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>> No.30218827
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I bought the dip only to watch it drop again. Why do I keep doing this?

>> No.30218887

Is it safe to come out yet?

>> No.30218899
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>> No.30218932

All of my stocks reversed into green exactly at 2PM. Can someone explain? This shit is rigged beyond belief

>> No.30218957
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well i'm fucked, how about you guys

>> No.30218961
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-21% and counting

>> No.30218991
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>>30218899

>> No.30219023

FUCK YOU BOBO

>> No.30219027

Use >>30218354 for now.

>> No.30219056

is elon musk gonna help us

>> No.30219065

>>30218754
>>30218827
>>30218887
>>30218899
>>30218932
>>30218957
>>30218961
>>30218991
You faggots did buy sqqq weeks ago, right?

>> No.30219115
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30219115

hey there cornpop you wanna catch a quick game of mario kart before my nap?

>> No.30219141
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cozy

>> No.30219144
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30219144

A TOAST GENTLEMENT
GET READY

>> No.30219163
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I am financially ruined

>> No.30219167

Still have plenty of cash, you aren't all in right anons?

>> No.30219243
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I D-DON'T FEEL SO G-GOOD BROS

>> No.30219258
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UH OH.
We're so close. :^)

>> No.30219294

The Wojak index seems pretty high so I bought the dip. I'm now all in tqqq and fngu.

>> No.30219304

>>30219167
If by all in you mean balls deep in a 20 dollar hooker without a bag on, yes.

>> No.30219331

We're all gonna die one day. And this dump will be irrelevant. Think on the bright side.

>> No.30219352

>TSLA sub 600
yeah im buying

>> No.30219386
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30219386

Thanks for the sweet dollarinos oilbros

>> No.30219390

governance is the coolest feature for defi. a week ago was suggested to make DSD as colaterad and now its done! many tnxx 4 mantra.

>> No.30219466
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30219466

Tfw only position is SU. Oilchads why are we so comfy?

>> No.30219477
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg

>> No.30219518

>lump summed 12k in VTI/VXUS literally yesterday
I hurt myself, today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real

>> No.30219538

>NDQ -2.76%
Bros... I thought 3x ETFs were the way
Is the dump over soon ? I'm bleeding

>> No.30219609

I hope you retards are buying this dip.

>> No.30219652
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30219652

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.30219664

Why shouldn't I put all my money in UVXY right now?

>> No.30219703

>>30219609
I am, and I'm flirting with a margin call

>> No.30219737
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30219737

MY CALLS
MY CALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.30219749
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>>30219609
This is not a dip

>> No.30219751

>>30219664
cause that would only be a 10x at best and you are looking for 100x gains, which can only be found in low cap commodity miners.

>> No.30219787

>>30219652
Oh no no no no

>> No.30219790
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>tfw bought oil contracts and a bunch of shitcoins

>> No.30219795

>>30219609
No capital left

>> No.30219839
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>>30219609
i sold all my green positions to buy more of my red positions

thats all i can do

now hold

>> No.30219861

How am I supposed to go home and tell gookfu I lost all of our money investing in soxl?

>> No.30219875
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Me watching all the new traders who've only been in a bull market buy into a bear market

>> No.30219891

I FUCKING SOLD FUCK

>> No.30219899

>MARA goes green tomorrow
>Take my gains to penny stock uranium miners
Lets pray it happens

>> No.30219967
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Can you guys pump RIG one more time before the end of the day? I have a call I need to get rid of

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO WITH OUR PENNYSTOCKS PENNYANON

>> No.30220008

>>30219861
Make racist asian noises while pulling your eyelids back and then post pink wojaks once she divorces you.

>> No.30220055

SAVE MY PORTFOLIO PAPA ELON PUMP THE HECKIN GAMESTONK

>> No.30220083
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30220083

I have said it before and I will say it again: circuit breakers will be triggered at 3:06. Plan accordingly.

