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deflation after printing trillions edition>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>I love Lumhttps://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/>>30238159
>>30240765Should I sell everything or wait?
So what can you anons tell me about Xiaobai Maimai Inc?
>>30240832>no linksyeah that's not an official thread sorry it's disregarded
whats a site where i can overlay different charts of different tickers to compare the overlap?
Complete annihilation tomorrow
>>30240832>links the shitty thread with no OPpretty sure you're the faggot
>SOXL down 3% AHI will never recover from this. I did everything right - I bought back in on red days, I had tons of cash, and I'm STILL LOSING MONEY
WTF is going on
>>30240827Will tomorrow be red again?
>>30240827are lum posters based
the market and economy are so fucking gay and retarded
Reposting. Please tell me how fucked I am.
>>30240765I'm going to buy puts for everything ETFs are selling.good ruck amassoon.
>>30240907Same shit as last March. Buckle up for the SPY halts.
LOL where are the SOXL cucks now? I warned you fags
I sold soxl covered calls earlier this week so I guess I'm riding this nigga down to zero
CASH GANG KEEPS WINNING
>>30240916guess we'll have to see if SOXL recovers
MAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOPMAKE IT STOP>MAKE IT STOP
Why do you retards use robinhood over moomoo? You can trade chinese a shares on moomoo
Sooooooo, is it finally a good time to buy NAK2?
>>30240982it will recover without question (eventually)
Holy fuck the absolute state of SOXL right now. Glad I didn't buy into it last week.
Latinas keep the bobos away with their chanclas!
>>30240765>>30240907Market might get rekt bro.
reposting so none of you faggots miss this, no excuses>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 years>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 years>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 years>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 yearsBUY THE DIP, STUPID!!Do not sell the bottom!!https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix>-4,255,747,479 GEXBUY. THE. DIP.Remember your training. Do not give in to despair. Stay level headed and rational. Buy while others are panicking.>BUY>WHEN>THERE>IS>BLOOD>IN>THE>STREETSThis is unironically the biggest buy signal you can getGEX is currently lower than it was during the March crash!! Think about that!!BUY THE FUCKING DIP FAGGOTS.Guide for newfags:https://joapen.com/blog/2019/10/15/dix-and-gex-indicators/>When GEX is a high number, it acts as a brake on market price.>When GEX is low (including negative), it acts as an accelerator.BUY. THE. FUCKING. DIP.
>>30240827Is jerome powel a worthless sack of shit
>>30240990Nice try, Chang
>Barely no buying on futures
>>30240765>GME GREEN>MARKET IS RED>GME RED>MARKET IS GREENHow many more months will this go on?
The US Dollar is the world reserve currency. Can't they just print that shit forever? Even Buffet said so. Not only that, all the markets are betting that the US economy will recover first and fastest with the most gains. So all the doomsayers are retarded, for the next year at least.There are too many people pretending to be economists here. None of you actually know what's happening and are just parroting what you hear in the media.This is why everybody is selling, because they're being told to do so through subliminal and direct RED BREAKING NEWS messages about the impending collapse. Also because of a weird cyclic fear that somehow the market's meant to repeat last year's march, so it has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. And there's a more sinister move to directly target all the things retail investors got into in the last 12 months to discourage small retail investors.
hey i'm in etoro what should i buy tomorrow
>>30241003NAK2 double the NAK always a wise call my friend. If NAK drops another 20c I would buy it.
So I think my strategy will be to watch carefully at open and wait for a qqq rally or SQQQ to enter a continuation pattern trading sideways, then buy at a low point and hopefully get out at a similar high like today like 5-8% and if I get really lucky and sleep joe blows up the market even more, thanks for your help anons hopefully I can make it
>>30240970That is correct for days like today anon. Some days though when the chance of a crash is low, it's best to be in stocks.
>people exiting bonds>people exiting stocks>people exiting bitcoin>people exiting boomer rocksdeflation 2.0: you can (not) print enough
>>30240827Is GME going to $300 or more tomorrow?
