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Hello, /biz/. I'd like to mint an NFT representing exclusive ownership of my ass so I can sell it. How would I go about doing this?

>> No.30086475

how many billions of times has that ass been fucked, damn

>> No.30086496

damn that looks tasty

>> No.30086509

>>30086475
Not a single time, believe it or not. It's seen it's fair share of dildos though.

>> No.30086532

reported

>> No.30086563

>>30086532
Oh no.

>> No.30086566

>>30086509
I didn't believe that was your own ass; kinda dismissed the idea
Well hey cool, I shove things up my ass too
Own any dragon dildos? Or canine or equine, whatever

>> No.30086601

>>30086417
what am i looking at here?

>> No.30086611

>>30086509
nice ass bud, looks juicy

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>>30086417
I would. Would you?
>>30086566
>BDs
Ngmi, they wreck asses

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>>30086417
Cardano thread or what?

>> No.30086687

>>30086649
would wreck, ngl

>> No.30086696

brap

>> No.30086709
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>>30086661
what was cardano at a week ago again?

>> No.30086728

>>30086417
JanJans are still cool currently... They probably are between two shifts. I hate them less than usual.

>> No.30086736

>>30086566
I got a bunch, actually. My medium Nocturne and medium Pretzal see the most use. Love those.

>>30086649
Sure.

>> No.30086756

>>30086417
NOW THATS A WOMAN

>> No.30086757

>>30086417
how would ownership even work? does % ownership dictate how long each person gets with your ass? or would it be percentages of a year or something?

>> No.30086760

>>30086417
Nice balls bro

>> No.30086782

>>30086736
I had a feeling you did. Excellent taste in toys, I wish I could help with your NFT problem

>> No.30086800

>>30086756
kek

>> No.30086801

>>30086417
not gay but that's a hot ass

>> No.30086806

>>30086757
Just one indivisible token, but that can be resold, of course.

>>30086760
Thanks, anon.

>> No.30086816

>>30086709
im just seeing the cardano symbol in the center of this image, sir

>> No.30086841

Soooo how many btc for this brapper

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>>30086417

for 1 second i thought i was in /b/ again

>> No.30086859

>>30086566
checked and beastiality-pilled

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>>30086801
Thanks!

>> No.30086890

>>30086806
pretty simple tokenomics then
there's definitely a way to do this

>> No.30086914

>>30086417
That's a woman

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mmm tasty bumhole anon

>> No.30086990

nice ass

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This is, by far, the best and most on-topic thread on /biz/ right now.

>> No.30087012

>>30086417
Whoa, didn't know vulvas could get this puffy.