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apology for poor english

when were you when SOXL dies?

i was sat at home drink munster when pjotr ring

‘tech is kill’

‘no’

and you???????????

lean bros, where did it all go wrong?

TURN ON THE FUCKING PRINTER JEROME

>10yr
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I'm about to lose everything in SOXL

Thanks for the c-cheapies!!!!

can they stop their stupid algos

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHH

My MNST shares are up 1%

HOLY FUCK
just found out i'm probably going to lose my job on monday...
and now ALL of my stocks are crashing hard

CRBPshill...
pls... I need the money back to feed my village...

>>30213255
>He didn't bought the GME dip
Ngmi

IT'S HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywsh5Rjg1LU

TURN ON THE PRINTERS JPOW

This is just a minor correction stop freaking out your making the paper hands nervous.

Back to ATH next week

BLACK MONDAY INCOMING

UVXY is crabbing and the rest of my holdings are tanking, This is hell.

SLGG anons anyone out there? should i buy SLGG?

Praise Allah for TMV.

>>30213345
they aren't cheap if you consider the value as a percentage of my portfolio

Anyone else stupid enough to double down on their stupid meme portfolio? Looking forward to financial ruin

Euro lads, are there any inverse Nasdaq ETFs on Degiro? I can only find S&P500 ones.

If not, I'll just buy those tomorrow to ride this shit to the bottom

EHang bro here. That piece of shit that I shilled AMTX is FINALLY tanking. I told you all it got wayyyyyy tooooo overpriced!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaa!!!
I told you all when to sell to save your ass!!!!!

if this post ends with any number except 4, this is the bottom

How's my little wolf of wallstreet
are you winning, champ

Why is $FB blue?

CASH IS KING

>>30213290
>when were you when SOXL dies?
I'm right here. But where the fuck is the SOXL tranny shill? The fat cunt shits up every thread for months and then the moment we actually want to hear from xir, xhe disappears.

I'm getting fucking JUST'd. Where's the fucking air support?!

fuck, i havent been this poor since this time last year :(

LUM IS A BAD OMEN LUM IS A BAD LUCK WOMAN LUM MUST BE TOSSED OVERBOARD, REVOLT AGAINST LUM LUM IS A BAD OMEN

>LUM IS A BAD OMEN LUM IS A BAD LUCK WOMAN LUM MUST BE TOSSED OVERBOARD, REVOLT AGAINST LUM LUM IS A BAD OMEN

LUM IS A BAD OMEN LUM IS A BAD LUCK WOMAN LUM MUST BE TOSSED OVERBOARD, REVOLT AGAINST LUM LUM IS A BAD OMEN

>LUM IS A BAD OMEN LUM IS A BAD LUCK WOMAN LUM MUST BE TOSSED OVERBOARD, REVOLT AGAINST LUM LUM IS A BAD OMEN

>>30213255
What am i suppose to do about this treasury yield stuff?? Is the bubble crashing???

Can someone give me some money so I can average down from 7.6 on Bitfarms?'

>it just hurts so much

i want to get color blind
I want to see red as green

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>30213326
Nice. How long have you been holding this?

>>30213418
digits confirm the bottom is the 9th circle of hell

CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP
AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP
MY PORTFOLIO IN THE GREEN
INSTEAD I'M GOIN' UNDER

is this the big one

>>30213430


CASH GANG CASH GANG

remember anon, day trading is impossible.
hold those red lines and keep buying only to sell the bottom like warren buffet taught you to.
also TA doesn't work and there's no such thing as mean reversion.

VIX getting closer and closer to 30. The big scary is coming boys and girls.

Quick run down on JPOW's talk?

just buying slightly more each $5 interval as SOXL dips, this is my plan there are many like it but this one is mine.

>>30213374
Just bought some more April 4c CRBP. Milkbreaths.

Heh... good one market... you sure shook out all those retail weak hands... now we can finally go up again r-right?

Motherfuckin Powell said what?! !

>>30213418

has jpow even said anything yet

>SPY down 5.39% from its ATH
Literally nothing. Shut up and buy the dip, paper hand faggots.

This literally happens every week now.
See you next week going +10% on everything before "dumping" -7%.

SM chads
where you at

trust the plan

>>30213512

>>30213323
Yeah that +Dollar going up makes me scared as fuck...I just bought more earlier thinking this is a dip...but Im not sure.