>>30241047I think we have at least another week of dumping
>>30240765SOXL shills get the rope
>>30241050ask Greg Manarinonot the 8ball
what would you say to him if he was in front of you?
>>30241047WHAT'S A GEX THOUGH
>>30240945I'm $1600 down on SOXL so not too bad. I might just walk away from my brokerage for a few months and come back
>>30241047should we wait til the DIX goes up? wouldn't that indicator dark pools buying the dip? I'd rather follow smart money than stick my neck out.
Now that it’s been confirmed that crypto is officially in the fear stage, what’s the bottom for bitcoin, and why haven’t you sold your miners?
Well I'll be a son of a bitch. Looks like we got 1 more red day ahead of us, brace for the pain tomorrow. Maybe we get a reversal before market open tomorrow. Or it is time for true blood. Either way, I don't expect more after this, we have reached a ridiculous point by now. Even March last year didn't go down this often this continuously. Buy more SOXL unironically once it dumps.
I'm going to open a Roth IRA in order to trade and avoid capital gains since I just end up reinvesting everything anyway. What should I be aware of besides the money being tied up until long after I've necked myself.
>>30241062Sir, this is a stock trading board not a political theater
>>30241047Note to self, don't trade futures at Peter Schiff's house.
Is Friday or next Monday the gonna one green day this week?
>>30240827Will i ever make it
>>30241166What the hell can they even do about it anyway?
>>30241249>Fridaybruh did you look at the futures lmao
>>30241047Market will still bleed tomorrow.
>>30241126i love buying that shitcoin just to sell calls. Mine's going no fucking where, if it pops and i get assigned i'll just wait 6 months and rebuy, just to sell calls
>>30241200can i borrow 20 dollars?
>>30241047That's not how it works. It could mean there is more selling to come, or a temporary bounce.
>>30241200fuck the haters keep on keeping on, Sir.
>>30241249Ask the 8 ball.
Can I get some lum lewds?
>>30240827will I make it
>>30241214look at every previous dip - go to the chart, look at the previous times S&P500 has dipped over the past 7 years - look at where GEX was when the dip bottomed out and then rebounded
>>30241249Friday nobody will be left alive.
>>30241348lum is for love not for lewd
>>30241093I agree with everything except the printing infinite money part. But I could be wrong about that. However, it’s true no one has a clue about what’s going on. Why people bother with stories and don’t just trade is funny to me.
>>30241207He's like james bond but a gecko. Or you could read the fucking link he posted you lazy nigger
>>30241200"Sir please stop talking about niggers and fix the market."
>>30240860Marketwatch Advanced Charting? It can be kinda shit though.
>>30241093How about the fact stocks are at higher prices than they were before rona and the economy is worse than it was before rona. A bigger bubble right now..
ME AM RED
how many ITT tried to catch the knife today
>>30240827Am I retarded?
Can I get some fat Lum cosplayers?
>>30241047>muh dark poolsFuck off with your pseudoscience indicators
what do I do with my 2k SOXL $28 average? Fuck
>>30241200You're a pretty decent guy, but QE was on for far too long bro. TSLA, UBER, niggers getting jobs after leaving jail, the signs we're all there.
Pulling out last month just to take gains, and hooooooly fuck am I feeling like I dodged a bullet. So when exactly is the bottom?
>>30241226btc will probably struggle to break 40k and bfarf is profitable there. But i did sell my miners, at a loss. I'll rebuy later
>>30241426sell now and invest in $ROPE
>>30241310>>30241302>>30241167buy the bottom tomorrowwe will be bouncing, HARD, on monday, just like last weekglobal markets are all shitting themselves currentlythis is irrational, fearful, panicked sellingdo not follow the fearful crowd
>>30241395People are going to yell "bubble bubble" until the bubble bursts and then they'll claim "I told you so!" without specifying that they've been saying bubble will burst for 3-5 years while everybody was in fact making money from the bull market.
Why is the fed acting stupid?
>>30241367yea i get that, just wondering if you had any deeper insight than that. also i dont know how to overlap charts of different tickers
Just friendly reminder. More and more meme stocks will end up like AQB the longer this goes. Either join cash gang or invest in blue chips with good dividend yield and little to no debt. Also commodities will be safe during inflation, but again. Avoid stocks ridden with debt, increased interest rates will eat them up.Good luck.
