FURLOUGH EXTENDED UNTIL SEPTEMBER

[Anonymous No.30109576]

All the taxes are going up, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.30109631]

>>30109576
make sure to get those free college gibs and be a tradesman.

Then you can tax evade to your hearts content and use all that money on buttcoins and stonks

[Anonymous No.30109661]

don't care not paying

[Anonymous No.30109700]

so we can pretty much confirm pajeet cuckroach gonna increase capital gains %

[Anonymous No.30109943]

>>30109576
it's a joke at this point...Some people haven't been at work for over 1 year but they get money every week kek

[Anonymous No.30110071]

>>30109576
Yes.

[Anonymous No.30110119]

I'm not paying my taxes.

[Anonymous No.30110150]

>>30109576
Not paying

[Anonymous No.30110169]

>>30109943
It's just a scheme to prepare people for not owning anything and liking it.

[Anonymous No.30110170]

Why is furlough being extended that long?
everything should be open by then

[Anonymous No.30110205]

>>30110170
>he thinks the restrictions will end when people get microchipped.

I seriously hope you dont get the "vaccine"

[Anonymous No.30110227]

>>30110170
Rishi sunak wants all the neets to vote for him when he runs for prime minister

[Anonymous No.30110247]

>>30109700
Pretty much yeah.

[Anonymous No.30110256]

>>30110227
neets dont vote, and starmer/labor couldnt win even if bojo sent thugs to take a dump in front of everyones doorstep on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.30110269]

>>30109576
Lol sorry guv, lost all the gold in a boating accident and my alt coins are in the red
So you owe me a tax rebate

[Anonymous No.30110295]

I quit my furloughed job when we went back for a couple of months before Christmas thinking we wouldn't be furloughed to much this year and they have been furloughed for months and months now.
If I didn't have crypto gains I'd have killed myself. This shit is so depressing.
I want to go back to the 2000's lads. This new age is terrible. It's so shit.

[Anonymous No.30110328]

my employer puts me on furlough and make me work 100% kek

[Anonymous No.30110368]

u are anon
nobody of this is real
as far as you believe in this shill they try to shill here faster you will fail all your cash
Invest skeptically, don’t risk and seeprofit
wanna use staking or yield farming, choose modern systems
I use YVS Finance, check it and understand how smart system should be like

[Anonymous No.30110372]

my metamask got hacked aha
someone converted it to monero, no getting it back now aha

[Anonymous No.30110373]

>>30109700
uh, cant you just not declare it? as long as you dont sell too much they really wont notice it, especially with how fucking lazy these government pencil pushers are.

[Anonymous No.30110380]

>>30110328
That's illegal. Can't you blackmail/extort them by saying you will report them for tax fraud?

[Anonymous No.30110402]

>tfw my work is essential

[Anonymous No.30110433]

lol no

[Anonymous No.30110474]

>>30109943
It's a fucking joke.
I have been working throughout and not recieved a penny of furlough.
These lazy cunts sat on their arses getting paid 80% wages are going to get 40% of my crypto cashout after i haven't been given fuck all.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE.
If we're all getting penalized for this bullshit economic shut down then i should be entitled to some sort of compensation like a these fucking lazy bastards got for the past year.

[Anonymous No.30110483]

>>30109943
>Some people haven't been at work for over 1 year but they get money every week

I knew one council excavator operator that was on furlough for nearly a year. The cunt just sits in his excavator all day, he doesn't come within 2 metres of any cunt all fucking day. Full wages for 1 year, sitting in the house, paid for by the taxpayer.

[Anonymous No.30110497]

>>30110402
>tfw id rather work and get 100% than furlough at 80%
I just use work as an excuse to get some exercise done/

I pretended to be in contact with someone with "symptoms" back in april and got nearly 3 weeks fully paid holidays(even got called in office cause I got caught hanging around in town when I should be -isolating-), it really wasnt that great, cant imagine doing it for a year. No wonder brits are so fucking obese.

[Anonymous No.30110595]

>>30110474
>>30110483
Same I've been working the whole time, and the government has been giving money hand over fist to anything with a pulse. They can get bent if they think I'm paying 40% CGT.