They NEED to institute a yield curve policy at this point.

Dubs and SOXL will be sub 30 at close.

>ACEV sub 10
thanks for the discounted shares

>>30213512
"We promise to do.. something. Eventually. When the time right. No more details than that"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you should have held gme unironically

>>30213401
I shorted oil when it was up 2.5%. Then more when it was up almost 6%

It’s not looking so good and that’s how my best trades start. Wish me luck....

>>30213512
the most important thing in America is pandering to wom*n and non-whites

Bye bye TSLA....

AMRS bros... tell me you're still with me...

LUM MUST GO

>LUM MUST GO

LUM MUST GO

>LUM MUST GO

LUM MUST GO

>LUM MUST GO

LUM MUST GO

>LUM MUST GO

LUM MUST GO

>LUM MUST GO

LUM MUST GO

>LUM MUST GO
LUM MUST GO

>LUM MUST GO

>>30213380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHzov33tgfg

>>30213581
this webm makes me feel better,

i wish i was an etf nigga at this point

>>30213541
>Hey it's yo nigga jerome here
>Heard ya having some issues with the stock market
>We can't do anything else lol it will continue to tank until it doesn't anymore

>>30213548
I might actually start buying at 10%
Still debating it

>PLTRannies were saying I would have to eat my words today
>current price: 24.10
PLTRanny are you okay?
Are you ok?
Are you ok PLTRanny?
PLTRanny are you ok?
(I don't know!)
Won't you tell us that you're ok

I moved out of mommy cathie's house two weeks ago and that was just in time god damn

>>30213440
>>30213634
FUCK OFF RETARD I DIDNT GIVE THAT INTERVIEW EARLIER
JPOW FUCKED US

>put all 6000 into my roth in February last year
>think about DCA this year but end up dumping 6000 into my roth in January
god damnit not again

SPX broke through 3770 support!!!!

+15% today

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

CRBP bros...we will be telling our grandchildren about this day.

Holy fuck I’m losing all my 2000 dollars noooo

>didn't make anything in the month before the January GME mooning
>didn't make anything since it ended
my success is literally 100% GME, every other play cancelled each other out. Can't even park money in an ARK ETF as a last resort because that's even worse.

>>30213628
im not looking at amrs, its a good hold senpai

So glad I didn't fall for that OMG SKT SQUEEZE bullshit that you faggots from reddit brought here.

>>30213683
You are one of the rare people to sell the top
grats

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS

>>30213401
Still HODLing fellow Hodor. Gonna take down the hedgies, comrade. Power to the players. I'm gonna drink a tasty IPA instead of onions at lunch today. I get the best leads from my exclusive news source. I don't know if you've heard of it. It's called reddit.

No but really, when do I sell this?

>This volatility on DXY

Stop Powell owie my Steel

i think i will just do a fixed term deposit and chill, i don't want to touch any other financial instrument

>>30213634
>You be the judge.

>>30213290
How to make money from fucking of prostitute

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>he bought ark

>>30213691
LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

LUM GO LUM GO LUM GO

>BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN BAD LUCK WOMAN

THIS IS A MARKET APOCALYPSE ALL STOCKS ARE GOING TO ZERO. THIS IS THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2. THE COMMUNIST HAVE TAKEN OVER THE COUNTRY. YOU WILL PAY REPARATIONS ON YOUR LOSSES.

>mfw falling for the GME meme with 100% of my portfolio saved me from the market crash

-7% today
-5% yesterday
-25% month
-50% all time gains

>>30213738
There is something seriously wrong with that country.

>>30213749
same anon im over 95% cash now

I haven’t had a drink in 4 years....

WOOOOOOO
PANICSOLD AND EVERYTHING IS EVEN CHEAPER NOW
LET'S GOOOOOO
CHEAPIEEEEEEEEEEES

>>30213401
Yeah I put more money into BITF and FORT 20 min ago because I thought they were oversold. Already down more. wheeeee

>>30213738
I bought more April 4c CRBP just now

>>30213749
80% of my non-GME profits sincenovember have been erased in the last two weeks and a good part of that was buying NNDM at the top

>fug

dat PSLV AND PHYS crash. Precious metal are kill.

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30213343
Finally.

