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shut it down

>>30104653
I can't wait for the GME Coverup, but what with the SEC completely and provably ignoring the GME situation, it may not happen.
Because they recently have been shutting down attempts to coordinate a pump using social media, but the GME situation, which is being ran by the LONGS now, is being allowed to go on.
Whoever has their hands in this told the SEC to fuck off, and they listened, whoever told the SEC to fuck off, shut down the fucking fed to prove a point.
This game is far from over.

Im sorry shills, but youre not allowed in here. "Bagholders" only

thinking about growing a mullet like kaiji

>>30104899
A little outdated of a haircut, but if any haircut could come back into style, that would be one.

If GME crabs, I am not losing much in the long run. I kinda want to play with RKT and see if I can get some calls on it for 50 because 60 is a bit risky for my liking as 70 would be the selloff point. And maybe look at UWMC. I would need to see some info on UWMC but it sounds like it is gonna rocket to 15.

Still not too late to invest

>>30104839
These are the most unlikely crossovers I've seen in a long time

I cant wait any longer. I'm losing too much on this stock. It neither pump or bump. I cant take it anymore.

>>30104575
>https://financhill.com/most-heavily-shorted-stocks-today
More general question because I want to chase stuff like this now:
If a stock is heavily shorted, do I just buy low and sell when it moons? Is it that easy?

>>30105023
It's just time. Chill. You lose more time playing vidya or jacking off. At least this is a low maintenance gamble unless you invested more than you could.

>>30105045
Yes, the problem is you missed the low buy in when it was crabbing for 3 weeks. Now its more expensive and obviously a bigger gamble

>>30105001
Can I expect a 41% return?

>>30105165
kek

>>30104839
You gotta add Yumeko Jabami. Based nonetheless.

>>30105001
>>30105165

>>30105023
Then get out and let the longs take your shares, we don't need a pussy.
Only Deer Pussy.

>>30105045
Alright, here is the deal with these stocks. Yes, they are heavily shorted, but the key is to buy up enough shares that they create a bunch of naked shorts, positions they have to buy back into which will drive up the price no matter where they shorted. This is the case with GME. If you want a GME ticket that is safe, buy in at 110-100.
RKT was just shorted like normal, quite heavily to 40% but they got caught with their pants down and it is potentially, key word potentially, rising to 70 a share. I am also waiting to hear what RKT's CEO has to say. He might have news that will benefit retail investors seeing as how they forced a squeeze of some kind.

>>30105045
>GME is only 23.61%
It's over, isn't it?

>>30105309
They admitted their numbers were """""Self Reported"""""" so there is absolutely no proof of this but their word.
Which is shit.

>>30105260

>>30105309
There's honestly just no way with the short volume they've been pushing the last week

>>30104839
Based pic

>>30104839
Based and redpilled
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE DEER
SO SHILLS AND JANNIES HIDE IN FEAR
IF WE GET BANNED WE'LL REAPPEAR
UNTIL THE GAMESTOP SQUEEZE IS HERE
https://mega.nz/folder/QMEC0DzQ#wuyFApHCc-NqdLoKIN3yzA

I feel like if we go up we'll only be seeing 800 before a drop. But then I expect us to hit the stars after that dip.

>>30105045
I really love that idea, how can you tell when it is low enough to buy in?

>>30104899
>>30105422
>>30105466
Checked. Ive got a good feeling about today anons

>>30105695
feel nervous tomorrow anon though thats everyday

124 USD in Frankfurt

>>30105799
Checked

>>30104575
ALEPH is the new GME. Prove me wrong biz

These threads are Q tier
t. [email protected]

>>30105976
Sure, I can do it with 5 Easy words
Two Hundred Percent Institutional Longs

>>30105982
Schizos can be right sometimes

>>30105982
Fuck off talking about that Q shit here, our autism is all provable data. Conspiracy is only conspiracy without proof. When you add proof it becomes fact.

>>30106072
Gamburu poster, Jack here; what're you planning to sell at? Also: you ready for a couple of big fucking moves in these next few weeks?

>>30105976
Prove me how ALEPH can give me a 1000% return at a minimum.

>>30104839
Based crossover

>>30105023
I had that same initial "oh shit panic" feeling after all that bullshit from the initial spike and those dongs manipulating the market.
We've basically turned the short game into the long(-ish) game - instead of a payout in a few days, It'll take a few weeks or a month or two.
Hold tight and keep the diamond hands, I'm down more than $2000 and I'll sell when I die

>>30105348
Self reported by who? There are other shorts, Melvin is not the only one

>>30106120
I'm planning on selling if it goes over 10K and not a cent less.
If it rides higher i'll ride it, but my plan is to clock out only halfway back down from the moon. I'm gambling on it hitting a massive spike and the SEC to continue to ignore it as they have been. I'm betting it all on someone intentionally is trying to crash the US economy, and the SEC is letting it happen.
I aim to walk out of this a wealthy gambler living in Taiwan with the boygirls. As is every gamblers dream.

