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Daily reminder to report your crypto to crypto gains tax if you convert it to Monero that's 6 years for tax evasion plus 6 for money laundering = 12 years in a federal facility

>> No.30188270

Ok fag, catch me if you can

>> No.30188399

>>30187555
Checked. Also crypto doesn't work that way outside muttistan. So yk you do that, and i'll just pay my taxes the normal way which is easy and doesn't land me in ass rape prison with jamal and his 18 cousins like you faggots do it in chicago.

>> No.30188820

>>30187555
what are they gonna do
subpoena the brokerage?

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>>30187555
>born in a raft in the middle of the pacific ocean
>haven't touched land since i was born
>cash out
>no taxes
Sorry OP. Maybe next lifetime you'll get me

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>>30187555
No thank you.

>> No.30192090

>>30187555
12 years of tax-funded NEETdom? Sounds comfy