CAM ON VIX

SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

>>30213683
i bought your bags, you are welcome

Sold everything except for BFARF and already regret it
Good shit

who here looking to buy FNGU on the dip

>>30213565
what am i looking at?

Today is fucked I’m going back to work

>>30213761
I've watched far too many options go insanely green then lose everything to massive sudden dumps, I was determined to not let that happen again. Still lost $20K after this doing stupid shit but it could have been a lot worse.

>MFW rates are fucking exploding

>Chickened out buying SPY puts
>Could have doubled my money

REEEEEEEEE

WHAT DO WE BUY

TSLA goes under $600 it's over probably

The last time someone talked about rising rates some time soon was Bernanke. and markets sold for 3 straight days following his remarks
Remain calm

>ETF is down 4%
haha funny red line went down :) i lose my money

>>30213900
maybe when it stops dipping.

Finally, /smg/ is quieting down. Though I wonder how estates handle the portfolios of people who off themselves...

all "mommy cathie" stocks are going to 0

>mfw invested in renewable energy and tech companies 1 week before the texas blackout
>I'm -20% now
As long as I'm green at the end of year Im fine

>>30213851

how likely is it to be a big nothing ?

DOWN WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30213943
TSLA is going to 0 lol

>AMZN $2978

BRAINLET HERE

>spy is down
>futures are up (VXX, UVXY)

L-Long SPY?

>down 25%
Please stop falling. I need the money to pay tyrone for taken care of my wife. Please stop

Alright, this was the capitulation and despair I was looking for. Couple more flushes should do it.

Time to sell Oil and jump back in

>>30213845
ufff
maybe next time buy less memes?
Because I am at an ATH

>>30213498
Oh wow, a sample size of 6
I think we found george soros on the thread guys

/cash gang/ idiots report in. whats for lunch? definitely not losses

>>30213634
The day he ran out of Shasta

BILI is down for the entire month. Do you think it's worth buying now or is it overvalued and can dip even further than 120?

>>30213460
A decade.

>>30213977
75%

I want to get drunk as hard as I can, wake up in a week and see everything going normal. Is it too much to ask bros???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Everybody here is doomposting but secretly buying the dip

dont be stupid, buy the dip right now

>>30214004
After looking into his eyes I have no doubt that The Great Reset is upon us

>>30213973
>I'm -20% now
Trade you
>t. -40%

>>30213255
>anon: get in oil now! it's taking off!
>buy a GUSH call
>losing money
thanks 4chan

anyone who went all in on GME below 125 looks like geniuses now

>>30213977
Well Powell literally said he isn't going to do anything lmao.
Smooth brains selling.
But seriously get out of tech that shit is inflated.

Why AMD red? Why my stocks red?

>>30213949
>CRBPajeet says to hold everything
unimaginably huge sell signal

>>30214029
haha you'll be saying that at the three month mark too don't worry

BUY ARK RIGHT NOW YOU CHUDS

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

>>30214009
we are not done until the newfags sell at a huge loss and swear to never trade again

all TSLAcultists must die

AHHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO

>>30213977
Just google the 10 year bond yield and compare to the SPY yield. Red is the future.

I just did the needful and bought the CRBP dip, sirs. Shiva willing, we will soon OOOOOOOOOOOO together.

>>30213999
>sophisticated black woman
The best kind of blacks. Ask her out

>>30214068
look at this fucking reddit cope. I've been in cash since last wednesday

>>30213459
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>30213634
EXONERATED

If people are moving to bonds, shouldn't the yield go down? I don't get it, I'm so retarded.

>>30214122
I'm being pushed alright
OFF THE EDGE

>>30213580
>SOXL
Didn't need dubs. Already below $30 now.

>>30214145
fucking kek

SOXL closing at 25

>>30214083
If something goes up 5% in the morning you're buying the daily top at lunch my man.

Fucking nigger market

God I hope this wasn't all just to kill any GME rumblings going on behind the scenes, because it's not working.

>>30214120
>>30214122
>ARKK
>SOXL
Unironically good moves after this selloff but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

what's your price target for SPY lads

>>30213845
literally me i feel u bro

>>30214172
people are selling bonds as inflation expectations are increasing

yeah it's fucking over

BASED POWELL CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS. LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>30214122
push it off a fucking cliff

>>30214172
clearly they aren't moving to bonds. people don't want bonds which is why rates are going up

>>30214100
Paper hands are scared of a fucking measly 1.5%

Moving $10k worth of TQQQ into SOXL today, again, taking advantage of the 10% difference in valuations today. Feels pretty good, free shares for doing nothing at all.