>>30106263
>I'm planning on selling if it goes over 10K and not a cent less.
Nice, that's around my price target as well
>I aim to walk out of this a wealthy gambler living in Taiwan with the boygirls.
B- based? Good luck with your Russian Roulette endeavors

>>30106263
based, there's nothing like bribing someone to completely betray themselves to became as much as a psychotic degenerate as yourself, if I cant pay an entire family to suck me off in turn, what's the point in living?

>>30106263
>boygirls
>Taiwan
You mean thailand.

>>30106263
Based. I plan on staggering one share to sell at 1k, 1 at 10k, then ride the rest into the atmosphere. Ill have stop losses set at 70% of whatever the current peak is throughout the whole ride, so I dont get burned if we crash, but so I dont get shook by volatility.
Also, are there deers in Taiwan?

>>30106499
Checked and yes, i do. I mix em up sometimes.
>>30106482
This man gets it.
>>30106362
I plan to end up dead by self inflicted gunshot wound to the head like all Russian Roulette fetishists do in the end. The only way to go, on my own terms.

>>30106570
as much as I disagree with everything you just said, im glad to have you on our side.

>>30106560
eaten on site

>>30106263
If we hit 10K, even on my measly pile of shares, I will be set. Gonna see if I can get some options going, but I want to be sitting on a nice stack of cash by the end of this and get the game company I want to do off the ground. If I can't find a job, I will make one and make a successor to one of my favorite childhood games which might get an actual review by my favorite youtubers. If not, he still reviewed one of the prequels which is still good enough for me.

>>30106643
sight FUCK SAKES

>>30105309
Not yet
http://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH&sdkVersion=2.58.0
And even finra's pretty sketchy, just buy and hold.

>>30106560
You think the volatility will remain within 30% on the way up?

>>30106872
Also if dubs 76k in my id is top go

>>30106570
Bruh never try to anhero with a shot to the head, so many people somehoe fuck it up and end up a potato in a wheelchair.
Put one big caliber round in your heart, easy to find the correct spot and gaurenteed death. Plus you'll just peacefully slip into a cold sleep and off you go

>>30106955
Welp, i have a new top.
Fuck. I'm riding this stock HARD.
KEK HAS SPOKEN.

>>30106570
Russian roulette is my way out too, every month after I turn 60 I'll pull the trigger. Parkinson's and dementia run in my so there is no fucking way I'm spending everyday shitting my self in a fucking hospo gown clapping at invisible fairies, while everyone coo's and coddles me while whishing they could be anywhere else

>>30106981
>Bruh never try to anhero with a shot to the head
Nah bro, Russian Roulette. If i die it's on my turn with hundreds of thousands on the line. I've lived through it once, and it's the way i want to go. Either i die or i don't. Fate has the door open, and will call me to my grave when it is my time. Until then, i will live dangerously.

>>30106955

>>30106955
Checked

i got $2,000 to spend

all in on GME or some on RKT?

>>30107206
I would say all on GME but you are about to get the hammer for NSFW on a WS board.
Soooooo, nice meeting and knowing you brugh.

>>30107206
RKT has some plays to make if it looks like it will head up. It can honestly tank, but the CEO is also having some kind of announcement today so who knows what he can announce. He already flipped off shorts by putting down a 1 time dividend just to make shorts pay out a ton for each stock they shorted.

>>30107206
>falling for the glowie RKT psyop

>>30107320
>Not falling for ReKT psyop
Redpilled

If GME rockets to the insane price targets of 50k+ then I'm personally funding season(s) of Spice and Wolf because I want more medieval economics with best girl
If 100k+, I'll fucking fund the rest of the important LN arcs to Spring Logs

From what I've been reading and looking at the VW chart during the squeeze, it lasted for a couple of days, and aren't we still waiting for that massive dip right before the squeeze happens? Why is everyone treating it like the squeeze will come and go in a blink of an eye? I honestly don't think the top will be a mere 4 digits and even if it is, you should have plenty of time to cash out.

