinkshit, cryptoshit, >futures, opening bell, ding, ding, ding, closing bell, gains, gains, gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:37:30 No.30253162 >>30252958 What are you holding negro?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:37:39 No.30253167 File: 2.01 MB, 1080x1080, 2jgtgcn0ap661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine buying stocks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:37:42 No.30253170 File: 56 KB, 500x505, 1516585747659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252981 The only catalyst for CRBP will be the stock going to 0 and being delisted to OTC.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:38:06 No.30253186 If you think it is cheap tonight, wait till next week's prices.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:38:20 No.30253195 File: 357 KB, 2004x1484, UUUU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252922 dropped? selling is retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:38:23 No.30253197 >>30253130 yea you should go back and stay there then >>30253037 and you should save everyone the misery and just kys now. Do it in the woods so your family doesnt have to deal with the body

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:38:30 No.30253200 File: 62 KB, 976x850, de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it really all crashed right when i entered

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:38:50 No.30253214 What oil stocks to buy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:38:52 No.30253215 File: 315 KB, 680x680, pepe3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252958 >mfw I bought 70 SOXS today and its up 5% AH

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:38:57 No.30253218 File: 229 KB, 1200x675, stonecold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTFWT #8 frens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm2xPmKKul0&t=27s

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:39:03 No.30253220 >>30253021 I bought a couple shares myself, desu the semi shortage is fucking real. So I'd expect the stock to bounce back up

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:39:13 No.30253230 >>30253012 Didnt we open green today?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:39:19 No.30253233 >>30252998 He told you why he thinks that, can’t you read?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:39:26 No.30253234
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>>30252834
It hit support, the market did. Will it crash tomorrow, or rebound?

If it crashes tomorrow, will the dust settle over the weekend and have green Monday, or will we GAP DOWN?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:39:36 No.30253241 Just buy puts

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:39:41 No.30253247 >>30253214 all of them but especially SU and OMP

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:11 No.30253271 >>30253230 We sure did

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:19 No.30253277 >>30252719 >so i mean there still needs to be a catalyst before a given launch, right? things will get swingier but they won't just start up for no reason?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:27 No.30253284 File: 32 KB, 649x542, 1614918642175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After all this, what ranking does your networth put you at?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:29 No.30253285 File: 395 KB, 758x786, 1599262435813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253012 Sure... 290 tomorrow. Biden will not rest till the US is dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:31 No.30253287 >>30253234 thats the million dollar question

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:39 No.30253294

>>30252998
because its like GME? if reddit is responsible for GME squeeze then so will go AMC.

>AMC short interest is $612M
>71.30M shares shorted
>19.02% of Float
>10.3% Short Interest Rate
>Shares shorted up +20.3 million shares, worth $174 million, +39.9%, last week.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:54 No.30253299 >>30253247 Any non american oil. Anon in last thread said American oil will get cucked by green regulations and I find that believable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:40:54 No.30253301 File: 65 KB, 640x544, 1614305599335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252846 >>30251696 Someone help this anon, fucks sake dude why would you do this to yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:41:08 No.30253313 >>30252970 >Implying they aren't already

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:41:19 No.30253324 >>30253214 CPE, SM, NGRU, GUSH, RDS.A

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:41:52 No.30253348 >>30252922 Still sitting comfy with my $3 buy in

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:41:57 No.30253350

>>30253218
Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you shills runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "SOXL dumped" this, "stock markets gonna fail" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
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>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:12 No.30253361 >>30253287 I know you, you have [UVXY, SQQQ, SOXS] calls x 100 that are just a few dollars OTM

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:14 No.30253363 File: 74 KB, 1080x908, 1599707617451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253167 how am I supposed to sell them for a loss if I don't buy them first??

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:19 No.30253369 >>30253284 this has to be outdated...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:21 No.30253370 >>30253324 WTI for memeteam gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:37 No.30253384 >>30253214 Easy 10 bagger is $REI

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:38 No.30253385 >>30252958 >Implying I didn't take my gains and pivot into SOXS the instant that bonds peaked above 1.4

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:42 No.30253386 >>30253096 2k >>30253132 I'm a failure and stocks has been the best I've been at it. >>30253197 I'm probably going to do that, but not now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:42:56 No.30253396 >>30253037 All in CDEV right now, not even joking

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:43:01 No.30253403 File: 755 KB, 594x593, 1614516174567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do i buy with margin on TDA? Do i just enter an amount that exceeds my current cash and it'll use some of my "available dollars"? available dollars is margin right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:43:46 No.30253433 File: 19 KB, 480x360, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253350 kek based

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:44:01 No.30253444 File: 111 KB, 545x537, 1614815200875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I'm unironically selling everything tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:44:01 No.30253447 >>30253403 Feeta

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:44:05 No.30253454
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>>30252966
Yeah I want to put more in gold miners but I already "bought the dip" last November and my bags are getting heavy. Copper and oil stocks still too high I think. I guess I could just get more SPY...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:44:25 No.30253467 >>30253386 Nigger, you're going to buy ROPE and hodl NECK while 13k up? NAH SENPAI, keep moving.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:45:02 No.30253496
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>>30253294
>if reddit is responsible
Yes reddit is responsible for buying billions worth of GME and AMC to inflate them both to insane levels. Fuck you people are retarded. It was 100% reddit that bought these 16.5m worth of GME calls today. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:45:19 No.30253509 >>30253444 What do you need the money for, fren

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:45:25 No.30253516 >>30253361 why hold calls only on shorts when you can play both sides ;^)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:45:27 No.30253519 >>30253284 >have to make 65k in the next three months or else i get demoted to 85% uh oh

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:45:35 No.30253522 >>30253324 NRGU***

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:45:35 No.30253524 >>30253444 My too. Thinking im gonna take my loses and sell everything then start over. This is too much. I'll find a job and wait for the market to recover.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:45:52 No.30253540 >>30253299 american midstream will do well. It's just exploratory and new drilling that will be fucked. The demand for oil is insatiable and we'll keep refining it in this country

