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Today's the day
>>30207002The day of crabbing, yes.
>>30207002don't get my hopes up anon
>$120 stablecoin$120 stablecoin>$120 stablecoin$120 stablecoin>$120 stablecoin$120 stablecoin>$120 stablecoin$120 stablecoin>$120 stablecoin$120 stablecoin
LETS PLAY SUM MUSIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY
Today feels like such a good day. Tomorrow will be amazing.
this is the most boring bluechip boomer stock
>>30207002the date is 4/3/21.... today
just set alerts and come back to it. this feels like one of those things that take place when you least expect it
WTF WAS THAT?????
Is this the OOOOOOOOOOO thread?
It's just so tiring, all the crab.
UP WE GOOOOO!
>all dat green
>>30207100it still needs drop 10 percent though
>>30207158Let me hit you with a quick OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how is the volume so low but still holding at ~123? what does that mean
>>30207143This honestlyt. has been watching it like a hawk since last wednesday
>>30207122That's april 3rd
askin again in the new Assume a market maker is actually trying to stay delta neutral. They probably aren't insane enough not to (but who knows at this point). That means they have had to HODL enough socks for all of the ITM calls out there. What happens to the ones that don't get exercised when they expire? There's like 32k ITM contracts expiring tomorrow and most won't get exercised.also OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30206947flat stock is flat breadflaggit stonksi like it though
>>30207154It’s beginning. Prepare for shill suicides
Hey, Shills, I'm gonna head to the moon real quick.>You guys want anything?
reminder to enable after hours trading in your brokerage account in case this pops off after the bell rings.
If dubs this shit moons today so I can finally rid myself of it
Today is 4.3.21 in non murrica. Countdown to moon rocket.
Well that pomp was shortlived as fucking usual
>>30207242not eveyone lives in u.s of a
>im so fucking tired from losing funds>wish to die everyone who approaches me>i see graphene DISTRIBUTION soon>i put money in in PHR tokens and receive some graphene tokens>i get money from sharding tech>i fuck your mama underneath your bed
>>30207230Obvious answer: no one is trading at these prices.
Tired of crab. Give me some BULL
>>30207281The vw squeeze was 4 days. I dont think this will be done in a few hours.
>>30207242DAY MONTH YEARonly order that makes LOGICAL sense
>>30207259what does this even mean
>>30207230we are calling the shorting funds bluff
>He didn't buy the dip
HOLY FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
feels good to sit down and my gme is doin a lil sum
>>30207074You guys said this when it was $50 and now look at it.
DUDE IT'S MOVING NOW
>>30207301this has not aged well
>>30207230bag holders holding in both directions
>>30207433Checked. We goin to 130 boys!
>>30207417read the legend at the bottom, and the x/y axis labels. It is call/put distributions.
OOOOMG ITS MOVING>literally just stops
>fell for the SKT meme and lost 100 bucks>bought the GME dip today>already made back my losses
>>30206947Cozy Van Gogh painting :3
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID WE NEEDED TO DIP TO 111 BEFORE MOON???!!!
OK THIS IS EPIC I WANT TO TOUCH MY WILLY NOW
>>30207469>its already dying again
Time to fly
>>30207406The way that the Americans do it still makes a bit of sense, it's in the order that you would say the date in spoken English (month date year)
>>30207417There's a shit ton of 800 calls for tomorrow. Gotta learn to read it or you're ngmi
>>30207513it looks like vomit i cant follow that. gimmie the details is it good or bad
Here we go with the pussies selling right as it pumps instead of having patience
i want to see proper 9% candles, not these 1.5% snoozefest candles
Hey guys.Can you check out Mochimo?I have seen it posted all over but I need to know if i should get in now.
>>30207154>>30202794>They'll assuredly be using millions more to ensure the success of their $100M+ options play, which means keeping the price above their $124.01 breakeven.
>>30206947WE'RE PUMPING OH GOD I JUST COOMED ALL OVER MY SCREEN
>>30207568It's not gonna reach 800 tomorrow lol, I'll be happy if it's even 150 EOW
>>30207566I think it looks good on letters, books, and emails but that's about it.
i busted a fat nut and then it started poomping, should i jerk off again?
I ALMOST SOLD AT 116 BOYS HAHAHA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30207417Literally nothing, like actually nothing. People seem to think because someone buys calls that it's for sure going to get to that point or anywhere close but it's likely just MMs hedging.
>>30207154the volume isn't even that high.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Digits for big gains
I kinda want it to dip so I can buy more next week.