I’m running an experiment. I opened up new dating app accounts and put the effort into them. I mentioned in the bios how I have $1000 in on GameStop stocks right now l. I’m gonna compared the attention I get now (probably very little lol thots) with how much attention I get after the news reports on all the “redditors” who made tens of thousands of dollars on GameStop shares.
I hope I can someday soon report back with all the stacies trying to dig my gold.

>>30107463
It might be over quick only if who know who rigs the system again. But yeah the peak should be a several day affair. Make profit while you can and fuck everyone else anon.

Anons are so short sighted these days. If I make the money I think I’ll make from this all, here’s what I’ll do. Instead of financing some studio to make a game or a remake of a show or whatever: I’ll financially support young talented high schoolers who show an interest and the skills needed to become game developers. I will scout their talent, get them through college, and help them start up their own game studio and through then make all the games I’ve ever drunkenly thought would be a good idea. Or if I wanted a show, I could do the same but with some Japanese kids so they become a kino anime studio.
Stop thinking so short term anon. Make so much money that you can begin a decade-long process of cultivating your dream studio

>>30106872
Yes, a 300, 3k, or 30k swing shouldnt happen fast enough for me not to react and play accordingly. Either way ill end on a sizeable profit and wont get burned.
>>30107041
I respect that, even though its not my way. Ive already accepted im gonna get rekt by one of the animals I work with one day. I just need to fulfill the biological mandate before they get me, then im at peace with it

>>30104575
Please dont associate a based anime like kaiji with your gme redditfaggotry, soibois

>>30107676
Melvin watches anime?

>>30107618
How will you scout the high school kids?

>>30107676

>>30107676
You will never be a woman.

>>30107771
Just pay some scouts to look for the quiet white kid in tech class who gets great grades but doesn’t seem to engaged with the coursework or his peers. Simple as

>>30107676
>Shills are animefags now

>>30107676
Obligatory

>>30107676
The sheer salt it puts into you and the hedgie shills is the only reason i go on anymore.
Please feed me more salt daddy.

>>30107904
Is this how things work in the US? You have kiddy grabbers lurking in your classrooms

>>30107618
Hey, if you can get that much out of GME, more power to you, but I am content to working on my startup and make something that can keep funding itself and make non-crap games that I want to play. But hiring them to make their games first is not a half bad idea if they are good. Of course they would have to be in a playable state and not crap.

>>30107920

>>30106982
Sauce on pic?

>>30108117
Porche, i believe her name is. She's from One Piece. If you don't know the art style, i'm amazed.

>>30108141
One piece was too long a commitment for me by the time I got around to giving in to suggestions.

Fuck me my insomnias so bad I end up taking naps through all of market hours. Kind of worried there'll be huge price action while I'm asleep but I guess it doesn't matter if I wouldn't sell anyway

>>30108376
I just sleep through the market day, nowadays. Honestly the thread is so breakneck pace when the shills are on duty and all of the other boards are too... well, bored, to mind their own business, getting conversation about the stock itself and data is near impossible.
At this point the shills are so demoralized they have to OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA post to force us to hit threadcap faster.
I know it sounds schizo, but you don't see OOOOOO and AAAAAAA posters pre or post market, not normally.

>>30107708
>>30107824
>>30107920
>>30107927
>>30107948
>>30107816

I simply dont care about burger jew stocks, you are all idiots begging to be manipulated. I'll smoke a fat celebratory blunt when you faggots post suicide posts in r/wsb a week later.

I'll stick with my fat ass BTC & DOT & BNB stacks, thanks.

why stonks go down?

>>30108541
>Redditspacing
>Low IQ
>Accusing us of being idiots when he can't even hide he came here from reddit
>Thinks /we/ go to reddit.
Man you guys are just scraping bottom of the barrel eh?
I'm lighting a blunt RIGHT NOW to toast how fucking stupid you are. Here's to this, brugh.

>>30108541
>calls us r/wsb fags
>reddit spaces

>>30108541
Then why are you in this thread?
>>30108070
I mean more developing their talent from the very beginning. Think patronizing the arts back in the 1500s.
>>30107990
It’s not kid grabbing moron talent scouts recognize sports talent. It’s an entire industry. How do you think Jamal gets a full ride scholarship plus cheerleader pussy? You think he does that work himself? I’m talking about a similar concept but for game design-potential kids

>>30107663
When you talk about a 30% volatility swing, there’s no way this stock could swing several thousand dollars even in one hour, r-right? Fuck I’ll have to just use sell orders and try not to time it manually :/

>>30108670
>Then why are you in this thread?
Because he has to earn that paycheck anon, Melvin's not paying so hot right now.
Additionally, if he's not being paid to be here, we just live rent free in his head. It's free real estate.