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:46:11 No.30253562 >>30253350 Okay, now this is epic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:46:17 No.30253565 >>30253444 if you sell you fill up pockets of hedges that are buying shares at discount

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:46:29 No.30253575 File: 276 KB, 584x562, 1601263157124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253301 There's no helping someone that spread 5 figs into 20 fucking positions on margin to top it all off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:46:41 No.30253580 >>30253284 Lmao the farthest bottom right >$100

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:46:47 No.30253587 File: 89 KB, 611x605, dieselDon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just hold kiddos. Buy those dips and leverage down. This is just a baseless panic sell off. ~Don Cielo Waste Solutions

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:46:57 No.30253590 >>30253540 wait wouldn't that be downstream?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:47:07 No.30253599 >>30252958 That's a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:47:14 No.30253604 >>30253284 gonna hit 90% by the end of summer, but this does seem outdated

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:47:26 No.30253611 >>30253575 Why buy an ETF to mitigate risk when you could buy a bunch of random horse shit?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:48:30 No.30253661

>>30252834
is it too late to get into stocks?

>started using square in 2017
>saw it taking over paypal but didnt know anything about stocks at the time
>saw everyone wearing stupid looking yeezys everywhere in 2016
>adidas stocks went crazy
>saw my entire college and everyone in the world using the stock and stocks went crazy
>saw everyone using iphones starting in 2012
>didnt know about tesla stock and shit until it was at 300 dollars

fuck i wish i knew about this shit sooner so i could have just thrown money in it over the years and forgot about it.

is it too late now? everything is like a straight line in the air and it seems like the worst time ever to start. it seems like 2016-2017 was the golden era i could have just bought anything that was popular and gone up 500+%

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:48:50 No.30253676 >>30253444 I'm gonna buy your dippies for cheap, I'm not down much either since I've put all I got into fucking GME

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:06 No.30253687 File: 54 KB, 1280x720, 1613351363279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253301 >Using margin, ever

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:21 No.30253700 >>30253661 What do you know about glowing rocks and lean hogs?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:28 No.30253704 >>30253444 >1 post by this id

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:41 No.30253710 >>30253611 EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP It’s simple, we start an smg ETF

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:44 No.30253712 >>30253661 "Best time to invest was yesterday, second best time is now" - Boomer. Hold your shit for a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:47 No.30253717 File: 95 KB, 500x447, 1296032551072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All in on SOXS calls at market open TRY to explain why this is not free money

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:52 No.30253721 >>30253496 >AMC to inflate them both to insane levels AMC was worth 20$ a share prepandemic 10$ isn't unreasonable or insane for AMC

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:49:57 No.30253724 >>30253661 You are too early right now. Come back when everyone stops blaming the Jews.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:50:03 No.30253732 >>30253444 post nose

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:50:23 No.30253747 >>30253661 Best time to invest is always yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:50:49 No.30253769 >>30253724 But the Jews are unironically always at fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:50:58 No.30253778 File: 845 KB, 320x240, bell.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you guys going to buy bear ETFs when the market opens?

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:08 No.30253783

I have a retard question for you guys... If someone has GME stocks at 50 dollar avg cost, and they decide to sell them for tomorrow, and I put in an order for however many at that cost, will I get them or will I be forced to buy them at the current going price of the stock?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:10 No.30253785 >>30253710 Okay but we need to also open up an anti version of that ETF, that way we can make money regardless of how poorly the normal one performs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:17 No.30253789 >>30253710 Might as well buy BUZZ or MOON if you want a meme ETF. Its already there.

>>	Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:21 No.30253797 File: 43 KB, 1024x1024, E00C4996-6202-4B30-A21A-4807DD56E9D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253385 >I have perfect timing and I’m not just a LARPing smoothbrain C O P E

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:28 No.30253804 >>30252959 Hello? Anyone? Do I consolidate my positions or what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:28 No.30253806 What's a good broker for a South American newfriend? Only one I know is eToro but that's jews.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:38 No.30253809 >>30253778 SQQQ already in my lineup.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:40 No.30253810 >>30253575 We could do a gofundme. That anon takes pictures of his big tiddies sister, post them and we'll donate.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:40 No.30253811 Koomala Harris voted to move with the covid relief bill Tomorrow is going to be green

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:43 No.30253815 >>30253661 >is it too late now? The NYSE has been around since 1792, so unless you think its going somewhere sometime soon its not too late to trade stocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:48 No.30253820 File: 338 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20210304-224656_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They call me average down man

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:51:56 No.30253830 >>30253590 wait youre right it's late here. anyway i think OMP is a decent play anyway. If midstream is transporting oil and there's no new pipelines coming

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:52:06 No.30253836 File: 71 KB, 552x524, pepe1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253717 Welcome to the elite group of traders anon, we're going to skull fuck these techies and their trannyconductor "shortage".

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:52:09 No.30253842

>>30253067
>While there is a stockpile shortage it has to do with central asia not mining and reduced imports
can you clarify this I am mostly invested in 4U as well but I am seeing what you mentioned as a transitory issue so that will ahve to change over time because securing uranium is something the utilities buy 2-3years ahead of time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:52:23 No.30253857 >>30253778 If premarket is red I will. Already have some in SOXS, will expand that if it looks right.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:52:23 No.30253858 File: 313 KB, 782x587, Screenshot_20210224-074111_YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253778 Why would I buy them at open when i bought them EOD today?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:52:26 No.30253862 >>30253661 > am I too late Well, what do you see everybody doing now? Personally I’m all in on electrical hoverboards, ride that EV wave.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:52:32 No.30253871 >>30253661 yup too late. you're 228 years too late fren. sry.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:01 No.30253893 File: 1.44 MB, 1363x625, 1614550006979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253820 they call you Capicoli the annoying fat retarded faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:12 No.30253900 File: 131 KB, 1156x607, israelchan_nooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253284 >tfw over $100k below the cutoff for 5% for my agegroup

