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New SA


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Alright niggers whats the play?

>> No.30156572

After watching this video I am all in GTE.

>> No.30156623

ching chong

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He bought the close? Dump it again

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Hi friends. I hope you bought the dip today

>> No.30156655


Its after 5:30, this is now /wgsg/ Wage slave general

>> No.30156660

So no one has used tiblio around here

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i hope you learned something from SOXL

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>PLTR plummeting back down already
There's your "pump", hobbits. Benefited no one but insiders.

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>AH opens
>everything keeps going down

>> No.30156721

literally 7 cents on feb 1st. absolute madman has returned big mac sized gainz. bless him

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You're trading semiconductor stocks when your alien wife threatens to turn your body into a conductor if you dont 2x by the end of the week. What do?

>> No.30156733

What is yield curve control and what does it have to do with the market?

>> No.30156741

>one single google search
>youtube video with white zoomie shilling

hah scams are too easy to find nowadays how do people even lose money in this market

>> No.30156743

i just realized but why does tesla symbol look like a uterus wtf

>> No.30156746

I learned if someone posts Lum next to a ticker to avoid it

>> No.30156756

Truly talented

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New update for (Jew)

>> No.30156768
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gonna double down like I did on GME and make money like i do MOTHER FUCKING ALWAYS

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How to make 130% in a year and get more shares with a split?


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What's the best hedge against inflation?

>> No.30156795
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Thanks to defensive stocks I no longer fear the Nasump. Who else here /finallylearning/?

>> No.30156814

pls no more bad luck woman here, we can't take it anymore

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im financially ruined bobo

>> No.30156836
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press D to dab on the bulls

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>> No.30156839

I aint learned shit. like fuck do I have to physically buy the semiconductors and sell em myself?

>> No.30156845
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>implying i'm not into erotic electrostimulation

>> No.30156852

left please

>> No.30156860

The Toyota symbol looks like a loose vagina partially covered by a FUPA

>> No.30156861

>How to make 130% in a year
is that really all you're hoping for?? You can get way more than that with LEAPS on even boomer value trap shit thanks to the power of low IV

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>> No.30156864

Out of money for dips Don. All my new money is being withheld for paying capital gains taxes so I don't have to file quarterlies as I made too much on GME Don. It is dark out and I am beginning to feel cold Don.

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>god i can't wait until we get back to the bull run so retarded bobo posts like this aren't made

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reposting 1 last time
Buy the dip on these tickers:
>BLNK: $34.50
>PLUG: $44.80
>QS: $48.25
>AQB: $6.43
>SOXL: $34.90
>XPEV: $29.95
>LAC: $16.90
Will update in two weeks (with the at least +10% expected) price of each, if you had bought the dip!
Cap this post and rub my face in it if they do not pan out

If you are bearish / think the dip is not over, then just add them to your watchlist, and get entry on them at an even better price
All of these will bounce, hard, when the correction is over

>> No.30156879

Lumposters bake good threads but make terrible choices picking stocks

>> No.30156890

tldr US debt is worthless.

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>> No.30156904

SOXL reddit was the sell signal

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never trust SMG

>> No.30156918

>tshirts of a literal ETF

this may or may not be the top

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Not a good day today frens

>> No.30156942

I dont have money to double down again on my double down

>> No.30156943

If the past two weeks wasn't enough of a sell signal, this should be it

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literal cult etf

>> No.30156964

yeah I learned what an ETF was

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Not marrying a Latina. HEYO
>JK I'm a feeder lmao

>> No.30156983

It's over for you. Holy shit

>> No.30156988

When my cash settles Ill buy much better stocks haha

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What stocks did he buy?

>> No.30156995

that package tho

>> No.30156996

I very nearly bought a shirt after I cashed out a $50K gain on ARKF options but I decided there was no point since I never go anywhere

>> No.30157010

I'd rather sell covered calls, and for one position 130% is spectacular. I'll dabble in leaps occasionally when I feel it in my gut.

