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>> No.30235590

fuck jannies

>> No.30235604

SPY will be 320 by the end of March

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>> No.30235642

fuck you thats not funny

>> No.30235645
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How's everyone holding up?

>> No.30235646
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>> No.30235658

Small investor, but up over 8% today. Feels fucking good

>> No.30235688

dead thread

>> No.30235690

Fuck Biden and fuck liberals

>> No.30235708

fuck you i have worse than this fuck you i lost 6 grand maybe more i dont know i deleted the app

>> No.30235709

That cohen he smiled as he picked up his pen

>> No.30235713
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>he didn't invest in Quentin's hedge fund
What will you tell your grandchildren?

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So what sectors are safe? Give me the entire list anon.

>> No.30235735
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At what % of profit before we sell?
Any plans on this upcoming bear market?

>> No.30235749

That's very antisemitic of you

>> No.30235757

Why do people not realize that we are getting better at managing bear markets, and prolonging bull markets?

The average bear is getting shorter, the average bull is getting longer. This means you want to be leveraged long term because positive days compound on themselves.


>> No.30235769

Where my cash chads at? I've been cash gang since the morning of feb 22

>> No.30235770
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has anyone had a pet rat?
they seem nice

>> No.30235789

fuck jews and fuck jannies also

>> No.30235798

what should i beat off to? getting bored of the UTZ mascot

>> No.30235804

I mean on oil
I love Biden making me rich holding oil

>> No.30235820

>down 10k everyday for the week
When does it end

>> No.30235822
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My ex-boss was a dumb bitch corporate wagie, who put me on a PIP. It brings me no greater pleasure than to know she will work till old age and I will retire within the next 5 years.

Absolutely fucking comfy.

>> No.30235833

I had like 5 different rats as a child and they all died of tumors within a year

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>> No.30235846
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Gold is now under 1700$/oz. How much longer should I wait before buying gold miners?

>> No.30235861

brandi love milf porn

>> No.30235872

I did when I was I kid, had 2. They were way better than any pet we had outside of dogs and cats.
Smart, friendly, cage trained and you can train them to do tricks just like dogs and cats.

>> No.30235884

I went to cash last Thursday, but bought SOXS and SQQQ yesterday right before the market closed.

>> No.30235886

If I have to look at another man's penis today I'm going to fucking scream

>> No.30235908

Cool, so now instead of 1 tranny that bakes every thread with the same fucking pic, now there’s 2.

>> No.30235910

As someone that sold the top I love Biden and the cheapies he provides. I’m going to own 10000 soxl in a week or two

>> No.30235916

What the fuck, are you me? I sold the top that morning and have been cash since

>> No.30235918
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ICLN is down nearly 25% in a month
all I can do is hold, I thought this was safe, I'm sure it'll be a good long-term hold
..fucking plug, should have given the holding percentages a cursory glance before I dumped all my money in

>> No.30235921

any thoughts on EARK?

>> No.30235926

When you hedge, tonight

>> No.30235936

So many Texas oil stocks. WTI I love you, ESTE, please run a bit more I got overzealous and bought you a bit late. HUSA, you can do it little buddy.

>> No.30235937

It's a boast, that is all it is. Why does Tucker never talk about Israeli infiltration in the US government? Oh right, he's bought and paid for too.

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>> No.30235952
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I once caught a rat that invaded my house, so I went out and bought a cage for it and everything. But sadly one day I was yelling at it for a few hours in an attempt to give it autism and it had a heart attack and died. I miss that boy like you wouldn't believe but I don't think I should have any more rats.

>> No.30235957

Do boomers still buy boomer rocks
That's the problem

>> No.30235962

I dont forsee there being a long term stretch of red like we have seen currently. I think it has to do with a country with no one at the helm. Once there seems to be any leadership it will snap back. Otherwise everytime jpow speaks market will fard and shid and slide lower because they dont trust him alone

>> No.30235975

Stop volunteering for piss test duty you homo

>> No.30235984
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dont worry i have a pic where he hides his penis well

>> No.30235996
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2 red weeks in a row, I'm ngmi it to 25k hell by summer at this rate.