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:20 No.30253909 >>30253661 It never too late. I started very late because I didnt believe in the stockmarket. Boy I was the fool.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:24 No.30253912 >>30253820 Hey remember that time you were up 1.2 million dollars? Lmao.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:25 No.30253914 >>30253811 >vice president Lmao I remember when pence made the market green

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:38 No.30253924 >>30253871 What? Hitler was like the 1980s or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:54 No.30253938 File: 27 KB, 720x518, FB_IMG_1614917224250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253747 Fucking this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:53:57 No.30253940 >>30253721 I'm talking more on the timeframe it pumped. AMC went from being $2 to $22 in premarket over the span of 2 weeks. All the while we're still in the middle of said pandemic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:54:17 No.30253950 What is play tomorrow considering we'll probably be green

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:54:56 No.30253975 File: 2.95 MB, 3120x4160, bookgang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Book stack.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:55:07 No.30253978 Anons, what about VWAGY is it based?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:55:29 No.30253988 File: 52 KB, 1000x559, 1614113122909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253950 Nah, going to be another red dead redemption day if you aren't Oil.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:55:32 No.30253991 >>30253810 >simping for booba This crash can’t come soon enough. This general is dead

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:55:44 No.30254000 >>30253924 yea and look how that worked out for him. you wanna get shoahed by a cripple and a drunk russian?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:55:46 No.30254003 >>30253975 >buying books Even Warren buffet will call you retarded for not using pdfdrive

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:00 No.30254016 File: 1.87 MB, 1432x1063, kingpin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253284 1% and 10 years ahead

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:03 No.30254017 File: 75 KB, 600x400, 223234235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253811 If the jobs report comes out before the market opens you can be sure to buy more dips

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:13 No.30254027
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>>30253661
You're thinking of it wrong, anon. Cash isn't a risk-free asset class. In fact, right now, it might be almost as risky as stocks. Whatever you do though, DON'T buy bonds as they are literally a guaranteed loss of purchasing power.

Also, despite the above, keep some cash on hand for emergencies (personal or otherwise). USD might be on thin ice right now but it's still the legal tender of the U S of A so don't ignore it completely or you may have to sell for $$$ at sub-optimal times.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:20 No.30254033 >>30253975 Damn bitch you live like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:32 No.30254045 >>30253661 sorry meant saw my entire college using adobe*

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:33 No.30254047 File: 145 KB, 1760x757, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253820 No, we call you tranny

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:35 No.30254048 File: 135 KB, 801x1200, 1614888390280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253809 >>30253857 >>30253858 Dammit I'm always late. Just learned about these things recently. Now ya know I guess

>>	Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:36 No.30254050 File: 3.95 MB, 441x480, 61985383-5FBE-4853-AF6E-2CC01B682F98.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253599 >That's a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:40 No.30254053 >>30253454 I've made some really bad entries on gold these last few months, but we're gonna be ok fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:56:59 No.30254069 CRBP bros. Lol. They will learn.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:57:06 No.30254072 File: 50 KB, 263x488, 13227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253820 no one has ever called you a man

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:57:09 No.30254076 >>30253988 There are stimmy talks so probably green

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:57:12 No.30254077 File: 69 KB, 644x805, 74aa9b0cfac6c244acad1f47c0d3c4e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just got 5 boxes of old comic books for free. how do I pivot that into meme stocks?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:57:29 No.30254089 >>30254003 reminds me of the time i unironically pirated a pdf copy of some book that was just 300 pages of a boomer seething that physical books were going the way of the dodo in favor of computers

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:57:30 No.30254090 File: 23 KB, 526x534, 1607608831926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures looking slightly better Maybe everything's gonna be aye okay, eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:57:33 No.30254092 >>30254027 do you think usd is gonna get rug pulled with inflation? thats scaring the fuck out of me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:57:54 No.30254104 >>30253975 My living conditions are significantly worse dont let anyone here discourage you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:58:25 No.30254128 >>30254076 There may very well be a stimmy vote, but the 10yr is at 1.58% right now.

>>	Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:58:40 No.30254142 File: 50 KB, 680x723, 035738E9-C757-4488-8D71-1F512548D94C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253724 Ask me how I can tell that you’re literally jewish.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:58:44 No.30254146 They will learn how to invest in delta which has a near-linear relationship with probability of an option being OTM at expiry. The probability of lenabasum trials working outweighs that delta for CRBP 4c April. They will learn.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:58:44 No.30254149

>“The days of simply piling into the market leaders regardless of valuation may be drawing to a close. Investors must now recognize that there are alternative opportunities out there, including both heretofore underperforming stocks as well as incrementally more attractive bonds. A powerful economic rebound combined with rising interest rates and higher inflation, if that indeed transpires, will change the investment backdrop in a meaningful way.”

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:58:59 No.30254161 >>30253975 Take some of your 2% dividend yields, skip a few tendie runs, and buy a fucking vacuum you disgusting subhuman goddamn

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:59:03 No.30254164 >>30253975 Clean your floor you fucking mongrel

Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:59:12 No.30254178

>>30253778
I'm never touching bear ETFs again, i've been BTFOd once and that is enough for me. With a bull ETF you have a chance of recovering your losses when the market turns around as long as you are willing to hold. With a bear ETF, Jerome will say some shit at 7:30 AM and the market open 5% up, and your ass hole will be permanently damaged with no chance of recovery.