>> No.30157013

Not my heckin soxlerinos

>> No.30157016

unironically going to be worse than the covid dump last year, kek. next two months will be something to behold.

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>7 minutes until futures

>> No.30157036

I tripled down and am over 800 shares deep. Covered calls incoming... That’s 8 covered calls a month, holy shit the gains will be delicious.

>> No.30157046

damn i dont know whether to feel pity or envy

>> No.30157054
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i sold my ARKK LEAPs at the top
SOXL will be fine in a month
also i am the only lum baker

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look at the call/put ratio.. its over, you lost. 30 within 7 trading days

>> No.30157065

Im balls deep in SQQQ now, what am I in for?

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>> No.30157078

I tell ya, this *bond* market has a license to kill. My portfolio!

>> No.30157084

Lucky bastard

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They'll start green, just to add to Mumu's agony when it drops blood red by midnight

>> No.30157093
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oversold oil equities and penny stocks with 0% institutional ownership

>> No.30157094

Now this right here folks this is what we call what we in the profession call a MASSIVE SELL SIGNAL FUCK ZOOMERS GTFO RUN OH G-D RUN

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Probably the same as me.

>> No.30157117


you're going to make money, should probably move a healthy amount into uvxy as well

this may be worse than last march

>> No.30157126

i've hedged my QCOM with SWBI, so im not worried. if QCOM is fucked than gun sales are gonna skyrocket, i can't lose.

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>> No.30157138

i must have bought your ark leaps at the top they've been laying waste to my portfoliothe past 7 days, why did you do this to me lumposter??

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I'm in at a loonie. Seems to have good support. Filled gap. Let's do this.

>> No.30157144

-1% on open
-3% by market open

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Thanks for taking one for the team, Anon

>> No.30157179

I guess I'm travelling

ps. my portfólio is 100% UBER

>> No.30157189


based moron

>> No.30157204

Can you imagine being a chink the foreign offices, and brainstorming this one up? I bet they're in shock that anyone accepted the proposal, and are still giggling in their sleep..

>> No.30157209

So are we selling all tech stocks? What are we buying besides oil?

>> No.30157211

were heading into Japanification

>> No.30157214

booking my flight to china NOW

>> No.30157221

This is 100% the top of the market. I believe we have seen the lifetime highs already but won’t just crash yet. This dip will go down quite a bit more and rebound hard, people will pile back in and then we stall out short of new highs crab a bit and when the rallies fail we will fucking crash.

I wouldn’t sell here if I was a bit underwater, hedge with calls and whatever. I’d sell when we try for new highs again. But I always do that cause I trade both sides of the market and just sell options all over the damn place taking profits every day and growing my capital.

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unfathomably based

>> No.30157253

Invest in needles. They can pop inflated objects with ease.

>> No.30157256

Red for all time. Nikkei to $0

>> No.30157259

I will need an entire green month to reach my cost basis in soxl

>> No.30157273

The old hag has already fled to Paraguay or Bolivia

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So.... Futures instantly recovered and then every stock instantly recovered so nobody could ride it back up.

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i'm so sorry anon
i looked at them the other day, the losses i would have taken on the ARKK LEAPS are FAR worse than what i'm taking in SOXL
with cathie revenge investing you're either going to be so neon green you glow harder than a CIA agent or you're in for a year of pain and suffering

>> No.30157338

>christian ETF

>> No.30157344

It's a reflection on the market and if any of this debt is making profit or if we just have zombie corps crying for debt like brains.

>> No.30157359

What the fuck is your buyin, exactly? $37 here, still not sweating.

>> No.30157361

unironically RKT has been my only good play the last 2 weeks

>> No.30157380


Rotation from meme stonks with no earnings into AMD, Intel and TSMC etc.


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>up .11% after hours
yeah im thinking we're back

>> No.30157401

this is GME bagholder levels of cope
it will be near 20 in 7 trading days

>> No.30157419

i sold most of them at a loss and moved into soxl monday....there will be no end to my suffering

>> No.30157421

637. Not for a penny less

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>> No.30157441

Whoops, I left something in duty-free. Gonna be right back
>but sir, we'll have to retest...