>> No.30220100
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30220100

The bottom is in

>> No.30220104

>GME pumping as the market takes a shit
of course

>> No.30220107

>>30219899
I would go all in on uranium if it weren't for the coal/oil lobby making uranium negative in the public view. Will that change?

>> No.30220133

>>30220100
you said that yesterday

>> No.30220137

What cheapies are you buying bros?

>> No.30220143

Anyone buying BUZZ?

>> No.30220145

>>30220008
This isn't funny!

>> No.30220168
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>>30218754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDA6rZdPfA

oy vey!

>> No.30220174

>>30219861
Trade her out for another. They’re all the same.

>> No.30220185

why are we doomping

>> No.30220191

For the tech lovers.

Check Mochimo

Share the thoughts with me

>> No.30220248

hold on

is this the gme squeeze

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAJISYGUDBJRJLM

>> No.30220279

>GME up 10%
>everything else taking a massive shit
Genuinely tired of this market. Holy fucking shit.

>> No.30220310

STOP THE COUNT!

>> No.30220311

>>30220137
Mara @30

>> No.30220329
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>>30220100
Wish I could average down, at this point I'll just hold, I hope we're not going below 12 or shit like that

>> No.30220330
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30220330

>GME
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.30220359

>>30220185
JPow
he didn't say anything but everyone realized nobody was at the wheel of this economy anymore

>> No.30220412
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>>30220330

>> No.30220416
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30220416

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT, THE MADMEN

>> No.30220428
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30220428

>GME
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.30220434

PLS GOD PLS

>> No.30220449

GME 142 FUCKING HOW

>> No.30220454

>>30220279
Holy shit you are right
A glorified funko pop store is outperforming the market
What the fuck is this clown world

>> No.30220483

THE JEWS WANTED YOU TO SELL AND LEAVE THE MARKET SO THEY CAN SQUEEZE GME

AHAHHAHASDBASHDASDHABSJDHAD

>> No.30220496

I regret everything, take me back to the crab market.

>> No.30220505
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>>30220137
bullets and canned food before they become the new form of currency

>> No.30220509

>>30220279
are you kidding me. I sold my 0.4 shares this morning.

>> No.30220545

>>30220454
Now up 18%. I'm done.

>> No.30220561

>>30220137
MRVL

>> No.30220573
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30220573

>everything down but gme and pltr
redditors win again :/

>> No.30220589

I am pretty new to the whole stock market thing and doing pretty well (only down 10k)

thank god I learned the fundamentals first and did my DD! Everything in the market makes so much sense! Thanks GME!

>> No.30220597

>>30220412
Based

>> No.30220601

futures required to post full margin at 3:00 today. This is not a dip to buy

>> No.30220643 [DELETED] 

>>30220454
hi from /gme/

>> No.30220656
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30220656

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING RED AND GME IS FUCKING GREEN AGAIN

>> No.30220689

>gme is the best performing stock

kekaroo, welcome to clownworld bro

>> No.30220721

OHNONONONO BROS WE HAVE INVESTED INTO GME

>> No.30220786

Reminder
We had the FED printers on full capacity buying all the bonds doing all they can to help the economy
What can they do if this goes to the shitter this month?

>> No.30220793
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30220793

>COHEN TWEETS IMAGE WITH PETS.COM

>> No.30220815
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>> No.30220823

>>30220143
I am anon, but i am poor, so only 2 shares

>> No.30220825

>>30220721
WAS THE INTENTION OF YOUR POST TO AFFECT THE PRICE OF THE SECURITY??

>> No.30220840

>>30219065
>weeks ago
and lost your value as the adjustements sucked your blood.

>> No.30220861
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30220861

just bought GME at 141

>> No.30220865
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30220870

TESLA ABOUT TO GO BELOW 600
ITS OVER

>> No.30220888
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30220888

I refuse to sell and it's going to cost me because of it, fuck.

>> No.30220894
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30220894

>GME

>> No.30220895

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO WAGE AT MCKEKOLDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.30220900
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>>30220428
What did he mean by this?

>> No.30220905

>RRGB
Burgers are recession proof.

