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Okay listen up. I want to be a millionaire.

I don't want your 2x
I don't want your 5x.
I don't want your stupid fucking 10x.
I don't want your 100x
I don't want your 1000x either.
>10,000x
NO THAT IS CHUMP SHIT
>100,000x
Getting closer, but that is for faggots.

I want your 1,000,000x
Give me your next 1 million x
I want to become a millionaire off of 1 dollar, I'm tired of fucking around /biz/.

>> No.30105057

GENE.finance

>> No.30105065

Buy bunnies
Breed bunnies (exponential return)
Sell bunnies for meat and fur

>> No.30105099

>>30105065
I'm not a furry so I'm not going to fuck bunnies.
even if it's a video game character, I am not going to creme the rabbit.

>>30105057
looks like a scam, is there insurance?

>> No.30105101

$BOG will unironically be 1 000 000 000$ EOW

>> No.30105155

>>30105099
I just picked a random coin from coingecko by filtering it by newest coins. I looked it up and it does in fact look scammy as fuck lol

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>>30104941
put 10k

>> No.30105216

LTO, its in the math.

>> No.30105311

>>30105099
No no, see the bunnies fuck each other and reproduce. Fucking them yourself is optional, although highly recommended.

>> No.30105560

Rubic.

>> No.30105657

Unironically, holochain.

>> No.30106532

>>30105311
It was too late. I started fucking my bunnies using your advice. Started with the girl from zootopia or whatever that shit is.

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>>30105182
>>30105101
>>30105057
>>30105216
>>30105560
>>30105657
Okay just spent 1 dollar on each of these projects.

If even one of them goes to $1,000,000 then I will be a millionaire.

I have a 1/6 chance or somewhere around 10% to become a millionaire. Thanks biz

>> No.30106746

>>30104941
BOND
Bonded.Finance DYOR
Quickswap Lead Dev here

>> No.30107280

AKITA is the best option anon

>> No.30108352

>>30104941
UMB

>> No.30108560

Invent a time machine and go back to buy BTC for $1 then go forward in time to when BTC is worth $1,000,000. Hope this helps.

>> No.30108613

>>30108560
I'm already going forward in time. I can't stop it fuck, I have too many bunnies shit god dam

>> No.30108648

>>30104941
It's CargoX (CXO), but don't tell anyone else

>> No.30109841

>>30105099
>I'm not a furry so I'm not going to fuck bunnies.
They're too small anyway. Get a dog instead.

I was just watching videos of some guy with his bitch, and HOLY HELL did she love the cock. I've sort of wanted one for a while to go with my good boi who stretches out my rectum and pumps me full of dog semen daily, since I also have needs, but I always thought bitches weren't really into sex much. Those videos really showed me how massively wrong I was. She was constantly begging him for sex, either a good fuck or a good fingering.

>> No.30111115

>>30104941
It will be PNK during the next few months and your x250 comes until EOY 2022
Trust the oldfags and Godspeed anon

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>> No.30111276

>>30104941
This must be the top

I posted this exact thread when i was a newfag in early january 2017

>> No.30111705

SOTA

>> No.30111790

>>30111276
Ironically I got into during the crash. I'm glad I've stuck around. Made so much money with alts.