>> No.30157442

PLUG is a scam
AQB is going down with ARK, but is otherwise actually a good call.
cannot comment on the others.

>> No.30157448

There goes the happiest man on earth

>> No.30157460

sell signal

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>> No.30157476

>He didn't tip the SOXL CEO to get his shares split

Don't worry, SOXL will be back up to 600 EOY

>> No.30157480
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ah, well at least we can suffer and bleed to death together my friend

>> No.30157498

Id like a crabby day of -2%

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I love her so much, bros...

>> No.30157510
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>he invested in mutant salmon
>he invested in the internet funnymoney miner
>he invested in gay horse
>he invested in racist vaporware
>he invested in the canadian nasty skunk ditch weed
>he invested in chinese flying cars
>he invested in a dying catholic hedge fund
>he invested in CRBPajeet
>he invested in a stock shilled by a literal tranny
please tell me you did not do this

>> No.30157564

Imagine having the qt agent play with your ass

>> No.30157565

So $42.47 after the split?
Kek, yeah that must be painful.

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>> No.30157577

Going lower tonight and opening sharply lower tomorrow is best case for the bulls. It would be a sign of capitulation and the short covering rally could reverse the dip.

Looking at the charts though today was the first time the DOW have given it up in the last few weeks of trading in a range basically flat. It dumped HARD at the close. We would easily see another 10-15% lower in the indexes sending certain stocks into bear markets. If that happens the rally back to test new highs is a strong sell and we bear market now.

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Thoughts on SENS?

>> No.30157588

thanks dip anon

>> No.30157599


where did you sauce this pic

>> No.30157604


this but unironically

>> No.30157613

i literally didn't do any of that
the only shills I bought into the past year were TQQQ, TSM, GME, GSI.V, and SU (since January)

you can make a lot of money using /smg/ as a source of tips for tickers, but you need to understand how to filter through the risky bullshit. I'm risk averse so I only pick the low-risk medium-reward plays

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No, I bought normal boomer ETFs and the last 2 weeks have been kicking my ass.

>> No.30157622

so true bestie

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Thats a man baby!!!

>> No.30157631

Gorgeous beautiful Asian.

>> No.30157635

WKHS obviously.

>> No.30157644

I was doing so swell
Then red like the fires of hell
Do I hold do I sell?
Like my stocks Ill jump down a well

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Oil will pump tomorrow.

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who is this BOOBA???

>> No.30157657

Were sitting on nasdaq support. If we break this level I'm liquidating and cutting losses. Best day to hope for a good rebound is tomorrow. Buy this dip and play the recovery orrrrr if it doesn't sell at open

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I know all the tickers, I think I'm addicted to /smg/

>> No.30157680

i did all of that. i thought we were frens but no

>> No.30157698

>low risk

>> No.30157732

I just want AMD up to like 90 again, that's all I need.

>> No.30157739

Yahooba booba

>> No.30157776

i think OPEC will be bad but people fail to understand that negative sentiment is already the prevailing one (given how oversold some oil equities still are) so it's already priced in

>> No.30157788

Your soxl sharea leading digit gonna start with a 2 tomorrow eod boys

>> No.30157808

I posted it before and I’ll do it again. CPE. Just went up a bunch today when everything was taking the piss. Oil chads best of the bunch pick.

>> No.30157813

In the longterm it is.

>> No.30157814

Serves you for taking investment advice from Caitlyn Jenner

>> No.30157821
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Why yes, I did buy the dip every day last week.
I also bought the dip yesterday.
Today? You guessed it, I bought the dip.
If tomorrow’s red, I’m buying that dip.
I will keep buying every dip until there are no dips left to buy, then I will keep buying all the way back up.
How could you tell?

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This, but unironically.

Nah, TQQQ will go down to $80 first to match the drop in September.