>> No.30220921
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30220921

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
DAMN YOU BIDEN

>> No.30220924

GME getting squeezed, forced covering in action right now

>> No.30220928
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I will never financially recover from this, why is everything red. I only started trading about a month ago. I was about to start selling off these positions and just invest in 3-5 things but then everything tanked. How bad I am going to get fucked?

>> No.30220932

IT'S confirmed, SOS isn't a scam and you should buy the dip.
Here's why!
https://q.futunn.com/en/feed/105831930134532?

>> No.30220936
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>nasdump
>everything else dumps
>gold in the absolute shitter
>gold miners steady
yeah, I'm thinking it's coming very soon now

>> No.30220941

>>30220861
Congratulations, You get the biggest retard award

>> No.30220942

>>30220870
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.30220949
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>>30220861
IT DROPS

>> No.30220957

ELON SAVE US

>> No.30220960

>market down
>GME up

ok

>> No.30220962
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>>30220573
PLTR was always a 4chan stock

>> No.30220965
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>oil stocks and telecoms printing
god bless

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MFW I'm all cash except for my one gme share

>> No.30220976

>>30220924
no, it's just idiots jumping cus of a tweet

>> No.30220992

>>30220870
Finally. It needs to go to $50

>> No.30220998

>>30220825
im too ecstatic we should have invested into GME since the market was blood red

>> No.30221003
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I can't look at this shit anymore, I am going to be sick.

You win Bobo fuck off now.

>> No.30221007

>>30220861
silly clown

>> No.30221010

>>30220900
Wicked kike

>> No.30221016
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30221020
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>>30220960
GME is a 3x reverse SPY ETF

>> No.30221028
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I'm only down 38% in the past 3 months holding this bear market and up 210% on the year, how am I doing bros?

>> No.30221047
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30221047

Why he didn't say everything was going to be alright?

>> No.30221050

>>30220962
True but reddit has tarnished it's good name. I am personally extremely bullish on it for the long term.

>> No.30221054

>>30220928
Not too bad imo.

>> No.30221056
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30221056

ARE YOU ENJOYING THE RIDE ANONS???

>> No.30221070

please bring back orange man

he made line go up

>> No.30221076

>>30221020
it makes sense

>> No.30221087

>>30220888
>-400
>Less than -20%
Fucking fuck off holy shit

>> No.30221091
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>AMC, GME and PLTR up
was there ever any doubt PLTR is a meme stock?

>> No.30221092

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

HERE WE GO

WE GO DOWN ONLY BOYS

>> No.30221093

>stock goes down -10%
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>stabilizes
haha that wasn't so bad it was just a pullback
>stock goes down another -10%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>stabilizes
h-haha that wasn't so bad it was just a pullback
>stock goes down another -10%
goodbye

>> No.30221100

>>30220900
>Everyone deserves a second chance
Oh my fucking god load up on gme 500$ calls right this instant

>> No.30221101

>he didnt buy GME when it was at 120 for a week
ngmi

>> No.30221106
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30221106

>>30220083
Its coming

>> No.30221113
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30221113

>>30221047
because it wont be

>> No.30221124
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It's literally going to be 3 years before my TSM stack is worth something again, huh?

>> No.30221137
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>-11%
at least I have plenty more in cash

>> No.30221139
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30221139

Somebody find Trump. Please... Where is Trump

>> No.30221145
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30221145

I have Ryan Cohen tweet insider info.

>> No.30221146

Ourguy Greg Marinara thinks this is a set up for the fed to cause a slight crash as a justification for imposing curve yield policy.

>> No.30221148

>>30221047
just wait 3 weeks

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If pic rel is real, all of bitcoin and anything related to most cryptos is forever dead.

>> No.30221157

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
ONLY WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE CAN YOU TRULY BE SET FREE
$800C LET'S GO

>> No.30221162

>>30221020
aristotle was wrong

>> No.30221168
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>>30221050
yup! it will now be a covered call income for me permanently.

