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DIE CRAB DIE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwH6rZk7VM
THREAD THEME

POST YOUR FUCKING HODL FACE BOYS

POOMP ET

GME to 800 EOD

Our lil stock be doin sum

Why did GME go up when the rest of the market crashed?

Posting in a gay crab bread. Post cunny and dancing cats

*tink tink tink*

Attention HEDGIES

I will NEVER, ever sell my GME. GME at 400? Didnt sell.
GME at $40? Didnt sell.
GME at 50? 60? 100? 200? 600? 1,000?

Not selling.

IF you filthy hedgies ever want to see these stonks again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $100,000 per share... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy hedgies, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise DFV
and FUCK WALL STREET, FUCK THE ECONOMY, AND FUCK AMERICA

>135
that's one giant enemy crab there

If dubs, strap in

>>30224943
everyone is being liquidated or something

>tesla approaching 600 barrier again
YES

Slow and steady bros

>>30224906

>>30220403
>>30221994

>>30224943
Memes?
Probably memes.

>>30224906
>hodling and not buying more

>>30224943
It’s got hopium and a cult following who won’t sell. Dips and rises are all whale dependant.

>135 and counting
WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI, WE HAVE AN ECONOMY TO BURN. DEATH TO CORPOS, DEATH TO THE BANKING INSTITUTIONS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc5uKWpWM8U
THREAD THEME, YOU GONKS.

IM IN THE GREEN! FROM HERE ON ITS ALL PROFITS BABY OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT

>>30224906

Remember guys:

>If you sell a stock and then repurchase it within 30 days, the IRS considers this a "wash sale," and the sale is not recognized for tax purposes.

>>30224906

Hello frens do you think I can make it with 10.1 @ 121

>>30224943
Because normie reality distortion field is breaking.
Welcome to The Greater World

>>30224975
very based

>>30224807
CANT STOP WONT STOP GAMESTOP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CLOSE AT 140

>>30225025
Bro I love my hero academia! It’s so epic!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DIE CRAB DIE

>>30224943
GME is a once in a lifetime opportunity, money is flowing into it so other assets need to be liquidated

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEATH TO SHILLS
DEATH TO FUDDERS
DEATH TO KIKES
CHRIST IS KING.
GME TO 10K+ LETS GOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30225116
set sell orders for 100k each

>>30224906

>>30225108
I want to sex this sexy clown fennec.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30225025
>implying I'm forcing people to buy stocks and/or shorting
>implying I got a family
>implying I give a fuck about anybody
>implying

>>30224906

dudes I'm ready today.

Currently -5%, bought top three during yesterday's lowest dips..

>low volatility
>stubid investment and trading for whole day
>gas

only one thing saves my purse - lp staking and yield farming on YVS Finance. Check it if you don’t wanna risk

It's not over yet. Replenish your ammo with this supply drop.
>>/biz/thread/S30011612#p30022391
Over 400 deer images. Shills can't do anything about it.

>>30224906

is ryan cohen /ourjew/ biz?

>>30225201
I can’t trading 212 won’t let me

>>30225111
Trips of truth

>>30224906

>>30225111
no one here is selling for a loss

>>30224906

Everyone's a noble mind

GME to the moon meine Genossen

>>30225222
Checked those.
Now check mine.

>>30224879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-IcSZOSMdE#t=33

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30225035
SEED IS SOWN IM CHIPPIN IN

We're gonna be sitting so pretty anons

*OOOs*

GME HOLDERS RIGHT NOW
https://youtu.be/Kq3TiuRC-VQ?t=111

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

200 eod check em

>>30225268
i was just wondering the same thing, is he full blooded jew, or a half breed?

Love watching the bears get skinned alive. Please buy more puts faggots

WE REACHED 140 LADS WGMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAqqAwhfet

CYA 150

140 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOx2

>140

>>30225376
rerolling, need trips

>140
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Magical Barriers are collapsing
The Veil is being lifted

Flirting with 140 again fellas, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!

