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Hello /biz/!

How has your day been going?

Today I have an exciting new investment strategy to share with you. I call it: COOMVESTING.

COOMVESTING is a very simple concept, and anyone can do it. All you need to do is only coom when you make money. That’s it. No email sign-ups, no fancy clubs, no membership fees, and no strings attached.

Here is what COOMVESTING can do for (you):
>Undermines FUD.
>Eliminates panic-selling and FOMO.
>Harnesses the hidden potential of your inner-coomer to enslave you to both coom and making money.
>Builds up focus.
>Higher post-nut clarity.
>Better cooms.

Thank you for listening to my presentation. Please discuss your thoughts on this innovation, and have a nice day!

Sincerely,
coomanon

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>>30082335
every time I nut, my holds go down
maybe I'll try this

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Excuse me while I self-bump this bread, so that eventually wagmi.

>> No.30082973

>>30082335
Does getting paid count?
Also making money is pretty broad. What percentage are we talking? I'm not busting a nut every time my coins are green.

>> No.30083214

>>30082335
interesting idea but it needs more definition for "making money" I guess. Is it for huge gains, reaching certain goal, getting wages, etc? Kind of vague but other than that it sounds interesting