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holy shit, 200 a share after the split? that's amazing news

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I'm selling everything and entering GME.

It's the only valid move in this market.

>> No.30157860

ARK bought a bunch of ZM after earnings. If she can take down that company, she's officially cursed.

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>> No.30157869

you fell for bait buddy

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>> No.30157894


anon you are becoming delusional

>> No.30157899

David R. Pelizzon
>Buy 90M$ worth of shares from the company he direct (ATEC)
>2 days before earning report
>there isn't a single photo of him available online

Something is fishy.
Does this man even exist?

>> No.30157914

Its the perfect hedge in this market

>> No.30157916

Diamond hands, this is a gut check, true believers in semi sector will outlast the paper hands

What a round of pumps from the penny shills

>> No.30157921

the last time i touched it was before September honestly
it's basically just calls on QQQ that automatically rolls itself over into 3x leverage, as long as you don't overexpose yourself, it's not that bad
wouldn't touch it at this point but it was pretty nice during the tech TINA rally

same shit with GME, i wouldn't call it low-risk anymore

>> No.30157924

And only had to hold them for two years. Yup, just 24 months.
Oh, they actually aren't even back yet?
Still near all time lows?

>> No.30157944

makes me happy that you'll get wiped out eventually

>> No.30157961

I've liked palantir for many years. Many years before you are ready even heard of it. They we'll get commercial contracts as paybacks for what they have done for the government.

>> No.30157964

>dub dubs
>green id
SOXL to 200 confirmed thanks anon

>> No.30157967

i'm buying puts on ZM and getting my money back from this cathi wood bitch

>> No.30157973

Sos was a really valid move, this morning. And yet nobody listened.

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EHang bro here. I bought the Chinese flying car for $8 and sold it for $112 for a 1200% gain in a couple of months. That changed my life and now I am living easy. How well have you done?

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Everything is on sale. Everything is a good buy. I’m shilling you the entire market aside from garbage meme shit. Buy everything.

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>red futures
this means it's gonna be green tomorrow right?

>> No.30158048

Go read finra rules it's impossible to liquidate 3x etfs

>> No.30158050

>not scalp
are you on crack?

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LMAO at the guy who thought he bought the bottom and the guy who said it will never be below 35.

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>White breeding horse
>0 babies

>> No.30158078

Green is outlawed

>> No.30158106

Futures are much greener than they were before several stocks just recovered completely. Though I have a feeling it is just so they can repeat the same day we had today and start from the same start. So everyone that's sold will do the same thing and just buy the top and sell low again.

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>buying a stock that’s up 1000% year over year

I hope you are nimble cause the rug pull will come and minute now. Today it tested an old gap from when it crashed and that was rejected. Wouldn’t surprise me at is you was the highs for the year in there today.

I ain’t touching it but I hope it works out for you.

>> No.30158116


futures are green anon

>> No.30158122

Do not want.

>> No.30158123

Anon to match September tqqq would have to reach low 50s

>> No.30158125
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Alright lads, what options do I buy to recover from this?

>> No.30158129

It's hard to value shit with all these buy the dips around. You guys accept 800xEPS and no dividend, just to look at your unrealized $400 gain.

>> No.30158131
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>our next call is anon ...
>oh boy its this guy again...
>shuffles papers*
>ok look, I need you to slow down and repeat that question again
>let me get this straight, some bald guy from CNBC kept telling you to buy the dip?
>What did you think was gonna happen?
>your down 70 percent now?
>takes a big breath*
>oh boy...
>I mean seriously, even that absolute jackass bitcoin guy made out better then you, if your gonna gamble off what guys on TV and the internet say atleast dont be a fucking loser
>operator can you close this call? I think I'm done with this guy, who keeps buying a dip in a bear market? You could atleast listen to bobo for once in your goddamn life.

>> No.30158138

bros it's been so long since i've seen the color green...the memory has begun to fade

>> No.30158146
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I will be buying SOXL at November prices of $20 a share.