[Anonymous No.30110603]

>>30110474
I was furloughed for quite a few months, not like people asked for it mate
if you can’t do your job because the GOVERNMENT says you can’t then what did you want to happen? just make millions unemployed?
Blame Westminster, it’s their overreaction to this flu that’s caused it. Should have just told the old and vulnerable to stay home and let everyone else get on, worked fine most places in the world.

[Anonymous No.30110753]

>>30110328
Make sure you report your kike boss. That's completely illegal and he will get arrested by HMRC.

t. Accountant

[Anonymous No.30110772]

>>30110603
Yeah sorry mate, i get it.
I am just seething that at least alot of people got a years holiday and a fat pocket of cash while i had to keep working and feel be lumbered with the penalties of the poor choices of the government.
I mean for you it's probably like just getting your salaray on tick and paying it back over the next few years. I'm paying back some other cunts salary.

[Anonymous No.30110811]

>>30110753
>not asking the boss for a 50% cut of that furlough while he works for 100% salary

Boss refuses or tries to be a cunt in the future, report him to hmrc.

[Anonymous No.30110813]

>>30110595
18/28% would bring cgt on crypto in line with property so I can see them doing it. I will be fuming.

[Anonymous No.30110902]

>>30110772
same. lol. i never got fired or laid off and i tried my best to be by not doing any work. they were handing out $900/week unemployment in my area and i didnt get a dime of it. fucking niggers.

[Anonymous No.30110939]

fellas sup. how much is the yearly rofit from bonuses sent by the trust? at least approximate

[Anonymous No.30110944]

>>30110813
Lol just don't declare your crypto gains. HMRC will only find out if someone reports you. Your kike exchange sending them info doesn't do anything, they have no way to automatically cross reference info from exchanges to tax return submissions. It takes someone to manually look into you for you to get caught.

t. Accountant that has dealt with many HMRC inspections

[Anonymous No.30111066]

>>30110368
Fuck off 3rd Worlder

[Anonymous No.30111081]

>>30110373
coinbase rats you out, kraken to follow

they know and they will act in due course

im split between paying to have boomer money or not paying shit and just leave the country. your keys your money

[Anonymous No.30111117]

>>30110269
Doesn't wash, look it up, HMRC will flay you alive if you try that. You think it hasn't been tried before?

[Anonymous No.30111135]

Irony is raising CGT is just going to encourage people to not cash out/cash out via tax free methods.
I'd pay 20% to save the fuck about but any more than that and that cunt can get fucked

[Anonymous No.30111174]

>>30110944

I want to believe those dubs but there's too much LARPing on this board

[Kikbaev No.30111179]

looooool, they claim how to have income with this gas, fees, bearish shit, etc

haha what a dumbs! they will always be poor niggers

I am not so stubid to believe in this scam shit on /biz/

>my way is fucking top yield farming and vaults on YVS! They burn 0.75 % fee on all transactions. Profit is fantastic!

[Anonymous No.30111181]

>>30111117
How about.

Start Estonian E-Company, run all future trades through that.

Cash out via dividends, and pay the tax on that at a lower rate.

[Anonymous No.30111231]

>>30111135
Yeah this, 20% I can live with to avoid hassle, 40% is fucking ridiculous and I absolutely will fuck off to Portugal or somewhere to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.30111234]

>>30110944
What are you on about?

KYC means HMRC will see your name and identity, and how much you've made that qualifies for CGT from coinbase. Then they check your record to see if you a) notified them about it and subsequently b) filed a return. If you haven't, you're fucked. If you have, they'll check the return against the figures coinbase provides. Simple.

[Anonymous No.30111325]

>>30109576
Why even vote cuckservative if they aren't going to pander to the rich boys club?

[Anonymous No.30111326]

>>30110944
Also, I can tell you're larping because they aren't called inspections, they're called enquiries you dick. Stop giving people shit information that could result in them getting a 100% penalty from HMRC

[Anonymous No.30111431]

>>30109576
I'm absolutely terrified for this country. Communism is coming.

[Anonymous No.30111442]

>>30111234
They know what you sold and how much for, they don't know your cost basis etc though. Fact is most people that work in Gov jobs are retarded and dont have a clue about crypto. It's still risky tho.

