>just bet on this magic money market nobody understands for your ability to reture

[Anonymous No.30221188]

>just hope it goes up forever and ever and the last 40 years weren’t a historical anomaly bro
>just put 10% of your paycheck in it bro, if you save normally your money won’t be worth anything anyway bro
>just put your ability to feed yourself during old age into this giant money market filled with tons of competing interests constantly trying to fuck you over bro, just do it bro

[Anonymous No.30221270]

science and math only seem like magic to fucking RETARDS such as yourself

[Anonymous No.30221301]

>>30221188
What don't you understand about it

[Anonymous No.30221368]

also you don't understand how inflation works despite having access to the internet, you should be ashamed

[Anonymous No.30221389]

>>30221270
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.30221431]

>>30221270
Yeah bro, the fact that the “stock market” will always go up no matter what for decades on end has been proven out just like the theory of gravity. There are no historical anomalies, we are living in a time of endless, exponential growth, the stock market will always go up by 7% a year no matter what.

[Anonymous No.30221503]

>>30221389
>meme about people using "muh science" to justify retardation
>hurr it's onions cringe to talk about science

How do you not understand how to use this meme? Are you fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.30221581]

>>30221431
Crypto isn't a stock you shithead

[Anonymous No.30221614]

>>30221188
yes
if it doesn’t work out i’m killing myself
all or nothing

[Anonymous No.30221665]

>>30221581
Nobody mentioned crypto you complete retard

[Anonymous No.30221693]

>>30221581
>just bought like 40 shares of ETH lmfao

[Anonymous No.30221695]

the biggest institutions have so much control over the stock market I don't see the reason why a small time investor would waste any time with it especially since crypto has had such a great return

[Anonymous No.30221710]

>>30221188

[Anonymous No.30221785]

>>30221665
If you are on this board contemplating stocks at all there is no saving you

[Anonymous No.30221823]

>>30221270
>marginalism
>science and math

Someone, tell him

[Anonymous No.30221834]

>>30221695
Literally every person in the US is encouraged to rely almost solely on the stock market going up endlessly as it has done for our very brief period of history in order to be able to live during retirement. That’s what a 401k is.

[Anonymous No.30221874]

>>30221614
>if it doesn’t work out i’m killing myself
>all or nothing
So I take you're on disability checks to have this sort of mentality.

the problem is, if shit goes south for you you won't have the balls to do it and will just leech for gibs to be rescued.
Is this the kind of mentality I want for my country? I would vote people like you to be sent to the motherfucking gulag without a second thought, if the option was given to me.

[Anonymous No.30221906]

>>30221581
less regulation means it goes up more and goes down more. win win

[Anonymous No.30222083]

>>30221431
There can (and will) obviously be major crashes and crab markets. Especially when adjusting for inflation. But because of equity risk premiums the expected return of stocks (and other financial assets with systemic risk) the expected of stocks will always be positive.
But I shouldn’t be spoon feeding you brainlets who can’t even be bothered to learn basic finance. I’m wasting my time.

[Anonymous No.30222196]

>>30221188
only 10% of my paycheck??? ive been doing 70%

[Anonymous No.30222241]

>>30222083
you say "because of the equity risk premium" but no one can explain why the equity risk premium is what it is at a given time, or what might cause it to change in the future

[Anonymous No.30222355]

>>30221188
Yes

[Anonymous No.30222696]

>>30222083
>guy in college class I took as 18 year old say it true therefore it true!

[Anonymous No.30223196]

>>30222696

It's technically true over a LONG period of time, like, 40+ years. MSFT didn't recover for like 18 years. GE is just barely recovering after getting btfo for 20. The idea is you diversify and invest over a long period of time. Timing the market is essentially impossible for 99.9% of people and is heavily reliant on luck. Even those people who do this shit 16 hours a day every day lose money trading. The most consistent winners are long-term investors willing to scrimp and save.