Lol the faggot’s little spaceship exploded today

[Anonymous No.30173209]

Maybe he should spend more time engineering and lesson Twitter pumping cryptos

[Anonymous No.30173256]

He's selling all his Bitcoin to afford a new rocket

[Anonymous No.30173280]

>spacex project explodes
More at 10: Water wet

[Anonymous No.30173293]

>>30173209
Imagine buying a car from a retarded hack midwit who builds exploding spaceships

[Anonymous No.30173331]

Beware the primordial sludge.
Twirling tightly in terrific arcs

Nascent paste aches and forms about the lakes.

The thousandth cry in the creaking sky

Falls on befuddled fear worn ears.

Laden with the grave and graven

Souls of the bereft and fallen

A Marble Dharma spills green karma

In succinct and slimy silent lines

And writes our epitaphs in blades of grass.

[Anonymous No.30173346]

>>30173209
well hey at least he btfo those crypto scammers right

[Anonymous No.30173353]

AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

The faggot got what he fucking deserves
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[Anonymous No.30173384]

wait what? im almost positive i am in the reality where it landed safely. this thread is a joke right?

[Anonymous No.30173425]

my roommate works at spacex and was autistically excited to show me a video of their successful landing today he contributed to. why do people come on this board and just lie

[Anonymous No.30173449]

>>30173209
>mfw
That's what he gets for fucking with our gains

[Anonymous No.30173501]

>>30173331
Not bad.jpg

[Anonymous No.30173547]

>>30173209
He's not an engineer and should not be confused with one. He is a con man.

[Anonymous No.30173576]

>>30173209
seethe

[Anonymous No.30173611]

>>30173384
Look again

[Anonymous No.30173646]

>>30173331
tell me more siri

[Anonymous No.30173691]

>>30173293
This
Elon is not a genius, he was never a genius
Listening to him talk about bitcoin or get duped into believing the simulation hypothesis or the dangers of AI at the height of their fear-faddom will tell you that

If anything, he's just a upper range midwit with extreme conscientiousness
His spirit is practically just "hard work"
He's had like 8 kids, started two or three major, successful industry-businesses and most importantly did so even when all the snide smug cnbc guest speakers said he couldn't do it

[Anonymous No.30173698]

>>30173293
even worse. A non serviceable car with telemetry

[Anonymous No.30173876]

>>30173209
Why do you think we are giving him all our money through Tesla Stock, Dogecoin, and BTC? We want to see the explosions dude.

[Anonymous No.30174908]

>>30173384
you're in the 'we all going to Mars!' timeline anon.
the rest of us noted that bit on fire at the bottom, nodded sagely, and awaited the innavitibble.

[Anonymous No.30175118]

>>30173209
I know this is just bait but does anyone actually think Elon Musk contributes any engineering expertise to any of his companies?

[Anonymous No.30175193]

Oh but it was a successful flight, and still landed, uhhhhh

[Anonymous No.30175487]

>>30175118
my own gut feeling remains, this landing rockets upright again is a red herring, a party trick, one which is wasting vast amounts of time and resources. NOW this approach comes form somewhere. Someone demands, rockets are going to take off and land upright again, whether practical, useful or even feasible. And I suspect, this is where Elon comes in. He says, 'my way, or no way'. And leaves actual engineers to sort out the fine detail. Musk is a literal 'ideas guy'. Which works out sometimes, but with this? idk. Problem being, when he's wrong, or the engineering just ain't advanced enough yet, the whole company is going to founder on this single issue, because he ain't going to admit he's (maybe..) wrong anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.30175601]

>>30173331
Carpenter ants are neato

[Anonymous No.30175617]

>>30175118
I think he knows enough to have a general idea of what's going on. But he's not exactly Wernher von Braun

[Anonymous No.30175713]

>>30175487
Well its very important for manned missions its just we don't have a spacecraft that can go to anywhere else besides shitty Mars which is the least inspiring planet ever but oh well.

[Anonymous No.30175791]

>>30175118
He claims he spends most of his days engineering

>>30175193
>>30173384
>>30173425
It blew up you fucking homos, it was on fire as it landed

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1367257806211055617

[Anonymous No.30175926]

>>30173384
It landed safely, then blew up 5 minutes later.

[Anonymous No.30176060]

his mom should stop supporting his delusion of being an "engineer."

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1366972985228189696

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#Education

[Anonymous No.30176228]

>>30173209
The first 2 spaceships he built exploded and he was able to secure government funding and investors even though all his product up to that point had blown up

[Anonymous No.30176286]

it's a protoype and which doesn't really count and they will be making all the money with starlink
it would be worrying if they killed a couple of astronauts or blew up the ISS by accident though
any more pink musk btw?

[Anonymous No.30176382]

>>30173209
And yet you struggled with opening a bag of doritos today. Maybe you outa spend more time figuring out why you repel women that cross your path. Find the answer toad boy.

[Anonymous No.30176411]

>>30173293
A car with terrible Chrysler-tier QC

[Anonymous No.30176429]

>>30173331
Damn anon, impressive.

[Anonymous No.30176436]

>>30173209
>Lol the faggot’s little spaceship exploded today
AGAIN?

I swear everytime I see this guy on the news is due to either his goofy antics or his shit exploding

[Anonymous No.30176472]

>>30173209
>single man outclassing your government in both motor vehicles and space travel
>4chan niggers hate him because he's an annoying redditor

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.30176487]

>>30173209
How many exploding rockets is he in now? Maybe he should consider a parachute next time.

[Anonymous No.30176517]

It landed safely, keep seething
I'm buying the IPO when it's out.

[Anonymous No.30176557]

more like Elon Mush

[Anonymous No.30176621]

>>30176472
Yes, very suceseful he keeps exploding the rockets.

We're all gonna pick his agency for future space missions to the moon.

[Anonymous No.30176737]

>>30174908
>innavitibble

[Anonymous No.30176859]

>>30174908
>>30175791
>>30175926
no shit lol, yeah it looked kinda leaning tower of piza when i clicked away. i wondered for about 2 seconds how they planned on recovering that hot mess and then went along with my day.

[Anonymous No.30176880]

>>30176621
you understand that's the process, right? NASA has blown up tons of shit while testing. The difference is Elon can pay for mistakes and the US government can't lmao

[Anonymous No.30176965]

>>30173331
how does /biz/ have better poets than /lit/

[Anonymous No.30177109]

this nigga elom muck really played kerbal space program once and said "yeah i can do this in real life"

[Anonymous No.30177295]

>>30176621
He's exploding empty test vehicles.
NASA is exploding shuttles with people onboard.
I'd choose Elon desu.

[Anonymous No.30177390]

>still fudding starship

aerojew shekeldyne and boing on suicide watch.