Stay away from bear ETFs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:59:56 No.30254217 >>30254077 Give hjs, bjs, and vjs (if able) behind local Wendy's for 5 bucks a job. Use the comic pages to wipe off after each job. By the time they're gone, you should have enough money to have a nice start.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 4, 2021 23:59:58 No.30254218 >>30254146 i'm just gonna buy 3/19 calls on 3/11 and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:00:20 No.30254236 >>30254178 Reminder bears dont cum

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:00:57 No.30254263 >>30253284 >was 95% and would be 95% for next bracket too >now 65k down from that point and only in 95%/90% ILL NEVER BE A 1%er NOW AAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:01:02 No.30254270
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>>30254090
I have no more hope left. I've been reduced to curling up and whimpering under the covers like an injured dog. I hate hope. Hope just comes before pain.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:01:03 No.30254266 >>30254218 Well, if you buy CRBP calls on the CRBP earnings date of 3/11 you might be experiencing unwanted high IV.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:01:26 No.30254288 >>30254069 Ya they will learn how it feels to have a stock go to 0

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:02:00 No.30254305
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Did anyone get a mail from the IRS saying that they would be giving everyone a EIP2 payment of $600 through direct deposit? It said my $600 was supposed to be here on the monday that passed but now im hearing talk about Biden increasing the Stimmy to $1,400. The fuck is going on here? Am i getting 2 stim checks or did they cancel my EIP2 when Biden announced the the new stimmy? This is a fucking mess.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:02:03 No.30254307 File: 37 KB, 600x589, 13f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254217 you are a gay nigger and you should probably go get tested for AIDS immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:02:19 No.30254321 >>30254128 So it'll be green until the market realizes the interest rates are still a thing

>>	Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:02:34 No.30254336 >>30254090 >hey there, cathie >I see you got the peanut butter again >another man that couldn’t handle how strong and independent you are, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:02:39 No.30254339 >>30254266 ok 3/9 then

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:02:41 No.30254341 File: 75 KB, 960x537, 3ih616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You think I'm done averaging down? I can average down every day for like, 2 more weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:02:50 No.30254348 File: 31 KB, 240x360, 1613448696612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253811 they read through that bill pretty fast

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:03:11 No.30254365 >>30254305 jesus that was months ago

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:03:25 No.30254373 File: 6 KB, 225x225, download (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my lil US10Y stock doin sum

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:03:33 No.30254376 >>30254288 Bio’s definitely often use earnings release to update news on their pipeline & trials. Doesn’t mean it will happen with CRBP, but very likely some good news will be forthcoming.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:03:35 No.30254378 >>30254090 Futures mean absolutely nothing right now. They are traded on ridiculously low volume right now and could easily be red or green before market open.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:01 No.30254401
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>>30253587

Today's event kindly sponsored by Cielo Waste Management Solutions. Don's employees worked really hard to cater the event (can you taste the difference?). Let's give them all a round of applause!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:01 No.30254402 File: 296 KB, 1280x891, apu_indoors_in_summer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254146 How can you analyze delta risk CRBP shill? I'm curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:17 No.30254416 >>30254305 >never got my $600 stimulus FUCKEN BULLSHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:20 No.30254423 File: 2.44 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20210127_050534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254033 >>30254104 >>30254161 >>30254164 What can I say? I'm an eccentric.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:22 No.30254420 >>30254307 I didn't say that I should do that, or gave you any implication that I would. You however, comic book collector faggot... Right down your alley. Good luck with your new venture!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:35 No.30254427 >>30254339 I would buy CRBP calls right the fuck now. It is cheap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:37 No.30254431 >>30253797 I actually pulled out a little earlier than perfect, but better safe than sorry. At least as much as you can be with 3X leverage meme ETFs

>>	Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:04:52 No.30254440 >>30254217 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:05:20 No.30254460 >>30254341 I've been averaging down so much but every time I look at the dow and it's still above 30k I'm on the verge of a panic attack, like I've wasted all my money before the real crash even happened.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:05:27 No.30254463 >>30254305 Yeah i got that posted about it earlier today. No idea if its two different stimmies or we lost out on 2k whoch proceeded to become 1.4k which may or may not now be that $600 they sent.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:05:45 No.30254474 >>30254423 no you just have an untreated mental illness

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:05:57 No.30254479 >>30254149 >rates on downward trend for decades >transient economic rebound >structural issues in the economy unchanged, made even worse by Corona-chan and Unlimited Debt Works I want what that faggot is smoking.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:06:05 No.30254485 >>30254423 Hey man, start a gofundme, I'll throw in a few bucks

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:06:09 No.30254488
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>>30254420
I didnt say I collect comic books. you are retarded as well as gay aids darkie infected.

I said I got 5 boxes of old comic books for free. and I want to sell them because I dont like comic books. perhaps concepts such as these are too taxing for your gay retarded nigger neurons.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:06:24 No.30254502 >>30254305 That was the letter for the last check last year. The IRS is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:06:34 No.30254504 >>30254423 a hobo is technically behaving in an eccentric fashion...

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:07:07 No.30254520
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>>30254053
I don't know really. At the end of the day, I got into all this because I was concerned how fast stocks went back up last march (bought the dip btw), now it feels like a schizo rabbit hole but I can't refute any of the arguments I've seen in favor of inflation. Really, the only bull case I see for USD is congressional inaction, which while plausible for the short term seems unlikely to persist with all political orientations ready to riot in the streets at a moment's notice. And JPow can't just pull a Volcker either and go 10% rates because the gov would literally default, along with a bunch of big companies. It's basically a game of chicken now between the Fed and bondholders and maybe it'll go OK, but maybe not. That's why I won't go 100% cash no matter what happens. I think we'll be lucky if the outcome is a few years of 70's style inflation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:07:25 No.30254533 >>30254460 I fear I've done the same

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:07:43 No.30254548 >>30252981 6 more days

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:07:43 No.30254549 >>30254427 that is a good point. SPY is gonna rebound hard monday morning

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:08:12 No.30254568 File: 1.39 MB, 1314x995, 1614656287118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when will everything drop 20% in one day?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:08:19 No.30254574 File: 510 KB, 1080x1492, 1613507007705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254427 I own over 100 CRBP calls spread across 4 price points and 2 dates. Am I retrarded? Probably. Do I stand to lose little if they go to 0? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:08:31 No.30254581 >>30254520 oops, meant for >>30254092