>>30241424>he thinks dark pool data doesn't matter
>>30241507retail market is the largest it's ever been and the most subject to fear
>>30241275They will go up right? Tonight... right?
>>30241426i'll trade you 100 doge
The market is a gud boi he dindu nuffi
>>30241470shit man what was your cost per share on BFARF?
>>30241047>GUYS THE ZIG IS ZAGGING, BUY MY BAGS
>>30240827>>30241350GIVE IT TO ME
>>30241459Start accumulating when prices from Feb is down 20%-40%
>>30241424cringe and bluepilled
>>30241241Lol fair enough. But I think you can trade Chinese companies on Robinhood. But is there a difference?
>>30241590When the 10 hits 2% next week what happens?
>>30241519Just described PETER LEEDSGREG MANARINOGEORGE GAMMANyoutube doomers DOOMER TUBE
Portfolio dropped from 8.3k to 2.7k. Still calls deep at the worst possible time. Unsure if to sell and recuperate, or just hold and prepare for the bloodbath. How demoralizing.
>>30241625yeah, I totally own the entire stock market.
>>30240827Is this going to lead to another major crash?
>>30241521JPOW has two objectives>Low unemployment>Inflation at 2% annualizedThe stock market is not his concern(I have zero clue why the fuck he's so wishy-washy.)
It keeps going down
>yc already at 1.6%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
NOKNOKbuy the dip? GET ON THE crab Train
I'm holding for the long run, so I'll probably wind up buying some more ETF's tomorrow if it keeps going down.Currently my portfolio consists primarily of VTI, VGT, and VXUS. Most of my gains are from VGT, which I bought mostly at around $170-$200 years ago. Should I take the risk and buy more VGT while the tech bubble is deflating? Or focus on some splitting between VTI and VXUS?
>>30241607i bought and sold so many times i don't fucking remember. Lost like 1500 on the last trade, I think. I don't really pay attention that well
>>30241507>we will be bouncing, HARD,Maybe. But the bounce could be a dead cat, falter, and lead to even more selling. We are in risk off territory. Meaning the bottom is not known yet. Catching a bounce is for experienced traders with lots of experience, and even they get burned sometimes. I would recommend newer traders to wait for clarification over the next week or so before buying.
>>30241643Then you'll see some real red wojaks.
>no bf to rest your head on as your portfolio crashes
>>30241643Literally zoom out.
>>30241519So many doomers out there but look at TSLA after hours and tell me that doesn't look ugly...
>>30241092Hedgies getting fucked is raping the market at large.
>>30241662Take solace in the fact that you're not a street shitter
>>3024104710 yr bond mooning still though
>>30241590i dont know anything about the bond marketso yields are going up which makes bonds more lucrative, but yields are only going up in the first place because people are selling off bonds for cheaper? But now people are selling equities because the risk-reward of the cheap bonds is much more appealing now, but the bond yields are still going up since people are selling more of them?huh?? how do i learn the bond market??
>>30241200The courage to act
the near future is gonna be a fuck. markets about to crash from fed rates, but also the markets about to get 2 trillion fun bucks.who wins?
>>30241681Can Fed even make unemployment lower
>>30241745>that id and postlmfao I can't
>>30241721I don't know about you, but I'm selling my VTI tomorrow.
>>30240886>I just needed it to not be so fucking red today and it couldn't even do that
>>30241733>I would recommend newer traders to wait for clarification over the next week or so before buying.That's fair
>>30240623>>30240745I'd say we have a few more days of dropping. Still plenty of confusion, dip buying, portfolio gawking.But hey, maybe GEX overrides that and African American pools are right calling this the bottom.
>>30241747Oh it looks ugly alright, but it doesn't mean anybody accurately predicted it, since they're predicting doom and gloom EVERY week.