Thanks bears, free money yet again for me

>AMD

>>30213767
>from 700k to 28k
>b-b-but i avoided short term taxed

BITCOIN IS DECENTRALIZED AND DOES NOT REFLECT THE STOCK MARKET.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>30214220

literally nobody cares about GME except for /pol/ schizos and bagholders

i bought MVIS at 22

What's up with Suncor? Can't those canadian cunts take a hint that oil is going higher?

GUys, I have $173 left to pick a new stock...
Please tell me what will moon in the next week or so
I'm probably getting fired or laid off on Monday

>>30214068
Never forget Reddit faggots caused the crash with gme

How are Nancy Pelosi's Tesla Calls doing right now

>>30214172
I think the rates rise because bonds are unattractive at those rates so this raises the rates which worsens borrowing prospects for companies and also increases expected inflation which all makes stocks fall... idk it's confusing.

Hawt diggity is SOXL going to his 20ies today

What was the bottom of SOXL last march? $80 or so? Split adjusted, that's $5.33. I think i'll stagger some buys at $15 and $10

EVERYTHING
IS
RED

>>30214068
Lol good luck with that. I haven’t even covered my shorts from Monday afternoon yet.

We are going dramatically lower.

In the face of new information and the market tumbling down the 2-3% as expected, I am revising again.

Buy this dip now. Even if you bought earlier. Buy again. Expect Fed action if we go down tomorrow, so losses tomorrow will be comfy hold. We have reached breaking point and capitulation, was simply a day earlier than I expected.

I hate this clown market

I'm even down on fucking TSMC which these days is making fat stacks of profit

We are all getting what we deserve now. Fuck us, all.

>>30214172
Jerome Powell just said reopening could increase inflation, so there you go.

Also PIPP is down to 10 dollars flat lol holy fucking shit. That's why I stuck with SPACs but I'm watching as almost all of them are fucking going to 10. This is madness.

Fuck Jpow fuck America fuck everything

>>30214312
Lol i was wondering the same

>>30214275
At this point it's better to not even give that tranny the (you) he craves for.
Let him get liquidated

>>30214303
RXT

>>30214237
>>30214261
so they're moving to cash?

Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up. Mummy make ARK go back up. Mummy make Ark go back up.

>>30214025
I'm not even in meme plays, go fuck yourself.

>GEVO
Holy fuck RIP.

>>30214320
Financials, Aerospace & Defence, Oil, some Real Estate, some Utilities, still all very green. But Tech and Semiconductors are kill.

I'm just going to turn off notifications on my phone here and peace out until the 19th when my covered calls expire. see you lads in two weeks I guess

are we gonna survive this SOXL bros

>>30214303
Just keep that money in your pocket until Pink Wojacks are gone for a week

>>30214312
My only relief right now is that Pelosi and CLFtranny are both getting fucked more than I.

Never buying meme tech stocks again ever in my life. Holy fuck. Safe boomer commodity stocks only from now on.

-7%

>>30214342
I honestly think it's going to reach 100 at this rate.

TQQQ GO UP

>>30214172
foreign big boys are selling USD assets because USD is going down the shitter

>>30214402
Pretty much what I’m doing now

i wish i was an etf nigger at this point

That’s the bottom get in

>>30214312
laughing my ass off
GOOD fuck that old Trump hating cunt

ok guise I think this is the actual bottom now, things should get better now

been paper trading for the last couple of months
really thinking about opening an account dont want to miss another correction

bobos what stocks to buy for red week finish

its over, isnt it?

>>30214385
You gotta cut your losses with ARK. That shut is never going back up.

Oil Chads, when a good time to get soxl? $20?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30214369
oh god i'm gonna starve

>>30213255
Oil Barrons wya

WHERE MY BREWING BARONS AT???!

BBRW GANG RISE UP

MERGER ANNOUNCED

>>30214112
I day traded and was up about 2-3% a day until I got a big ol -28% in one day

>>30214154
>not parking that cash in out of the money short calls in the index ETFs

NGMI

Did we hit the bottom yet?