Otherwise making good gains on SOXS

>> No.30158153

Shes ugly but has booba and danceus

>> No.30158162

Post of the day

+10,000,000 reddit golds!

>> No.30158164
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>he invested in mutant salmon
I didn't, its literal bear food
>he invested in the internet funnymoney miner
>he invested in gay horse
Nk, I am extremely homophobic
>he invested in racist vaporware
>he invested in the canadian nasty skunk ditch weed
Bought SNDL at 0.83 avg at $1.02 and sold at $3 so fuck you tranny
>he invested in chinese flying cars
I don't buy chink scams and I don't like those slant eyed yellow niggers
>he invested in a dying catholic hedge fund
The pope kisses niggers feet and accepts faggots, top kek I would never do business with catholics
>he invested in CRBPajeet
I don't like curry niggers shitskins
>he invested in a stock shilled by a literal tranny
I didn't since I am extremely transphobic and will go tranny hunting

>> No.30158179
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Fuck no.

>> No.30158182


this is what unchecked optimism at the end of a bull run looks like


>> No.30158210

>simple as

>> No.30158215

you're an idiot if you buy ZM puts immediately after they unexpectedly smashed earnings..

>> No.30158255

piano wire and a cheap stool at the goodwill?
honestly, sorry for the hits. you're still alive, you got a good spring coming up, plenty of chances to make better choices next go.

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Based as fuck. Keked and saved

>> No.30158271

Her younger brother killed himself because everyone around him wanted to cuck him

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everybody is really impressed

>> No.30158295

So what kind of pop are we talking? March 2020 or 2008? And why shouldn't I put thousands into tech stocks when we hit the bottom?

>> No.30158299
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when did you realize /biz/ was literally retarded? i used to joke about it with you guys but after telling you guys about a golden opportunity in every thread for the past 2 days along with due diligence and not single person replied to me or even talked about the ticker, i realized you guys are either bots or retards. so im going back to plebbit and stocktwits to make money. when you grow up ill be at /pmg/ or /pol/

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>> No.30158308

Any other Globalstar chads? 12% up afterhours and almost guaranteed good news on the earning report tomorrow

>> No.30158309

>Anon, you did buy stocks you felt comfortable with in a bull market, didn't you?

>> No.30158310

there is no strategy in thought process other than blind rage and lust for revenge after watching the youngest of my portfolio positions being mercilessly slaughter by the so called "disciple of chirst" catthie woods

>> No.30158316

Sell your SOXL lum poster. Then we'll all be green.

>> No.30158319

Show me

>> No.30158320
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you can make a lot of money using /smg/ as a source of tips for tickers, but you need to understand how to filter through the risky bullshit. I'm risk averse so I only pick the low-risk medium-reward plays
Thats the hard part, I usually check how many posts the shill has, check if he called anyone nigger and put an revealing anime pic. That way I don't fall for reddit niggers or general niggers just pumping their bags

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The bull run ends?
That’s fine, I’ll buy the dip.

Bear market lasts 10 years?
That’s fine, I’ll keep buying every day until I run out of liquidity.

I run out of liquidity?
That’s fine, I’ll just start putting half my paycheck into my broker and keep buying.

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Did you buy the dip, son?

>> No.30158343

He's historically right, though

>> No.30158355


>> No.30158358

Checked and thanks

>> No.30158359

The bottom is zero
You will own nothing

>> No.30158372

My phone

>> No.30158374
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nope. I'm addicted to 3x leveraged ETFs and have now lost all my YTD gains. But I'm still doubling down on these red days.

>> No.30158408
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September 2020, if you haven't liquidated yet, you are too late and will have to buy in at higher prices next week

>> No.30158424
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No way, I'm taking the rest of you down with me

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>> No.30158432

nobody cares about gayhorse

>> No.30158433

>You guys accept 800xEPS and no dividend, just to look at your unrealized $400 gain.
Roast them, Anon, roast these crazy Zoomers!