>>30108670
Nah I only meant the kiddy grabbing in jest, I’ve heard of sport talent scouts I was genuinely curious about how you find talented young people in tech. I guess as a bong we would hold competitions or something I dno

>>30108736
For the record, I’m sure most of us here have played the shill in countless threads over the years. Shills aren’t always paid, sometimes they’re just bored anons

>>30108474
Yeah honestly its only late night and weekend threads I can do the research that makes me confident in the stock and squeeze

>>30104839
Based beyond belief

>>30108541
Im coming for every single cent moshi, no matter how much you beg anf plead

>>30108736
>>30108670
>>30108665
I dont even live in the third world shithole called USA, kek. I dont know who Melvin is. I just dont want kaiji to be associated with jew stock redditfaggotry, but perhaps Melvin lives rent free in your head instead.

horney cake is enq, that is what you should check now
check it and tell me that I am wrong
look at their pos and PoW nodes, if you smart you will realize everything

>>30108765
In some ways I can’t stand it. Fucking 17 year old high schoolers get on tv and treated like super stars. But it is what it is. Just don’t watch sportsball problem solved xd
>>30108474
I too have had my sleep schedule ruined by all of this. Thankfully I already live on passive income thanks to renting my land out to oil companies so it’s not like I gotta get up to work lol

>>30108780
Nah, i don't go into threads just to be an asshat, it takes a special kind of pathetic to do that sort of shit for free.

>>30108847
>I don't care about stocks
>I care an anime is being used for imagry
Fucked up priorities, bro.

>>30108862
I’m also sure that most anons here understand 4chan is secretly one of the nicest places on the internet

>>30108780
I shilled against AQB in /smg/, but only because I actually worked in fucking aquacultures and knew it was a bad investment. I didnt want people getting suckered, because Im not an asshole

>>30108670
It probably would be easier for me just to put up a bunch of flyers that I am looking for a playable demo of a game and that I am willing to fund it. Get up to kickstarter levels of complete, get more funds with a kickstarter campaign, then push it out with all the bells and whistles and have the studio be financially sound.
What you are purposing almost sounds like an institute. And the problem with that is that it would get filled with a ton of bad game ideas and I would not be able to audit out all the bad games unless I had a decent barrier of entry.

>>30104575
Literally just finished rewatching this episode

>>30109032
>I had a decent barrier of entry.
So no blacks, no jews, and no white devs. All Asian only?

>>30108541
See >>30104839

>>30109055
And kek blesses you for your viewership it seems.

>>30109032
Honestly one of the hardest things about forming your own studio nowadays is type b cluster personality disorders coming in and ruining everything.

>>30109032
Yeah, like an institute, but only for a single, small group of people I can mold and support to my liking, and my liking is 100% kino. Again, think more like a professional painter’s guild taking on a young Rembrandt and his peers to teach them out to paint so that one day Rembrandt can make the greatest art ever. Or think of the Medici family funding the arts including training of new young artists.
In other words, after the global market crashes we are going back to the patronage system boys.

>>30109080
Considering the games western studios keep pumping out with, it probably will be that way.

>>30109188
Checked but it’s my money I will remove all support and fire them if they get out of line. The main point is to put together a team right from the beginning before the “””industry””” can ruin them.

>>30109191
Second Renaissance time?

>>30109249
No matter how bad your medium gets always be thankful it ain't western comics.

>>30109277
>>30109188
Kek has spoken, your mascot must be THE FROG.

>>30108541

>>30109334
Wait Rugrats are Jewish ?

OK apart from le epic shortsqueeze autism isnt gamestop turning into a viable long term investment right now? Its gotten a shit ton of media attention and due to the shitton of trading they must have a lot of capital in hand right now or am I wrong?

>>30109434
m8....

>>30109526
Absolutely. I like the stock.

>>30109625
Check and dfv confirmed

>>30109188
I don't know what that means, but I assume that means snowflakes. Maybe I will amke them play a "problematic game" and if they can't complete it I won't hire them.

>>30109191
Well whatever the future hold, we probably will be on the better side of it.

>>30109290
Oh yeah, Western Comics are super cucked. Once the industry collapses I would begin to consider making a comic as all my potential detractors will be completely penny-less in California.

>>30109526
Yea it'll be a fine longterm......after the squeeze. Get your money from melvin then reinvest into gamestop for cheap post crash

>>30109526
Easily a comfy 4 figure stock in a year or two

Right, gonna need a new baker when shit picks up boys, getting in my market nap.
I'll be back. Have a great day boys, and remember. It's not over until people start putting shotguns in their mouths. So get comfy.