[Anonymous No.30111564]

>>30111442
What makes you think that?
I don't use cuckbase, but if on your account it shows your cost basis/full tx info, then HMRC will have access to that same information if they request it from cuckbase

[Anonymous No.30111597]

>>30111181
I want to do this, but how do you transfer the assets to the company? If the HMRC know you hold x crypto, and they sudden pop up in your new companies books, theyre going to know you transfered the assets. Transfering assets to a new person or company = disposal = taxable event. Ive looked this up to but cant find a way to get around this.

[Anonymous No.30111609]

>>30111431
>Communism is coming
Do you people have any idea how retarded you actually sound when you speak?

[Anonymous No.30111643]

>>30109576
The hard-working Pakistani toils in his shop 7 days a week whilst you lot whinge about paying your fair share of tax.

[Anonymous No.30111776]

Arent the vast majority of people(and I mean tories, cause labor communists are too busy being trannies/working as a programmer for 20k) tax evading with capital gains and inheritance tax?

Government workers are too fucking lazy and stupid to actually inspect you unless you're dumb enough to keep cashing out 10k every month.

[Anonymous No.30111866]

>>30111643
Yeah right, Abdullah only takes cash. Most of those corner shops only exist for the purposes of tax evasion.

[Anonymous No.30111958]

>>30109576
Yes be a good goy and stop asking questions.
Here we released some good Netflix shows and a few political issues to you stay distracted.

[Anonymous No.30111959]

>>30109576
If you actually paid attention to what’s been said you’d know that taxes won’t go up for at least two or three years. Tax hikes are inevitable but there are plenty of both Tory and labour mps who believe raising taxes too suddenly would choke off the recovery.

Also, furlough is based. I’ve been rolling my gibs into crypto and making my money go that much further, especially since I can’t spend it at the pub.

[Anonymous No.30111970]

>>30111643
Modern day Jesus except he sells counterfeit tobacco to the 1000s not fish and bread

[Anonymous No.30111971]

>>30111609
I'm not wrong. They're accelerating the collapse on purpose so they can revolutionise our socioeconomic system. It's not just a one-off case of money printing and borrowing money. The welfare state was already expanding to the point of near collapse before this. The coming happening is going to be brutal and the people will have been conditioned to just let the government do whatever they want because they're terrified without them.

[Anonymous No.30111982]

>>30111643
>The hard-working Pakistani toils in his shop 7 days a week
Most of the ones in my city are blatantly fronts for money laundering

[Anonymous No.30112037]

>>30109576
its over

[Anonymous No.30112045]

>>30111970
anyone who buys ciggies deserve to be scammed.

[Anonymous No.30112051]

Britbongs on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.30112068]

>>30111234
Lmao yes they have the info that's great. That doesn't mean they know if you've submitted a return or not. As I said they have no capability to cross reference the info they have on your gains to a return you may or may not have submitted. Everything is MANUAL. They have to manually look into you, that is my fucking point.


>>30111326
>they're called enquiries
Lol they're enquiries, inspections, doesn't fucking matter what they're called.
I'm not larping you stupid fucking kike

[Anonymous No.30112133]

>>30111959
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.30112171]

>>30112045
Who in your family had weak genetics and died from smoking anon?

[Anonymous No.30112174]

>>30111971
how do you defend yourself from the globohomo? dump all your earnings in gold/silver? Are stonks still good?

[Anonymous No.30112208]

>>30111982

[Anonymous No.30112265]

>>30112068
If I pay a simple in/out without bothering about crypto-to-crypto, will I get away with that?

[Anonymous No.30112275]

>>30110497
I work for a law firm and most of the office got furloughed, I was one of the unlucky ones that could do most things so got my file count tripled.

Most of everyone else have been ignoring files hoping for the others to come back and take the files back. WhatsApp blew up this morning and people are saying they are going to quit.