PUMP BABY PUMP

140 stable coin

200 EOD

>broke past 140
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30224906

i just want to say ive been desiring money for a long time and im happy that im getting some with you guys right now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30225256
>shilling a mega file when you can just search for shit on booru sites
Please fuck off hedgie nobody gives a fuck

Execute order 69:
Execute ITM options.

Also post some cunny please.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

averaged down

>>30225432
The prophecy comes ever closer to fruition.

>>30224906

>>30225486
kani kani

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30225261
Thank you Mr. GMEpots, you’ve changed my life

>>30224807
We are gonna go up again

>>30224906

THIS IS PAYBACK FOR STEALING MY FORESKIN

>There are people ITT that sold at $120 today

>>30225544
FUCKING CHECKED

>>30225544
confirmed

>>30225516
Now have her move her hips 90 degrees to the right~

$140 stable coin

>>30225544
CH-CH-CHECKED

>>30225544
CHECKED

>>30225566

>>30224906

>>30225476
IM SORRY GAYMERS I USED A BOT TO BY A 3060TIS TO MINE ETH. WHEN I MAKE IT ILL GIFT YOU A STEAM VIDYA.

>>30224906

>>30224906

>>30225566
Thank them
If they didn't sell, you wouldn't be able to use their regret to gain

>>30225622
>>30225599
>>30225566
>>30225544
>>30225433
KEK WILL NOT BE DENIEDDD

We'll close at 145 today, I feel it.

>>30224906

>those gap drops
bullish

>>30225599
DOUBLE CHECKED

>>30224906

>>30225544
>>30225566
>>30225588
clean gets

>>30225599
>225599
WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI, WE HAVE A CASUALITY TO BURN.

>>30224906

Are there non GME reasons why the rest of the market is shitting itself

AAAAAAAAA

they covering

>>30224906

>>30224807

THIS IS ALL A MASS MARKET LIQUIDATION TO COVER GME SHORTS ISN'T IT!?!?!

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>bought in with 200 shares at $40
>anons were telling me it's over and I'm "bag holding"
God is alive and he hates everyone but me

if the us govt wants to get out of debt why dont they just invest in gamestop?

>>30225377
checked
some Jews are unironically good check out the lastest Sacha Baron Cohen movie. most are molesting cunts but some are good.
sane people hate paedophiles

We are going to break 250 tomorrow

SPREADSHEET FAG WAS RIGHT

Reality is cracking at the seems. We will not be denied our claims. We win. We WIN

>>30225638
>in a perfect world, stocks like these would not exist

>>30225732
Imagine the smell

>>30225809
LINK ME FAGGOT

>>30225809
Post autism

>>30225762
It's beautiful

>>30225791
>he doesnt know that the US government is doing exactly this via blackrock

>>30225809
no he wasnt his spreadsheets a day off now

>>30225762
CAN'T SCARE US
>>30225755
CAN'T SHAKE US.
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP.CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP.CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP.CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP.CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP.CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP.

>>30225809
I never saw this spreadsheet

>>30224943
Think of gme like a black hole for money right now. Or maybe even an infinite vacuum

>>30225831
*seams

>>30225809
Someone post the spreadsheet to confirm

200 EOD

https://youtu.be/Q-vsx84hsbs

>

>>30225809
Could you please post the spreadsheet again, thanks.

>>30225755
must be nice to be able to drop 17m to cover up your fuck up.

>>30225831
WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN

REALITY IS WHAT WE MAKE IT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation

WE CHOOSE THE ONE WE WON.

$138 EOD

>>30225794
that movie was fuckin hilarious, gonna watch again

$135 stable shit coin

>>30224807
what's SLGG? and what does it have to do with gme?

>GME is the only stock keeping me afloat while CRBP is killing me

It's gonna explode tomorrow isn't it?

>>30225809
He was definitely not, it was supposed to hit 233 today with a low of 128

>>30225831
BASED GOJIRAPOSTER

>a week ago it was ADA carrying my GME loses
>now it's GME carrying my entire portfolio

>>30225873
>>30226010
stfu fags he was close enough

>>30225886
oh fuck. got too excited while typing. you're right

>>30225856
>>30225881
>>30225896
WTF DID YOU GUYS JUST GET HERE 2 MINUTES AGO?!?!?!!? ITS BEEN POSTED NON STOP FOR DAYS! FUCKING FOMOING HYPOCRITES!