Dunno what you're talking about XOM is fine :)

>>30214406
Just buy more when it hits the bottom. It will take a while to get back on top but semis will moon eventually

Just bought some TQQQ at $79.80. See you niggas in hell.

Buy April 4c CRBP calls
Buy July 5c ATOS calls

>>30214396
gap = closed

>>30213255
ALL IN ON SOXL UNDER 30
ALL IN ON SOXL UNDER 30
be a contrarian make money with me SMG

>>30214506
no, tesla isnt 20 dollars yet

I sold my puts early yesterday morning. I would have hold I would have made 45k. I hate this. I hate all of it.

>>30214480
Holding SU till 80 a barrel

>>30214283
Damn dude, I'm in at 17 and it still hurting

>>30214427
>-12%

>>30214491
What does NGMI mean? Please tell me :(

If you all didn't hear, we are OFFICIALLY in correction territory. Now is the time. We hit the mark. Buy now or 50-50 miss the bottom. Even if tomorrow goes down, we now got reason to prop up the market.

It's not the bottom until people stop calling bottoms.

Is this what /smg/ was like last march? was it even worse? I browsed it a couple times before covid but I wasn't investing much then all my stocks were on Stash lmao

imagine if TESLA sells their Bitcoin, holy moly

>>30214303
GME unironically

kek and fuck

Excuse me.........

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>30213767
I remember when you had 700k profit and now look at it

>>30214491
>short calls
you mean puts? Also my IRA is set up to trade options so I can't do that anyway

Post your favorite /smg/ memes, I'll start

>dude, just average down bro

>>30214312
Implying she won't somehow recoup her losses and then some on the backs of taxpayers.

>>30214575

this guy definitely NGMI

Even V is dropping, this is a serious correction

>>30214385
your mom can't help you know boy

>>30214282
I’ve been making money practically ever day selling options in there

>MFW the prices people are paying me for puts 80% below where the stock is trading right now.

>>30214615

>>30214406
I..I dont know anon. Just turn off the ticker and pray for a good morning tomorrow

SCALP GANG
C
A
L
P

G
A
N
G

its almost as if i actually enjoy fucking my portfolio up and losing money

>>30214593
It was worse, this ain't shit.

>>30214112
>hurr durr I'm a hotshot with a 10000 dollar account
Come back in two years
At 1% daily you'll have 15 million dollars by then
You're unironically retarded

When the markets are red, realize how many other cattle like you are scared and are selling. Then realize how many market makers and institutions are buying your bags after those stop loss raids get hit.
Do not act like blind and scared cattle. When others are fearful, be greedy. Act like vultures.

genuinely what is a good entry point for SOXL? is there a timeframe for the conductor shortage or is it still a mad dash by companies for every chip?

>>30214044
I have 100k in cash waiting on the sidelines for days like this lmao. We've probably hit near the bottom for the day (which directly correlates with the 10Y spike), but I'm not convinced that we won't see similar 10Y spikes in the future. A near-vertical jump like that is spooky.

>powell says inflation is coming
>stocks start to dump??????

why?? why would anyone pull out cash if its going to be subject to inflatino. i dont get it

>>30214593
Nah. There were stickies in March.

>>30214593
this is just a bit worse than September, it's not like March yet until a circuit break happens

>>30214575
>having to ask what NGMI means
This kid is never gonna make it.

-15%

I'm down 33% in the past couple weeks or 20k time to kill myself.

I am finacially ruined.

Any fellow degiro users here?
Should I buy the crude oil commodity listed on the front page directly or buy shares in oil companies?

HOLY FUCK WHY SOXL WHY SEMIS WHAT THE FUCK

My AMC $400 $9 shares are raping me. I’m fucked

>>30214700
whats up, scalp buddy?
I still feel really bad for stockfrens, I want all of us to make it.

>Going back to last weeks lows.
Guess I'll be drinking tonight.

>>30214593
Idk, I was too busy watching the markets crash and halt for days. That's the most excitement I had since forever

Buy when there is blood in the streets

>>30214451

Just bought 100k

>>30214710

>he isn't holding UVXY
The truth is, you never even had the chance of making it.