Do the AH night futures go green to trick Anons into ignoring the dump and not setting Sell orders At Open of the next trading day?



>> No.30158438

If we go that far down, money will be worthless and all that will matter is guns

>> No.30158439

Why do you need us to make money retard?

>> No.30158440

>t. retard

>> No.30158444

>they didn't listen to me!?
prove it.

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>> No.30158480

What;s the ticker anon?

>> No.30158482
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holding until zero, in which i will purchase infinite shares

>> No.30158489


>> No.30158504

well im all in 3x etfs so i'll get to the bottom 3 times faster and then buy puts on your shit and get mega rich

>> No.30158511

add more money or go all in on a semi possible option

>> No.30158525

What are guns if there is no ammo?

>> No.30158533
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>The definition of

>> No.30158549
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>> No.30158583

its hard to go all in with a semi I need to be fully erect

blunt weapons

>> No.30158605

Bitch I make my own money I don't want your shitty dd

Anyway thanks for posting see ya around

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pls do something

>> No.30158618


>> No.30158648

What is this guy's name?

>> No.30158649


you can get it for cheaper soon so there's no point buying now

>> No.30158664

I meant mathcing the same drop.

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Futures not looking so good, bros...

>> No.30158688

That's it, I'm headed to china and I'm eating nothing but prunes on the entire flight.

>> No.30158706

Maybe. Or maybe you'll miss out. It's tough to tell

>> No.30158710
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He's the "Buy Every Dip" guy

>> No.30158713

what's up king?

>> No.30158714
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Of course

>> No.30158762

I got out right in time thank god

>> No.30158783

Dunno, but I’m pretty sure he is the CEO of SOXL

Buckle up, cupcake

>> No.30158790

I think it's Dwyer?

>> No.30158791


the risk of waiting for more stability to buy is lower than the risk of buying now, by your logic

>> No.30158805

Green futures red open and the abyss is revealed eod. Friday we jump in or plug the gaping maw

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If only Mootina nuked /pol/

>> No.30158831

post in cmg next time and people will react

>> No.30158846

I b-b-bought at 7.6 and the bags are getting heavy

do u know of any upcoming catalyst that won't have me waiting till 2022 to untether from these bags?

>> No.30158848
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Please make it stop

>> No.30158850
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Stupid FUCKING scam pink sheets

>> No.30158856

CRBP bros. You will be paytient. You will not be an ADHD faggot. Lol.

>> No.30158862

rofl why didnt i buy CAKE, it's outperforming tech and following semiconductors

>> No.30158863

I don't know what options to get with 50 bucks

>> No.30158877

nah, this one was too spooky
if it was just nasdump again I wouldn't care

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>Green futures
Don't look anon.

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holy fuck i can not believe they landed that shit....

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are you okay mumu?

>> No.30158921

just relax my man, enjoy the ride
if you sell for a loss though, don't ever come back here again, understand?

>> No.30158922

Lol hey at least it's not SOXL, amirite?

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Kek, cash gang bros wgmi. /smg/ niggers in falling market PLUS daily 3% inflation while we only have the daily inflation

>> No.30158940

Yes that's the real redpill
Everything talked about a lot here is overpriced or a pump and dump with shitty fundamentals

>> No.30158942

you will do the needful

>> No.30158947

you know, Im something of a monk myself

>> No.30158956

Slight OTM calls on XLF or XLE during red days are pretty cheap but if market crashes fuck if I know you might be better off gambling on a UVXY call for next week

>> No.30158962

i dont, retard. i was just trying to pass on some good info to help you poorfags out. but you ungrateful little cunts are such insufferable faggots. fuck off

yeah those retards are annoying, i hope mods permaban the gayhorse and clf tranny. i wont return to biz until i get confirmation they are permabanned along with the soxl retard

>> No.30158972

how often do your calls get exercised or can you actively prevent that?

>> No.30158986
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the stock price had come down
and so i bought the dip
but it was a ticket
on an abandoned ship

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How low do things need to go before you consider it a crash?