>>30226008
its going to explode in ah
goodbye halcyon 120 days

Interesting,its rising overtime,instead of a massive squeeze

epic meltdown part 2 is not just going to be hilarious,its going to be longer

>>30225873
pink zone is spreadsheet adjusted by 1 day. blue is original.

>>30225944
>1.2k
bit too low for me to sell

>>30226056
>literally 80 dollars off the mark
>close enough
Damn anon, you’re bag holding hard aren’t you

>>30225944
Checked love the tism,>>30225873 he doesn't take into account the weekends...

I call it "The W"

Lots of talk about options expiring ITM @ 150 can someone post where I can view these option chains at?

>>30226125
post your own model

>>30226090
I’m literally too retarded to understand this. So what does it mean

CUP AND HANDLE FORMED THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF

>>30226125
Give me a prediction on a stock price. I'll let you be a day late. Easy right?

>>30225962
how good was the father/daughter dance exposing the child sellers.
knowing all the meta politics, its a thriller more than anything, his life was legit on the line

its happening its really happening. AH is gonna go double what we have now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ

>>30224906

>>30226153
W for Wumbo

>>30226157
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/options?p=GME

>>30226153
All this time, we just needed to set the market to wombo.

>They didn’t buy in sub 120
No gains for retards

>>30226198
buy and hold, easy one day flip at the very least

>>30226125
For you, retard

>>30226198
i'm so sorry about your IQ. I can't help you but the thing posted here >>30225944 (checked btw) is an anon using the january pump numbers to guess a new one.

>>30224906

>the squeeze isn't squooze!!

>>30226262

ty based anon

>keep missing dip
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF?

People who missed the crabs are the dumbest on this earth.
>But you bought at $40, didn't you anon?

strap in boys we're going to the moon

>>30226262
IF WE HIT 200 BY TOMORROW ITS ENDGAME

lol check how this autistic genius tries to get some cash from these homeless guys

Fuck him.
Already took part in yield farming on YVS Finance and their smart staking model with low gas. That’s what you should check first now

>>30226304
Oh no I’m holding and hoping it keeps going up, just don’t need retards feeding idiots false info. Just makes them panic and sell when they don’t come true, when we need to collectively hold.

>>30226372
based retard

>>30224906

>>30226341
LOL fuck off nigger

>>30224906

>>30226080
shut up retard, my cost basis is $25.01.
matter of fact, post your positions

the fomo into gme will be glorious to witness

>>30225944
So since a day off I should just wait tomorrow to jump in at the short dip

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You will not deny me this. My rage burns with a 1000 fires. You do not know the extent of my power but you feel it. It concerns you. Yet excites others. Because it will let out with a violent fury and ancient glory.
Are you ready?

>>30226210
i couldn’t stop laughing every time someone said the holocaust didn’t happen, pretty sure my normie friend thinks im insane cause of it

GME'S DA GANG
WE LOVE GETTIN' PAID

https://youtu.be/7Am8raCQG6k

>>30224943

Really makes ya think huh?

Is this the squeeze being squizeled or something else?

>>30226392
$50 but I buy every dip too.

>>30224906
The only hold face that matters

>>30224943
it's an inverse etf

>>30226393
Not going to be a double top, take the V and invert it. The last spike got squashed doubt it’ll happen again with so many big boys playing

>>30226492
ive been waiting for a solid dip for the whole week. its going ever higher. wouldnt count on a significant discount anytime soon.

do you think their goal today is to close gme exactly 10% up to shove it in the face of the shorts who couldnt even bring it down 10% today?

>>30226477
why didn't you sell in january you nigger

>>30225116

How does 1 million sound fren?

>>30226393
Don't short me or my son ever again

>>30226393
We're headed straight to $1300 if we keep following this 1:1

aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

wait, the shills are gone, why?

why arent the hegies paying people to shill anymore?