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:08:39 No.30254583 >>30254520 The outcome will be world war 3 but no one wants to use nukes so everyone's just waiting around

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:09:02 No.30254602 File: 57 KB, 639x426, 1613452773416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254488 go ask /co/? Why would you ask a stocks thread about faggot tranny comics?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:09:10 No.30254605 I've got 4000 shares of AMC and I'll laugh my ass off if it moons.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:09:29 No.30254613 File: 2.88 MB, 4160x3120, Missing GME reaction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254474 No, I'm a tortured genius. An eccentric like Howard Hughes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:11 No.30254636 File: 51 KB, 706x960, 1611636236020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253444 Gee I wonder who is behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:28 No.30254646 >>30254613 Post your piss bottle collection already

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:34 No.30254650 >>30254485 Will do. Thanks for the idea brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:39 No.30254653 >>30254613 that depends entirely on your net worth

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:40 No.30254655
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>>30254402
I would not frame it as "delta risk" but rather "delta probability"

Remember that the definition of delta is " the amount an option price is expected to move based on a $1 change in the underlying stock. " but here is the real useful fact about delta:

delta almost linearly correlates to the probability of an option finishing out the money.

So that is why far otm stocks have a low delta, they are gambles. low probability of expiring out the money. so they are cheap. lotto tickets.
>>30254549
Yup. I expect they will drive up CRBP sometime tomorrow or next week.

Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:51 No.30254662
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>>30254431
>I am committed to LARPing and insist on keeping up this charade of being a phenomenal trader rather than a SOXL tranny that held too long
Yeah, bud, I liked to pretend too sometimes. But then I got a hot blonde stripper gf and now I don’t have to.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:53 No.30254664
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Futures already dumping back down

I think I might sell tomorrow. This downtrend could last for quite some time and so far I haven't seen anything that tells me there is a reversal incoming.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:10:53 No.30254665 >>30254613 if you were born 300 years ago they would have knocked you unconscious and thrown you off a cliff

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:11:09 No.30254670 >>30254416 I never got mine, something about 1 years return being audited for disaster relief, and the other because I didn't amend my obamacare tax credits. Truth

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:11:16 No.30254673 >>30252922 I bought at $1.10 so I'm sure that I'll be quite comfy for a while yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:11:58 No.30254697 File: 116 KB, 1544x1139, 32432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any 140 IQ big dick chads itt or just me?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:11:59 No.30254698 File: 81 KB, 468x613, article-0-0B3667C900000578-176_468x613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254613 i lived in a place like that for a while, it was comfy in a weird way. i miss it sometimes.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:07 No.30254701

>>30254488
>I didnt say I collect comic books
Nah I read right the first time, and you're lying.

How do you just come into 5 boxes of comic books with no incline towards comics?

You robbing high schoolers again? Steal them from your little brother?

Also, nice 8s

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:12 No.30254706 >>30254423 New interior design style: Rats Ass -- gonna be so in when inflation kicks in and rates go thru the roof.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:14 No.30254710 >>30254613 do you sleep in that box? looks comfy, you should try it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:23 No.30254718 >>30254613 I have you bear anon. I live in a van. Currently in my tent right now though. I think more people should get used to living rough or homelessing sooner rather than later. Not gonna post pics of my tent since it's too dark.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:29 No.30254719

>>30254655
>So that is why far otm stocks have a low delta, they are gambles. low probability of expiring out the money.
Holy fucking shit i typed this ALL wrong. I meant to say that is why far otm stocks have low delta, they have a low probability of expiring IN the money.
>>30254574
No you are not retarded, just an oddly wide spread of calls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:30 No.30254722 >>30253587 Based Don.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:30 No.30254723 >>30254662 >But then I got a hot blonde stripper gf pics?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:40 No.30254726 File: 3.09 MB, 401x498, shamiko_cry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna fucking kill myself bros... I hate myself...

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:12:48 No.30254734
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I wanted to hit 100k in my account by the end of March. I will not be able to do that unless SOXL somehow magically shoots up to $50 a share. I'm actually an idiot. I'm not smart. I don't know why I ever bother trying, nothing works. I've lost all my friends, I've lost my family, I wanted that $100k for a down payment so maybe I could have SOMETHING in my life and now it's gone. I'm pathetic.

I'm continuing to not do well tonight.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:13:26 No.30254759 >>30254655 This is erroneous information.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:13:27 No.30254762 File: 409 KB, 975x806, Screenshot_20210304-231113_Google News.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was thinking about selling but we may get a pump from the stimulus hype. Also, Crammer says its time to sell so its time to buy and hold desu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:13:35 No.30254766 im selling tommorow, this is going to be a multi day slide, including gap downs next week

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:13:58 No.30254776 File: 1.51 MB, 1229x817, 1614109299231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > down 50 percent on aqb >Pr report of some director involved in some shady shit Im not sure to stay on this ride anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:07 No.30254782 >>30253783 Nigger do you even know what a limit order is?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:19 No.30254789 >>30254734 damn chill man, the market is brutal....don't let it do that to you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:23 No.30254795 File: 23 KB, 620x399, 1613453283958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254718 how do you get power and internet and shit like that in a van/tent?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:24 No.30254796 >>30254734 search foresty forest

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:36 No.30254803 >>30254726 k just go out in a blaze of glory

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:36 No.30254804 >>30253130 >finance guy >he cannot get a short squeeze Was this interview filmed in a lobotomy clinic?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:36 No.30254805 If any of you are out of options after the crash, join the us army infantry. I’ll be waiting for you at sand hill lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:42 No.30254812 >>30254759 I corrected my mistake >>30254719

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:14:43 No.30254813 >>30254701 nah they were from someone in the family who had a stroke. I honestly don't really know anything about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:15:10 No.30254838 File: 304 KB, 376x426, 154027454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30252834