>>30241639Yes, the ones on robinhood are US ADR listed chinese stocks, these are mainland Chinese A shares. Big difference, one is like only being able to trade US megacaps in the SPY and the other is like being able to buy smallcaps with huge upside
>>30241746>what is time value of money >what is inflation >what is localized long/short time preference calculation >>30241747Is Tesla still valued at 1000x P/E ?
What the FUCK happened? I didn't pay attention to the market for one day and everything crashed.
>>30241519they say this and it's true, but then they get indignant when the crooked bankers just pull some shit and start a war or fudge numbers to keep the profit coming. All you really need to do is sell before the dip, then buy the all time low. That's something I'm not able to do though so I guess I'll just hold and wait to see what trick these fuckers have up their sleeves.
>>30241681> low unemploymentImpossible when 70% of local businesses remain forced closed> 2% inflationImpossible when you quintupled the money supply in a yearIt’s been a century, depression starts NOW
>>30241786what do you think the TSA is? the federal government loves it jobs programs for retards
Wtf just happened
>>30241092Someone bought 16.5m of DEEP ITM GME calls today. This show ain't ending anytime soon.
I'm genuinely tired of this cocktease of a crash. The market is acting like a gf who doesn't know what she wants for lunch. Either crash or don't.
>>30241786>Print money to give to banks to make loans to businesses>Businesses use the loans to remain operational without layoffsYeah
>>30241662I wanted to make fun of you at first, but I’ve been there. Hopefully you can learn from this, but it’s obviously a rough place to be in. I can’t tell you what to do but I hope things work out in the long run.
Well guess ill keep dcaing into soxl in my roth. Fuck it. Going to pick up 2k worth more tomorrow or Monday whenever the money settles
>>30241747Also a stock that was worth $200 early last year becoming a $4000 dollar (pre-split price) stock this year, people have to be delusional to think it wouldn't hit a major correction eventually. Doesn't mean the company's shit or has no future, but still.
>Largest mortgage lender in the USA>Closed 320B worth of mortgages in 2020>Highest customer satisfaction by JD Power 2010-2020>Based as fuck founder and CEO>Best tech of any mortgage company>Massive revenue growthWhy have't you bought?
Any AMC bros out there?
question for bobos, if we enter a negative downward trend then SQQQ decay is negated in the same way TQQQ decay is negated in a bull market, correct?so if we entered a bleedout then SQQQ could feasibly see TQQQ 2020 recovery levels of returns?asking for a friend
so what is the most oversold stock right now? NIO? I'm looking for something that just went way overboard and got completely fucked today for unjustifiable reasons.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
>>30241822JP shidded and farded on TV
>>30241820999 P/E yikes!!!
>>30241833That's FISCAL policy, you eternal poorfag!!
>>30241784China, since all that money is getting spent on cheap plastic shit
>Wakeup>All I see is redHELP
>>30241896I'm not buying your bags
>>30240827Oh Great Magic-Ball, will I ever get a white gf and why she marry me?
>after hours redGreen day tomorrow confirmed
>>30241896Eat shit Mark.
DNN bros. What are you doing?
>>30241822>one dayIt's been two weeks, brah.
>>30242030how many times do we have to teach you this lesson bitch
>>30241674but how do i know this zig will cause a postive zag in the market zigzagging?
>>30241984I'm not selling (:
The true dip is gonna be may 19th
>>30242030Red stocks at morning traders take warningRed stocks at night trader’s delight
Can anyone understand why Square (Jack Dorsey), a financial services company, acquired Tidal, a music streaming company?
>>30241906If cash is considered better than SQQQ, then even SQQQ will fall during a crash.
When this place gets bearish as fuck the market always gets green the next day
>>30240827will i financially recover from this?
Hey everyone. Please be patient and take the walk before you run approach. I don't want anyone here getting beat up.~DonCielo Waste Solutions
>>30241871It's just a time to be really careful out there! Look at how fucked the commercial real estate situation is or bitcoin or......