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>>30221056
NO I'M STILL AT $150 AVERAGE LET ME OFF THE RIDE ALREADY PLEASE MISTER BONES I'M BEGGING

>> No.30221178

Why are semiconductors dumping so hard?
Even the big names

>> No.30221183

>>30221047
Where can i buy a flag with this mans face on it?

>> No.30221185

>>30221047
because he must have finished selling off. now he dumps and buys cheapies.

>> No.30221192

>>30220976
>no, it's just idiots jumping cus of a tweet
This is unironically the second round of shorts coming in. Retail simply doesn't have that kind of volume

>> No.30221201

i just filled out my mcdonalds application
i'm financially OVER

>> No.30221205

>>30220962
pltr has its own subreddit and they call karp "their elon"
it's reddit

>> No.30221215

That's it, I'm going to sleep.
Fuck this shit.

>> No.30221216

Shell.or Exxon bros? Also it's time to start DCA back in cash bros?

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30221218

>boomers fell for muh "soul of the nation" grift and removed the man that war turning their 401k into gold

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30221228

GAMERZ RISE UP POWER TO THE PEEPEEPOOPOO

>> No.30221249
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30221249

GME btfoing you dumb niggers AGAIN. Keep spamming and shitposting in our threads though, I guess it does get boring getting .0001% gains on boomer stocks kek

>> No.30221252

>>30220861
Look out belooooooow

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.30221260

>>30220107
Plenty of aussie penny stocks that will move within the next few years, we are going towards zero-emission

>> No.30221302

Fuck investing in this market I’m taking the consoomer pill and just gonna buy electronics and shoes

>> No.30221310

>>30221218
>implying anyone (((chose))) Biden

>> No.30221311
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30221311

I'm dying

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30221329

What’s one security I can sperg tunnel vision on and swing options with?

>UVXY?
>F?
>SLV?

>> No.30221332

Why the fuck would I start investing after Biden became president? I must be retarded

>> No.30221333

IF I COULD START AGAIN
A MILLION SHARES AWAY
I WOULDN'T BY BIOSHIT
MY LIFE IS OVER OKAY

>> No.30221343

man i'm kind of regretting parking cash in just above NAV spacs right about now. turns out when the market dumps there's no buyers at all so they just crash through NAV, even though buying and redeeming is literally free money.

>> No.30221356

>>30221162
Aristotle fucked your mom, fag

>> No.30221364

>>30221178
semiconductors are a meme

>> No.30221369

>>30221047
because he has a short position on tesla

>> No.30221381

>>30221311
leverage is a hell of a drug

>> No.30221384

STOP SPLITTING THREADS

>> No.30221385
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>>30220861
Literally just hold it

>> No.30221388

>>30221311
Jesus how aggressively leveraged were you?

>> No.30221410

>>30221311
fucking how?

>> No.30221428

>>30221311
F

>> No.30221435

>>30221311
whats this pattern called?

>> No.30221444

>>30221218
I miss him bros. Why couldn't they see through the new york attitude and look at the results?

>> No.30221449

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.30221450
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>>30221192
oh no short people with the ladders are at it again

>> No.30221454

I keep selling the bottom i keep selling the bottom i keep selling the bottom

>> No.30221461

>>30220279
>We lived to see the day when gamestop is unironically a hedge against inflation and a reliable predictor of market movement

I'm convinced that quantum immortality is real and the human race has nuked itself into extinction in so many branches of the multiverse that we are now occupying the one that ends up with President Kanye.

>> No.30221464

>>30221311
>Robbin' Hood
It's time to stop investing

>> No.30221469

>>30221156
This isn't true, and if it was true that RSA was broken then complaining about bitcoin would be like if gravity stopped working and your biggest complaint is not being able to play horseshoes anymore.

>> No.30221482

>>30218754
Sqqq chads lets celebrate

>> No.30221484

Huge discount on bit miners, what's everybody buying?

>> No.30221491

>>30221435
Jewish subversion.

>> No.30221496

I'm temped to buy more VUZI and BITF but hesitating. Wtf should I do bros I'm 20 % in cash?

