/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.30217226]

> be me 21 yo incel chad with $500k in crypto still working minimum wage part time
> 18yo coworker and me talk it up surprisingly well
> i tell her i moved into town not long ago, she responds she recently moved together with her 19yo best friend girl to study here
> asks me if i can come over after work to help them with some leftover ikea stuff they both didnt manage to put togehter, also says she will cook something

i never had a father figure besides MGTOW and Redpill youtube channels run by divorced middle aged guys
what do? will i become an orbiter if I go there?

[Anonymous No.30217364]

>>30217226
Just go and see what happens they are probably just using you to build them a table

[Anonymous No.30217371]

She's interested, dumbass. Just go there, don't be a pussy and you'll get that girl.

[Anonymous No.30217424]

>>30217226
Sounds like a setup bro, sketchy as hell, I would steer clear.

[Anonymous No.30217531]

>>30217226
You go and if it's not fun, excuse yourself and leave.

Don't fucking mention crypto either...

[Anonymous No.30217536]

>>30217226
just be yourself bro

[Anonymous No.30217565]

>>30217226
Yeah retard. How do you not realize that she friendzoned you? If you go she's just going to make you look like a dumbass while she texts chad to schedule her dick appointment later.

[Anonymous No.30217616]

>>30217226
If the other girl is not there, it's a date. Congrats, you're getting laid today. And don't tell her about the money, obviously.

[Anonymous No.30217662]

if it's just gonna be her and she cooks - awesome
if it's her and her friend watching you build furniture and you get aww anon thanks, you are so sweet - not so awesome, she will probably get railed by chad later that day

[Anonymous No.30217663]

>>30217226
shitty reddit tier fan fiction, go back

[Anonymous No.30217706]

>>30217226
Obviously shes interested. Go and give no fucks if it turns out badly. There will be other fish to fry.

[Anonymous No.30217721]

she's going to rape you with a strap on while her girlfriend masturbates to gay porn in the other room

[Anonymous No.30217726]

>>30217226
I've been there anon, well minus the 500k. The girl grilled some chicken, got me drunk, and fucked me on her living room carpet. We've been together 6 years now.

[Anonymous No.30217782]

>>30217226
yes every second you aren't fucking pussy you are their orbiter. I don't even like sex or pussy and I can tell you I would never waste a single second talking to a woman that has no interest in giving out.

[Anonymous No.30217819]

>>30217721
kys degenerate.
>>30217226
OP if you like her go over there. if her friend isn't there or finds a reason to leave, go for it. if she sticks around be upfront and tell her what you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.30217901]

>>30217226
You'll only become an orbiter if you do any of the stuff a bunch of incel youtubers have told you.

[Anonymous No.30217987]

>>30217226
do you lift?

[Anonymous No.30218016]

>>30217226
this is ur perfect chance to tell her all that u can think about is her getting deep dicked by some stud and letting u clean up the creampie after hes done. let her know u have 500k in crypto and ur more than willing to pay the price for this privilege

[Anonymous No.30218027]

>>30217901
make sure it's a trade OP. She cooks for you, you help assemble the furniture. If she has zero plans for dinner when you get there, send her to the kitchen to fix it.

[Anonymous No.30218052]

>>30217226
Go, build table, bring wine

[Anonymous No.30218071]

>>30217226
>i never had a father figure besides MGTOW and Redpill youtube channels run by divorced middle aged guys
top kek. zoomerdom is funny

[Anonymous No.30218083]

>>30217226
You are a beta doomed to be an orbiter if you are so clueless and non confident. Sry bro, going to have to learn the hard way

[Anonymous No.30218099]

>>30217721
been there unfortunately

[Anonymous No.30218103]

>>30218016
you faggots are sick in the head. https://easypeasymethod.org/the-easy-method.html

[Anonymous No.30218206]

>>30217424
Lmao

But seriously op you carry right? Make sure you that piece prints obviously and that you aren’t the type of dude to fuck around. Be really condescending and make them do all the work and just keep repeating “teach a man to fish...” while keeping your hand on your waist ready for the quick draw.

[Anonymous No.30218209]

>>30217226
>help "them"

Anon if you are going with two women its not a date, you're just going to be a fucking orbiter.

[Anonymous No.30218246]

>>30218103
sir that scenario would not ever be considered sick by any rational human. it is absolutely based and creampiepilled

[Anonymous No.30218336]

>>30218246
cucks are ngmi faggot.

[Anonymous No.30218378]

She's offering to cook for you in exchange for helping with some furniture. If nothing else, she's trying to compensate you for your effort which is cool.