>>30207566I say "the 25th of June" out loud, as does everyone I know. Australia here though
Wasnt the volume almost nothing around 40 before it exploded?
>>30207777Alright today it is
>he bought?>release the crab and bore him to death
Rationally, how could the squeeze fail (absent trickery, govt intervention, or hedgies having had actually covered their positions)? Dubs for 1k eow
>>30207673It wont reach 800. But remember when the FED broke last week it went from 50 to 200 in 2h.
i keep watching iborrowdesklooks like someone keeps shorting 50000 shares and then buying a few hundred thousand from the dip
So when does tha crabbing end? Did it all day yesterday, wtf
>>30207777CONFIRMED WITNESSED BASED ITS HABBENING TODAY
>>30207777Put me in screencap!
>>30207777unga bunga rockstop
>>30207777>>30207844HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS THREAD IS LEGIT!
>>30207777LUCKY 7777 ROLLIKZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30207777Checked, here we go again
>>302077777 straight to heaven
Hello Biz, i am from the future,In Exactly 1 week this will be>200 stable coinThis will crab up till the end of times
3 @96dubs and I put everything I can into it
>>30207844holy shit shit shit
>>30207777He...he got quads as soon as we turned green for the day. Holy shit.
>>30206947bollinger bands are getting tight lads somethings bigs gonna happen soon
>>30207777FUCK IM BUYING MORE
>>30207844>>30207777It is settled.
>>30207844>>30207777THE 800C tomorrow is only 0.09 a contract lol. might as well buy one
This stock's inability to rise feels a whole lot like the last "election", like big wealthy groups and the government are working behind the scenes to benefit themselves and fuck the rest of us.
I must confess, brothers. I paperhanded my call.Pray for strength to return to my hands.
THEN TONIGHT, GOODNIGHT,>IM BURNING STAR IV!>We're gonna moooooon!
>>30207777OOOOOOOOOOOOO C H E C K E D
>>30207777Checked>>30207844Checked, and to answer your question, a squeeze is mathematically guaranteed at some point in the future. The only ways it doesn’t work is if some fund sells the shares for cheap, and why the fuck would they do that (also Talmudic magic could play a factor)
>>30206655https://www.reuters.com/article/saccapital-probe-trader-idUSL1E8NIBA420121219Everyone point and laugh at plotkin.
>The big short comes>No one is buying it up>reddit tards still think it's going to 10k a stock>Hedgefunds declare bankruptcy, everyone just moves to a new hedgefund>legal and tax loopholes let them all keep their money>the shorts evaporate in to thin air>Wall street billionaires sue vocal WSB people for their money back>Win because the game is rigged>Gamestop goes back to being a 5$ stockWhen was the last time you heard of regular people fighting the system and actually winning?
>>30208074Nothing to see here, move on citizen!
>>30207259if i'm reading this right, who's that fucking maniac with 20k $775 calls
>>30208166good luck suing me from the shithole that is the US
>>30207777NANI THE FUCK DUDE
>>30208099Looks like a slow trickle from 125.More volume and it'll rise.
Delta heavy ready for launch.Digits for go.
IS THAT GREEN I SEE???!!!
5 minutes to lift off, gentlemen.
Crab, crab, crab. It's time to crab
What will the economic textbooks teach about GME in the future?
Somebody REALLY doesn't want this to go over 125
GET READY FOR THE LUNCHTIME RISE!!
>>30208510Ze jews always winAlso check this dubs
>>30208510It will be just one page with pictures of various crabs.
>>30208121Thanks anon>some fund sells the shares for cheap, and why the fuck would they do thatMaybe to preserve the system as a whole? I don't know enough about the level of mercilessness between these institutions or how much this thing could really fuck up their whole game
Another crabbing day
>>30208510>How the Jews defeated the Nazis yet again
The US is preparing for a stock market krachhttps://seekingalpha.com/news/3668965-fed-powell-operation-twist
GME can go up, down, or crab all day. We're still smug as fuck and winning.
>>30207259This absolute madlad would make $1.5B if it hit 775 tomorrow
>>30208637Why would a long hedge care? Think about it, they get paid huge, the market collapses and they use their proceeds to buy cheapies anywhere and everywhere as the new market rises from the ashes. Win-win
It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!>To the moooon!
>>30208823https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/operation-twist.aspI thought the same shit
>>30208843you are of course aware that it will not hit 775 tomorrow though
>bought 8 last week @ 135
>>30208727This. The movie will be made from the perspective of the hedgefunds defeating antisemitic Internet nazis. Someone will play Joe Biden tipping the scales in the hedge funds favor in some gay “break the rules to save the country” plot.