>>30241896Don't forget>Cathie will include it in ARKX just because of the fucking name
>>30242084reminder you could have liquidated and bought SQQQ or SOXS and then rebought your positions later if you listened to the bobos
>>30241426Buy 30 more shares and run the wheel
What the fuck bros you told me today was the dip... I have no money left to buy anymore tomorrow
>>30242105how could cash be better than SQQQ, what do you mean by this>>30242109wishful thinking
As somebody who bought INTC as his first ever stock back in 2012 and just left it there and never sold or took profit (I did the same with MSFT), I gotta ask, is this everybody's first experience with a major correction? firsttime.jpg
This is what happens when you're 60% nio. And you fall for aqb, and you fail at options.I sold off all my memes though. I am fuckiing angry I wasn't selling covered calls on nio all the way down. That was free fucking money. I have 240 shares at 9 average.
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man there's not even gonna be a price to sell when the markets finally open back up,
>>30241638fund manager boomers with access to dark pools don't know anything we don't
So...safe to say those of us who bought the dip today are fucked tomorrow?
>>30242103probably because he thinks he can make money with it
>>30242122What's this guy's problem?
>>30242103still wondering ya. I'm hoping tidal artists get charged for using sq apps in some way. surely they will profit somehow
>>30241815Interesting. Thanks for the tip, fren
>>30242063It was recovering for the last few days.
>>30242201Do you have that hilarious example budget they got shit for? The one that didn't include food?
>>30242192should have listened to the bobos
>>30242064red after hours is the most accurate predictor of green opens, especially in this clown market and even more 20 pts off the high with bobos in full exuberance mode. hilarious how often you retards fall for this shit.
>>30242201I want a #2, #3, and #4. Please supersize it. Oh and a Diet Coke~DonCielo Waste Solutions
>>30241793All according to plan
>>30242166good call, i'm just wary because i'm not sure it's done dropping
>>30242105thats not how SQQQ works kiddo
GEX comin at yascaling in hard but i want to see a massive throbbing horse DIX print before i all in
>>30242263Uh I think that was just Friday and Monday.
>>30242105trying to sound smart by saying dumb shit
Bitcoin + Miners + TSLA + PYPL + SQ + ARK = Fucked
>>30242270>Yo onions McDonald’s!
>>30242194Money is about to become worthless. The only currency that will matter is bullets. The Big Crash is coming faggot.
What does the man behind the curtain have to say about all this?
>>30242201FUCK NO I WILL NEVER GO BACK THERE TO WORK. It was so awful. I ended up just getting so fucked up to even get the courage to go in. I would just be drunk or fucked up on pills on the grill and making sandwiched half the time because the meth head employees would always no show. Nobody ever gave me grief because I still did that job better than anyone there. It was hellish though. I would rather sell drugs and I dont like that idea either.
>>30242355WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO PAYING WITH ROCKS AND PHYSICAL DOLLARS
Stock picks tmrw? Give me some dips to buy
>>30242201Time Management, People Skills, Diligence, Math, and these are the basics. Wait till you get into scheduling, inventory tracking, equipment repair/replacement cycles, advertising, hiring, and M&A.People hate small starts because small minds only see big as good.
>>30240897>I will never recover from this. I did everything right - I bought back in on red days, I had tons of cash, and I'm STILL LOSING MONEYPatience
>>30242380WTF I WAS SPEAKING SPANISH, NOT TALKING ABOUT KEKS
HOW DO YOU PRINT 35%+ OF ALL DOLLARS EVER AND STILL RUN INTO DEFLATION PROBLEMS
>>30242382how many bullets per hr will I be getting paid at MacDonald's when we switch over?
>>30242103>TidalWhat kind of retard pays for streaming music?
>>30242426PIPP. It's literally at NAV and Biden will force Elon to merge it with SpaceX.
>>30242380>>30242435The filter doesn't like spanish
>>30242425There won’t be a monday anon
>>30242345where do i look at gex and dix
Futures blood red...fuck tomorrow is gonna hurt so I've lost so much money and the Dow is hardly down, imagine how little I'd have if the Dow hit 25k.
>>30242435WTF THERES A FILTER ON CU—CK???okay, back to talking about stocks.