Go and help a friend out, don't psych yourself out thinking about it too much before hand.

May they'll just be cool friends to hang out with. Maybe it turns into something more. Only time will tell.

If you are mechanically inclined we can talk about tools for the job. Don't mention your crypto and compliment the food she made even if it's not that great. I'm proud of you anon, you'll do well in life no matter how this small chapter pans out.

[Anonymous No.30218429]

>>30218103
all I can think about my exgf I still love is her being creampied daily while I crave her attention and is fucking me up

[Anonymous No.30218444]

Easy sex, don’t mess it up

[Anonymous No.30218549]

>>30217226
pump her full with your chad cum

[Anonymous No.30218658]

>>30217226
Talk to her and her roommate about how much you like loli

[Anonymous No.30218968]

>>30217662
>free meal for literally 120 seconds of work putting a table together
I mean it's a win/win, even if she has no amorous intentions.

[Anonymous No.30219010]

>>30218378
>>30218444
>>30218549
>>30218658
This is it, these are the only good posts in the entire thread.

[Anonymous No.30219146]

You go over there, you act easygoing, like this is natural and something you do often. Do your best to smile and feel at home and don't think up autistic things. You're probably not getting laid here but she is feeling you out and if she finds you friendly enough you will get it in the 2nd or 3rd meeting.

Literally fake it until you make it

[Anonymous No.30219259]

>>30217424
>GIMME ALL YO EFFERIUM WHYTIE! MAH GIRL STACY SAID U A RICH NIGGA!
>Oh my gawd Tyrone, please don't hurt him *giggles*

[Anonymous No.30219269]

>>30217226
>besides mgtow and redpill
Oh fuck. ANON PLEASE ACT NORMAL. JUST TREAT THEM LIKE HUMAN BEINGS. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED ASK THEM IF THEY'D BE INTERESTED IN DOING STUFF SOMETIME. JUST ONE THOUGH OFC IT'S A DATE AND FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK IGNORE ALL THE INTERNET BULLSHIT AND JUST TREAT THEM LIKE PEOPLE. PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.30219308]

>>30217226
It's definitely this >>30217371

[Anonymous No.30219322]

> Want to sleep
> Making bags
> Getting in $MCM

Woke up with gains

[Anonymous No.30219373]

>>30217226
Yes you'll become an orbiter

[Anonymous No.30219449]

OP, she was going to cook that meal anyway, where you already planning on building furniture for fun?

No, she is using you.

[Anonymous No.30219462]

>>30218016
KEK

[ALARHABE No.30219479]

kek, see this poop on /biz/
these stupids think we will go for this trash
>I am not a racist but these pajeets are so dumb
>good that my purse is in safe on justliquidity with their amazing staking and yield farming

[Anonymous No.30219541]

She wants you to build her Ikea bed so you can creampie her on it desu its literally that simple. Bring some beer and a condom.

[Anonymous No.30219725]

>>30217226
>i never had a father figure besides MGTOW and Redpill youtube channels run by divorced middle aged guys

[Anonymous No.30219786]

>>30217226
>by divorced guys
Dude watch unironically CoachRedPill (and 2nd channel GonzaloLira). He is my internet dad at least.
We are gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.30219797]

>>30217226
you are fucked man. you need to get off this site. very pathetic post

[Anonymous No.30219825]

>>30217226
If i could go back in time and give myself advice the first thing would be buy bitcoin, eth and link. But the second advice would be to forget everything about PUA, redpill, mgtow and all these bullshit.

If you like a girl just speak with her like a normal human being, if she's attracted being your natural you will be enough and if she's not nothing you can say will change that.

[Anonymous No.30219847]

>Girl has stuff that needs to be moved
>Girl asks anon to move the stuff and offers to make up for it with food
>AM I GOING TO BECOME AN ORBITER OH MY GOD WHAT DOES SHE MEAN
You'll show up there, move stuff and then eat. Maybe make small talk which will undoubtedly be awkward, but you need all the practice at social interaction you can get. She's just some person with a vagina, relax nigger.

[Anonymous No.30219892]

>>30217226

Just go , even if it turns out to be a nothingburger it will be a learning experience on how to talk to women.

[Anonymous No.30219909]

>>30219541
Don't bring beer you fucking retard, that will make them gassy and embarrassed. Bring some GHB and double-deck those whores on their shitty furniture.

[Anonymous No.30220110]

If her friend starts to randomly flirt with you or asking you to do something , then the girl probably likes you.

[Anonymous No.30220169]

>>30218099
story time?