What I thought my portfolio would be at this time of the year, vs reality

>> No.30236002

"Uncle Gordon" as the Chinese call him has been a China bear for 20+ years

>> No.30236018

>almost all my shit is down
Why didn't I sell? I was up like 20% in some stocks and now I'm in the red feelsbadman

>> No.30236028

It is rather funny how Biden is shitting on the hopes and dreams of softie left liberals. No stimmy cheques, no $15 min wage and more forever wars. What's next lol.

>> No.30236036
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Lots of newfags panicking over this correction. This is nothing. I bought most of these during the COVID correction. Take your chances and buy every dip. Double down on every company that you believe in. I can cash out next week, and despite the past couple weeks, I'm still up huge. If the red trend continues, I'll rebuy and do the same thing all over again.

>> No.30236049

uhm i dont get it

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>> No.30236069

You didn't sell for the same reason as me - greed.

>> No.30236070

What caused the great depression to last so long? From my perspective it was a tech issue and bad policies.

>> No.30236071

I vivisected a rat in college. I kinda felt bad desu senpai, but it was an interesting experiment.

>> No.30236089

dont count your chickens before they hatch

>> No.30236091

>Gold is now under 1700$/oz.
Overlords decided it is going to 1200$/oz, better buy silver.
Also >>>/biz/pmg

>> No.30236097
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everything will be okay (eventually) and SOXL will rise (eventually)

>> No.30236104

Any other smart retards buy into $APPH? It crashed hard today due to the general market and they diluted their stock, hoping to ride a comfy recovery wave tomorrow and get out with a nice 10-15% increase. Hoping it rising a bit AH is a good sign it wants to recover.

>> No.30236121

The dip, no matter how large, is temporary. SOXL is eternal

>> No.30236135
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>bro just buy every dip everyday with your perpetual funds

>> No.30236137

Because selling is retarded. Just hold and you'll be back at +20% before the end of the year. Don't take the loss unless you want to use it on your taxes, or unless you legitimately think the line will never go back up

>> No.30236138

I went from 4k down to 1k down thanks to GME, if only I'd gone all in.

>> No.30236141

Fucking weeb portfolio. Go to China if you love it so much.

>> No.30236150

Hasn't even been 100 days. Glorious, can't wait for State of the... You know, the thing

>> No.30236156

>He actually POOOSHED SOXL
Serves you right retard

>> No.30236160
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tough to predict short term market moves.

i just buy every month.

>> No.30236178

I'm basically SPAC hedged at this point.
My SPACs can't go lower than 10, my downside is limited as fuck right now.
I'm really stoked about that.

>> No.30236180

Tech stocks my man, until these chip problems figure themselves out I'm gonna be waiting until 2022

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Need $25 by April on these. Picked 1000 $25 Julys up today too

>> No.30236193

If you put all your expendable income into your portfolio then u did a dumb. I'm ready to throw another grand at mine but I still wonder if we've found the bottom

>> No.30236196

What nonsense. Bulls are losing big time.
Rates will have to be increased as inflation is rising and fast.
The Fed's no. 1 priority is to control inflation.
Sure, I will agree with you to be long in a month or so, but this correction is no where near done.

>> No.30236201

That's my plan bud.

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i hope both SOXL and ARKK recover

>> No.30236203

PSTH Is unironically a good buy, they will soon announce a target and Mr Ackman reputation is on the line and he will find a good target

>> No.30236205
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Dad points to an ambulance and says, "I will be there one day."

I say, "What were that leaf is?"

>> No.30236207

There is a literal bottom somewhere anon based on holdings. We are just getting there 3x faster. Dont give up. Tech has bled 4% almost everyday for four weeks.

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The fuck? I have more in TSM than your whole stack my man.

>> No.30236221

>dude I've been investing since 2019 and every dip is short term and you will make back 100% or more if you just buy the downtrend goy

>> No.30236234

u sure about that buddy

>> No.30236253

>also jews

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>> No.30236270

Well, did you buy the dip then?

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Holy shit

Get a load of this chink

>> No.30236307

I think the market will recover before then, this is just another dumb shakeout like September

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Rolling last digit for how many percentage points we close down tomorrow on the Fagsdaq, dubs = -10% trips = -20%

>> No.30236315

you are really bad at investing bro

>> No.30236321

fuckin hell... my eyes

>> No.30236327
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I probably will tomorrow. Fucking funds transfer. Serves me right for being slow on ammo supply.