3 days in a row you fucking idiots saying "JUST WAIT FOR LE EPIC AH YOU GON SEE OOOO"
And it never moved (wow, 0,1% )
why are you such idiots?

>>30110465
See >>30104839

>>30104575
Today i dreamt they simply just shut down gme. Simply all shares stopped existing and gme was no longer in the market.
Could the jew actually pull this one off?
There would be no social backlash since whatever they do they just call up their nigger apes and start some riots

another day for the battle to continue, but with only one outcome available for hedgies: a meaningless death brought about by gambling

I dont get it, aren't the shorts bleeding from collateral calls? Why would they not cover already?

reddit
>duuude we're literally Harry Potter lmao
"4chan"
>duuude we're literally Kaiji lmao

I hate you faggots and I want you to go back

>>30110776

>>30110776
you seem familiar on what reddit does go back

>>30110776
>Redditspacing
>Calls us redditfags
I'm trying to sleep and you idiots pull me back in with this shit, can't even make this stuff up.
Why must every single person who accuses people of being redditors ALSO type like they come from that cesspit? It's cute AND sad,

What's the make it stack for GME?
How much to be a whale?
How much for dolphin?
t. Sub 200 share fish

>>30108273
You don't need to watch it all in one go, the first few seasons are the only ones worth it anyway, before the series becomes One Filler.

>>30110498
i'm a bagholder.
Now answer, why are you shilling for AH when it does nothing ?

>>30110465
Why are you bitching? Just sell if it makes you so peeved or better yet just dont visit these threads if you take every claim so seriously

>>30111378
>i'm a bagholder
If you don't own more than 10 shares your opinion is disregarded.
Also, post proof.

>>30111932
i have exactly 10 @124
i just want to know they theory behind "MUH AH" that some retard spam every fucking day. Only that

In the final act of humiliation, the GME retards watch in horror as their meme stock fades into irrelevance as people invest their money in actual profitable mortgage companies instead.

>>30112018
cause it took off AH one time

Redpill me on 10k, is it even possible? that's 100x or 700b marketcap??? I want to believe bros.

>>30112103
Anything is possible, you just have to believe.

>>30112103
as greedy as you want at best 5k and up

>>30112103
Short at 10k if you are so confident.
The big players are not going to sell before 1 million minimum. Do you want to get off the running rocket?

>>30112042
oh ok, so they are coping for it to happen again...
I'll keep closing before the 10 min dip then

>>30112103
>>30112247

Pulling figures from the smelly hole beneath your ass hairs fellas

>>30112103
10k is the lower limit.
Remember that ((they)) have to buy each share 4 or 5 times.

>>30112103
Market cap is a bit of a meme, it's a decent indicator for the value of a market when the volatility is low but you need you keep in mind that the price only depends on the sentiment of the investors. You don't get a trillion by selling all the shares of a company with 1T market cap cause the price falls as soon as you start selling them.

>>30112350
DTCC has several trillion. Even at 100k per share it will not go bankrupt.
100k is the floor, 1 million 99% probable.

>>30104839
where's dogfucker?

As long as Qanon is hodling, i'm hodling.
2 more weeks till the squeeze

>>30112461
Dogpilled

yesterday i got banned for asking cute and funny pics here, fk jennies

>>30112469
So many of these posts haha. GME living in your head rent free.

>>30106955
Checked

>>30107472
1000 in on GME but what did you buy in at? I have 1k in on it but only have like 15 shares. Good enough for me to make some fucking money if it gets close to 1k a share, nevermind if it actually moons. 10k a share will be life changing; could actually put down on a house.

>>30112651
They killed the deer, shot it right through its sexy little neck.

>>30112258
Sauce on figure?

>>30113271
You're dreaming. wake up Anon.

>>30113497
If it's done, then people should get out now. Is that what your saying? Or are you just saying 1k ps is an unrealistic meme?

>>30113579
Im saying GME is done, the feds are not going to let it moon and tank the rest of the market.

>>30113613

>>30113613
The SEC is toothless and there are no legal means by which they can really intervene directly with an individual stock in any way that would be fatal to GME

Everyone saying 1000 -10k. How confident is everyone with 1000? Have a limit sale set to cash out my initial investment at 400. That way too low?

>>30113613
The feds aren't going to have a choice.

>>30113899
>>30113928
>>30113947

>>30104839
where’s the english norf guy?