[Anonymous No.30220222]

>>30219825
This

[Anonymous No.30220260]

>>30217226
Sounds like she's down to fuck. Save the ikea bed for last and say something like "we should really test the bes to make sure it's comfortable" get her to lay next to you and let mother nature do the rest. I believe in you OP.

[Anonymous No.30220294]

>>30217226
you will but do it anyway
greentext your story here on /biz/ tomorrow

do it anon

[Anonymous No.30220296]

>>30217226
Go. Dont talk about politics.

[Anonymous No.30220300]

>>30220110
This.
Bitches be crazy

[Anonymous No.30220315]

>>30217782
>I don't even like sex or pussy
One of the most based things I've ever read here

[Anonymous No.30220354]

If you're unlucky you might have to go through the chore of having sex, but you're most likely going to get a nice homecooked meal in exchange for 2 minutes of food, which is a great deal.

[egas No.30220408]

>1 post by this id
>ppl still respond to this retarded bait
/biz/ is a shithole

[Anonymous No.30220484]

>>30220354
>exchange for 2 minutes of food
2 minutes of work *
damn anon I'm hungry and jealous

[Anonymous No.30220535]

>>30220260

This. It’s not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.30220602]

>>30220408
shut the fuck up, I want some presa iberica with jus sauce, idgaf if OP is larping.

[Anonymous No.30220627]

>>30217226
just see what happens
idk why people make the friendzone out to be so scary, if you find yourself in/nearing the friendzone just move on, dont pay much attention to her

[Anonymous No.30220681]

Women that put out immediately leave nothing to be desired

[Anonymous No.30220705]

Sorry for hijacking your thread, but your first line kind of sounds like an issue i have
>23
>500k crypto
>work fast food
>recently tried my hand at swing trading
>turned the 500k into 700k
>the proceeded to lose almost all of it down to 85k

This happened over the course of a few years now, but i have not once paid taxes on this shit and recently learned it was all apparently taxable events. Am I going to get btfo by the IRS or will the fact that I lost so much make up for all of it?

[Anonymous No.30220713]

>>30217226
If you want to keep your finances intact I would just ignore those dumb whores. If they give you free sex, so be it but if not. RUN.

[Anonymous No.30221000]

>>30217782

so ur a faget then

[Anonymous No.30221009]

>>30217226
NOOO DON’T ANON THEY ARE GOING TO TIE YOU UP AND BEAT YOUR PRIVATE KEYS OUT OF YOU.

Ok but seriously:
Show her your crypto, girls love it.

[Anonymous No.30221021]

>>30217226
>will i become an orbiter if I go there?
Woah woah woah. That’s where you have the sex! Have you not learned anything yet? You GO!

[Anonymous No.30221058]

Go for sure. If she friendzones you no biggy.
At that point start showing her friend more attention. It will naturally make her jealous. Unless you are a chad it's always a psyc game. Coming from manlet who learned those skills. It works.

[Anonymous No.30221062]

>>30217226
500k in crypto
you better get out fast
we're in bear market territory now

[Anonymous No.30221132]

>>30218429
Bro she's getting gorilla fucked by tyrone right now. Find a different whore.

[Anonymous No.30221152]

>>30217226
Whatever you do DO NOT tell them your networth

[Anonymous No.30221250]

>>30217226

This post brought back memories of when I was 17 and this girl from work had me over her place. She was wearing one of those long sweatshirts that covers your ass, and when she got in the bed I saw she was wearing only panties. I told her "Hey, you should really put on some pants. It's pretty cold.". She smiled awkwardly then put on some sweatpants. Over the next 2 hours all we did was hold hands in bed and watch Youtube. I never made one single move because I was too scared since I was a kissless virgin and thought I would fuck up. I still stay up at night and think about that moment.

Anyway anon, moral of the story is that you need to not be a pussy. Think about it as a learning experience and it won't hurt as much if you fuck up.

[Anonymous No.30221305]

>>30220705
You're a fucking moron but at least this is a good learning experience.

The IRS isn't out to fuck your asshole, they are out to get what they are owed and more reasonably, what they can realistically get. That 85k you have will probably be all paid out to the IRS.

You need to explain your situation with them and they will work with you. You won't be left in the gutter penniless.

[Anonymous No.30221379]

>>30217226
you do go. you act normal. you dont sperg out. you chill and help them with their shit, no ulterior motive. you are just beginning to know each other, its dumb to try to escalate this early, you can if youre in it just to pump and dumo. i am not burger tho, so take this with a grain of salt.