Most companies have been using this furlough to avoid paying wages of the flotsam, I can see companies making alot of these furloughed people redundant and compacting their workforce

[Anonymous No.30112315]

>>30112265
As long as you dont make massive profits from one crypto, put it into another and get rugged. You will still owe profits from your first trade, even if you lose it all. Be casreful

[Anonymous No.30112339]

>>30109576
I fucking hate how much handouts this shitty country gives out.

[Anonymous No.30112373]

>>30111959
Wrong, budget is in an hour and a half, you'll be eating your words. Taxes will be increasing to some degree from the next tax year (6th April)

>>30112068
They have teams that will sift through the info coinbase (for example) provide. JOHN DOE is on the list. The government worker spends 5 minutes max looking JOHN DOE up on their systems and sees he has not submitted a return for said tax year. JOHN DOE is then sent a letter demanding he files a tax return. If he doesn't - a revenue determination is issued, which is what HMRC believes John owes. If he doesn't pay, gg he gets fucked. If John does file a return upon request, they will look at it and compare it to the figures, and if necessary, ask questions. They can request ANY documentation they want, including bank statements etc.

I don't know why you're acting like HMRC are powerless. I fucking worked for them mate, I know how it works. Yes they're useless 99% of the time, but with this specific example, it couldn't be easier for them to fuck somebody over (assuming they are using coinbase or some other compliant platform). Manual or not.

They have teams of people paid £40k a year who try and clawback CHILD BENEFIT from people earning £50k +. What do you think they'll do when they put together these lists from cuckbase?

[Anonymous No.30112376]

>>30112068
>I'm not larping
Prove it.
I'm a former HMRC Inspector.
Every single CA in the UK knows that there is a certain day that is most advantagous to your clients to submit their SA returns on.
What day is it?

[Anonymous No.30112453]

>>30110944
>>30112068
I appreciate the concern but this is derailing the discussion. Not declaring isn't a form of tax planning that I am interested in.
I want to know what price people would put on moving to portugal for 5 years. It certainly isn't the 40k that I would owe this tax year to cash out, it probably isn't the <80k that this might increase to next tax year. Then there is the chance of further gains in 2021 that I would miss out on by selling now.

[Anonymous No.30112463]

>>30110474
Unironically should have been a restauraunt/pub wagie or something. Most of the year been closed and on furlough.

Would take the cut in salary any day to not work and still earn £1000-2000 a month for nothing.

[Anonymous No.30112511]

What's your opinion that the UK equities market is undervalued?

[Anonymous No.30112518]

>>30112339
They give out juuust enough to keep the masses off the streets. If they didn't there would be huge homeless populations, and the goyim would quickly realise just how much their leaders are betraying them

[Anonymous No.30112557]

>>30112376
Can you tell me the answer to this even if he doesn't reply ? I should really read more about SA....

[Anonymous No.30112589]

>lost job in January 2020
>not been able to get one since because of covid
>not got a penny of furlough money or universal credit

I'm going to end up paying through the nose in taxes for this shit when I finally get a job, and it makes me sad

[Anonymous No.30112591]

>>30112557
I'm guessing it's the fifth of April, you don't need to be chartered to know that

[Anonymous No.30112628]

>>30112453
I would be OK paying net out - net in, but when you have to declare every trade that is another story, you may have to pay 50k this year on tax then you get rugpulled or BTC crashes to 3k and you are fucked. Only option left is to avoid paying until you cashout for good

[Anonymous No.30112633]

>>30112589
>not managed to find a job
Then you weren't looking, there was plenty of work, still is
stop being a lazy cunt and get grafting

[Anonymous No.30112639]

>>30112557
>>30112591
This Anon has it.
Does Anon know the reason why?

[Anonymous No.30112646]

>>30112463
>working in a fucking pub/restaurant
>0 hour contract (or 30hours absolute tops)
>80% of minimum wage
>no tips or free food

Whats the fucking point? it doesnt even beat UC if you get rent allowance

[Anonymous No.30112671]

>>30112511
>equities market

Who actually uses phrases like this?

[Anonymous No.30112718]

>>30112373
>you'll be eating your words
Thankfully it pays (literally) to be a poorfag for income tax purposes.

[Anonymous No.30112725]

>>30112671
stock market, does it matter?

