I like when my coworker wears tight pants so I can dream about eating her asshole

[Anonymous No.30239694]

[Anonymous No.30239868]

based

[Anonymous No.30239867]

Please self-report these thoughts to HR immediately or you will face punishment up to and including termination.

[Anonymous No.30239873]

>>30239694
I had dried pussy juice on my pants at work today. Girls are gross.

[Anonymous No.30239925]

>>30239694
Based

[Anonymous No.30240061]

>>30239694
I just made an 18 yr old freshman squirt on her bed

[Anonymous No.30240208]

why do people like assholes
its literally where shit comes out of
its the sole purpose off the asshole
to shit

[Anonymous No.30240295]

>>30239873
Please continue

[Anonymous No.30240359]

>>30239694
I had a dream where I gave a piggy back ride to a tight pants girl at my job. I remember rubbing her thighs a little bit after I picked her up.

[Anonymous No.30240383]

>>30240208
I have an instinctual urge to but my mouth on the butthole

[Anonymous No.30240430]

>>30240383
you disgust me

[Anonymous No.30240431]

>>30240383
Based

>>30240061
Story time pls

[Anonymous No.30240484]

>>30239694
You need to add “how do I profit from this” otherwise this post will get removed for not being. Relevant to business and finance

[Anonymous No.30240612]

>>30240383
I know that feel

[Anonymous No.30240614]

I went to an escort & she gave me a BBBJ. I'm kinda scared

[Anonymous No.30240657]

>>30239873
You dont wear underwear?

[Anonymous No.30240723]

>>30240383
Same

[Anonymous No.30240857]

>>30239694
>>30240383
Based af Im obsessed with buttholes for some reason, I had my gf take many pictures of hers for me. If your gf isnt a hambeast it shouldnt be a problem

[Anonymous No.30240865]

>>30239694
used to work with this girl, and the best days were when her panty lines would show through her dress pants. I definitely didn't watch her walk everywhere in the office. why are chinese girls so perfect bros?

[Anonymous No.30240891]

>>30240383
Based

[Anonymous No.30240903]

>>30240484
I've done that and still got banned. Might have just been a warning, I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.30241034]

>>30240865
Idk they are just too hot. I have unsatiable lust for asian women even tho I have an asian gf currently. I cant have enough.

[Anonymous No.30241190]

>>30240383
Absolutely based. I have eaten the ass of every girl I have been with. I still only do it if they have recently showered though. It's a bit risky if you dont know when they last took a shit.

[Anonymous No.30241245]

>>30241034
same same brah, it's like once you have one you just want more

[Anonymous No.30241294]

sneed

[Anonymous No.30241315]

>>30241190
That's my biggest fear about eating ass. I don't know if the risk is outweighed by the reward or not.

[Anonymous No.30241401]

>>30239694

did this until i actually fucked the girl giving me office boners

her pussy was pristine and i still think back on it

[Anonymous No.30241412]

>>30240857
I like pork. If she can't suffocate me with her ass it's not big enough.

[Heil hitler !!OxYB4YN2VzR No.30241619]

How do I initiate romantic advances when it comes to women?

[Anonymous No.30241711]

>>30241190
Same here, but I don't give a fuck if they shower or not. I actually like it better after they've done a 2k run. Fight me.

[Anonymous No.30241853]

I'm a substitute teacher at a high school- these yoga pants make me feel like a criminals

[Anonymous No.30241882]

>>30240208
It's a part of the landscape.
I don't use it, but a cute one is always nice.
What bothers me is these degenerate ass bitches' expectations. We both get off just fine without swapping intestinal parasites.

[Anonymous No.30241945]

>>30241190
>>30241315
weak ass boys, scared of a little flavour
>>30241711
this nigger knows what's up

[Anonymous No.30241994]

i work as a bartender at a restaurant where all the hostesses and servers have to at least be 9/10-s to get hired and they all wear tight black leather skirts or tight pants

trying to do fap and working there is hell

[Anonymous No.30242008]

>>30241853
How does it feel knowing the boys are dreaming about eating your ass?

[Anonymous No.30242085]

>>30242008
Reading comprehension not even once.

[Anonymous No.30242385]

Once I ran my finger down my bum crack and put it in my mouth to pretend like I was eating my crush's arse and I nearly vomited from the taste and smell

[Anonymous No.30242443]

>>30239694
How would one profit off this?

[Anonymous No.30242499]

>>30242385
this is probably the gayest shit I've ever heard, ngmi

[Anonymous No.30243509]

>>30240657
Kek

[Anonymous No.30244021]

>>30239694
Ask her out

[Anonymous No.30244204]

>>30239694
>Her

[Anonymous No.30244270]

>>30242499
checked
>>30242385
it's unfortunate. the demons play tricks with our minds. They make us masturbate with our body, tricking us into feeling up ourselves only to be disappointed.
t. don't be gay anon. that's what the demons want.

[Anonymous No.30244386]

>>30240383
>>30240614
>>30240857
>>30242385
fucking degenerates, no wonder the jew is your master

[Anonymous No.30244668]

>>30239694
that's pretty normal and run of the mill there bro

[Anonymous No.30245032]

>>30242385
Bullish

[Anonymous No.30245213]

>>30242385
You need to wipe your ass first

[Anonymous No.30246086]

i often fantasize about being in a world where i am the only man and everyone else is an attractive female and i can do whatever i want to any of them but they either don't react or just laugh at whatever it is i'm doing to them and carry on like none of my actions mean anything; even if it's something completely disgusting or violent they won't react at all and just go about their business like NPCs