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30093106 No.30093106 [Reply] [Original]

>When Bill Murray became rich and successful, he gave his parents a credit card with no limit, and told them to enjoy life.

Are you going to take care of your parents once you make it /biz/? What about those ones who were abusive?

>> No.30093157

I am literally in crypto so that I can take care of my family, so yes.

However, I seem to be only moderately decent at picking out projects and just did two shit ones and lost 10k.

Hopefully MATIC just goes to $1 this month.

>> No.30093171

>>30093106
nah future dollars are for descendants not ancestors

>> No.30093295

My parents have zero interests except going to church and watching prepper conspiracy videos on youtube. They are in their 70s. They are fine and desire nothing. Buying them gifts for Christmas is hard. If I can make a large chunk of cash it'll be for setting up my 3 kids.

>> No.30093391

my parents never really cared about me so i wont care about them either

>> No.30093442

>>30093391
based

>> No.30093466 [DELETED] 

big pie is enq, that is what you should look at now
check it and tell me that I am stupid
check their PoS and poa nodes, if you smart you will understand everything

>> No.30093470

Heck yea

>> No.30093555

>>30093106
Yep, already gave my dad early retirement and enough for a new car for Christmas. Also gave some to my extended family who weren't doing so well financially due to the 'rona.

>> No.30093619

>>30093106
My parents were literally dirt poor growing up.
Both were hospitalized for months when I was 12 and I had to learn how to pay utility bills and hydro bills.

When I finished college they both got gud at making money.

Now both are millionaires and want me to be their "financial advisor" because I accidentally revealed I gamble on crypto and got lucky.

They want to give me a 100k and put it in that "internet money thing"

They won't take no for an answer. They expect to lose it all but I don't wanna just take it. Should I just put it in btc and let it ride or gamble it on shitcoins for alt season?

>> No.30093622

>>30093106
I'll never be rich or successful so no.

>> No.30093627

>>30093555
I lost my mom earlier this year to cancer months after she retired and it kills me I couldn’t have done done something like that for her

>> No.30093641

>>30093106
>Are you going to take care of your parents once you make it /biz/?
I'll give them a chance to leave society with me if they're up for it. I'm sure as fuck not giving them or my siblings a "no limit" anything to waste it on clownworld.

>> No.30093660

>>30093171
based

>> No.30093707

my parents were poor and raised me poor so I will not give them a penny as they are clearly not capable of managing finances

>> No.30093716

>>30093619
Split between BSV, BTC AND XMR.

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>>30093106
Doing it for my mom. She believed in me and thats why I am making it. Also to start my own happy family

>> No.30093849

My parents are more rich than I will ever be independently. They would laugh in my face if I ever tried to pay for anything for them.

>> No.30093855

>>30093627
Fug. I'm sorry for your loss, anon.

>> No.30093950

>>30093855
Thanks anon, I lost my dad in middle school but losing my mom has been 1000x worse. Cancer is the shits

>> No.30094141

>>30093619
80 percent btc 20 percent house money shitcoins gambling

>> No.30094384

>>30093106
I'll pay of my mother's house and make sure they can retire properly, but I'm not going to allow them to become financially dependent on me. I'll also disown them both if they tell anyone. I don't need people I haven't seen in ten years crawling out of the woodwork pretending to be my best friend and looking for a handout.

>> No.30094417

>>30093106
>he gave his parents a credit card with no limit
This isn’t a thing

>> No.30094702

I did this to my parents, was really nice to see them happy.

Was not even my credit card either, but lmao whatever, im hanging out in their hottub while they are in for fraud.

>> No.30094919

It's good karma to help family, I will pay off my parents and sisters debts with a little extra anonymously, so there's no other expectation from me

>> No.30095041

No, because they mutilated my dick when I was a baby. I plan to laugh as they're in an abusive nursing home being beaten by spic nurses.

>> No.30095437

I’m no rich guy but I’ve been funding my parents for a while now. My dads been buying vintage cars/bikes from the 80s and getting mechanics to fix them up. He says its an investment but whatever.