[Anonymous No.30112724]

>>30112633
Shut your mouth yiu cheeky fucking cunt

If I was a chancer or lazy I'd have been on UC from day one, so fuck up

[Anonymous No.30112747]

>>30111135
>>30111231
you have 32 days to 100x and cash out under the old rate. anything you buy from 6th April be ready to hold until you can escape

[Anonymous No.30112752]

>>30112597
>>30112597
>>30112597

Budget live discussion thread.

[Anonymous No.30112759]

>>30112646
but rent allowance is for your rent, treat that as disposable if you want just don't ask me for change when it fucks up

[Anonymous No.30112797]

>>30112724
Oh yeah you need a fixed abode for UC my mistake dosser

[Anonymous No.30112816]

>>30110328
It's illegal unless you are doing unpaid training.

They did have some form of flexible furlough a bit ago but i don't think it's like that now.

[Anonymous No.30112825]

>>30109943
Builder here, it’s causing a huge timber shortage. Everyone wants to sit in their gardens under a gazebo or behind a new fence, and they can all afford timber off of furlough. It’s a nightmare trying to get materials, sawmills are shut down or backed up with orders for weeks and when you do find a supplier in stock they’re taking 3x longer than usual to deliver.

I’m sure this will be the case with other goods as millions of people are being given buying power while producing nothing.

[Anonymous No.30112842]

>>30109576
Not all.

[Anonymous No.30112888]

>>30110380
Yeah you can. It's your duty as a tax paying wagie. Extorting them for some form of bonus is better, worst they can do is sack you and if they do let them know you are definitely submitting evidence to HMRC for their tax/benefits fraud.

[Anonymous No.30112918]

>>30112628
I think I'll have to crack open an excel spreadsheet and work out how much tax would be due on future swings. Probably not going to cash out because 200k doesn't get you anywhere in this country might as well take the risk.

[Klon No.30112942]

what the fuck is happenning here. stop discussing this shit, im fucked up with your dumps and fake bullish. your rockets are shit. is that so fucking difficult to put money in smth good kek???get phore token, have the graphene distribution and stop being so tarded

[Anonymous No.30113051]

>>30110474
I got 3 weeks of it near the start of it all. Fucking blissful for autists who can occupy themselves in their free time like us /biz/tards, absolute hell and depression for more sociable normie wagies.

I'm just glad at the least I got a few weeks holiday for free and still got normal pay.

Lol some of more intelligent perma furloughed will never want to work again knowing how good not being a wagie was.

[Anonymous No.30113065]

>>30111971
They’re making everyone dependent on them so they can later rug pull all life support. You think they want Deano the 300lb bricky around shitting up their world anymore?

It’s a world war on the working/middle class. They’re going to lose everything, then kill themselves because they only see rich happy successful people on TV, or maybe die of the vaccine they had to get to keep their gibs

[Anonymous No.30113299]

>>30112589
Why no universal credit. Every jobless person should be able to get £409 a month at the least.

[Anonymous No.30113428]

>>30112747
I don't think the capital gains taxes work like you think they do.

It's only crystallised gains crypto-fiat or crypto-crypto made in that tax year which are taxed. You could have held BTC for years but if you make the sale in 2020-2021 tax year then you pay the 20% on those gains. Doesn't fucking matter when you buy anything.

[Anonymous No.30113482]

>>30113428
I think he means to avoid paying a higher capital gains tax from april

[Anonymous No.30113535]

I'm on flexi-furlough and only work 18 hours a week and I'm bored out my mind. Made more on crypto this year than wages.

[Anonymous No.30113598]

>>30113535
Take up gardening, it's nearly warm enough to start planting. Just finished building pic related.

[Anonymous No.30113638]

>>30112373
I never said HMRC are powerless you fucking retard. I just know that the absolute fucking monkeys Jim Harra has working are absolutely fucking useless and the chances of you getting caught are extremely slim if you were to evade tax. As I said there is no system in place to check automatically, they have to get fucking monkeys to do the checks manually.

