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30198671 No.30198671 [Reply] [Original]

I work as a Canadian real estate agent. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 9AM today. I was able to get three listing appointments from Facebook ads. I uploaded one new listing to MLS, 10 minutes of work, scheduled 30 showings automatically via calednly since it’s a hot market I expect this new listing to sell by 6pm(netting me a cool 25k in commissions). I find problems that dont exist in every single house that i enter into. Especially if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need to paint your house before we list!! Your kitchen is looking really old and Even though its completely fine i'll just refer them to my contractor buddy who gives me 10% kickbacks on every client I bring him.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $25,000 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "chainlinks , howdoos, effereums, and dotcucks" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money.

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realize that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in real estate because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor

>> No.30199186

>>30198671
Didn't read, don't care, nigger.

>> No.30199283

>>30198671
i've got 53 btc and my daily volatility is between 50-200k. nobody cares about your 25k nigger

>> No.30199782

>>30198671
>I am a wagie and they pay me in cash!!!

Sure they do, anon. How are your digital monopoly dollars doing?

>> No.30200353

>>30198671
so you are a high school drop out that did real estate?

fucking loser

>> No.30200540

>>30198671
Lmao being proud of being a wagie, lol.
Going to make you show me all your houses in your area, then say: "sorry maybe a house is too big of a purchase, ill stick to renting".

>> No.30200685

>>30198671
Real estate agents are failures and should be ashamed of themselves. Get a real job, nigger.

>> No.30200879

>>30198671
lol, imagine being canadian.

>> No.30200947

>>30198671

No amount of money can make up for your nationality

>> No.30201023

>>30198671
Dont listen to them, nigga.... They are jealous because you make soooo much money

>> No.30201073

he was a Canadian plumber in this larp the other day, soon to come a whore larp where he brags about overcharging to take cock all day

>> No.30201095

>>30198671
I am a specialist in EU Law working on EU funds projects in a Eastern European country, so please hold my beer. 25k in commissions? Bitch, I literally created a project for conservation of a bunch of birds whose real value was like 12,000 EUR, but me and the lads took 340,000.

>> No.30201189

>>30198671
This joke is kinda growing on me, kek

>> No.30201328

Your "profession" is literally not needed. You are a middleman kike. A leach that brings little to no value to the world. Who cares about money when you are a worthless Canadian Kike?

>> No.30201410

>>30199186
fpbp
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