>>30226501
ARE YOU READY?

>absolute niggers selling before AH pump
....why?

>>30225116
no

130 stable coin

120 EOD
LETS GO POWER HOUR

WHALE CHAD NEEDS TO BUMP THIS IN AH

>>30226080
Calm your tits, I didn't have the spreadsheet saved myself

>>30226583
Shorts don’t want to bring it down that much cause that would prevent them from shorting the next day

>>30226278
I brought in at $130 last week

im hooping this shit goes down next week, i want to buy

>>30226589
Because it’s going to at least 5 digit, maybe 6, unironically

>he sold
>pomp eet through the stratosphere

>>30226599
Gone?
>>30226600
THE NUMBERS SAY OTHERWISE, SHILL!

>>30226539
based brother in arms

>>30226546
The anti-etf. My God what have we created.

>>30226669
where the fuck were you for 2 months?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30226699

>Triple dubs

>>30226393
Except the actual moon won't have that hole in it.

>>30226589
i did to recoup my initial. that wasn't the squeeze though desu

>>30226657
well maybe thats the point maybe the message is were bringing this up 10% every day and you shorts cant do a damn thing about it

>>30226393
OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30226600
Good question triple dubs anon.
>GOOD QUESTION

>>30224807
This shit will go on for at least a month now, right?

>>30226743
HEY MELVIN??
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
GUREN LAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30226739
tbf, i didnt think it would go back up either

>>30226007
Kek. Imagine holding anything but GME right now. You played yourself

unironically $800 tomorrow

>>30226811
checked

>>30226856
just buy now jesus christ how salty will you be when you miss it?

>>30226477
>>30226653
Apologies good sirs. You are based and I am a retard.

>>30226872
just give me a little morning dip so I can buy some extra shares

>>30226825
HASHIRIDASHITA OMOI GA IMA DEMO

>>30226580
Nah I'm not expecting anything below $100 but I'll take any pity discount for my dumbass not jumping in sooner.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bought at $40
>sold at $150
>got back in at $120
>it spiked again

>>30226600

All [[[their]]] assets r rekt

>>30226933
Just buy calls

>>30226915
>ngmi

>>30226898
dw anon we shall ascend together

>>30226933
$130 is the goddamn discount anon
>Have you not been paying attention?

>>30226825
Based gurren chad

CLOSE AT 136 YOU CAN DO IT

>>30224906

https://twitter.com/Parade_3025

For the lawls we hodl

ifykyk

>set sell limit to 1100
Not selling til it hit that limit. Gotta make that dip back. 5 @ 280

CMON ONE LAST PUMP FOR GOOD MEASURE

>>30224807
what's this mean?

>>30224943
The new VIX

>>30226933
130 is the discount. Get in or get left behind for AH.

>>30226915
If a stock I buy it ever dips 0.01 USD at any time, I consider it a bad investment.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>30226897
i already did, at 131.24

>>30226699
TRIPLE DUBS WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT.

>>30226560
>>30226759
You're right, holy shit

Minimum shares needed to make it?

>>30227099

$420,000.00 anon

and not a penny less

Do you guys think it will ever touch 480 agian? In these types of plays I’d say never

>>30224906
I really did tell you all, hope you checked my DD

>>30227207
1

>>30226699
Based Yugiho chads

130 EOD is nice desu

>>30227235
See Volkswagen 2008

would be wild to have an SEC that actually puts a stop to blatant manipulation, wed have been done with this squeeze a month ago and it wouldve spiked above 1k

>>30227207
1

>>30226759

if this shit goes above 500 brokers are just gonna all go offline and not let anyone sell

>>30227107
>>30227107
my god this poor womans linkedin profile will see a spike in visits.
but if this is remotely right this would be a pretty fucking crazy read. levels of retardation only matched by the omisego skateboard debacle.

>>30227107
Literally false. We already know it's a reference to a GME holder that had an article written about him. He created a website that would tell you if a McDonald's ice cream machine at a location was broken or not by attempting to buy an ice cream there.