I've dealt with about 10 investigations in my 5 year career as a chartered accountant and I can say categorically that you are 100% correct when you say 99% of HMRC staff are fucking retarded. Why does it mean they would be competent on crypto?
>>30112376
>Prove it
Lol was the pic related not good enough faggot? there is no one day that's beneficial for everyone. If you submit prior to 31st July you'll have a lower payment on account if your income is lower in the year. If you submit prior to 31st December you can pay your tax through your tax code. Mate you're an ex HMRC employee stop giving it the big one. You are worthless in the eyes of every accountant. You command absolutely zero respect. What I know about tax you haven't had time to learn.

[Anonymous No.30113654]

>>30110170
!!!BRAZIL VARIANT!!!BRAZIL VARIANT!!!BRAZIL VARIANT!!!
>>30110227
also this.
beware pajeets baring gifts

[Anonymous No.30113674]

>>30113638
>What I know about tax
You know nothing. You're LARPing.

[Anonymous No.30113677]

>>30109576
So I normally trade in BSC shitcoins.
Can I greatly reduce my workload by keeping transactions and LPing, farming, RFI bullshit all off my reports? Will CZ keep my funds safu?

[Anonymous No.30113698]

>>30113598
Please just pay a professional next time this is hurting my eyes.
Stella + Landscaping don't mix

[Anonymous No.30113736]

>>30113677
what are you trying to ask paki?

[Anonymous No.30113741]

>>30111325
Because not pandering to the rich boys is better than pandering to the dole scum and bottom feeders.

[Anonymous No.30113806]

>>30113674
Lol fucking HMRC employees sitting on biz encouraging people to declare their crypto gains. Absolutely fucking pathetic. Jim Harra is a faggot and everyone working at HMRC is a fucking retard. Yourself included.

Lads, don't declare your crypto gains. You will never get caught

[Anonymous No.30113829]

>>30113598

Why did you line it with Amazon boxes? And wood and stuff? Drainage?

[Anonymous No.30113850]

Anon check this out

$MCM

Future of crypto

[Anonymous No.30113855]

>>30111597
You would need to completely sell your positions, pay the tax, then send cash to the company

[Anonymous No.30113877]

>>30113806
>He's ex-HMRC, what a loser
>He's HMRC, what a loser

Make up your mind, schizo.

You're a junior receptionist. Get the teas made, there's a good lad.

[Anonymous No.30113880]

>>30113698
Mate you've made 8 posts in this thread and not a single one is worth reading and nobody is replying to you. Turn off the PC and go outside you runt

[Anonymous No.30113901]

>>30113598
you'll never get away with it.
they got body sniffer dogs and thermal imaging cameras wot can see under concrete now, as well as DNA.

[Anonymous No.30113948]

>>30113880
>Caring about replies
heres yours don't cherish it all at once

[Anonymous No.30113949]

>>30113806
i have a question for you taxboy. is it true that all successful taxboys and accountants are power bottoms? there's a cute twinky-type at my village tax advisory that I've had my eye on

[Anonymous No.30113977]

>>30113736
The amount of extra bloat in crypto-crypto trades compared to trading on standard CEXs. I have over 1k BSC transactions and I would prefer not to calculate capital gains tax for each

[Anonymous No.30114083]

>>30113977
lmfao if you wanna be an extra good goy go ahead

[Anonymous No.30114155]

>>30113829
I was trying to make a Hugelkultur bed, which has a layer of rotting wood sitting underneath the soil. The wood acts like a sponge and retains water while slowly releasing nutrients over the years. After burying it I planted a green manure of white mustard to get the soil microbiome going, which I then cut down and buried to add organic matter to the soil. I covered it in cardboard to keep the weeds down and protect the soil (exposed soil gets damaged by the atmosphere). Now it should be a really biologically-active soil which is fantastic for supporting plant growth and yield.
Couldn't get lumber because of the fake disease, so the only material I had was a hazel tree that needed coppicing. That's why the walls look like that, but it will work. It's nature, it's messy.
>t. plant biologist

>>30113901
You are never going to fucking get me.