>>30240897>doubling down on a leveraged etf literally programmed to approach zero over timeyou did nothing right
>>30242466You download all your songs and put it in your ipod like its 2009? Dumbass
why do people think this is a crash? everybody here sounds like a newfagwow were back to prices 2 months ago, gosh golly its the end of the world. I wont be satisfied until were down at least another 15% market wider, there is no profit to be made otherwiseremember only when stocks become profitable to purchase will people start investing, and the biggest wallets ie funds will only buy once the price is right.
>>30242435you arent allowed to say certain words here
Crashing this market with no survivors
>>30242413Look at the dip right now...
Why is Cramer such a fucking fag? Just yesterday he told people to keep buying. Now he says we are going to crash.
>>30242450All the money is going to like 8 companies then going to china
>>30242510Do you not? Amazon gives you the option to download the tracks for offline listening.
>>30241241>sir this is a wendysshut the fuck up and go back
>>302424260dte 360 SPY puts
>>30241207Strong sell signal.
>>30242535unironically massive buy signal>always inverse Cramer
>>30242510> he pays to not own thingsDo you lease your car too?
>>30242450The latest reports on bank money flow indicate that 40% of all dollars entered two bank accounts and have not left.Yet.
>>30242512no one actually thinks this is a crash, retards larp as bobos every time the market dips. the market will be recovered in 2 trading days at most.
>>30242535Why do people still listen to that faggot?
>>30242512>everybody here sounds like a newfagMost of them are. We'll hit new ATHs multiple times this year, but everyone is acting like it is the end of the fucking world
>>30242535Because he has 1,500,000 in GME
AAAH YOU TOLD ME TO BUY BITCOIN AND NOW IT'S GOING ALL DOWN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MEE!!
>>30242471Lmao SpaceX will never go public because a real rocket company should not be publicly traded.
>>30242512I feel like crash is an overstatement since it’s only been one day. But volatility is expanding here so there’s that.
>>30242382>The only currency that will matter is bullets.Ive been listening to you paranoid doomer faggots say this for years. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, yet /pol/tards somehow manage to never be right
>>30242535I've watched him on Squawk Box for the past week and I have no idea why people take this dude seriously. The whole "I'm a loose cannon who is a straight shooter" schtick wears thin after a few minutes.
>>30240963I made the mistake of waiting for a green day but I still locked in a good premium above my buyin. I for one was intending to hold SOXL for at least 1-2 years anyway, so though its annoying that I could have timed a better entry point, its fine. Just keeping some cash around to scoop up more SOXL cheapies if it keeps doomping to 20-25, which is looking pretty probable at this rate.
>>30242510Yes... Or just listen on youtube if i'm too lazy to look for the file
>>30242466From what I remember, one of Tidal's selling points was that they were streaming lossless quality music, so I guess that might be worth paying for. That still doesn't really explain why Square wanted to buy them, though.
>>30242450maybe they're going somewhere
USD absolutely rocketing up, yet againThe power of this currency while its supposedly 'inflating' is insane, shorting USD is a one way ticket to 100% losses
>>30242642It's not a crash, but it has been 3 weeks, not 1 day. Where have you been?
Bitcoin mining stocks tomorrow........
>>30242535god I hope he's right. probably isnt knowing cramer
>>30242652WE'RE FINANCIALLY RUINED
>>30242535Cramer buys into his own FUD as do his handlers, then he inverses and goes long. He always does this when the market dips or pops.
this seems fitting now
>>30242648He's the reason I stopped watching Squawk. They really need to keep him in his containment show
>>30242263>less than 5% up>"""recovery"""
DNN? Sell or keep it?
>>30242512Well in September I think I just crabbing. I never dropped like this. Maybe nio was in full pump mode then. But not this time. Nio isn't saving me. Im actually starting to get worried.
>>30242715Yeah I'm not looking forward to it. Idk if I should lock in losses but really it's only 7k invested. I'll probably let it ride.
>>30242639I didn't say that Elon would voluntarily agree.
>>30241459Probably soon, they won't let Biden start off on a crash as bad as last year.