>> No.30236331

SOXL is dead goym. And Mommy Cathy already sold you out, she’s already made off with millions and could care less about ark, especially when it’s backbone TSLA has been broken and will cause the whole thing to fall apart.

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aside from the amazon IPO anon, how many of you retards have been holding this whole time?

>> No.30236366

I haven't hear that phrase uttered once by the media. 100 days was all they could talk about with trump. Obviously expectations are super low.

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why anon

>> No.30236381

How about 100% down?

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>> No.30236428

Yeah, I've actually been hoping for a tech dump to buy more and now that it's here I'm afraid it's going to dump even more. Maybe Musk will start some autistic twitter shit and I can pick up TSLA stocks on the cheap

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>> No.30236442

can the second crash happen already?

>> No.30236444

I've been holding SOXL, NAIL and TQQQ this whole time. I just now crossed over into the red on my portfolio, although I'm still up 5% on NAIL. Feels real bad but I expect the leverage to save my ass eventually. Probably will buy more once the dust settles

>> No.30236452

Cathy has already fled to Paraguay or Bolivia

>> No.30236462

oh good, the faster we drop, the faster we get out of this bullshit drop. i really wish we just drilled 20% in 15 minutes two weeks ago and got this shitshow over with.

>> No.30236501

>they all died of tumors within a year
Have you considered never living in that place again?
>guys, making bubbles is becoming a science, why aren't you on board?
Of course there is. For you new fags getting pinched, take this as a lesson to DD, keep looking up, be willing to average in, and out of your positions, and never be afraid to take a 3% loss to save 15.

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Maybe you'll get your wish cornpop

>> No.30236524

If there are any bulls left in this general I implore you to sell.
The bear market has only just started.
The NASDAQ is only 10% down form it's peak and it has at least another 20% to fall.

>> No.30236546

Man, the flash crash last year was so fun, I really want to ride again

>> No.30236564

im not saying a correction or bear market wont occur, but look at every once we've ever had. They get shorter every time. We recover faster. We learn more about how to manipulate the markets.

The world literally cannot sustain another US Great Depression, its too international. The GLOBAL economy only grows so the biggest part, the US, cant crab for long. And dont bring up Japan, they dont matter. The US is over 50% of total equities, Japan is under 10%, they are a rounding error

>> No.30236573

I’ll sell when my 1 year is up. The US gov isn’t getting my tax dollars, sorry bucko.

>> No.30236584


I see we have an optimist itt

>> No.30236586

I hope you're right. This shakeout is probably nastier since in the time between September and mid-February, some hedge funds got their noses bloodied in the whole GME thing, which also brought a lot more people into the market.

>> No.30236587

No need to flee. She got her performance bonus in the millions, hell she sounds nutso as fuck claiming she started the Arks because god told her too (she legit said this in an interview). She reeks of con man to me, and of course she’ll get out early before the cracks begin to show.

>> No.30236588
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I'm holding


and I have never been more cocky

>> No.30236590

Weed degens BTFO

>> No.30236594

I think Senates voting tomorrow? Market might unironically fly if that happens. HOWEVER I bet the senate will fard and shidd and ask for two more months. I'm struggling to figure out if I load some more ammo for UUUU and SOXL tomorrow from paycheck too.

fuck buying a house and not knowing how much I will need to pay on it yet.

>> No.30236604

so SQQQ calls are basically free money right?

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>> No.30236628

Waiting for these pharma stocks to have some kind of clinical trial sooner or later sounds fun but I might just cut these losses and pile all the way into oil

>> No.30236644

>We learn more about how to manipulate the markets.
>The world literally cannot sustain another US Great Depression
Or what?

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>they get digits as well
oh my...

>> No.30236683

SQQQ and oil are the only plays right now

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>> No.30236718

I have two rats right now. They're just the right amount of love for me - they like me giving them food, I like that I have something to interact with beyond my computer, but they don't really love me.

>> No.30236721

nobody gives a fuck about the stimulus that's been priced in for months

if something happens and it doesn't pass that's an instant -20% down on the indexes

>> No.30236743

Bros should I switch to the UK exchange?