My mom wastes money on flower gardens. Deers like jump across her fence and eat it all and then she does it again and again. I wish she like grew stuff cause it’s just store bought and ready and it gets fucked up and theres like no connection or remorse. If you had to like nurture it yourself maybe she’d save some money and not let deers eat it all the time. Would be a fun skill to have.

>> No.30095826

>>30093106

>he gave his parents a credit card with no limit

Thats fucking retarded.

Cant stand when they ask how to open up an app then asking whats email or their stupid irrational anger. Immigrant Boomers get the fucking rope

>> No.30095886

>>30093106
I will buy them a house and then give them small allowances to live since their SS will net them ~$500 a month, last we checked.

>> No.30095929

>>30093106
fuck boomers.

>> No.30095939

i would but my dad keeps making it more than me

>> No.30095982

>>30093171
>>30093391
>two great posts

>> No.30096009

tfw boomer parents were super open to crypto and trust me to help them manage their diversification into crypto, and I hope I can help them retire early

>> No.30096027

>>30093295
this guy gets it. As a child of immigrant parents the key to happiness:

legacy>money but require money for that legacy. Your true happiness comes from seeing your kids succeed.

>> No.30096378

No because i told my boomer parents about the facebook ipo and told them its a good buy. They made over $100k on It while i only made $5k and wouldnt give any sort of finders fee or anything. I dont tell anyone anything anymore , expect you guys of course

>> No.30096506

>>30093106
>will you take care of your parents
Yes I specifically want to make it so they can make it.

>> No.30096546

>>30096378
>They made over $100k on It while i only made $5k and wouldnt give any sort of finders fee or anything.
Jesus your parents are dicks. At least throw you 20% god damn.

>> No.30096564

I will never approach my father's success.
It feels awful

>> No.30096683

>>30093627
she knows you would have. giving what you would've given her to someone else will be honoring her, and making her even more proud

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A therapist would be cheaper. If I ever make it I'd cut them out of my life.

>> No.30096771

>>30093106
Do you even have to ask. That was my goal for as long as I can remember. Parents and siblings. If I make it they do too.

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30096789

My dad has more link than me
My abusive divorced mom will spend it all on alcohol and will never be happy unless I live with her forever and give her attention as her little baby
I hate this faggot world I just wanna make music and find a qt.

>> No.30096807

>>30093106
each child will be left 50 link they can't get until they are 21.
20 years from now

>> No.30096830

>>30096789
good luck anon. i hope to put your tunes into my games one day.

>> No.30096923

>>30096546
Tell me about
I asked for 5% plus my other picks

>> No.30097048

>>30096698
Pic reminds me of girl who had everything going for her, high paying job, great life, bright eyes in those old photos. Got introduced to heroin and lost it all, ended up selling her pussy last I heard of her. Eyes look completely dead now.

>> No.30097117

Yeah. I took money from them, comingled it with my funds and multiplied it by a factor of 15. I also gamed the folio a bit so they maintain their 10% regardless of what I threw in after

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>>30096830
Good luck with your vidya, see you round the chans

>> No.30097210

>>30093619
Just throw it into SOXL and hold it for 10 years. you'll probably end up with $500,000.
Last time SOXL split it reached $700 from sub-$80 within a handful of years.

>> No.30097312

>>30097210
shit street curry

>> No.30097319

>>30093106
no, I think i'd rather keep the money. They'll be fine.

>> No.30097337

>>30096771
based family lover

>> No.30097341
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>>30096789
>I just wanna make music and find a qt.
i relate to this so much anon, i hope we make it.

>> No.30097372

This is bait but boomers destroyed America for their kids and grandkids so why the fuck would anyone but the most parentwhipped retard ever help them?

>> No.30097610

>>30093106
No, my mom is dead and my dad is a meth junkie who reverse mortgaged his house with 5 years left on it. Proceeded to spend all of his money then refinanced, now owes 900k on a house he bought 25 years ago for 200k, which is now worth 500k. Literally a deadbrain retard.

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>>30093106
I'm doing well by peer standards, but my parents will likely always be wealthier than I am unless I git gud at this stocks thing.