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:15:26 No.30254849

>>30254520
>inflation
Supply-demand imbalances will result in short term price increases, but not the type of inflation that the Fed is after. They have a somewhat moderate outlook for the labor market, which is the driver for real inflation (by the Fed's terms) via sustained broad labor market participation and sustained wage appreciation. By the Fed's and CBO's data, we are a long way off from that, so easy monetary policy will be the norm until such a time as we see a strong recovery behind us in the labor market. So, I guess it depends on what your definition of is, is.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:15:50 No.30254864

>>30254520
DESU owning equity in solid companies is a good thing, you won't realize gains when they are 90% down, but if there is inflation the valuations of value stocks will still be just as high. If interest rates hit in, value stocks will still hold. It's just about what would survive.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:15:57 No.30254872 File: 1.90 MB, 2448x3264, 023 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254646 I've never pissed in a bottle in my life. Although I do shoot wood pigeons in my back garden and eat them sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:16:00 No.30254876 File: 88 KB, 1200x775, bear_stearns_chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254762 This is literally the first time I have ever agreed with Cramer. Weird. I'm seeing so much denial reflected in low volume price action all day every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:16:03 No.30254877 >>30254805 >the jew reveals his master plan to shake out retail and turn gme bagholders into cannon fodder

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:16:23 No.30254893 >>30253783 Still a long way till the bottom boys

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:16:32 No.30254897 >>30254734 Remember when I told you to put into index mutual funds right when you hit 100K and never look back? That said, I will pray for you Anon. It is all relative anyway. I'm sitting on even less than you are right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:16:56 No.30254906 File: 53 KB, 512x512, cokepepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy shit I need RIG to go up tomorrow If it doesn't I think this is it lads

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:17:21 No.30254918
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>>30253130
yeah it's that or some stanford graduate hedge fund analysts decided to take out Melvin for a summer bonus, and bankrupted a bunch of middle class rh traders in the process for the added endorphin rush

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:17:35 No.30254924 File: 475 KB, 215x194, 1614315829657.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254805 oy vey

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:17:43 No.30254933 Why did none of you sell 3 days ago when I told you we were going to at least 370 levels on SPY?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:17:43 No.30254934 >>30254795 Internet from cell phone (25/Month unlimited data). Power from batteries and solar

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:17:50 No.30254940 >>30253301 Just tell him to kill himself. Alternatively, he can just close his account, lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:17:50 No.30254941 >>30254710 It was a wardrobe that I threw on the floor after I almost invested in GME before the 1000% pump but bought RIDE instead because some faggot shilled it here. I have a comfy bed, with a mattress and then a memory foam mattress on top of it.

>>	Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:18:09 No.30254957 File: 71 KB, 652x1239, A30C0633-DE0A-4997-8224-0E4F8C2E9779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254723 I’ve already posted some. There’s a WEBM somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:18:11 No.30254958 >>30254805 >die for the goy in some desert shithole y tho

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:18:54 No.30254985 >>30254734 You might not make it when you want to make it, but as long as you hang in there and keep punching, you'll make it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:18:56 No.30254987 >>30254933 every single night some retard predicts a crash tomorrow

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:19:12 No.30255004

>>30254734
It will be fine anon but SOXL is a shit investment and you should consider exiting it soon. Leveraged ETFs are not something anyone should ever long. I explained this over the weekend when one of the faggot SOXL pumpers was trying to promote it. If you hold then I hope it pumps so you can exit clear but here's a tip for you and others on this board: Any time you are getting that delusional feeling about what you're "going to be able to do" with your money, that's a huge sell signal. Always sell at that point. ALWAYS sell on delusion. Because it's universal. We all think and emote basically the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:19:13 No.30255006 File: 3.65 MB, 2432x1769, pepe oil baron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You had two months to invest in oil. You had all day to re-invest into bear ETFS for trannyconductors

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:19:26 No.30255013 >>30254933 Hindsight is 2020. I cut loose some bags today. Still holding VTI...down $40...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:19:26 No.30255014 File: 110 KB, 1080x724, original_197394317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253783 this question is so dumb it actually made me sad, please stay away from stocks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:19:40 No.30255022 >>30253130 >It takes all of WSB to form one single intelligence kek

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:19:42 No.30255024 >>30254958 He's retarded. If you really want to join the military, try to end up in a healthcare or techical position so you can parlay that into a civilian career.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:19:46 No.30255028 >>30254872 Thanks anon, I was having a bad day but at least I am not a schitzo like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:20:43 No.30255069 File: 299 KB, 1088x816, 0_d-NnDg3NOaaVm83U_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254987 Yeah but everything I say is correct and I've literally never been wrong when I post something here.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:20:57 No.30255080

>>30254813
Well look man, best bet is to head up to a comic book shop or get in contact with someone who can appraise them. Head back here after you get the cash in hand and figure out what to do.

Best of luck to your family member whose left you in charge of his collection and which you have decided to pawn. If they died then RIP and they are watching you touch yourself at night from Heaven (or Hell, that's a real possibility if they supported Biden).

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:20:57 No.30255081 > homeland security investigating “connections between Q-Anon movement and recent stock manipulation” Making money is now domestic terrorism

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:20:58 No.30255082 >>30253214 Enerflex

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:21:01 No.30255085 >>30254706 Based, I'm going to be an interior designer now. I'll just go into peoples homes and have a tantrum and charge them $10k.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:21:26 No.30255101 >>30255069 dang let me write your id down so i know it's you next time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:21:45 No.30255112 >>30254957 Ugly expensive whore. I guess thats the best an indian man can do.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:21:55 No.30255117 >>30255081 You're actually making money?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:22:17 No.30255130 File: 32 KB, 600x338, sad_poketrainer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When da fug is the line gonna go up again?!