>> No.30236751
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take the doombull pill

>> No.30236758

Nah, those lazy assholes had a target of the 14th to to get it to Biden. So, unironically, 2 more weeks. Problem is, a lot of shit just lost the last 5 months of gains; and I don't think this bill can get us a pump back to that trend. But yeah, the housing market is 100% fucked until we get clarity on the forbearances.

>> No.30236786

I never sell anon. Only buy.

>> No.30236802

Or the entire world collapses and nobody cares about any money anyways?

Why are you desperately attaching your lifes worth to a 'market crash' when its literally never mattered? GDP grows, equities go up. Being a bear is a waste of your life

>> No.30236809

>Taxes are rising
>Try to be alive
>fail everything

Go BSC, don’t waste your life
Kek, I hold SWG and use their marketplace, like zero gas

>> No.30236831

are you suggesting we will only go up until doom?

>> No.30236840

Imagine holding anything but GME.

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post gore

>> No.30236848

Pain, pain which none of us have ever seen before.

>> No.30236853

Fucking COST shitting the bed is gonna wipe out all my week's profits.

>> No.30236855

I agree with you. I never bring up Japan in these conversations.
Recessions in the 19th century used to have contractions of around 30-40%.
The system is still incredibly vulnerable to black swan events though.
If I were fed chairman, I would have let prices correct, rebound and crab. My fear is that all they've done is pushed back a 20% correction by a year and spent trillions in the process.

You don't get taxed when you have made losses.

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ive actually made a decent amount on BSC shitcoins, but they don't belong in this general

>> No.30236867

Well, at least the GME redditors strategy was "buy, hodl, buy more", which should help get some retail noobs through this downturn as long as they don't get too shook

How long can oil keep going up like this though? Feels like a bad time to buy

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Well done anon! It's skill and/or luck to make money on days like today!

>> No.30236893

Enjoy your bugs, and ugly women.

>> No.30236901

Looks like a very gay thing.

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>> No.30236935

These debt mongers always have more debt to sell. It's always more fear, more fear.
Meanwhile, they're signing over the town's family business to a bank. Nobody will hear in the other towns, or if they do, they'll think it a one-off loser, changing times.
Nobody will connect the loan that was taken in '87 to cover what was supposed to be a sure-fire expansion.

>> No.30236940

Red day
Red AH
Red futures
Red day tomorrow

>> No.30236941

Down 26k

>> No.30236962

oil is the only equity that still has room to run, if you're going to buy anything buy oil

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>bought the top in 1720 and had to baghold for 140 years

>> No.30236981

Gladly. Enjoy your trannies and black history months.

>> No.30237000

The most based and redpill portfolio is the following:


>> No.30237009

Oil out of rhe bag, every retard gonna FOMO into oil tomorrow.

>> No.30237029

any moment now jpow will do JCC and fuck all the bobos here

>> No.30237040

20% corrections are totally normal and I see no issues with 'allowing' them either. But the stuff that prolonged past bear markets, like a bank run, literally cannot occur anymore with FDIC and bank regulations etc. We learn from past bear markets and their causes, and get better. We shorten bears, long bulls. Love investing in modern times

>> No.30237066

No retard. What would be the cause? Just a correction. US is leading in vaccinations.

>> No.30237096

Kek you're insane

If NASDAQ shits itself another 20% you're seriously risking entering a very nasty bear market that will likely last years.

>> No.30237117

I'm holding WKHS and want to die

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I don't feel so good today, BILI bros, we took quite a spank. That fucking 150 bucks threshold truly is something.

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Looks like it's time to oil up.

>> No.30237155

Down just over 20k today. Oh well. It'll go up again...w-won't it?

>> No.30237161

oil will be red tomorrow
sorry senpai

>> No.30237166

what's the next leddit pump and dump

>> No.30237172

Jesus 20% is a crash retard.

>> No.30237176

I fucking hope, I want there to be enough rotation into oil to pump the market or we're going to be having a sad friday

>> No.30237194

>doesn’t hold GME
>I’m owning the libs by staying poor
You people are pathetic

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>Forgive me master Keynes...
>I have to go all out, just this once

>> No.30237213

down 1,8k boss
it's gonna be alright

>> No.30237216
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how do i make money instead of just losing it

>> No.30237226

This is correct. We're much better at amassing the "failing" assets under unFed Member Banks, and turning them directly into Serfdom.