>>30113928
Yes...pro tip don't set a limit sell at all, cause if it moons into outer space you'll want to neck yourself for selling at 400.
>"But what's the limit anon!!?!"
NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS
>'B-But what if I miss the squeeze?!?!?!"
The squeeze will last for more than a day, VW squeeze lasted for 3-4 days, set a price alert and watch the fucking thing. As long as you don't FOMO in during the squeeze you'll have plenty of time to unload.

400 was the last peak and melvin most likely shorted from there back down, you think the longs are gonna just push it up to the old peak?

>>30113928
It all depends on whether you're banking on a short squeeze or not.

I think there's good prospects of getting to 400 on just swings and gamma squeezes without a need for the real short squeeze.

1000-10000 is the best case scenario where it all kicks off. DD suggests it will happen but you never know for sure, where to cash out will depend on your risk appetite.

>>30106955
Checked

>>30114026
Go shit up another thread worthless faggot

>>30113494
Which figure? Do you think that big players aren't greedy? In 2008 they were sooo greedy that they crashed the system. For GME, crashing the DTCC is 500k a share. Wales will sell at 1 million a share minimum. I'm with the wales.

>>30114287
Thanks. Been holding 20 gme I bought at $200 prior to the first squeeze

>>30104575
if GME breaks out of the negative trend, and perhaps even 138 line it will moon

>>30114333
Checked and thank you

>>30114892
You don't need TA - a lot of this is based on OTM calls becoming ITM, so milestones are 125, 130, 135 etc. - check https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/options?date=1614902400

>>30114654
the inevitable truth is bitter, I know.

>>30113928
>>30114333
Don't listen to this faggot. Set a sell limit at 500 and wait.

>>30114333
Checking the triple threes!

March 25 papa cohen will wreck shorts

I just woke up and I'm having my morning shit while browsing biz.

One long squit and just when you think it's over and safe to wipe a whole new game starts.

I'm taking this as a sign to go long on GME today

God I just want this to be fucking over. Just give us our FUCKING money, I can't fucking stay up every single fucking night. fucking FUCK

>>30115091
>>30114333
>>30113928
>>30113579
>>30113271
Is it a shill thread? Why everybody wants to sell at 1k-10k?
The DTCC has 50 trillion dollars.
50 trillion/69,5 million shares=700k a share.

>>30115442
What else are you gonna do? Just get comfy and neet it up. Type a bunch of oooooo and aaaaaa with anons lmao.

>>30115033
I will rape you

>>30114892
Ah yes, the lines

What would happen if $GME splits?

>>30115585
Fucked if I know, but I bought in at 150 and staring at red this entire time isn't fun. I want out of EVERYTHING biz to be honest. Shares, crypto, I just fucking suck at all of it. I'm such a fucking retarded failure. Gonna be a fucking boomer and have my parents help me buy an investment property instead. God I'm so fucking stupid and useless.

>>30115466
There exists like 300 million shares due to short selling.

DTCC will pay when Citadel goes bankrupt exactly like in 2008.
https://www.ipe.com/dtcc-closes-out-500bn-in-lehmans-bankruptcy/29564.article

>>30115466
Checked. Like that figure better. Not a shill just ignorant

>>30115466
The Millennium items say $500 is the ticket, Anon.

>>30115696
Just hodl anon, hodl and all your problems will go away...

>>30115737
>1 post by this ID
Kek. But at least you're confirming the short squeeze will happen.

>>30112024
How'd Watamelon steal Suisei's spot?

Is AMC a distraction? Anybody here /allin/ GME

amc is a more sound investment with some short squeeze up side
gme is a clown show thats going to end with me selling my shares at 1500 dollars
id go all in on gme and sell some calls

ඞ I'm holding

>>30115814
I am happy to help you make your decision. I may be wrong in my calculation but it's complicated to know how many people will sell before 500k.The more people there are selling under 500k, the higher it can go before DTCC faces bankruptcy. That's why I believe in $1 million per share.

>>30116069
how are you gonna feel if GME hits 10k and you sold at 1500

>>30116191
Kek there are gonna be so many fucking bagholders from people holding out for these retarded numbers

>>30116259
Very good.

>>30115965
>Is AMC a distraction?
Yes. I sold my AMC a few weeks ago to buy more GME.

>>30116259
not gonna worry about it because one thatll never happen and two ill take my 15x and be happy

pre-market is the mother of all crabs

>>30116259
how the fuck is this even possible...
also, how would that happen? in which timespan? 5 minutes to 10k or 1 month buildup?

>>30116306
>fucking bagholders
>retarded numbers
Argument?
Why do you care so much about me selling at 1 million? Are you working for the DTCC?