>> No.30097950

>>30097048
that's what dating a nigger will do

>> No.30098025

>>30093106
of course, i love my mum. brothers can get fucked though

>> No.30098230

>>30093619
70/30 split between LTO and AMP.
Stake LTO to the /biz/node - xeno.finance
Stake AMP through the Flexa wallet
Inherit their addresses

>> No.30098295

This is what I did to my Boomer parents:
They gave me nothing and pissed their enormous wealth away on nigger art, nigger charities, and Christian church shit. I was left with literally nothing.

I had them declared mentally unfit and then got control over the tiny amount of wealth and possessions they had left. I liquidated all their shit, got $25k for it, and used it to buy a new Subaru BRZ.

Then I stuck them in the worst state-run nursing home I could find in the nigger part of town. They begged me to move them literally three days after they got there. My response was as follows:

>Stop being racist! This is their culture. You spent your whole life supporting these people and bringing them into the country. You are staying there and you will learn to live among them!

I paid their coon caretaker $500 cash to ignore any of their requests that were """unreasonable""" and told that shitskin they were both racist and to do what you have to in order to keep them in line. They are both suffering a lot of abuse including not being properly cleaned.

It's the future they both chose. For you pussies who will cry about this, you can take your egalitarian faggot shit and shove it up your ass. Boomers deserve to be punished. The only way White people will ever learn anything is through their suffering. We need to ensure that the entire Boomer generation's final years are sadistic torture as a warning to future generations who might piss away their children's opportunities.

...Final note: my mom spent her entire life working with a Lutheran church to import Somalian nogs into America and she was very successful at it. I hope one of her caretakers gives her a fucking good smack or three.

>> No.30098311

>>30094702
underrated

>> No.30098393

>>30093106
no, my parents were terrible.
i am making it just to rub it in their face.

>> No.30098462

>>30093295
Based

>> No.30098538

>>30093619
if you’re serious, I would recommend you LOOK INTO $id Everest. this can’t be construed as financial advice, but I do think that it is worth doing research on.

>> No.30098540

>>30098295
wew lad is this pasta?

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>>30097341
I’m pretty sure we’ll make it financially
Making it spiritually is a whole other matter. Gl let’s make some bangers before we die

>> No.30098736

Pay off family members mortgages. Give my best bro some cash or tokens, if he'll take it (he probably won't). But live pretty much the same as I do just now, except rural fag with the moo cows and shit.

A man may dream. Indeed he must, or his cagie will become suffocating, and his boomer boss will be displeased. Wagie must like his cagie or boomer mad.

>> No.30098766

>>30093768
This. My mom is the only one that knows my true wealth (over 1M now). All she has said is “wow, you are going to end up retiring before me.” Hoping to make it and buy her a house somewhere other than California to retire and escape the wagie cagie.

>t 28 year old that just wants my close friends and family to not have to worry about money troubles, so we can enjoy the short time we have on earth.

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>>30093716
highly political speculator, a patrician of fine taste with long term aspirations

>> No.30099697

>>30093641
Based

>> No.30099759

[s that real|are you serious|are you joking}? Why do you buy this trash?
Want to save your portfolio just but your brains back to your head and listen to me lil boi
>YVS Finance yield farming - that’s what youneed since you know about crypto!
So be clever and get money here, no deposit or extra taxes, just a clear staking model!

>> No.30099775

>>30093106
No. My parents are great but they already make decent money. They also haven't been super active about managing their wealth (they literally had a quarter mil sitting in shitty mutual funds with 3% fees from 2001-2008) so there's no guarantee they wouldn't do the same with gifted money as well.

>> No.30099905

>>30093106
Fuck no.
My dad is a compulsive braggart and gambler who is also a bankrupt for a good reason.
He is lucky I am nice enough to give him a small monthly stipend despite not getting anything from him.

>> No.30100192

>>30093157
hope you and your family make it anon

>> No.30100564

I’ll buy my dad a modest home to live in retirement. Mom and stepdad are already pretty well off