>> No.30221502

someone is saving us

>> No.30221505

>>30221364
Why when theres a clear shortage. At least it can somehwhat justify the p/e. Not so much for rest of tech which is chilling compared to semis atm

>> No.30221510
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>>30221385

>> No.30221528

IF EVERYTHING DUMPS HOW ARE THE JEWS MAKING MONEY

>> No.30221538

>>30221205
yes but it was here first, hopefully this month have shaken out that filfth anyway.

>> No.30221540

>all those zoomers buying into the bearish market
:D :D :D :D :D :D

>> No.30221544
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30221544

I'm 100% PLTR with a 20 average

>> No.30221549

>>30221435
The GUH.

>> No.30221550

>>30221162
kys nigger

>> No.30221553

>>30221343
Yeah CFII almost at 9 now. I feel like i should dump any available penny i have in it and just redeem at 10 at merge.

>> No.30221557

>>30221450
You keep fucking seething but I've yet to see you making money lmao

>> No.30221569

>>30221496
just buy everything inverse, things are gonna still be bleeding red

>> No.30221572

>>30221484
I bought 200 more BFARF when it dumped
What an overreaction

>> No.30221573

>>30221435
The RedditHood fumble
Imagine using a brokerage service that you can't even call actual brokers
>>30221484
If you buy into any crypto miner shares before BTC dumps to the bottom, under $30k, you're retard

>> No.30221579

>>30218754
Who the F does this little stock SFM think it is?

>> No.30221588
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30221588

Thanks for the cheapies all you Robinhood, paper hand, homos. Stocks are returning to their rightful owners.

>> No.30221598

>>30221528
They sold the top and will buy the bottom

>> No.30221603

>>30221528
They bought puts.

>> No.30221604

>>30221482
Is it really as easy as buying a heap of leap puts on sqqq or an I just a tard?

>> No.30221605

>>30221385
Where do you find these splits

>> No.30221620

>>30221528
>buy puts
>short everything with trillions of dollars until people panic sell
>sell puts, buy calls
>cover your short position, buy cheapies

>> No.30221621
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30221621

I sure hope you anons bought this dip. Only warned all day. And I sure hope you sold oil, warned you at the height.

Not too late, you won't catch the bottom but you will be close enough to capture a comfy ride. Reminder if we dump one more time, that is it anyways.

Personally betting the jobs report tomorrow is PRICED IN, and even though it won't be pretty it will be higher than the "whispered" number. Oversold, news might be better than expected, if we end the day as a bounce off correction territory then we may in for a huge climb or perhaps a small retest before a huge climb. Or we dump and beg Powell for help, which we will get it then. Revised odds of green to red day tomorrow currently 75-25.

>> No.30221634
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30221634

Say you're sorry.

>> No.30221640
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30221640

>>30221385
Just lol

>> No.30221642

>>30221469
How do you know this isn't true? You clearly didn't read the paper.
As for muh false equivalence, you're wrong because most of crypto is not RSA, thankfully. There are of course more pressing matters to think about, but none that are particularly profitable, especially that is tied to stocks routinely discussed here.

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>>30221385
Who the fuck is that crazy

>> No.30221645
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30221645

The Senate are debating the stimulus bill right now, everything could reverse tomorrow in which case I hope you bought the DIP

>> No.30221664
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HE DIDN'T BUY TSLA DIP

>> No.30221667

>>30221588
that's a cute boy

>> No.30221669
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30221669

i've been GUH ing for weeks now
fuck the nasdaq

>> No.30221671

What's going to happen in the power hour? I'm thinking it goes back up and we finish barely green for the day.

>> No.30221689

>>30221572
Got links to the DD on them?

>> No.30221691

>>30221605
Ask darkpool anon politely

>> No.30221701

>>30220815
i love fake legs costumes theyre so silly

>> No.30221715
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30221715

What the fuck does this mean??