>>30226983
What the fuck is that pic.... is that all real? Is this really Q and Trump crashing the fed with no survivors? LOL

Be real, what are the chances this hits 100K a share?

>>30226699
>>30227255

>>30227265
dunno she was donated by citadel and appointed by biden, we have boomers that will complain

>>30227265
>1k
Here’s your (You) and your $15 Mr. Shillenstein

THE CRAB HAS RETURNED. DIE CRAB DIE!!

>>30227328
Unlikely, but possible

>>30227302
false

>>30227235
It never will touch 480 again. The max will be at 280-310. If it hit above 1k, and I make profit, everyone in here are getting one banana each.

ah shit i think i just a deju vu

im pretty sure there were threads of this energy,like a month ago,thats pretty weird,surely they had a happy ending right?

>>30227328
27.87%

>>30227259
VW was a different situation. One guy was literally holding 96% of the float

Can we please get this over with squeeze already for fucks sake

who has the spread sheet?

>>30227042
So this is what winning feels like...

>>30227328
The chances increases with every share I buy.

Today we beat the "giant enemy crab"

>>30227265
Yeah it would be great to see plotkin and the other hedge funds go to jail for the shit they pulled with RKT.
The fucking nerve.
There are RULES in the stock market you know.

Come ooooooon get biiiig

>>30227395
u think ur so funny

Imagine how much fomo into GME there's going to be when that stimmy hits

>>30227107
>>30227311

doesnt stop a good pump LOL

>>30227392
>2 posts
>both FUD
Go fuck yourself faggot.

>>30227328
not good, too many paper hand bitches

lots of green ids in here
closed out my 80$ purchases at 130 today and bought ten more at 130

>>30227328
Literally impossible. Trading would be completely halted long before that. If this thing even gets near 1k, which is realistically unlikely, you'll start to see market makers put absolutely fucking insane premiums on options and options are the thing that is driving the volatility in the market.

>>30227302
Would unironically lead to a market revolution

>>30227316

fed was nationalised-ish w/ the treasury by Trump when pandermic gave him emergency powers.

when fed bugged out last week, GME shot up remember?

>$132.37 stablecoin

welp here it goes holy shit

>>30227207
1 ticket to board

>>30227446
I want it too, anon
But who the fuck knows

>>30227265
>1k
Why is everyone saying this? It's unrealistically low and could happen purely through hype/gamma squeeze.

>>30227468
thanks for taking these bags

130 is the new crabbing area, and 140 is all but confirmed to be the new floor from here on out. I'm feeling pretty good.

>>30227569
>>30227569
>>30227569
>>30227569
>>30227569
new thread

>>30227506
They’ve already admitted it would have hit 1k last time if not for RH/broker shenanigans

>managed to buy a few at 130.60 at the bottom of the last dip
I'm getting better at this.

>>30227518
I do remember the nationalized-ish thing... all fed shit has to go through the treasury and whatnot. And yeah, the fed going down last week exactly before GME blasted off... God damn, what a timeline lmao

>>30227632
Yes but that was before they were completely ready for levels of this fuckery. They're more than ready for it now and the premiums on options are much higher this time around, right now, than they were before the previous pump up unto 400. They won't let it get that crazy again.

22 @ 223

If only I had waited and put this money in when it sunk below 100. How do I cope

>>30227400
and in this situation institutions hold 200% of the float

>>30227302

Good thing we have the national quard standing by lawls

[[[they]]] playing 5d chess when Trump playing 5D CounterStrike

>>30227328
0%
It may hit $200 though

>>30227782
Hold and have faith bro

>>30224975
lmao reddit army is here

>>30224906

>>30227328
100k, no chance, 10k, maybe? 1k like a 99% chance

>>30227328
no one knows youre getting replies of guesses.

1k is the ceiling

>>30227854
this is retarded FUD

bet we 4:30 at 135

singlez - thomas the cant be fucked engine steamrolls Biden
dubs - $420,000 / share
trips - $69,420,000 / share
quads+ ID post # / share

>>30226246
my god

>>30228631

you will now refer to me as the King of Games

dubs

GodspeedGentleman