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30082655 No.30082655 [Reply] [Original]

>YOU NEED A DEGREE TO GET A JOB

>> No.30082723

>have degree
>still can't get a job as now I also need 5 years experience

>> No.30082827

>>30082723
>have a degree
>have a job
>but I won't get assigned to projects with clients because I don't have 5 years experience

>> No.30082873

>>30082655
>go to a 6 week course in wiping ass
>get a job before I even finish
>get paid 20$/hr to wipe ass

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>> No.30082874

>>30082723
>have 5 years of experience
>still can't get a job as now I need additional 10 years of experience in two other fields as well

>> No.30082878

I have a job but I wish I didn't

>> No.30082942
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>YOU NEED A JOB

>> No.30082990

>>30082655
>Don't even have high school diploma
>Blunder into anytown, USA
>Land a bartending gig with nothing but experience, which I lied about to gain.

???
Yeah you aren't going to get a job as a biotech, but you could trade a portion of your sanity to get the money you need to move forward.

>> No.30083223

>>30082655
>Knew a guy who has a Phd in comp sci
>Tried to get a job with a 40 page resume (literal book)
>Didn't get the job

>Knew a guy who was a mattress factory worker
>staples mattresses on an assembly line all day
>no degree
>now he's rich from running 13 websites with e-commerce
>employs people to maintain it
>buys cars with cash every 2 months
Schools a scam

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>>30082655
Just go into a fucking trade. At least when I was as a electrician I'd go to the school house twice a week (paid time) and the other days you just go be a electrician on a job. Every year you get a pay jump, then after your 4th year you become a journeyman which is another pay jump. Once I'm bored with this job I'll probably go back to being a electrician. It was a sweet gig.

>> No.30083277

>>30083223
what's he selling

>> No.30083331

>>30082874
>have record of 10 years of work in a variety of fields
>still can't get job because I need 2 years experience with 6 months old shitty software

>> No.30083358
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>send evaluations for job application as Data Analyst
>"Anon, we had really positive comments about them, are you available tomorrow for a technical interview?"

Pls, be an easy job for me. I just want to not stress and watch crypto charts 90% of my Office time.

>> No.30083460

>>30083277
basically he buys and sells profitable niche e-businesses so it's a wide variety of things like an app that helps people buy and sell used construction equipment

>> No.30083561

>>30083358
Good luck fren. What are your qualifications out of curiosity

>> No.30083660

>>30083561
ETL, DB Warehousing, Cloud SQL and visuals building.

>> No.30083704

My work is paying for me to do a Masters.

It's like I'm a boomer or something. Ez pz

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30083725

>tfw only have a high school degree and have a job
I just want to receive my covid money like all the other unemployed cucks. It hurts

>> No.30083783

if you have a degree and can't find a job you're a fucking idiot

>> No.30083868

>>30083358
That's funny, I joined the military from being a electrician and now I've been a data analyst for years with no fucking training. It's a cake job. I only make 50-60K so there's trade offs I guess.

>> No.30083935

>>30083358
No degree?

>> No.30084193

>>30083935
I have a degree but not on computing science. My country is kind of scarce on programmers and IT specialists, so I guess it's a bit easier than it would be in the US.

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>>30082655
>Have a job
>Don't have a degree
>Currently doing a degree, but it's such a waste of time and teaches useless shit
>Rising through the organization as I have people skills and I am reliable

>> No.30085150

>>30082723
>>30082827
>Have a degree
>Have a job
>Have 5 years experience
>Still get laid off for an off-shore team in India that can't do the work but costs half my salary for the entire agency