>>30242512THIS IS IT. THE ONE. THE BIG ONE. ITS FUCKING. BEAR MARKET FOR THE NEXT 30 FUCKING YEARS. THIS IS BIDEN'S AMERICA. YOU WILL OWN GME AND YOU WILL BE PINK WOJAKING EVERY DAY
>One single green 15 min candle since futures opened
>>30240952Thank god I'm a SOXS Chad
I think ots too late to sell covered calls on nio now...I should have been doing it on the way down. Wtf. Its literally almost lost 50%
>>30240765FUTURES NO!!!go home futures, you are drunk.
i bought ARK ETFs, send help
do we just hoard cash and buy gold when everything crashes?1000$oz gold and 12$oz silver sounds gucci
>>30240827Will CTXR hit 3$ EOM?
>>30242871if you had the foresight to sell covered calls like that, you probably would have just sold NIO outright
>>30242471We thought Elon was just going to Mars. Looks like he's gonna take us back to liberty first?
Based boomers market turning a entire generation of millennials and zoomers into bag holders. The ultimate exit scam
>>30242512I don't think it's a crash and I'm still up overall but i'm looking at it like if it keeps going down to some historical doomsday level I could end up taking a loss. I don't really want to do that.
>>30242917True. Im at 9 average. What do I do. I think I hold. Nio is solid company. And if they go into europe....God Damn. Im actually thinking about buying nio leaps. I have 2k cash rn. And another 2k coming in the mail. Then stim check.
>>30240827Will my memebags pump
Time to roll the pink Wojaks and Bobos into crypto threads now
>>30242899The trick is timing your plays. 3% daily inflation is a meme, but miss a reversal or wander into a DXY hit and your cash hoard can take a substantial hit relatively speaking.>>30242952Relocating to Texas, allocating holdings from dollars into Bitcoin, the oil rigs. The man's South African, you can bet he knows collapse dynamics.
>>30242471I'm in PIPP but just remembers these boomers don't like sharing anything or seeing any of the little people suceed. PIPP is probably going to be a tricky play and will take a lot more patience than we want to think.
>>30242807I play miners when I can but be careful. I don't know what stocks you play but have played them all and you don't want to get caught hodling when they dilute like MARA, DMGI, EBON or when the price of bitcoin dips. Miners are risky right now since bitcoin isn't sexy in the news other than if it goes down....
>>30242899Gold crashed with everything else last March, why wouldnt it this time?
>>30242974That's the real story here. We are the bagholders in the greatest intergenerational exit scam in human history. The damage the western baby boomer has done can not be overstated
>>30242512learn to have some fun you sperg
>>30242974nearly 1/3 of the US bought GME in Jan. you gotta believe at least half of those peopel bought in to crash this shit with no survivors.
>>30243000How the fuck can you be anywhere near a loss after last March? You should be 3x those levels at a minimum right now, the worst performing stocks are up 3x off the lows which were easy to time if you were paying attention. The only way you're not is if you overtrade buying high selling low, which apparently is the /biz/ way from what I see here
>>30243079How does gold recover though....should I be buying gold miners?
>>30243043>..God Damn. Im actually thinking about buying nio leaps. sounds like a terribly risky idea to leverage with LEAPS considering how much it ballooned in valuation alreadynot gonna say it won't be profitable but that kind of approach can be quite self-destructive
>>30241822CEO of SOXL went on CNN and said to Don Lemon quote “You’re a nigger faggot, the blackest retard gorilla nigger I’ve ever seen!”
>>30242778Dump that chink garbage.
>>30242643If you actually did listen, right now you could be selling your boxes of .223 and 9mm for 3-5x their normal price.
>>30243079gold recovers quicker, so you make quick and easy profits (capital gains tax free if british).,See 2008 and 2020.
>>30240827I asked the 8-ball once if unravel a -3000 loss spread was a good idea and it said it was. Days later the price continued to plummet so I never been so grateful for a imageboard shitpost.
>>30243103Good thing my parents are boomers. when they pass, I get their money, and I will have bought the dip now so I make even more. Later virgins
>>30241229i'm really glad i listened to the astrologist anon and bought spy putscan't believe i'm believing fucking astrology
>>30240827Will I ever be able to make any kind of profit at all or are lotto scratchers unironically a better return than this stupid ass boomer paper trading game?