[Anonymous No.30114181]

>>30112825
yeah there was a huge shortage of plaster during lockdown 1. I work in a plumbers merchant and it seems like everyone is getting a new bathroom over the last few months, been busier than ever even without being able to open the showroom etc

[Anonymous No.30114221]

>>30113877
Lol go pay your taxes like the kike loving goy you are. Myself and my personal clients have successfully evaded tax for years. I have one client with 7 rental properties and she's never paid a penny more than £1000 of tax every year. I regularly advise people on how to evade tax. We will never get caught and there is nothing you can do about it. Suck my dick faggot

[Anonymous No.30114233]

>>30114155
B&Q etc is still open breh

[Anonymous No.30114302]

>>30114233
All the garden centres and hardware stores are still closed in Wales.

[Anonymous No.30114332]

>>30113598
Looks like something that happens in Chaz

[Anonymous No.30114351]

why september though? if we're opening everything in april surely we will be in a recovery and people will be quickly getting back to work when everything opens up
makes no sense to me
may/june maybe
just make things normal again you bunch of old wankers fuck you and your grandmas
although im enjoying my neetbux there's no sense in keeping this going

[Anonymous No.30114381]

>>30113598
looks cool, what's going in there?

[Anonymous No.30114399]

>>30114302
WALES?

[Anonymous No.30114408]

>>30114332
I remember the photos from Chaz, trying to transplant mature tomatoes into an inch of soil then acting shocked as they inevitably died. Trust me this bed is at least 15 inches deep.

[Anonymous No.30114414]

One benefit of clown world and diversity hires is Farheen and Chineka in their cushty Gov jobs work slow, don't give a shit and prone to fucking up and missing things.
That is on the basis these things are done manually, if AI is trawling accounts and looking for patterns and abnormalities then I don't know....I don't think the UK gov has joined the modern era yet though.

[Anonymous No.30114433]

>>30114221
>evaded

Not a single CA in the whole of the UK would ever use this terminology.

You're a junior receptionist. I wonder how many CA's in the UK have a red swoosh beneath their logo? Oh well, I know what I'm doing today. I'm sure they'll have no trouble finding the LARPing zoomerfag.

[Anonymous No.30114471]

>>30114351
>why september though?
the Gubmn't maybe knows something you don't anon. no other reason for them to giving barrowloads of cash to the bone idle. None of these fuckers be capable of working a day ever again after this.
>if we're opening everything in april
*if* indeed.

[Anonymous No.30114479]

>>30114083
Yea I'll just leave it. Nobody has the time to sift through defi tx's on bscscan

[Anonymous No.30114486]

>>30114381
Potatoes, beans, garlic, lettuce, spinach, chard, peas and onions will be going in within a month or two. See >>30114155 for a description.

>>30114399
Ceredigion to be precise.

[Anonymous No.30114495]

>>30113948
Hes done you

[Anonymous No.30114604]

END furlough now you fucking stupid paki chancellor.

[Anonymous No.30114625]

>>30114351
>build back better
>great reset
>new normal
there's no going back m8

[Anonymous No.30114627]

Anyone planning to get out of here this summer?

[Anonymous No.30114682]

>>30114486
sounds great, can't wait until I have a garden myself t b h. know any good plants that are good for balconies? was thinking of making one of those potato boxes

[Anonymous No.30114798]

>>30114433
Lol, how would you know what terminology a chartered accountant uses when you are not a chartered accountant yourself. Stop using CA, no one uses that. It's ACA you retard.

And yes I'm the junior receptionist with intimate knowledge on how tax investigations and HMRC operate.

I'll give you a clue, we're based in Leeds

[Anonymous No.30114878]

>>30110170

[Anonymous No.30114886]

>>30114682
Yeah man it's great. Any of the plants I mentioned will work in a large enough pot, along with things like cabbage, beetroot and especially radishes (crop in 4-6 weeks). The potato boxes are ok and I've made a couple myself but you need to use an indeterminant variety of potato as they will produce potatoes all the way up the stem as you bury it. Determinate potatoes will only grow at the level you plant them, which might lead to disappointment. Unfortunately it can be hard to find out if a variety is indeterminant or not as most sellers don't give that info away.
Best get seed orders in quick though.

[Anonymous No.30114925]

>>30110373
If you don't believe the government will put thousand strong offices on finding tax evading white college kids over Hamad and his taxi firm that hasn't paid a penny in tax for decades and gets all his taxi minivans from the NHS for his inbred retarded kid then you haven't paid attention.