I think seeing the major indices at prices you haven't seen in 5 years would be my line in the sand.
For Example the S&P 500 would have to be around 2,000 rather than 3,819.

>> No.30159007

I plan on holding for awhile. I don't even check it every day desu.

>> No.30159018


>> No.30159021


>> No.30159029

Stocks massively correcting in unison is a deflationary event tho, by definition

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>> No.30159054

how long do i have to be patient for?

>> No.30159055

Yeah. You WILL do the needful. You will NOT be an angsty antsy white kid who has lettuce hands.

>> No.30159079

put my entire porfolioli into fish stocks. buy the dip losers

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>> No.30159085

I bought CRBP today. Then I realized how stupid of an idea that was and sold for $20.

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pic related

>> No.30159118

>how long do i have to be patient for?
Until the next catalyst. I can't give you a narrow frame of time, but at the most 8 weeks. At the least, tomorrow.

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I am in at $15 so unless we go back into total lockdown I don’t see how CPE tanks. The company only seems focused on paying off debt after all their acquisitions. Maybe tomorrow opec will decide to open the floodgates and there will be a pull back but it won’t be enough to effect my position. Alternatively oil production stays lower, prices stay elevated and Oil chads win out.

>> No.30159147

10 years kek

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basedhorse bros it seems our superiority is starting to cause some controversy ITT

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They made fun of us and bought SOXL. Imagine being one of them. Laugh.

>> No.30159164

Finally! My SPCE calls will pay off!

>> No.30159172

i cant wait that long i need 1000% pumps every day or i get withdrawals

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Trannie SOXL shills show yourself

>> No.30159196
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Red futures means green market tomorrow.

>> No.30159197
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Will I make it?

>> No.30159198

pls fly again

>> No.30159204

>Buy RKT for $28 Tuesday pre market
>Sell RKT for $28.05 Wednesday close
kek well that was a fun $50k roller coaster.

>> No.30159226

Lol. They invested in SOXL. A company whose CEO who smokes PCP and rapes animals. Very sad. How some of these terrible shills on /smg/ get as popular as they, is beyond me.

>> No.30159227

Is there any good penny stocks to buy up

>> No.30159229
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I really dislike anime but like luma post and luma posters thanks to /smg/

>> No.30159233
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why number go down

>> No.30159239

I unironically believe this

>> No.30159241

Fucked because tomorrow will be green

>> No.30159245

ok i'll play with what u suggested without any further research

>> No.30159247

my SQQQ etc positions just jumped an entire percentage point lol

>> No.30159266

im glad you enjoy them anon

>> No.30159270

Can someone give me a run down whether its too late to hop on the CPE train? I see a lot of the GME type retards shilling that there's a squeeze upcoming, are they right?

>> No.30159276


>> No.30159285

Think of it as other number go up :)

>> No.30159292

Yep it's drilling hard as fuck...
This is it isn't it bros.

>> No.30159296

This is literally how /smg/ works it is unbearable how many impatient serotonin monkeys are on here

>> No.30159302

Hey guys, Derek here from more plates more dates

>> No.30159314

because foreskin-challenged meanies wished it so

>> No.30159327

I'm coming for you

>> No.30159329

I saw the SOXL CEO raping a deer by the roadside just last week while raving about "splitting it ten ways". What the fuck is this guy's problem?

>> No.30159333

Is that a 25 call? Oh my

>> No.30159348

Buy and hold these in the long run


The dips. Buy them! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30159370

I don't know fren

>> No.30159400

I've been shilling RTX here since April.

>> No.30159429

but I have to pay for food and weed

>> No.30159439

There is already an active one here: >>30154239

>> No.30159444

Boomerhorse, RXMD, AABB

>> No.30159484

> while raving about "splitting it ten ways".


>> No.30159688

bonds are still going up

should've bought puts.

>> No.30160480

Just hold nigga
We're gonna pass SOS while also not being a scam

>> No.30160618

Should I go all in in SQQQ and UVXY?

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