>> No.30237227

So I’m thinking of grabbing some SLGG. It’s near support I like how the chart looks and they seem their shit in order. Who else is going in on them?

>> No.30237236

Is this really the correction? How long will it take to come back to last week's prices?

>> No.30237243

True. I honestly can't look down too much on the post-GME noobs, since I've only been in the market since April 2020, but I'm lucky to have gotten most of the panic selling out of my system during much smaller shakeouts throughout last year. For people that have only been in the market since February, this is a real trial by fire.

>> No.30237282

a crash happens fast in a few days nigger
we're going down slowly, a correction

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CRBP investors club.webm

>> No.30237287

What are you holding?

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Based USOda holder
When financial crisis happened
Oil went up

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CTRM bros, how you doing? Seems like your ship is sinking...

>> No.30237297

>only down 2.65

>> No.30237298

can someone redpill me on PLUG? any longterm holders? i think it might go down a bit more.. but all-in-all seems like a good buy

>> No.30237301

right now?
Buy and hold GME lel.
it's coming full circle from good idea > retarded > good idea

>> No.30237302

I should have invested in oil a week ago like I wanted to

>> No.30237305

>bear market
>still lowest interest on history
>still no inflation
>still free gibs
>still industry and commerce don't 100% comeup

1,5% bonds are the new normal.

>> No.30237321

Nothing but white, big tit French Canadians in Vermont buddy. Run away from your problems because you are too weak to ever get with a white chick lmao

>> No.30237339

>tfw sold right before the dip

>> No.30237345

I think it's almost done, or it is done. The volume today was stupid low and some things were only barely red. Give it ~10 days and we'll be back up to last week's prices

>> No.30237362
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I am going all-in on OTM SPY calls tomorrow dated 3/8, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

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Up to 10 years anon. I'm not joking.....


>> No.30237383

I'm done accumulating, my average is $26, here is a tip lads that will net you an easy 10x once the pandemic is controlled.
Premier Oil, no need to thank me.

>> No.30237403

Just relax friend. We're gonna take this horse to the old town road

>> No.30237412

From today. Down 60% this month

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>> No.30237414

Good luck, fren. Maybe I should too. How far otm you going?

>> No.30237424

did they get croc'd or what?

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>french canadians
yeah im thinking BASED

>> No.30237436

haven't sold anything because I don't hold shit companies
buying more AMD and NVDA tomorrow
might even buy a cheeky bit of TSLA to dump my bags when redditfags pump it back up again

>> No.30237441

Nice try but /smg/ is too busy owning reddit by staying poor and buying CLF and other gay stocks. The market is crashing all around them as GME remains untouched but their fragile egos won’t allow them to move on from the boomer scams that they’re bagholding

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>> No.30237462

>takes 350 years to do the first 100x
>takes 50 years to do it the second time around

Truly peak clown world. We haven't even entered a new industrial revolution and finance has eluded and wrapped the world's perception of growth.

>> No.30237468

guys don't feel bad about these past few red days
it's just money, you can make it all back if you're smart

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>> No.30237474

Did they forget that they couldn't swim?

>> No.30237478
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I keep forgetting we still have one more day to go of absolute buttfuck

>> No.30237481
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i'm straight-up not having a good time. to be fair a lot of this is unrealized losses, im just gonna hodl for a year if i have to.

>> No.30237488

just can't swim.

>> No.30237512

Jews say the pain will continue.

>> No.30237521
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All cash now after losing about half of my YTD gains but I'll recover. Last time I ever convince myself of holding through weeks of a downtrend.

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man that hurts to look at anon

>> No.30237537
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You timed quite well. I'm more of a hodler, and I'm so up on it that even dips like these past few days don't matter that much. I'd like to buy that dip, but I'm kinda short on cash right now, and who the fuck knows how long the entire market is gonna dip. Godspeed to everyone, whatever you're holding, we're gonna see through this.

>> No.30237557

Nope. You're golden.

