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Anons with Coinbase on their browser is it fucking you too ?

>Portfolio now empty
>Some graphs entirely not showing

On the app it still works fine though but damn

>> No.30139039

>>30138993
Did coinbase rug?

>> No.30139082

says i have $0 LOL i shit myself just now.

>> No.30139194

>>30139039
It actually still shows my portfolio content but says it has no value

I quote "0.02 BTC = 0€"

fuck them

>> No.30139213

>using know your cuck shit
You vill own nossing and you vill love it

>> No.30139238

>>30138993
Their site frequently shits the bed during big traffic days. Part and parcel....
Far from looking at it as a negative though, look at it as bullish for their IPO. They've got a massive customer base that is actively trading....

>> No.30139258

I haven't even been able to get into my account for 2 weeks, those fuckers.

>> No.30139277

>>30138993
hopefully just a graphical glitch and hopefully it will tank their ipo price

>> No.30139301

>>30138993
Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!’nnn

>> No.30139326

>>30138993
Mines fine u guys are just faggots

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>>30139082

>hack it

you got hacked too ?

>> No.30139395

>he uses coinbase
unironically ngmi

>> No.30139428

>>30139213
I'm not sure if I'm loving it yet. How many ounces of bug protein will be allocated per ID number? Convince me.

>> No.30139473

>>30139194
This. They still have all that I own listed, and if I hover over the graph it has the actual value

>> No.30139481

>>30138993
move to Coinbase Pro!

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>>30139473

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Yoooooo this is the exact fucking thread I was looking for. My portfolio says $0, even though it shows I still own shit. I'm not going to freak out yet, especially if it's happening to other people too. Hopefully it'll go back to normal soon.

>> No.30139518

>>30139395
This and Gemini are the only professional level exchanges you can use in Jew York....
They don't want the plebs to be able to easily make money outside of the system....

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>>30138993
Time to switch to https://coin-metro.com fren

>> No.30139702

Update : it's BACK

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30139732

>>30139509
put on some good vibes music aaaaaaaaannnnd we're back.

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FUCK I JUST TEXTED THE CEO OF COINBASE AND HE TOLD ME MY COINS HERE HIS AND TO SHOVE IT UP MY ASS OH NOOOOOOO

>> No.30139824

>>30139732
I believe in you anon....one day you'll escape 3 figure hell...

>> No.30139842

>>30139518
jew Yorker (for now) here.
you're both wrong and stupid.

>> No.30139882

>>30139732
That’s a bold poorfolio

>> No.30139948

Honestly what reason do you idiots have to use coinbase besides convenience? There is no good thing about it besides it being popular.

>> No.30139980

>>30138993
Works on my machine.

>> No.30139997

>>30139665
>Based in Estonia
Hard pass

>> No.30140030

It's fine for me.

My problem with coinbase pro is the font. It's so fucking shit. Just use Arial you dumb niggers.

Also no charting.

>> No.30140055

>>30139948
I use it because it's convenient, popular (so not going anywhere), and offers automatic bank transactions so I can have my set-and-forget weekly DCA deposits.

>> No.30140081

>>30138993
Sites down but app is fine. I too almost poo'd myslef

>> No.30140105

>>30139948
I'm already big boi verifies there and don't want go through that hell again on another exchange

>> No.30140138

>>30139824
Thanks, anon. Just have to keep the good vibes steady and I'm sure it'll happen. It's 100% BAT there. I have around $400 spread between a few different other wallets. Just got my tax return today and I'm looking to drop around another $450 on some stuff today after I decide what I want. Lemme know if you have any recommendations.

>> No.30140146

>>30139948
for coinbase pro it's got good liquidity in USDC. plus fees are less than uniswap. I get the best price even when market dumping there

>> No.30140155

>>30139518
Send your crypto to KuCoin & trade there Faggot

>> No.30140184

>>30138993
I literally shit myself when I logged in just then, £0.00

>> No.30140230

>>30138993
This happens at least twice a week. Use Coinbase Pro you retard.

>> No.30140241

Gave me a total heart attack. Thanks for posting otherwise Id be sending panic emails

>> No.30140254

>>30139842
Please enlighten me.
What else can you use if you care about staying legal and using a company that follows the insane Bitlicense regulations?
There's Bitstamp but it's kinda lame.
You can buy Bitcoins at tons of vending machines for a major fee.
You might be able to use some shady foreign sites, but always risky....

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>>30139665
Comfymetro

>>30139997
What's wrong with Estonia?

>> No.30140271

>>30140230
coinbase pro keeps rejecting my deposits tonight, fucking annoying

>> No.30140279

>>30139732
Sir. Have you heard of Rooster coin? Guaranteed 100x moon mission THIS WEEK. Layer 2 defi staking airdrop. Many corporate partnerships including JP Morgan and the International Monetary Fund. Available on hotbit.

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>>30138993
>having crypto on goybase

>> No.30140339
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30140339

MAY SHE SLAY THE PESTILENT AWAKENED ONES, LET HER FABRIC OF FLESH COVER THE FILTHY SCUM, WRAP THEM UP AND BECOME ONE OF US.

HAIL BROTHERS AND SISTERS, HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF FLESH!

May her throne of putrescence ever reign.

HAIL.

HAIL.

>> No.30140346

>>30140055
I believe it's also the only exchange usable in NY.
I'm not in NY, but that bodes well for stability / legal issues I think. i.e. it's probably less likely to just get shut down or disappear.

That said, I'm still going to diversify across multiple exchanges.

>> No.30140347

>>30140303
You dumb fucking frog I'll beat your ass

>> No.30140581

>>30140279
I may be new to this, but I'm getting major khajiit vibes from you... so I'm gonna pass on that.

>> No.30140713

>>30140347
You dont own shit lmaoing at ur life rn

>> No.30140808

Coinbase says I have $0 because I know better than to keep money on exchanges to let them manipulate price. Just because it's not Binance doesn't mean they aren't being suspect with wallet balances. I'd imagine all exchanges choose to manipulate markets with tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars in balances

>> No.30141760

>>30139428
1 gram per kg bodyweight

>> No.30141833

>>30140303
Where else should I put it

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>>30140303
>having crypto on goybase
>having crypto on goynance
>having crypto on goyfolio
>having crypto on goyken
>having crypto on goyfi
>having crypto on goymask
>having crypto on a goydger
>having crypto on a goyzner
>having crypto on goyswap
>having crypto on goywhatever else
hope none of you fags do this

>> No.30141959

when it happened on binance on friday or so no one shidded their pants because funds are safu