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Frens I have a girl coming over in 20 minutes and I have no idea what to do so my gameplan was as follows, any recommendations or edits to the plan would be greatly appreciated.
>As soon as she comes over I will make small talk for approximately 5-7 minutes.
>"Oh how rude of me, do you want something to drink?"
>Go to kitchen to grab bottle of water and take a few deep breaths to gather nerves, should take 2 minutes total.
>Return with water, offer it to her and say "Hey while I was in the kitchen I thought of something!"
>Pull out chest from closet with all my silver rounds.
>Will start with Krugs, then Austrian Philharmonics
>After mentioning a few facts about Austria (which I have memorized and rehearsed beforehand) I will say "if you think those are great, check these out" and move on to my Alpha Omegas

I haven't gotten past this point in my plan. She just texted me and said "Be there in 15!" with a smiley emoji after. Please help anons I am running out of time

>> No.30097331

bumping, she will be here in 5 minutes anons please have mercy and help

>> No.30097972

just don't fuck it up

>> No.30098160

>>30097142

if you wear good cologne and sit with her on a couch you'll end up making out with her/fucking her

>> No.30098657

>>30097142
Dont show her anything. Give her some wine, watch some shit in Netflix or whatever and make the conversation sexual. Don't even think about talking wealth. Get her a bit dizzy and let her fuck you

>> No.30099417

What Alpha and Omegas do you have? Mine havent even shipped yet.

>> No.30099757

I better get a fucking update on this over in PMG at some point.

>> No.30100232

>>30097142
Don’t show her retard either she’ll think you’re a coinfag (which you are), or stay with you to steal from you.

>> No.30100542

>>30097142
OP explain that you are a pirate if she asks too many questions/seems weirded out. Other than that you should be fine, cum inside no condom.

>> No.30100600

>>30097142
bro don't show her all of them

if anything you could hangout with her and then show her one.

>> No.30100608

>phillies
It’s not happening anon...

>> No.30100714

>i showed u my wieners pls respond

don't pull out the whole stack, anon, just nick your shiniest one to show to her.

>> No.30100778

>>30097142
say "hello", go to hug her, kiss her on the cheek, if she is receptive kiss her on the mouth
she is not coming over at this time of night for small talk

>> No.30101347
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30101347

Carry yourself as 1 that understands real money, leave a coin or two n maybe a 10oz bar ,being that it is shiny,she will notice,a casual conversation should ensure,lead from there..
DO NOT REVEAL ENTIRE STACK.
She may have issues and or a real lover named Tyron, who could fuck later in the unpleasant way.

>> No.30101687

>>30100600
Oh yea, cant show em all on the first date.
"Maybe next time i can show you my kookaburras' ;)

>> No.30101724

joke about physical violence with her while making it abundantly obvious that it’s a joke. then slip in something along the lines of
> ... unless?
this makes them wet