ASKO or Go Fuck Yourself

[Anonymous No.30071691]

I saw Alec Curry at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.30072293]

I met Alec Curry at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Alec Curry shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big ASKO fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Alec was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Alec Curry and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

[Anonymous No.30072339]

Hey hey heyyy!
Hey hey heyyy!

[Anonymous No.30073140]

Can't wait for ASKO to get listed on Binance

[Anonymous No.30073819]

A 14 Etherium buy just came in.
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.30073834]

“He got me” anon said of Patz's profile pic. “That f***ing laughing dog boomed me. Anon added, “He's so cute,” repeating it four times. He said he wanted to add ASKO to the list of shitcoins he wants to add to his portfolio this summer

[Anonymous No.30073900]

>>30073834
Based

[Anonymous No.30073901]

>>30073819
It’s a gas signal. 14 Jews were gases on opening day at auschwitz, they want us to buy ovens.

[Anonymous No.30073964]

>>30073901
Shit, you're right.
Didn't think about it this way. Probably devs sending us a message. It's on.

[Anonymous No.30074219]

The 14 ETH buy has 800k ASKO staked now.
He's going to be a massive kike once this takes off.

[Anonymous No.30074921]

>>30074219
;)

[Anonymous No.30075759]

>>30073819
I was about to buy in on this dip and then this happens. fuck im gonna ape in anyway i guess

[Anonymous No.30075812]

Hey my indian friends, can you tell your fellow hopium junkie Ramsheet >>30073269 from your last thread that he is in danger of overdosing on it if he keeps going at this rate? I've been burying your threads one after another, yet in his wet world he somehow BTFO's me once I'm done cumming all over his face. Looking forward to this thread getting 30+ replies.

[Anonymous No.30076430]

>>30075812
My cock is ready.

[Anonymous No.30076904]

>>30073819
He knows how easy it is to swing this shit

[Anonymous No.30076910]

>>30074219
Based

[Anonymous No.30076994]

>>30074219
I believe that makes him an asko king x10.

[Anonymous No.30077227]

>>30076994
Nope. He’s still 200k short of being a king. Staking dividends will get him there though. Unless he pussies out early.

[Anonymous No.30077749]

bumping thread to summon the schizo

[Anonymous No.30078827]

>>30077749
I've missed him

[Anonymous No.30078973]

>>30078827
He’s always just 30 thread bumps away.

[Anonymous No.30080313]

Sooo who's staking right now?

[Anonymous No.30080539]

just picked up a stack excited to start staking for gains

[Anonymous No.30080826]

>>30080313
Staking as a 150k stacklet

[Anonymous No.30080954]

>>30080313
I’m stakin my lil’ 15k babby stack

[Anonymous No.30081436]

>>30080954
why not acquire more.. I just put in 50k stack and I have made 5 divvies in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.30082830]

>>30075812
I have yet to make a single thread. All I did was BTFO the schizo who wants to swing in two consecutive threads.

[Anonymous No.30083114]

>>30082830
Ugly.....but it’s white. We’re good to go boys.

[Anonymous No.30083483]

>>30071691
Asko sirs, I'm a poor neet but a went all in on your pnd, I have 10k how do I stake? Do the needful for me sirs.

[Anonymous No.30083965]

>>30083483
With a mouse and keyboard.

[Anonymous No.30084107]

>>30083483
https://asko.finance/

[Anonymous No.30086152]

YA ALLAH

[Anonymous No.30086526]

>>30086152
Should we start the jihad?