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>he thinks it's just one more day

>> No.30237569
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So let's hypothetically assume, that I were to own a singular call option of SQQQ.
Now what if I were to say, hypothetically, that it were to expire tomorrow at 3:00P.M CST.
Now given the information that I'm a poorfag who can't afford 100 of anything unless it's a penny stock, how would I need to go about selling/exercising this option without getting raped by my broker (female).

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What are some literal bioshit tranny stocks I can buy?

>> No.30237580

real OG's hold some GME. I made $32k out of $1300 from GME and bought again for another round at $46. Only a retard would think its over

>> No.30237582

Nice. I usually buy atm, rarely itm, and some otm. Might try SPY otm tomorrow and see what happens.

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>> No.30237622

I still don't think anyone really gives a flying fuck about bond rates. The people on here saying that this all basically HAS TO WORK OUT or the entire planet is fucked are right. Do you really think the people in charge are going to let everything completely crumble?

>> No.30237632

lol holy fuck pretty sure that's like a little kid on the box too. Really advertising the end game huh trannies

>> No.30237633

Literally CRBP

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>> No.30237655

Just sell that shit, retard. Whats the deal?
If you exercise you'll gonna pay hell lots of taxes.

>> No.30237657

bro don't throw away your GME gains like that

>> No.30237681

>how do i make money instead of just losing it
By posting more cute Ryukos, the currency is my love.

>> No.30237687

Thank you....

>> No.30237688
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up 17.2% on the week

>> No.30237693

>made bank off GME then lost a bunch because don't actually know how to invest real people money

my chart looks almost exactly like this

>> No.30237708

-6.5k today
I was so close to 50k lads. From 3k to 50k and now it's 10k. All because of this week. When does it end lads

>> No.30237709

webms of people drowning/dying shouldn't be on a blue board.

>> No.30237717

what makes you say that????

>> No.30237727

They do wherever they can to make this mental disease looks cute.

>> No.30237737

when in doubt, just dump it in an index fund until you know where to invest the money properly

>> No.30237742

Yes so they can force us to live in pods and eat mutant fish and bugs supplied by AQB.

Also buy some AQB it’s on sale right now.

>> No.30237744

Thats dude weed shit for cancer retard.

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Hold me /biz/

>> No.30237769

They will keep going up until the Fed increases QE, does another Twist operation, or implements negative rates. What can you do? I'm sure as fuck not going to fight it, learned that lesson in the March crash.

>> No.30237785

lmao, well that was really scary for a sec

turns out they're just retarded

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>rio tinto keeps dropping, literally -10% and its not even big tech


>> No.30237796
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$REI bros we are going keep going up as oil goes up.

>> No.30237797

Sorry read that wrong thought you meant "skilled by a tranny"

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don't worry, crypto will drag finance out of the stone age. meanwhile, invest into stocks before it happens.

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It fell 30% last March. It'll probably be worse this time.

>> No.30237814

ez come ez go

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>implements negative rates
They aren't doing this. Are they? Fuck.

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jerome is not allowed to use the forbidden technique, lest we all get destroyed

>> No.30237855

It look interesting. Would you buy opening bell or wait an hour?

>> No.30237860

thanks, my losses are from ARK

>> No.30237861

Nice to see the rally after the crashdaq getting hammered

haha just kidding its down again

>> No.30237864

of course they can, and they will. Now the real test is, just wait until they directly buy stocks like the BoJ.

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So is tommorow finally the day to buy the dip or what ? If everyone's expecting a crash then it won't happen r-right guys ?

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what cheapies should i buy with my oil king gains?

>> No.30237927

Well JPOW has already said they won't implement negative rates, and that the Feds policy is working and will continue as it stands. They might do yield curve control without announcing it. Either way, they all know that if the US economy implodes, the world is fucked

>> No.30237930

BTE.TO, easy 2x

>> No.30237946

If you're worried about inflation and production in the US, you could express that Congress must stop giving $400/week to keep people from going back to work.

>> No.30237964

>buying after a 250%+ runup

>> No.30237966

PETR droped 20% in one day just because the country's president changed the CEO, as it's a mixed (private, but gov owned by stocks) company.
And it's one of the biggest oil companies in the world. People are just irrational.

>> No.30237980

Crash before 24.3
When is st patricks day?