I sold my TSM LEAPS to someone and whoever it was is down at least -40% by now...........
Oh no no the wojak index doesnt look too good
>>30243124There's an argument that traditional PMs are strictly inferior to Bitcoin and therefore eating up all the "trust no government" safe haven dollars.
mfw i went 50/50 SOXS/SQQQ at open because you fuckers wouldn't shut up about SOXL
If I may offer a simple suggestion?SELL
>most of my portfolio is biotech and EV>biotech got absolutely bogged this past month>down 50% as of today
>>30240827Is $1650 gold the bottom?
>>30243068PIPP will drop to at least half the IPO price.
>>30243118>How the fuck can you be anywhere near a loss after last March?I'm not near a loss, but that doesn't matter. I lost 50% of what I gained in the past two weeks. I gained plenty. It's still fucked though because i don't know how long it is going to take me to get back to that point. did you understand the point I was making?
It’s actually fucking over
>>30243129Idk its pretty fucking low. I think its oversold desu. They are about to expand into Europe later this year. They have solid cars and tech. But you right. At this point that might be too much of my money in nio. Maybe I wait until end of next week and buy soxl at like 15 with 5k or something
>>30243241>Selling at a lossi'd sooner die
>>30243166>he thinks his parents are going to give him anything and not donate it all to homeless black crack addicts
>>30242512I mean.. when most people say "crash" they mean 30%+ drop across the market, not actually some sort of doomsday crash.. BUT some of them exists on here but they are all mongoloids that nobody listens to either way
>>30243115>>30243103It's kinda fucking funny. Let's gut the earth. Build massive debt. Inflate Everything needed to live to extremes. Give them shit pay. Thennnnnn dump all of it on their heads. Byeeeeee. Based boomers always win bro how
>>30243147I'm at 9 average and its actually not garbage anon.
>>30243252I believe it, I also wouldn't be surprised if it takes over 12 months to pick a target and then just barely merges. I wouldn't be surprised if it takes another two years to actually reach it's true value. It's a boomer play.
>>30242535talking heads on tv tell you what to do for their own benefit
>>30243075>DMGI>[email protected] 2.85rip
>>30243295They will absolutely leave it to me, because they are based as fuck. My dad fought in Rhodesia
>>30242605gonna need a sauce on that claim
>>30243103I thought boomers destroying the economy during COVID (because if they can't go out, then nobody can go out) was the their last middle finger to future generations, but it turns out they had one more up their sleeve.
>>30243242Fun fact, you can lose 50% and still lose ANOTHER 50%. Guess what, after that you can STILL lose another 50%. But wait, there’s ANOTHER 50% you can lose! And another... and another... forever
>>30243406>RhodesiaThe biggest defeat of our civilization, what a rotten way to die
>>30243317IMBEST IN BULBETS
>>30243262How is it possible you lost 50%. The SPY is only 20 points off its all time high FFS. What the fuck is wrong with your portfolio?
>>30243406Was he a mercenary? That's kind of cool.
>>30241226I fucking hope so.Can't do shit without a decent Gpu for university that you can only buy for 700 bucks on eBay from suspicious people.
>>30243318They won't be winning when they're in retirement homes and the very same millennials and zoomers that they screwed over are "caring" for them.
Welcome to my humble domain dear bulls
>>30243525Yes, the whole situation was sad>>30243610Yeah, he was an Army Ranger first and fought in vietnam in 68-69, then ended up in Rhodesia in 71. Made a lot of money. They would get extra money from farmers for killing individual groups threatening them, $2,000 rhodesian bucks per farm at the time, which is roughly equivalent to $35k usd in todays dollars, I think. That was on top ofthe money they paid him just to be there in the first place
>>30242706Everyone and their mother is moving to cash because every other market is crashing.
>>30243166They are not keeping it, they are spending it
>>30244012Nope, I know their entire financial situation. Very conservative spenders. And they own their house fully