>> No.30221721
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30221721

>Jerome didn't print hard enough

>> No.30221723

>>30221505
there is a point where people(normies) dont need more computing power. semi's are literally being driven by crypto rn

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30221739

>GME already cratering again
please just do the thing already

>> No.30221743

>>30221528
X floods the market with large number of their shares, selling them at a profit. Y sees the share price going down and follows suit by selling again which results in more people selling as the share price further plummets. X now buys their shares back in at an absurdly low price to sell Y at a profit as soon as they FOMO in again at a later point in time

>> No.30221748

>>30221573
Your thinking is so pedestrian. Long miners, short bitcoin.

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30221760

>stocks will never be this low again
>anon sold

>> No.30221763

>>30221528
short the top
buy the bottom
repeat until we're all eating bugs and they're literally eating our flesh

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30221764

>>30221311
Post your crypto wallet and a sharpie in you're pooper with a timestamp. It'll help cover your margin call

>> No.30221767

>>30221538
>yes but it was here first
and everyone smart already sold at 35+ and moved on

>> No.30221768

>>30221715
they're going to call you, just block their number and you'll get your money back

>> No.30221775

>>30221642
>How do you know this isn't true? You clearly didn't read the paper.

If it was true he could prove it, but he doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSA_Factoring_Challenge

>> No.30221776

>>30221557
I made a lot when I sold at $300

>> No.30221784

>>30221620
how are we supposed to oppose such jewishness

>> No.30221816

>>30221528
they make the fed print money so they can keep accumulating and getting into majority holder positions. from there they will then simply siphon off cash from the company

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>>30221715
you're about to get fucked, and not in a good way

>> No.30221847

>have no expenses
>make $3k a month
>put literally all of it into the market
>not neet
guess my job

>> No.30221851

>>30221715
you owe money that you didnt have to buy memes, good job

>> No.30221857

>>30221715
It mean you're about to see some money

>> No.30221863

>>30221640
What ever this girl said to that gopnic had to have been correct for him to get that mad.

>> No.30221868

for two fucking weeks you y

>> No.30221877
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30221877

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING!!

>> No.30221879
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30221879

Fuck the retards that made me fall for the CRBP meme

>> No.30221885
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30221885

>tqqq
>soxl
>ark
>spac's

Defeated.......

>> No.30221891

>>30221385
dark pool anon is a retard that pays for fake darkpool data

>> No.30221893

>>30221847
trust fund kiddie

>> No.30221901

>>30221879
thats a cute cat

>> No.30221908

>>30221748
short bitcoin short miners short everything it's all over

>> No.30221911

aaaaand were back, hope you bought the dip Anon!

SOXL to $50 next week

>> No.30221920

Fuck me vix is up, hedgies reducing exposure.. time to short some stuff. Any ideas?

>> No.30221926

>>30221739
Cratering back to 120, which is still 100 more than where it should be.

>> No.30221940

>>30221847
Onlyfans from parents house?

>> No.30221944

FRIENDLY REMINDER

https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

THE GOYIM NEVER WIN

FRIENDLY REMINDER

>> No.30221946

>be long tesla from 601 x5 leverage
>take profit
>go short from 612 x5
>moons to 620

AHHHHHHHH

>> No.30221947

>>30221444
>Why couldn't they see through the new york attitude and look at the results?

It feels like 90% of the people I talk to about politics treat it as a soap opera where their emotions are involved, rather than just looking at the policies and seeing if they are good for the country or not. This goes for both sides. But mostly democrats do it.

Spent 4 years listening to liberal friends and family go off about how they hate Trump. I remember one time I asked my friend "so...which of his policies do you not agree with?" and he paused for a moment and finally said "his trade dealings with china". I asked him why he has this seething hatred for Trump while claiming he's a terrible president, and all he can come up with is that he doesn't like Trumps trade policies? "The guy is a fucking jackass". Yeah, ok.

We need limitations for voting. Desperately. Especially as retards are given a louder voice. 1 vote per intact family with atleast 1 child under 18 living in the house, and can't have been on welfare in the last year before voting.

>> No.30221952

>>30221715
delete the app asap

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you know what causes sell-offs? red breaking new flashes on all the market sites that boomers read.

