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3020623 No.3020623[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How much BTC do I need to get a trophy wife like this, in order to hide my pedo tendencies?

>> No.3020638

>>3020623
200+. Sorry.

>> No.3020767

Jesus fug that body. Why do landwhales think it's either THICC or ms skeltal? This is beautiful

>> No.3020784

>>3020623
just get a hooker...you won't get robbed at least.

>> No.3020787

Political power is more important, sadly I don't know of an exchange that trades BTC for 'favors'.

>> No.3020807

>>3020623
You need to be a member of the ruling class to do that. It's something you are born into sorry

>> No.3021096

>>3020807
>member of the ruling class
It hurts.

>> No.3021278

>>3020623
Old hag like that? Please, she will bleed you dry and take everything and elope with Jamal the Yoga instructor.

I would only marry a farm chick that's barely legal, you guys are plebs and morons.

>> No.3021298

>>3020623

'BOUT THREEEEEEE FIDDY

>> No.3021308

>>3020623
Hey Siamarine - yes you. Come over here for a minute. Don't be afraid, first of all, I am here only to protect you. Maybe just sell your bags when still you can exit with not that *BIG LOSSES*? Do you know what happened to all the ppl who bought DGB at ATH? They are still holding their shitcoin bags and will do that no matter what since they are emotionally attached to them. That's not how a SUCCESSFUL TRADER behaves. Aren't you for sure also sentimental about your purchases? I'm sorry but remember that sometimes *BAD DECISIONS* are being made on such a volatile market like crypto and it's not entirely your FAULT. Read something about risk-management and conclude whether you want to RISK FURTHER with basically *DEAD SCAM COIN* like Sia? You can still invest your bags into something profitable - take a look at neo, omg or iota for example and watch all these sweet gains that would enable you to cover your loses with this *SHITCOIN*. There are also some rumors that it is about to be DELISTED FROM POLONIEX. This coin was NEVER INTENDED FOR HOLDING - just look at the amount of coins mined every 10 minutes. Have you ever heard of this thing called INFLATION? I'll leave you to come up with conclusions... You are neither an early adopter of this coin - half a year ago it was worth 20 SAT - I'd estimate that it is the bottom. Congrats on holding something 10x overpriced. Eventually, DEVELOPERS said publicly that they DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRICE OF THEIR COIN? Why to buy or hold it then? Do you HATE MONEY? Anyway, you'll do what you want but you've been WARNED.

>> No.3021323

If you guys keep spreading this meme women will start to listen and follow...

also that bitch has abs. fuck abs on women. if i wanted a man id go to a gay bar.

>> No.3021343

These threads are actually starting to trigger me.

>> No.3021559

>>3020623
>>3021343
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women too.

>> No.3021597

>>3020623
> pedo

Kys.

Or better, get neutered.

>> No.3021726

>>3021278
I've considered this, but isn't it better to marry an educated woman who will be a trusted partner in your business ventures and who you can have substantive conversations with? The farm chick might have a bunch of gauche habits and terrible low class opinions too

>> No.3021833

>>3021726
>gauche habits
I think youll find more of that in the city.
>low class opinions
id rather have "low class opinions" than faux intellectualistic cluelessness

>> No.3021876

>>3020623
I'm gonna be humane, OP, because I don't actually want you to kys.

But please, get castrated.

>> No.3021937

>>3020623
Then you're going to LOVE pinkcoin. Has the letters CP right in its logo. Look at all those lovely pink hearts. You and your rods alike can go on the pinktrain and diddle each other.