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30090018 No.30090018 [Reply] [Original]

>multimillionaire
>virgin
so uh what was the point of making it?

>> No.30090072

>>30090018
why haven't you paid for a hooker?

or even just go on tinder and write 'millionaire' on bio

seriously, what is wrong with you man? are you a freak?

>> No.30090075

if you have $200 you're not an incel

>> No.30090078

>>30090018
larp

>> No.30090101
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I kept my stinkies but sold some btc to put a hot tub in my living room.

>> No.30090109

>>30090018
Search around for a cute trap bf op

>> No.30090133

>NEET
>virgin
>eat spoiled bread and drink rainwater
Yeah.. I couldn't tell you even if I could

All 'jokes' aside, I'd give my virgin-balls to be in your position friend. But I won't give up and you shouldn't either.. We'll all make it sooner or later

>> No.30090137

>>30090101
You realize the humidity from that is going to absolutely destroy your ceiling and carpet... right?

>> No.30090165

>>30090101
Hope you have a dehumidifier or some kind of air circulation anon.

>> No.30090174

>>30090072
This. Buy a fucking Porsche and stand next to it in a tinder pic. Then show up to the date in said Porsche. Lie and say you are the CEO of something

>> No.30090188

>>30090018
you can be a rich wizard

>> No.30090191

>>30090109
>cute trap bf
>loves me more than any woman has
>can't have kids with his bussy
why live bros?

>> No.30090226

>>30090133
Idiot get a job and start trading shitcoins

>> No.30090236

>>30090137
>>30090165
Shit.

>> No.30090253

>>30090137
its a pic from twitter kek

>> No.30090275

>>30090101
kek

>> No.30090279

>>30090018
Seriously go get an escort. They will give you the girlfriend experience without having to put up with her long term. Women will only complicate your life and create stress.

>> No.30090281

>>30090018
at a million buckaroos being a virgin is a choice its not life that ain't giving you sex it's (You) actively denying it

>> No.30090339

>>30090188
This is the correct answer. If you are a millionaire and can't figure it out. Go, full wizard.

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>>30090253
Nope. And i got banned from twitter a couple years ago for hurting fee fees.

>> No.30090486

>>30090101
based. live it up, king.

>> No.30090498

>>30090101
you made it

>> No.30090509

>>30090191
iPSC eggs + IVF soon anon
>tfw khhv homo

>> No.30090575

>>30090226
I get job if I could buddie. Right now all I can do is wait queue for minimum chance to get part-time job and until then I try to save and invest anything I can. 1500 ruble (20$) a month is MAX I can put on krypto. Never let dream die

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>>30090486
>>30090498
Thanks brahs. Stay stinky. 1000 EOY.

>> No.30090668

Anyone telling you to get an escorts is a cuck anon there was no point. People have families and shit to give the hours they waste at their jobs worth something. You've escaped that fate be free op

>> No.30090688

>>30090072
put it in the pictures. swipers don't read bios.

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>>30090605
>builds cuck shed to live in on side of mommy’s house.

>> No.30090726

>>30090018
>1 post by this ID

>> No.30090805

>>30090575
Ah okay man I guess we're from different worlds. All the luck to ya. Maybe move away from the shithole where you live..

>> No.30090837

>>30090726
When will you retards realise that the number of posts by this id literally doesn't mean shit?

>> No.30090943

>>30090174
>Lie and say you are the CEO of something

Jesus fucking Christ, if i'm a multimillionaire and still have to lie to thots about where my money comes from just fucking end it now.

You guys are too afraid of girls. Tell her you did good in the market. Or tell her youd rather not say and if she wont take that as an answer tell her kick rocks. Stop walking on eggshells around these whores. Especially if you have money. If a bitch smells weakness off you shell devour you.

>> No.30090964

>tfw 28
>never held a woman's hand

>> No.30091005

>>30090837
it means exactly what it means what do you mean

>> No.30091088

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

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>>30090101
I hope this is real. Please post pic with timestamp.

>> No.30091141

there are girls on r*ddit who want to have sex

>> No.30091155

>>30090575
Give your eth/btc address I'll donate you 50$

>> No.30091178

>>30090943
I wouldn't do it myself but if OP is a millionaire and STILL a virgin he needs all the help he can get.