>> No.30221958
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WHY IS UVXY FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!! I INVESTED EVERYTHING IN IT AT $10.30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.30221962

>>30221847
Rent boy who lives with his mom.

>> No.30221965

>>30221885
spacs just bottomed out, only fucked if they are post merger really

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>>30218754
>He thinks its over

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30221979

>he didnt buy the dip

>> No.30221982

>head chief money guy warns of inflation
>slv dumps
I mean, are they literally just spiting the redditors for thinking they could make money?

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>>30221776
And you're not back in for round 2? I smell bullshit fren.

>> No.30222002

>>30221847
Military?

>> No.30222007

>>30221911
dead cat bounce
it's over

>> No.30222014

>>30221715
rip anon you about to get liquidated

>> No.30222017

>entire US economy doing a dead cat bounce

>> No.30222023

>>30221847
Guy who give a quicky at the back of Joe?

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Bull. Trap.

>> No.30222040

>>30221847
Brogrammer working remote living with parents.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30222051

>>30221982
It was gonna dump anyway. The silver stackers will never be allowed to make it.

>> No.30222053
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30222053

stop the count right fucking now bobo

>> No.30222056

Im buying so much shit that dumped like 20% today. This is panic

>> No.30222064

Why the fuck is everything crashing but GME? Fuck fuck fuck

>> No.30222081

>>30221958
No More Doom Posting

>> No.30222084
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30222084

>Square adds Jay Z to the board of directors and acquires his failed streaming platform

oh yeah thats a sell signal

>> No.30222094

>>30222039
Certainly feels like it

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>>30221926
i'm in at $150, i want off the ride

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>>30221958
That’s because I sold my UVXY calls and bought puts at the bottom

>> No.30222108

>>30221965
I thought they were when i was at - 5% NAV. Now im closer to - 10%.

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you did load up on the UTZ dip right anon

>> No.30222144
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>>30221715
Prepare your anus!

>> No.30222169

>>30221982
the entire silver thesis involves the fact that SLV and the COMEX is a scam and predicts that physical silver will reach true price discovery
regardless if they are right or not, SLV going down does not disprove them

>> No.30222172

>>30222056
Look at this time last year, that’s exactly what the markets will be doing again. screencap thisthis

>> No.30222184

>>30221689
I didn't save any of 'em but maybe some other anon can provide.
Only BTC can kill BFARF. Whatever debt they had was already cleared away and they've already got a ton of new miners ordered.
IIRC they already mine 9 per day.

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>he is still holding

>> No.30222190

>>30222137
I just ate some during lunch desu senpai.

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>>30218754
How much is everyone down?

>> No.30222209

>>30222056
what are you going to do on friday when everything you bought has dumped another 78%

>> No.30222219

>>30222084
Say what you want about Jay Z, but he definitely knows how to sell things, whether it's drugs or bad music.

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>>30222107
Fuck you. You're gonna regret buying those puts.

>> No.30222243

>>30222084
Actually a buy signal. Cant get more satanist than that

>> No.30222253

>>30222206
I'm up, bigly.
t. GME holder

>> No.30222255

NO NO NO NASDAQ

>> No.30222262

Hey we have 7 minutes till full margins requirements go into effect for the weekend. Better sell if you bought the dip cause this could get ugly.

>> No.30222283

>>30222206
300 bucks

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30222284

>>30221715
i cant wait for more posts like this

>> No.30222288

>scalped a TQQQ quickie that actually put me in the green today
What the fuck, I'm a terrible trader

>> No.30222296

>>30221444
They live on TV and youtube, they want to get back to their shows. It's like neuroprogramming where they just fuck up all of your entertainment everyday until you give up and give them what they want.

>> No.30222298

Next

>>30222276
>>30222276
>>30222276
>>30222276

>> No.30222304

>>30222219
or failed companies apparently?

>> No.30222305

>>30222206

8%

>> No.30222315

It's all okay, my friend sold everything. He always sells at the bottom

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30222320

>>30222206

>> No.30222334
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30222334

>HE BOUGHT THE DIP AGAIN?