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:22:20 No.30255132

>>30254849
I guess there is a difference between inflation and currency devaluation even though they have a similar effect on the USD. If I had to distinguish, I'm more concerned about artificial loss of purchasing power from helicopter money than I am about "real" economic overheating. This doesn't seem to be like WWII or the 70's where we had huge industrial infrastructure, all of that's been long gutted and shipped abroad and while devaluation might create the conditions that could reverse that, it won't happen overnight.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:22:28 No.30255134 >market takes a fat dump >BTC memers think shitcoins have decoupled from the stock market >enter BTC shorts for easy money Fucking worthless coins.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:22:46 No.30255148 >>30255081 I mean, it does terrorize a certain demographic

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:22:48 No.30255149 >>30255024 thought it was obv that chairforce healthcare/tech position was the way to go didn't think people would be retarded enough to go INF in this day and age

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:22:56 No.30255153 >>30255069 Is that you, Burry? Is C still a buy?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:22:57 No.30255154 >>30253783 Get yur ass up n sell it

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:01 No.30255160

>>30254987
Dude, the parties over.

Market is hitting crazy ATH while the economy is in the shitter. Unemployment. Inflation.
People are gettin spooked, TSLA is over, ARK is over.

I told this general to sell two weeks ago and people like you said "hurr bears say that every day", now look where we are.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:02 No.30255159 >>30255081 GME is gonna hit $300 tomorrow. Trust the plan. -Q

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:04 No.30255161 >>30254796 That guy's great and it fucks me up how many great guys like him there are out there doing shit like that all alone. I just watched The Frozen Road and it really hammered me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:04 No.30255164 >>30255130 Just turn your screen upside down

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:11 No.30255169 >>30255117 I have an amazing ability called setting up an autosell at 10% gains on anything that I don’t actually have total faith in

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:15 No.30255172 >>30255134 whats your floor target?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:16 No.30255175 File: 1.90 MB, 3120x4160, IMG_20210127_052406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254653 I'm a millionaire, of course. Although I live with my parents because its free and my mummy cooks for me and makes me coffee.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:18 No.30255177 >>30253783 I know a guy who is selling them real cheap. $22.50 for 75 stocks. Tomorrow and Saturday. Sunday is a religious day and he can't do business. He's going out of business so he's having a sale. Do you want his name?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:19 No.30255182 >>30254077 look them all up online and see how much they are selling for, then decide if that's a worthwhile price. if you get a good customer base you could actually do it for part time work.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:52 No.30255199

>>30255004
I've been averaging down this whole time and I'm still down. I'll feel like an idiot if it starts going up and I miss the ship.

>>30254897
>>30254796
>>30254985
Thanks guys. I put on some Deep Space 9 and that always cheers me up, but I'm still really unsure of myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:53 No.30255200 >>30255081 Trust two weeks. Wait the plan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:23:57 No.30255202 >>30255081 >TRUST THE PLAN GME is financial Qanon. There's overlap but no coordination.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:24:03 No.30255205 File: 449 KB, 750x828, 1613923600573.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If 298 QQQ support breaks there is no support anywhere anymore, lads. From there it is a free fall bungee jump without a rope

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:24:18 No.30255211 >>30255028 *Schizo And no, I'm not a schizo, I'm an eccentric high functioning autist.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:24:26 No.30255217 >>30255175 gonna take at least a few hundred mil to qualify as eccentric

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:24:38 No.30255226 File: 75 KB, 683x444, 1613361826624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255069 Dr. Burry where is the floor this time and when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:24:58 No.30255242 >>30255081 Beating hedge funds at their own game is racist.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:24:59 No.30255245 >>30255169 I have an amazing ability called >I started last month and have never seen 10% gains

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:25:03 No.30255247 File: 39 KB, 600x338, 1614921737181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255130 never

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:25:33 No.30255268 >>30255205 if only there were some way to profit when line go down

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:25:51 No.30255277 >>30255159 If my id has a Q in it then he's right

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:25:59 No.30255283 >>30254762 Wait he actually called gor investors to sell and boycott JPOW bullshit non-YCC?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:26:30 No.30255307 >>30255175 what is that, shit on your ceiling?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:26:49 No.30255322 >>30255277 :O

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:26:52 No.30255324 >>30255245 welcome to the club now fuck off. get filtered.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:27:09 No.30255335 >>30255277 >dubs >Q Big if true

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:27:15 No.30255337 >>30255277 Game ov- Press start to continue.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:27:17 No.30255340 >>30255226 Absolute floor is S&P at 2700-2600 but it will take a couple years.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:27:24 No.30255345 >>30255268 I’m starting to believe that gentiles can’t process the concept of a put or even just buying short etfs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:27:30 No.30255348 >>30254941 >taking investment advice from /biz/ See, that's the definitive proof you're a schizo.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:27:44 No.30255364

>>30255199
I hope you get your pump anon. Just be sure to exit if you do. If you want to play the lottery there are better instruments than leveraged ETFs, which in my opinion are the sewer bowl of the market. You could get the same play with degenerate SPY weeklies and not lose sleep at night if they turn against you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:27:59 No.30255380 Buy and hold these in the long run USMJ WCVC PAOG MINE ZOM SNDL Buy the dips! You'll thank me later. t. Pennyfag

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:28:00 No.30255382 >>30255307 No, air rifle pellet holes in my wall from target practice in my bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:28:24 No.30255402 >>30254734 dude you have like 80-90k USD, get the fuck out of here with that whining you don't know what it's like to be a poorfag

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:28:38 No.30255418 >>30255345 gentiles unironically believe that profiting off the stock market at all beyond a 401k is morally wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:28:44 No.30255421 File: 386 KB, 640x750, 1613362907261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255340 where do you think we bounce then, end of this month?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:28:48 No.30255425 >>30255345 I already know kikes have no sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:29:35 No.30255449 File: 2.90 MB, 3120x4160, IMG_20200508_225007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Call me a schizo all you like, but in reality I'm an eccentric with a cool watch!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:29:42 No.30255455 >>30252834 Who is that girl in the picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:29:55 No.30255466 >>30255425 That was in agreement with the musing poster I responded to, genius