>>30208843haha wouldn't that be something.it obviously a retarded retail trader, r-right?
>>30208940COLE, LET'S MOVE
>>30208964Not a chance.>Only the winners get to write the history here.
>>30208939I mean, never say never. I’d give it a 0.1% chance that a $180k gamble turns into $1.5B. You have to be absolutely filthy rich to just piss away almost $200k like that
>>30208074I've been saying all week that this shit is 100% being manipulated by hedgies
It is absolutely refusing to hit 124. It hit 123.99 for a second
>>30208975No that position is currently worth $180,000 and will be worth 0 tomorrow if nothing happens. Retail can’t piss away money like that
>>30209061Guess what happens when it goes above.
>>30209092yes, I was being ironic
>>30208848Makes more sense than my taking the logical leaps necessary to imagine scenarios where both sides collude to control the ceiling.
>>30209061>>30209099it's broke thru.....
>GME goes to 600k a share, doubling Berkshire Hathaway's value>Reddit gets shut down for market manipulation>/biz/ wins doing absolutely nothing yet again
>>30209191Yeah, that was my bad.
>>30209191uhh bros what if 20,000 775c 3/5exp bro knows something we don’t???
>>30209214i posted pictures of frogs and shit
>>30209032$200k is litterally pocket change for billionaires
>>30209119There's almost certainly some negotiation taking place behind the scenes. Hedgies have a lot more info than we do. They all know who is the on the other side of the table.
$270 is inevitable
Yugifag is making me really angry, despite holding GME
>>30209214If GME went to 600k per share your dollars wouldnt mean anything anymore anyway
Kek wills it
>>30209349Consumers are too used to how much their products cost.The US would try to clamp down on that inflation at least.
>>30209214>why yes I love paying $200 for a apple how can you tell
>>30209061The Jews are doing mystic kabbalah spells in lower Manhattan rn.
>>30209485we can play that game too
>>30209469How much is a banana anyway?$7?
Abandon your positions! Seeell, sell for your lives!
>didn't buy in at today's dipThe regret is real
>>30209583$75 a lbs
>>30209589You have angered me. Time to pay shill.
>>30209621it's dipping now bro
>>30209589yes sell it all.to me.
>literally 2 cents off to 125>fucking crashes while i fap
>>30209589>1 post by this id
>>30209469do i look like I care about the economy I just want my money, you kike
>>30209589What was his tax policies?
Right, fuck this, bed time.
My lil CLF recovering
>>30208877>>30208823Ok guys...but do you understand what this would imply?Remember that 6.6 trillion dollar bill?It did some complicated stock market shit, but simplified it let the fed lend banks 250 billion dollar 'bonds' (not really just simplifying it) If they default on those loans the fed will own the banks.Now add in this shit where the fed sells short term bonds on purpose. They could crash the market and the fed would own the banks.
>>30209469Even in your hypothetical, the USD is still a reserve currency. It isn't gonna go the way of the zimbabwayan dollar cause the US has nukes. And a military to back it.
50 @ 180, I will hodl til it 300
>>30209583>>3020963330 cents a pound where i live
>>30209935you should recover the cock you chopped off trannie
>>30209945WTF are you talking about?>Anyone GME is going to 4k EOM.
>>30209981thats cause you are fucked lel
>this makes the jew seeth
>>30209998The 7 dollars a banana thing is an online meme.
>>30209945look up what the fed is idiot its already the banks.
>>30207523is SKT just going to crab the rest of the dayif so SKT stands for scat
begone ethernal crab
>>30210154SKT is a mind trick you moron, go post in the SMG you fucking shill fuckface
>>30206947>they are keeping at above 120If it doesn't dump to 119 before the end of the day then it's officially over
>>30210144But the will own them for realsies.
The squeezening is always heralded by the dipening. Hold tightly, my brethren.
>>30209583You've never actually set foot in a grocery store, have you?
Opening dump and then afternoon pump. Textbook stuff here. It is apparent that the hedgies are suppressing it under 124-125 though. Every time it gets anywhere near there it dumps immediately. Even after a sell wall gets cleared.
if nothing happens today and tomorrow, this whole week was fucking crab city.I just want to see a giant dip or a giant crash. I actually want a giant dip first because every single major spike on GME started by a big ass dip
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECAN WE GET IT AT 111$ WE NEED THAT SSR
Taking my lunch fap. Hopefully its back at 125 when i come back
>sell covered calls for your 100 shares>collect premium>stonk doesnt go up>call expires otm>keep shares and premium>repeatgo crab go
BUY BUY BUY BUY THE DIP GO GOGO
This could be your very last chance to buy under 120, will you waste it?