>> No.30222335

>>30222137
No, but now I want to import some to eat the pain away

>> No.30222346
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30222346

>>30222206
10%

>> No.30222356

>Time for an OIL RALLY!!!!

>> No.30222382

>>30222206
I'm down 130%
Over leveraged, it's over
it's all over
going to be working at mcdonalds starting monday

>> No.30222383
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30222383

>>30222222

>> No.30222387

I literally revamped my entire portfolio this morning. I took off work to do it. Nothing but oil holds, SQQQ, bought the redditmeme SKT for shits and gigs, and SFM off of it getting mentioned last night in a thread.

SFM is literally the illuminati or something.

>> No.30222389
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30222389

These digits say we have a long way down

>> No.30222396

>>30221047
He deliberately wants to crash the market, so that the fed can come up with the "solution" of implementing YCC.

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30222424

>>30221482
are you kidding me? I'm losing so much money with this! who shilled me that stock? what does it even do? I'm literally shaking right now! what am I gonna tell Shaneeka? Fuck it, I'm moving in with Mooniique tonite

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30222462

>11 out of 14 stocks I have significant amounts in are red
>down -6.56% total
>-2.88% today alone
I want off this ride I want off this ride I want off this ride

>> No.30222466
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>>30221767
well you may have me here, but as of now I plan on selling covered calls forever for long gains.

>> No.30222485

>>30222206
still up just not as up
GUSH and BP are making gains but dropped a lot from open. Surprisingly my only red stock is MO which usually never fails me

>> No.30222505
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>>30222206
31% from ath

>> No.30222518
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30222518

>>30222206
1.6%

>> No.30222527

>>30222056
sure feels like it, do you think inflation will be high enough to make value stocks actually outperform medium term though, i dont really think so but i wouldnt know what numbers to look at to test that feeling

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30222562

>>30221502
is it Elon? I always knew he would one day reveal his true identity

>> No.30222587

>>30222206
6k (6%). Not that bad. I've bought several dips today and am up on 2/3 of them so far.

>> No.30222600

>>30222304
This might be the biggest con of his life. Although Dr. Dre still holds the award for rapper who managed to sell the shittiest company for the most money.

>> No.30222603

>>30222206
around 50% thanks to x3 leverage

>> No.30222630

wait why are people saying its going to crash again tomorrow?

>> No.30222649
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30222649

>>30222206
25% down from a month ago which was my ATH
13% in the red today

>> No.30222695

>>30222630
Because it's the bear market now, zoomers are soon to learn a good lesson.

>> No.30222725

>>30222630
Maybe the jobs report? But probably because that's what it's been doing every day for the past two weeks.

>> No.30222791

>>30221775
>he could prove it
What do you think the paper is about, genius?

>> No.30222816

>>30222206
Down $2,500 (from $36,500 to $34,000) in the past month.

>> No.30222847
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30222847

>>30221920
Buy bear etf. Don't short.

>> No.30222863

>>30222206
19%

>> No.30223048

>>30220840
Up 25% so I don't think you understand short etfs

>> No.30223082

>>30222206
-14% in 10 days.

>> No.30223144
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30223144

>>30222630
>>30222695
>>30222725
Because of a few days red it's a bear market? Soft hand faggots.

>> No.30223145

>>30221364
What the fuck even is a semiconductor? I've never seen one, I don't know how they work, are they even real?

>> No.30223220

What dip to even buy? There are so many :^)?

>> No.30223408

>>30223220
>buy the dip today
it dips again tomorrow
>buy the dip tomorrow
it dips again the day after tomorrow

you simply cannot win

>> No.30223634
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30223634

Wojak levels high so I buy.

>> No.30223641

Should I buy some TZA or is this a false alarm?

>> No.30223975
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YEAAAAAAAH

SHORTS SHORTS SHORTS

SHORTS SHORTS
SHORTS

>> No.30224088

>>30223408
Nigga sell and stop buy dips boom you win

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