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:30:01 No.30255471 >>30254504 Hobos are quite eccentric of you talk to them. Some are multimillionaires. Met a guy who left Goldman Sachs at 33 with millions in the bank to go ride the rails around the country.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:30:35 No.30255499

>>30255425
Nasty fucking hateful scum bags all of you are. I'm a 56 year old truck driver who is married to a Jewish women who saved my life. You fucking people think the world would be a better place place if she was dead and you disgusting fucking animals deny the historical FACT that 6 million Jews were killed during the holocaust. How fucking dare you, if I met any of you fucking scum bags in real life and you have the balls to spew your hatred in front of me I will sock you so hard in the jaw your grand kids will feel it. This anti semetic crap doesn't have a place in our modern world you horrible fucking offensive dogs.I'm more than happy to be an avid member of the Jewish community of Montreal's events where we share food and dance together with people from all walks of life and different cultures, diversity is beautiful and I have my wife to thank for introducing me to those community events. You're all slime balls, nasty fucking humans, you all should be ashamed of yourselves

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:30:58 No.30255515 Name 3 stocks you're all anxiously waiting to dip a bit harder before going in on. >TSLA >TSM >NVDA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:31:23 No.30255526 >>30255449 You are a schizo, but you didn't even write your own operating system to talk to God, which makes you a noob schizo on top of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:31:37 No.30255530 >>30255217 I'll get there eventually, just need to get in a few big pumps and then I'm there, in eccentric territory.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:31:41 No.30255532 >>30255499 yea like he said we already know kikes have no sense of humour

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:31:48 No.30255537 >>30255499 how do I short stale pasta

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:32:25 No.30255559 >>30255471 Yah I met a guy who sucks cock in alleyways for meth, left Goldman Sachs at 31. He has some great stories about his trading days.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:32:47 No.30255579 >>30255515 this is not a christian website and you need to repent for visiting here cathie wood

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:33:13 No.30255598 >>30253130 This is literally some of the dumbest shit I've ever read.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:33:34 No.30255618 File: 1.45 MB, 3264x2448, 125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255526 Did Terry Davis have a load of cool guns like me? I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:34:06 No.30255640 >>30255499 is this a new copypasta??

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:34:21 No.30255647

>>30254876
And look at the VIX it has barely moved.

I’m afraid I didn’t short enough cause I sold what at the tome were an eye water number of short calls for where we were. Now those calls are under 50% what I sold them for. Today I figured I’d fade the oil rally and buy the bond dip. Those were mistakes so far but it’s all short options so I have time and room. I’m almost always a few days early.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:34:30 No.30255654

>>30255421
I almost never take shots in the dark on month/month moves like this but my instincts are telling me that we'll bounce off 3600, trade the 3600-3700 range and break out somewhere toward the end of March to the upside.
Which will of course be the "return to normal" bull trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:34:42 No.30255665 File: 313 KB, 1101x677, soxl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30254876

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:34:45 No.30255669 File: 32 KB, 867x492, Crushing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255579 pls buy them I'm going to get assassinated if it dips more

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:35:02 No.30255677 >>30255340 so we're basically going straight down for two years? shiiieeet

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:35:33 No.30255701 File: 87 KB, 590x480, 1585701063192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255499 I hate blacks I hate spics I hate jews I hate chinks I hate arabs I hate mongoloids i hate lesbians but i love Oil stocks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:36:34 No.30255749 >>30255640 It's my fucking life you fucking assholes, I come here everyday but after a while the bullshit wears on me and today was a bad day for retail traders

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:36:58 No.30255765 RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE >>30255265 >>30255265 >>30255265 RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE >>30255265 >>30255265 >>30255265 RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE >>30255265 >>30255265 >>30255265 RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE >>30255265 >>30255265 >>30255265

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:37:20 No.30255780 >>30255647 I was buying puts this morning for $2.00 that were worth $10 after the Powell dump. "Stonks only go up!" meme are making the premium to short in a bear market pretty damn cheap for sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:37:20 No.30255781 >>30255654 We'll be back in the 3900's by next Friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:37:32 No.30255793 >>30255749 hey man its not our fault. blame the jews

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:37:36 No.30255795 >>30255559 Yah I met a guy who sucks cock in gloryholes for fun, left Goldman Sachs at 35. He has some great stories about his sucking dick

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:37:46 No.30255804 File: 1.25 MB, 375x250, DampCleverAmericankestrel-small.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255701 I am with you there my friend, except for Idi Amin.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:38:17 No.30255817

>make half a months salary in initial GME craziness
>buy more and end up losing entire months salary
>It's ok, I still got my semiconductor and green energy bois
>past three weeks destroys that so in the red compared to two years ago

I don't know if I should still hold or just cut losses and move on
Worried that tech will fall further, shit doesn't makes sense though
Thinking of uninstalling my app to prevent panic selling

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:38:26 No.30255830 File: 130 KB, 672x630, 34dfds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30255765 my man

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:39:30 No.30255867 >>30255665 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:41:38 No.30255960 >>30253599 I sure hope not I was about to jack off to this no lie

Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:43:00 No.30256018

>>30255421
We bounce tomorrow off 3650ish as people panic sell and capitulate then rally into the close. Rally continues Monday on short covering and when people start to think we are good the rug pull comes and we go limit down over and over into a full on 25% correction before the fed steps back in with helicopter money. Or we crash down 70% by EOY

Place your bets!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:43:36 No.30256043 >>30255618 >No Mosin >Just a bunch of gaudy, painted hunting rifles Lame

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 5, 2021 00:48:26 No.30256229 File: 7 KB, 250x221, 1583715892635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30253950 Green was cancelled, only red from here

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