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Moderna, Astra-zeneca, pfizer, biotech

>> No.30237991

i just realized people haven't been talking about investing in recreational equipment, inc

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It's going to be the bloodiest day some of us have ever seen tomorrow, isn't it?

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he said 99 years in the Folsom pen

>> No.30238016

87k in ARK ETFs, haha

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The best oil stock? That would be KOSmos.

>> No.30238037

monday will be worse
the bottom is never on friday

>> No.30238041

There was another anon last thread who was saying that he would need to cover after selling an ITM contract which made my monkey brain panic, but now re-reading his post, he must have been talking about selling a covered call and not the contract.
Gracias hombre.

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>> No.30238066

oh, I see the bonds are also crashing great job Jerome at least you addressed post prison employment opportunities great fucking job bro

>> No.30238073

>bloodiest day some of us have ever seen
There were literal multiple circuit breaker days in March last year, so no

>> No.30238075


Were you even here last March, you fucking tourist?

>> No.30238091

>the dip
Wait SP500 reach 3720.

>> No.30238093

> If everyone's expecting a crash then it won't happen r-right guys ?
Self-fulfilling prophecies. If everyone thinks it will crash, then they will act like it will crash (usually a sell off) which just pushes it down even further.

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>> No.30238116

Hey fuck your shit, I would be going to work right now if my job was even allowed to happen. If they're going to demand that I not work they sure as hell better pay me at least what I would have been making.

>> No.30238126

i wouldnt call ARK an index fund

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>> No.30238129
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The 17th.

>> No.30238132

I've already made my small nest egg of gold and silver last year and am currently invested in BFARF in case crypto does get accepted.

>> No.30238153

Unironically yes.

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>> No.30238162
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Boo hoo nigger

>> No.30238170
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ha ha... invest with confidence!

>> No.30238177

correct. all weakhands have sold by now.

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Who is your stockfu?


>> No.30238199

ASO, very resilient today, going to make gains tomorrow.

>> No.30238203

kek those were good times weren't they?

>> No.30238206

Was this all just to price in Mitch mconnells death

>> No.30238207
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Imagine not going all-in on this obscure, Chinese fishing stock, when it was under $1 today.

Why even live?

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I'm more into Total, but we're going to make it, KOS-MOSbro

>> No.30238212

I wanna kno where da gold at

>> No.30238219

Nasdaq will be down -2% min tonight

>> No.30238234

Volume has been stupid low today. Some things were almost green even. I think the weak hands are pretty much gone

>> No.30238238

That picture is a textbook sell signal if I ever saw one!!

>> No.30238245

Do the opposite. These fuckers are constantly trapping investors in their bags. Everytime they put a target on something it goes the other way.

>> No.30238258


>> No.30238305

Buy and hold these in the long run


You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30238326

poor isaac newton

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>> No.30238340

too early faggot

>> No.30238360

this is so fucking obviously a pump n dump

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>> No.30238465

This may even be the bottom
I'd go with before, but wouldn't bet money on it

>> No.30238468

30 years later and it's still funny.

>> No.30238469

Last time you had a palpable reason for that to happen not some fucking could scenario every finance retard is shitting himself about while everything is on track to recover to pre-pandemic status to the general pop. If you're scared because of what you're reading, you're just a retarded sheep.

>> No.30238472

I've been buying a few shares this week, don't worry anon.

>> No.30238474

where did you get this video of my portfolio

>> No.30238507

Someone shill me KOS. I want more oil and energy. Looked them up and they seem interesting. Shill me frens.

>> No.30238525
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I am physically and mentally not ok and grasping at the silver lining that this is a valuable lesson to take profits and to not fo full retard with margin.

>> No.30238537

I really hope that child is okay

>> No.30238550

No, imbecile

>> No.30238598

If a lot of people are talking about crash, so a crash will NOT happen.
Crashes happen when just tinfoil heads are talking about it.

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>> No.30238833

>using margin at all

>> No.30238869

Makes me feel a lot better about the 3k I lost in ARKF calls the last two weeks.

>> No.30239079

Did you sell anon? I sold and lost 20% / 1k

>> No.30239120

It's gonna go back up again...right bros?? :(

>> No.30239855

looks like one couldnt swim, and pulled the other down with them

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