>>30112461
I'm still here lurking, waiting, and holding.
Deerfucker is incredibly based, tho.

>>30116441
It went from $40 to $180 in like an hour dude. In clownworld, anything is possible.

>>30116470
I mean go ahead and hold out for 1 million if you truly believe it'll hit that, I personally think the peak will be between 29k-35k.

>>30116575
a month ago leddit said the peak would be 1k

>>30116575
>I personally think the peak will be between 29k-35k.
Do you think long hedge funds are not greedy? Do you think they will stop at 35k? I encourage you to short GME at this price if you are so confident.
I myself believe that it can exceed 1 million so I will keep some shares to sell at higher price.

>>30116860
I really wish we could get real time data on what the big guys are doing because when they start to sell that's the peak

its funny to joke but i hope no one holds through the squeeze and doesnt sell because then youre stuck waiting for cohen to make gamestop into a good company

>>30116860
Over a million per share? Wouldn't that make thousands of billionaires in seconds? Seems completely infeasible.

>>30116676
>a month ago
Now there are so many shorts that we can increase the target price to whatever price we want.
1 million? 30 million? As (you) want.

>>30116474
OOOOOOOOOOO

>>30116971
Think about how taxes will rape all these new billionaires that don't know all the jewish tricks the elites use to evade taxes.

I brought my chips, I'm ready for the morning dip

>>30104839
>left out macron

>>30117062
I don't see how they could ever even claim the money, wouldn't the exchanges have to actually issue it?

>>30117062
That makes me think government might be ok with this.
Direct to middle class stimulus plus big tax windfall.

>>30117062
I think for the average person if you make 1 million dollars and the government takes 750k they'll still be like 250k is a lot of money.
Fucking thieves.

>>30116860
>Do you think they will stop at 35k? I encourage you to short GME at this price
Good luck shorting shares during a short squeeze.

>>30116930
I’m selling at 009$/inverted
Keeping 1 share out of 5 unsold until 000 01$/inverted

>>30116971
>Wouldn't that make thousands of billionaires in seconds? Seems completely infeasible.
Why? Are you afraid there are new billionaires?
The market works like this. Billionaires appear, others commit suicide.

>>30117062
No one cares. The taxes are half of what they used to be a few decades ago. No poor person cares that their 6million ends up as 4 million and there are a ton of ways to tax shelter your gains.

>>30117174
Based

>>30105001
>>30105165

>>30107463
The dip did happen at 40 per shares

>>30117785
Incorrect

>>30115965
Everything but GME is a distraction. GME is Bitcoin, everything else is a shitcoin

>>30116971
No, most are paperhands that will sell at under 1k, besides 1million is probably a bit too much i agree

>>30116441
You know they will halt if it rises too fast so I don’t see it going up 1,000s in minutes without them using halts to dampen momentum

>>30117903
Redpilled

Remember to buy the dip, Kaiji-kun

Ill trade some stinky Linky for some GME or do have anything harder?

>>30117913
Selling at 1200% gains is not "paperhands". Are you retarded?

>>30104839
just woke up, holy based.

>>30117223
Are you kidding me? What kind of retarded tax laws do you have in muttland to have to pay 75% to the government?

>>30118107
Mutts are the biggest primadonnas when it comes to their “oppressive taxes”.

>>30118107
American taxes are not 75%. That guy is just an idiot and doesn't understand how taxes work.

>>30118074
It absolutely is in this case, are you retarded?

>>30118232
Stay poor faggot

>>30117823
Nigger check the chart or can you not read lines on a chart?

> Uncle Bagel Bruce
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNM_dInWi_glMZT3gxqxPQ/featured

Thoughts on UWMC?

>>30118205
They're still pretty bad at 37% over 518K. Then there's state taxes, and then local taxes... Fuck. How to do tax evasion?

>>30118308
Nigger the "dip" was not 3 weeks of $40 crabbing you fucking tard, go lay in the road

>Better Bagels Bruce
live link
https://youtu.be/PaF_qGRbMsI

>>30118473
The rate only applies to the amount over the threshold.
>Tax breaks are not the same as tax evasion. Seriously how are you this dumb?

>>30118482
Crabbing is the consolidation. The point of no return where it wouldnt any further. A standard chart can tell you that. Stop wasting time with bullshit.

>>30117903
I know if I sell my AMC I'll get bogged, if I hold it it'll crab forever.

>>30118660
Stop wasting time spouting bullshit

>>30108554
Jews.

Digits for a big bull run today.