Hold on, even if this dips enough to trigger SSR, its kind of pointless because we're one day away till market closure for the week
$120 stablecoin is our life now.
Come on. Where's that volume?Poomp et.
>Bots think SSR is a tickerAre there actually real people on the internet?
>>30207802Screw this crabfest, i'm gonna watch this guy eat some military rations. Thanks for reminding me this exists anon.
>entire market panicking over Jerome's speech>GME stable at 120
>>30210438Yeah look at the highs it's dumping on.
>>30210977Checked>Holy shit those bots...
>>30210977Hedgies gonna be on SSRI’s once gme moons
I DEMAND A PAMP AND I DEMAND IT RIGHT FUCKING THIS MINUTE!!!!
>>30209945I don't understand what you mean by "own the banks"Do you mean become a shareholder? I thought the bonds had nothing to do with the stocks or ownership of the company.
>>30210977>ITS FUCKING REALCHECKEDHoly fucking shit it's fucking happening boys. Go to WSB and laugh at the shill bots. Plotkin getting anally ass raped in prison by bubba.
>>30211373True, but in my mind the market might find GME bullish if they cover their bonds.Although I saw in the threads that they refinanced their bonds?
Hi where can I buy SSR stock?
Is this a sign? My post on /smg/ got trips. >>30211444
Jpow: "dont tell yourself short"
hellos my friends buy SSR stock it pump to MOON
>>30211630You've come to the right place, fellow human! 20 SSR stock has been deposited into your account.
Fuck GME I'm selling and buying CUM and ASS now. THEY'RE GUARANTEED MOONSHOTS.
>>30211516Isn't it rather the other way around? Aren't they refinancing their bonds because they will have a hard time paying for DTCC's bankruptcy?
>>30211636yes, it's a sign that you need to stop
US FUTURES ARE BLOODREDBONDS ARE RISINGTHE CRASH IS COMINGTHE MOON IS COMING
>GME still stablecoin>SKT doing alrightOh yeah, my memestocks are doing fine.
WHICH BROKER IS SELLING SSR I CANT MISS THIS BOAT
WTF SSR UP 20% TODAY
>>30211835OMG I love CUM and ASS thanks annon! :D :'D XD :) ;)
>>30211835>CUM and ASSwhere do I buy CUM and ASS? seems like a good buy
>>30211923Heard about SSR? Get on that shit bro. DYOR
>>30211919bought 1 UVXY $270c 3/19 for $2LETS GOOOOOOOO
So I hear GME is the new stabecoin
The shills are here.....
DUMP GME BUY SSRSSR. SS FUCKING R. SSR.
>>30211630You’ve heard of GME? Well this stock is to go even further beyond!
>>30212033Checked.Nah I'll still hold some GME but I'm getting some big bags of SSR too it's a no brainier!
SSR Positions NOW>45 @ 83 holding until 400
>>30212109You've come to the right place, fellow human! 20 SSR stock has been deposited into your account.
>>30211991Sorry, but I missed the SLGG rocket. I am just doubling down on the GME rocket.
>>3021213630 @ 75
>>30211373They are not actually bonds I was just trying to explain how it worked.
>>30206947Gamestop can go burn in a hole, bunch of 'scalpers' and fake positivity. They hate the people that give them their money, no respect either.
>>30212136lol robinhood does have SSR so too bad
>>30212105Nah i'm buying ASS, and TIT.
>>30212109WHERE CAN I BUY YOU GUYS? AND WHEN MOON!?!?!?
>buying SSR>not investing in SEC or USAI swear these threads are getting worse and worse everyday for fucks sake
>>30212194Not only that, they barely know a single fucking thing about what they sell. From games to hardware honestly. Fuck. Them. All.
>>30211919WHERE DO YOU SEE THIS??OOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??
>>30212263USA SHILL ALERT
>>30212194you arent fooling anyone shill boy
>>30212194>>30212266>bunch of 'scalpers' and fake positivitybunch of bots like you too, samefag
GME is dead. Current strongest holdings are SSR, CUM, and ASS. If you're not getting into ASS, you're a fucking retard at this point
>>30212393we all use robinhood, none of them exist
>>30212379Atleast you acknowledge they are bots. Why do you think they are so unhappy? They are like headless chickens in a burning house.