>he didn't cut losses

you pieces of shit better start buying real fucking soon or so help me god

29.85 * 15 = $445

>>30214777
CHECKED

what a fucking day.

I bought SOXL at $40 on Tuesday.

>>30214712
Buy 10min before jerome speaks

>>30214720
You have to understand how fucking stupid and emotional the average retail cattle is.

>>30214777
Checked.

>>30213904
are you retarded

>>30214621
No I mean selling calls. Call spreads if you like to cap your risk and reduce margin.

>>30214789
>he sold

>>30214800
lol his shirt says FAG

NEXT

>>30214773
>>30214773
>>30214773
>>30214773

>>30214746
Can i havw your 40k

>>30214831
when is jerome speaking? when's that fucker gonna say anything?

I can't even be comfy in my index

>>30214519
I would do this if I had money. Last March SOXL hit 100ish, and if I'd only went all in on it I would have 6x the capital now.
If it ever approaches 15 I may sell other things at a loss to buy in.

>>30214806
whoa mama

ITS TIME TO RETURN TO NORMAL VALUATIONS

>>30214711
Really good question they are get close to being decent prices. The rest of NASDAQ still super inflated. And when the overall market tanks so will semis

>>30214593
if GME moons it will crash

Diversifying your portfolio is a stupid move in this current clown market.

SOXSchads were right...

i made some mistakes

>>30214786
Based, hope you're holding SQQQ as well anon

AQB 5.99

>market decides to correct while my account is going through acat process
JUST

>>30214828
Anon..

>>30214777
No more cash and i'm unemployed.

>>30214828
I was almost you but my gut told me to wait. Am I becoming a savvy investor anon?

-8% today

JEROME
SAVE US

>>30214711
mad dash. barely any improvement in the supply chain. If anything, it has gotten worse to the point of needing stimulus to build more factories. Buy for sure now

new
>>30214810
>>30214810
>>30214810
new

>>30214593
Numbers-wise, last year was much worse, but at least it was more entertaining to watch futures limit down by midnight every night.

>>30214828
bought at $650 2 weeks ago

>>30214476
15

-8%

>>30214456

>>30214593
We witnessed -8% and +10% days
This is baby dump
Shit will start getting wild with SPY at low 300s, if we get there. We probably won't, though.

>>30214777
this is a trickle on the sidewalk

cat is crying in the kitchen

so, i guess I'll never be able to buy a house now

>>30214593
march had multiple circuit breakers per day on fucking indexes. this is nothing

yield up slightly, dollar starting to gain a bit now finally. oil is holding it seems but metals already in trouble..

>>30213395
I'd like to know too

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME
IVE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AS IM FADING AWAY

>still haven't learned my penny stock lesson
CWSFF please be different

Down 6% on DAY losses alone. Fuck.

>>30214944
that comes out to $43 post split. big ooof

>>30214355
I mean not as many people know about PIPP as you think, it's hardly the bellwether for spacs and it's not EV or meme so I'm not worried. Buying more.

what cheapies do i buy?

I HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP

>>30214593
It's not as bad as March last year by a long shot. I remember holding cash and going into uvxy with like 5 grand and making 2 grand after hours that night. Futures shat their guts out that night.

and were back

We back?

>>30214720
Inflation means a higher discount rate benchmark

>>30215298
>>30215273
>>30215241
... anons... this is not that kind of dip.

>>30215241
>>30215273
>the (((dip)))
We've been experiencing this (((dip))) for past 3 weeks.

>>30215400
this is not march anon

Reminder GME is still stable at 120.

Enjoy the market, anons.

>>30215400
were not in march anon

>>30214312
I thought she closed those a while ago.

>>30215478
im up this month 8% idk what kind of dip youve experiencing

which stocks to short to benefit off of the crash?

>>30214316
split adjusted $3.57 low

Tomorrow will be green, right?

I'm sure no normie will want to get near the market after the crash.
And that's the time to buy stuff.

>>30213459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyLqS9IWzKs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For weeks buying dip, climbing back up only for Friday to go worse than the previous friday. I don't I will look tomorrow, I'm not made of dip

>tfw 90% of portfolio is in GME
Comfy

>>30215761
28% of America bought GME.

WHAT WAS THAT

>>30214122
DIAF

+10% on my x10 oil index short, feel comfy rn

What happened to easy mode?

>>30215691
TSLA