I'm trying to get him out of the hole and into one, kek

>> No.30091246

>>30090018
Bro making it is a term widely used. Once someone has mad it they will know. We all have our own journeys in life to make. Go to fit for some people making it is being strong, having a good physique, having a family, or fucking hoes.

>Making it is being happy. Do what makes you happy for the rest of your days and you have made it.

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>>30090943
based

>> No.30091355

>Go to a bar
>Find a roastie
>Casually flash her a rolex or some expensive shoes
>Buy her a few drinks
>Bring her home and fuck her
It's insane how complicated you motherfuckers make this. Or literally just make a tinder with some expensive shit on it's not hard. Bullshit on a finance job in the profile if you need to so they know you're rich.

>> No.30091408

>>30090101
Should've spent the money on getting rid of that ugly fucking carpet.

>> No.30091411

>>30091155
You real? 17vhwBoyinUnAM7LoS9u5TWTHr4HMGCXLP It's whole month of food easy. Bless and are you welcome to my home every time friend!

>> No.30091422

>>30090018
it was never about the money. i know this is bait, but whatever. honestly link pumping was like the worst thing to happen to /biz lol.

>> No.30091460

>>30091411
This BTC

>> No.30091464

>>30091355
>he thinks flashing a watch and buying some meme expensive shoes will automatically make some kissless virgin laid
you normalfags are beyond deluded

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>>30090837

>> No.30091629
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>>30090018
It's easy bro. Just imagine women as shitcoins.

>> No.30091690

>>30090943
You have already made it king. Well done. Just live it up, and keep holding link. You are gonna be part of the great wealth divide, and I'll see you at the next new world neet order meeting.

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Pro tip: Just because you made money doesn't mean you made it.

>> No.30091699

>>30090018
I'll find you a girlfriend bro. I can be your middleman

>> No.30091740

>>30091411
Ok m8 just put it to good use. Maybe someone else here will chip in too but do your research and make smart investments okay?

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>>30090018
Since when is sex a life goal. You fucking kids are lame as hell. Should call you the nigger generation instead of zoomers or whatever the hell the meme is.

>> No.30091849

>>30090174
>CEO of Stinky Linky LLC

>> No.30091928

>>30090943
>Tell her you did good in the market
Na. Just tell her it isn't any of her business - show her the receipt for the porsche if she thinks its a rental. Its none of their business. The same way later when you have one who is having your kids that it isn't her business how you make money, just that everything is comfy, the bills are paid, etc. Don't bring work home.

>> No.30091953

>>30090943
Literally tell her the copypasta - “I put my net worth into a thing I saw on a racist tibetan finger painting forum cus a guy name AssBlaster convinced me and the memes were funny and now I’m a millionaire haha”

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING TO A WOMAN EXCEPT BORE HER

>> No.30092003

>>30090018
>multimillionaire
>virgin
To get a lot of pussy you need at least 1 of the 3 following:
1) Money
2) Power
3) Good Looks
Some have more than 1. You have the most important. So I can only assume that you are not really a millionaire.

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>>30090428
Link twitter is full of ethots and fags now. Few good accounts but most are shilling their shitcoin or eth killer.

>> No.30092095

>>30092003
Having money alone doesn't magically get you laid. Only if OP wants to go hire some whatever top tier hookers

>> No.30092423

>>30091840
anybody have a sergey flannel asset png?

>> No.30092425

How do I find a cute thin modest looking hooker?
All the ones in my city have huge tits and asses and they're all "thicc" and probably weigh more than me

>> No.30092450

>>30091740
Thanks! I buy for my brother too

>> No.30092763

>>30092095
Imagine having that money and being an outright virgin. Ugly, broke asses get laid everyday. I can only believe that OP is not a millionaire.

>> No.30092833

>>30090101
haven't laughed this much in a while thanks

>> No.30092914

>>30090101
I'm laughing so hard at the fucking painting on the side

>> No.30092984

>>30090174
when asked about how you made money
>I invested in a variety of tech-focused startups at the right time

>> No.30092998

seriously considering starting a company that takes new money crypto rich incels to get laid in se asia I was there with army and they do anyting for da whiteman

>> No.30093204

>>30090018
dab on normies

>> No.30093598

>>30090018
24 yo and same here fren but I’m broke lmao. It doesn’t help that my state is locked down like hell too. I’ve got looks on my side but I’m awkward as hell with girls and they intimidate me slightly