>Shills out in force.>JPOW crashes the market>Shills out in force.>Gamestop value stays at the $120 resistance>Shills out in force.
>>30212378Fuckin kek. Nah but gamestop and bestbuy retailers are shilling ever single fucking consumer out there. I hope they burn.
Another boring fucking crab day, I hate meme stocks.
Stop fucking crabbing
>>30212263Try reverse-schilling.Go to some investor/stock forum. Tell them melvin and shitadel are already down 50% and will crash.Link some wsb dd.Tell them they have to buy gme to reduce their loss with gme gains.Wait for reactions.
GET IN ON CUM
>>30212497why would you care if people buy gamestop, unless you have a vested interest in having people sell. There is no way to pierce our iron hide, our drill will pierce the heavens.
Come on. Go parabolic already.
lol /smg/ is in a total frenzy while we are /comfy/
>>30212565You can feel it too? I dumped a lot of my portfolio before JPow dumped the market.
Just dip 10% alreadyCome on...Fuck crabs
>>30212606Dumped this trash again for a small profit, will buy back in when it drops way below the stablecoin baseline or when it's on way to the moon to pick up all le diamond hand apes who bought in at $469
>>30212709Something about going hard in CUM and ASS that does that to you, you know?
>>30212665SHIT! DID HE NOT DOWNLOAD MASTURBROKER?
I just realized JPow's shenanigans might create another Fed crash and that'll boost GME instantlyquestion is, when?
Anyone feeling a good power hour coming on?
>>30209805>I just want my money
>>30212671I meant buy FROM gamestop, i'm talking about their retail. Although I'm honestly not sure about their shareholders that are keeping them out of hot water.
Everything I own and follow is now red. Except for Kroger. End times confirmed. People will still have to buy food and toilet paper.
KILL THE CRAB
last three digits EOD
>>30213128not unrealistic lmao
>>30213059Just dress up the crab as a bull.Problem solved.
>The ENTIRE GOD DAMN MARKET starts taking a massive shit>People becoming legit worried about a stock crash>GME stable at 120I LOVE THIS TIMELINE
>>30212497this sentence unironically sounds exactly what a GPT-2 would output btw. It's just barely weird enough.I hadn't looked until now but wow /smg/ is on fucking fire.
If this pumps to 125 by 2 p.m I'll give the next person who gets dubs .00001 BTC.
>>30213179yeah it sounds like when I'm playing AI dungeon lmao
Market crash will accelerate the squeeze, as hedgie accounts shrink pushing them into the margin call. Keep this in mind.
>Guess I'm holding GME indefinitely.
>>30213233Winner winner. Post your address just in case.
>>30213174unironically the best place to keep ur money at the moment lol
>>30213174what do you mean? UVXY and PSQ is doing good
>>30210421>share price explodes to infinity >lose your shares through option getting exercised>get left bagholding shitty fiat >eternally priced out
>>30213233checked, and them mistaking SSR for a ticker is the same. I fear next GPT versions a lot now.
>>30213351>share price explodes to infinity>share price explodes to infinity
Shorts liquidating ETFs for collateral, es beginnt
>>30213330wow okay cool anon 19wN1U9f793NvE56d4CmhYYeHtYdCsE8SL
>>30213287the worst part for me is that I can still sell for good profit right now (5k) because I got shares back when it was 40 a pop. Each crab day makes it ridiculously tempting to just fold and wait for a huge dip
am i the only one who never calls or puts because i dont understand it and just buys low and sells high instead?
>>30213557same here anon, maybe in the future though they seem quite lucrative
>>30213557I don't understand them either I'm a retarded noob
>>30213545Fucking same here man.>The temptation is what causes me agony.
>>30213349Anon, you do realize GME is the bubble right? You can hold UVXY, but GME has the higher payout.
>>30213557this is the way, it takes months to get into options, those wsb fags get like -90% from their options plays
>>30213557>>30213640It's gambling on what the price of a stock will be at a certain date. Costs less than buying shares and has a higher return percentage, but can expire worthless so you can't HODL forever like with a stock.
>>30213518Saved. Will send when we reach 125.
holy fuck GME mah balls are BLUUUUE!
*tink tink tink*Attention HEDGIESI will NEVER, ever sell my SSR. SSR at 400? Didnt sell.SSR at $40? Didnt sell.SSR at 50? 60? 100? 200? 600? 1,000?Not selling.IF you filthy hedgies ever want to see these stonks again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $100,000 per share... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy hedgies, I AM NOT SELLINGSincerely,The richest man on Wall Street. Praise Melvin