>>30118889
Painfully close

>>30118889
>Missing it by 1
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Re-roll

>>30118889
>another crab day
For fuck's sake I just want to go to bed but I KNOW if I do it'll reach unprecedented heights

>>30118889
It's gonna happen anyway.

>>30115965
I'm in at 5.50

>>30118933
Checked

>>30118889
rollin

>>30119022
counter-checked

>>30118889
Small bull run?

>>30118473
Read the tax code. Loopholes are pretty obvious. Tax evasion is intended legal, tax avoidance is lawful. Not legal advice

>>30118514
Pay me $400 for me to talk to you for an hour Bruce - 10 minutes in and you’ll realise it was worth every penny

>>30119190
*tax evasion is illegal, tax avoidance is lawful

>>30119461
the more of bruce i see the more i think hes an evil kike luring people into ruin by betting on gamestop

>>30119631
He’s not evil. He’s just Canadian.

>>30119190
>>30118610
Its still pretty bad, this is if it makes it to 100k a share.

>>30119718
Forgot pic

>>30119678
That's pretty evil.

>>30119718
Hire a tax lawyer, Anon. If you really do make it off of a stock trade like this one, it will save you dozens of thousands of dollars to pay someone to grab some tax exemptions for you.

boo hoo you took home 1.3 mil while some dude who works 10 times harder than you laying bricks took home 35000
pay your fucking taxes and be happy youre a 1%er

>>30118889
Don't worry bro, I got your digits right here.

>>30119081
>>30118933
Any new scenes with this dumb witch?

>>30119808
Yeah... okay go ahead and ignore how the retirement plan slots and itemized deductions blatantly say "$0"... and that's only scratching the surface. Stay poor forever faggot.

>>30119933
YES PLEASE GOVERNMENT DADDY TAKE MORE OF MY MONEY UWUWUUWU

>>30119933
exactly, i would gladly pay 2 mil in taxes and take home atleast a million considering i would have to wageslave 60 years at my current salary

>>30119933
You absolute retard. This is why you won't make it. Shitting on fellow men who try to make it is fuckin traitorous

>>30119904
Truth. This is where you spend your money

>>30120057
staying humble on the comeup is how you truly make it

>>30119718
Start a business and deduct all the things.
>>30119904
Best advice on biz right now for when you make it.

>>30120009
I dunno, I haven't followed it in quite a while now.

>>30120026
Its a rough estimate you fucking retard. It probably wouldn't change much seeing as I'm single, have only contributed around $1500 to retirement this year, have no kids, and am not in education.

Citadel shills
>Anon, sell at 1k-10k
DTCC shills
>The absolute top is 30k. Ok, maybe 100k.
Me
>I'm gonna coom and sell at 1 million. Fuck Citadel. Fuck DTCC.
Shills
>You're delusional anon. We care about (you). N-no, I'm n-not gonna lose m-my job.

>>30120083
Yeah but fuck being robbed.

>>30109334
>>30109434
>>30109613
Check this >>30120243

>>30117128
>macron
God bless macron anon he was the one who kept making threads during $40 crab hell weeks.

>>30112651
Good, I am no shill - but some of the hentai posted here is fucked.

>>30120129
I mean, you can literally get a tax break using some of the gains to directly purchase real estatate and a million other things, but your agenda posting won't allow you to mention such things I'm guessing.

so how do I get a stable 5% every year?

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>>30120532
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>>30116538
>>30116538
>>30116538
pic related - making it.

>>30120392
Have a a lot of money in municipal/fed bonds (tax benefits), Boomer ETFs (less stable)

>>30120364
>agenda posting
l to the m to the a to the o
I have never had this much money ever and have no fucking idea what to do with it if this comes to pass. Why do you think I'm asking questions? Would purchasing property be deductible?

>>30105165
I think its more like 50% nowadays

>>30120831
As far as real estate is concerned, there are lots of ways to get tax deductions. As I mentioned earlier, you should get a tax laywer though because the tax laws are incredibly complex and detailed and the lawyer can find you a ton more deducations for your specific circumstance that random people on the internet would never even consider.

Please goy! Dont buy GME! Buy kikebook shares it's really going places!

This is desperation by the fudders now

>>30121523
Lmao

>>30121523
I like when advertisers include stupid shit like negroids doing yoga because it allows me to ignore it completely and recognise I am not their target.

>>30121849
She's not even doing yoga she's just doing meditation, which is worse as all the nigger thinks is bixnood anyway

>>30121523
kek they're trying it again

>>30121523
I fucking hate Motley Fool

>>30104575
iz u guize gunna pumps 2day or wut?

it’s gonna crab at 120 now yay

>>30123280
no it's going to bottom now

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