[Anonymous No.30114953]

>>30114878
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.30115017]

>>30114798
>And yes I'm the junior receptionist with intimate knowledge on how tax investigations and HMRC operate.

Mate, you don't even know when to submit SA returns, nor do you kow why you submit them at that time.

>10 investigations in 5 years
>Leeds
Yup, that's a 'Mohammed and Mohammed, genuine Chartered Accountants, honest' setup. Your own record is likely marked by association.

[Anonymous No.30115042]

>>30114798
Are you that accountancy student whose drink we put eccies in at Drydock and he blew us all whilst insisting he wasn't normally gay?

[Anonymous No.30115131]

>>30114798
checkmate dickhead im just going to email it to all of them

[Anonymous No.30115460]

>>30115017
>Dont know when to submit tax returns

I can't tell if you are genuinely stupid or just trying to wind me up. Either way you are kike cuck with zero working knowledge of the UK tax system. Your HMRC experience puts you below every accountant out there because you are a fucking monkey that does nothing more than monkey work.

Lol I'll give you even more of a clue, it's a top 20 practice


Fucking so weird having all these kike tax lovers on biz, defending the government. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.30115498]

>>30114886
thanks anon, I'll speed up my plans

[Anonymous No.30115612]

>>30115460
Imagine 'boasing' that you're a receptionist at a CA.
I stopped working for HMRC years ago, I imp[lement WVD on Azure now for clients, and I can guarantee that I make at least twice what you make.
Enjoy answering the phone for Mr Mohammed.

[Anonymous No.30115638]

>>30115460
I hate to butt in on you lovers (scuse the pun), but he's right. No accountant would EVER employ the word 'evade' in that context. I'm not even an accountant and I know this. You can make your points without Larping, anon. Liars get found out.

[Anonymous No.30115747]

>>30115460
Chad energy radiating

[Anonymous No.30115932]

>>30115612
But that's the thing faggot, I'm not a receptionist. I'm ACA qualified with experience in tax investigations. I don't have to prove anything to anyone on here, I just merely stated facts about HMRC inner workings and their ability to catch people evading tax. You said I'm wrong and that I'm lying, but I'm not. There is no automated system to do checks. The only somewhat automatic checks are large differences in tax year on year, or for VAT quarters. Apart from that there is nothing. My point still remains if you don't declare your crypto gains the chances of you getting caught are highly unlikely because HMRC is full of monkeys that have no automated system to check your gains against a tax return that was or was not submitted.


>>30115638
>no accountant would ever use the word evade
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I know the advice I give is illegal, but here's the thing dick head, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.30115936]

>>30109631
college gibs?

[Anonymous No.30116256]

>>30115932
If you're one of the unlucky ones who does get caught, what's the procedure from there? Explain it to me like i'm someone who can't be bothered to look this up

[Anonymous No.30116280]

>>30115932
That's frankly unconvincing, and only serves to make you look more silly. Your bragging to the other anon about how simple evading tax is neglects to mention just how your clients are able to begin purchasing large capital items like houses and cars, without raising flags anywhere in the system. As soon as this happens, that's when HMRC will be at the door.
You're a complete Larp, and i hope no anons out there are falling for your BS, as it could be damaging for them in the long run if they listen to any of it. ACA my fat hairy balls.

[Anonymous No.30116500]

>>30115460
top 20 accountants in leeds wew lad we've got a real harvey specter type here

[Anonymous No.30116573]

>>30109576
Can't pay taxes if you don't work. Just bleed the place dry. If you need food: steal it. If you need clothes: steal them. They will have to pay to prosecute and incarcerate you during which time you will be clothed and housed. Give them absolutely nothing in return.

[Anonymous No.30116624]

>>30109631
Literally,
I wish I went into trades.
Daren't go back to college now cos most people doing courses in trades are teenage chavs.

[Anonymous No.30116632]

>>30110474
>mfw getting a job in one of the covid call centres (which is a shambles but thats another story) and seeing some toff on furlough from BA there working and bragging about his job and earning a double wage