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Would the 'boating accident' argument or something similar actually work? Would they actually throw people in jail for something they can't really prove? Also applies for crypto and 'losing keys'. Post ideas here, make sure you got your VPN going.

>> No.30169835

>>30169775
XMR

>> No.30169861

>>30169775
no if they cant prove it, but they may monitor you to see if you make big purchases even like a decade later

>> No.30169869

>>30169775
Buy from a local coin shop in cash faggot.
then sell privately.
Gov never knew

>> No.30169923

If they ask tell them to go fuck themselves

>> No.30169934

>>30169861
>they may monitor you to see if you make big purchases even like a decade later
I am sure there still are legal money laundering schemes.

>> No.30169946

>>30169775
shove em up your ass

>> No.30169972

>>30169775
I don't think they'll jail you, but I wouldn't be surprised if they tore your house apart, swept your lawn with a metal detector etc

>> No.30170028

>>30169775
No, if it ever got to the point they were confiscating metal (or guns) they're not going to believe the boating accident shit, they are going to tear your house apart strictly for being a political dissident even if they know there's nothing there

>> No.30170164

>>30169775
>>30169946
literally golden butt plug

>> No.30170319

>>30169775
put paper mache around the bullion and make a shitty art project with it and put it on a shelf

unless they tear apart your house they will literally never find it

>> No.30170371

>>30169775
>>30170028
And so the answer was always home made mac10s and knowing where your local (((thieves guild))) lives at.

>> No.30170469

>>30169869
wtf is a coin shop

>> No.30170723

>>30169775
Just dissolve your gold in The Tsars's vodka and your silver in nitric acid.
There is no way those faggots will check all liquids in your house.

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>>30169775
Yes Mr. Goldberg I lost all my guns, gold and an alleged written plot to kidnap the Governor in a boating accident on Lake Erie in January. I swear it is true! Cross my heart and hope to die.

>> No.30170931

>>30170850
lmao

>> No.30171486

I buy crypto to tip a camgirl, I hold zero coins.
Feds will notice that every time I buy crypto, I immediately send them to her account.

>> No.30171966
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