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I work as a Canadian real estate agent. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 9AM today. I was able to get three listing appointments from Facebook ads. I uploaded one new listing to MLS, 10 minutes of work, scheduled 30 showings automatically via calednly since it’s a hot market I expect this new listing to sell by 6pm(netting me a cool 25k in commissions). I find problems that dont exist in every single house that i enter into. Especially if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need to paint your house before we list!! Your kitchen is looking really old and Even though its completely fine i'll just refer them to my contractor buddy who gives me 10% kickbacks on every client I bring him.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $25,000 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "chainlinks , howdoos, effereums, and dotcucks" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money.

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realize that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in real estate because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor!

>> No.30166621

>>30166484
>Canadian dollars

And I thought this was bait, but I see no reason for someone to lie about something as sad as owning leaf bucks.

>> No.30167036

>>30166484
yes kill yourself nigger

>> No.30168150

weren't you a Canadian plumber yesterday

>> No.30168232

>>30166484
Yeah but you gotta spend 15000 Canadian dollars for 2kg of chicken breasts

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>>30166484
> im a scamsmen im mean salesman and i think its rewarding because they put numbers in my digitzed bank acc. imagine if you owned real free money like monero. tards. Also think my life is rewarding cause i wage slave and lie to people because i have no self esteem

gud luck tard. NGMI

>> No.30168553

>>30166484
>implying the SEC will ruin the crypto market which is used by the big Epstein players to launder money
>implying the SEC will cause Harvard and Brown endowment funds to lose money

This reheated last month's fud is so boring

>> No.30168645

>>30166484

I live in Vancouver and would like to make some extra cash. I think I can help your business.

My skills:
Video
Photo
Writing
Sales

cimam92619@nobitcoin.net

>> No.30169147

>>30166484
The technology we invest in will eventually replace you. Enjoy your cash.

>> No.30169428

One day you'll be replaced by AI, and sucking the dicks of the people you just sold to. And you'll understand this is a good thing.

But well done on the sales bro. Somebody has to make the real money whilst the rest of us wagie in our cagie.

>> No.30169490

>>30166484
yeah but can you sell houses while wearing jogging pants that reek of fermented cum?

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>>30166484
>I work as a Canadian real estate agent

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I think i might know a little bit about real estate. While He isn’t larping about his $25,000 commission (which is not a lot in terms of realtors commission btw) realtors selling high end properties make A LOT more . He. Just can’t sell a property every day. It takes work to get a listing especially in hot markets. Now let me bust ur bubble with ur baby commission. People 6 figures to get tenants in commercial properties. And also crypto fags make 6 figures in minutes trading with leverage. It’s very risky yes and u can loose ur ass off yes but also u can make it. Last thing: $25,000 is lunch money for commercial real estate investors

>> No.30169987

>>30169428
It’s already here. Some websites will buy houses unseen. Zillow is one of them

>> No.30170018

>>30168150
kek

>> No.30170084

>>30166484
>Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders.
So is the housing market.

>> No.30170184

>>30166484
Hey Op I'm studying for the real estate course too at Humber, ill have my license in a few months. I'm in Toronto, so the market is really hot, but fighting for listings seems daunting. Any tips? I know how to advertise on Facebook and Google, so is that something I should really focus on more?

>> No.30170274

>>30166484
fuck off you glorified used car salesman

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>> No.30170439

I bought a car with cash today and it was actually kind of annoying to count out that many bills. Fuck the government for getting rid of $1000 bills because of muh war on drugs.

I wish I could have just paid with crypto honestly. Wouldn't have had to fuck around at the bank and processing all the paperwork took as long as it would take to confirm the transaction anyway.

>> No.30170579

>>30170439

xrp is the standard.

>> No.30170926

>>30170579
No, it's not, that shit is garbage. I'll never buy into that crap.

>> No.30171032

Look at all these newfags who can't even recognise pasta

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>>30170579
Anon this isn’t 2017

>> No.30171403

>>30171167

You're right, it's 2021. We got ODL patents, lighting fast transactions, minimum purchase of 10 coins (which will eventually literally price people out), and (among many other boons) recently secured and used by the Bank of Japan.

You've had eons, anons.

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>>30166484
>Canadian Dollars
>Made Money

KEK

>> No.30171639

>>30166484
Also canuck.
Just started real estate. want to stick it out on my own and not join any teams.

Tips?

>> No.30171718

>>30171639
Join me, I wanna go solo too, working on my license right now. I'm in Toronto, you?

>> No.30171789

>>30170184
Is it hard? I looked into it earlier last year but I heard it got harder

>> No.30171893

>>30171718
Same location.
give me a throwaway email, we can stay in touch.
Got my license and all but had to change tradename, buy car, etc
Only now am I starting to pump out ads

>> No.30171956

>>30166484
This post is super based. I'll let you know how the crypto market goes. Stay working my successful friend take pride in that beautiful country as well.

>> No.30172741

>>30171893
ngmi@protonmail.com

>> No.30172795

Problem with everything you said is that you live in Canada. Have fun being a little cuck boy to your communist government you fag

>> No.30172906

>>30171789
It is harder than the old OREA one, but it's not impossible. join the Facebook groups for humber real estate and check out what people post for questions and you'll see if it's easy or nah, just a lot of memorization

>> No.30173534

>>30172906
passit