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SOXL BROS

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SO WE MEET AGAIN

>>30057452
back when the onion used to be good :|

SOXL Chads we will make it out of this thing right?

soxLOL

I HURT MYSELF TODAY.....
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL.,.....

>>30057502
Damn it, forgot my picture!
There we are.

Cryptominer bros, I don't feel so good...

>>30057502
Yeah but when will it go up?

All cash gang watching /smg/ niggers crab all the way down

Reminder that space tourism is a literal meme.

>>30057591
>>30057502
kek

>>30057603
Reporting

The Onion is still god-tier imo

[email protected] RKT BROS?

>>30057452
>p

SOXL

you finanically ruin it

RKT is an obvious squeeze, keep watching but don't put your money in not even a small bet

My portfolio isn't recovering.

>>30057603
Keeping most of my money out to get some easy RBLX BUX

>portfolio is heavy in both tech and industrials
I'M IN LITERAL FUCKING CRAB HELL GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>30057600
check the price nohorser

>>30057603
Oil / Uranium baron reporting in. Enjoying nice green day today

I fucking bought GTE after telling myself I wouldn't buy it anymore. I'm beginning to think I'm mentally retarded.

Guys I'm getting margin called due to SOXL

I bought 100 shares of SOXL I won’t sell it for 1 year $4k won’t make a difference in my life.

Buy CHUC

Formerly SNED

No I agree with you anon this market is batshit insane, its really not fun to trade in because everything is so random and there is "BIG NEWS" every day. I am so sick of "MUTATION" "STIMULUS WORRIES/PASSED" "WERE VACCINATING EVERYONE BUY BUY BUY"
"BITCOIN CRASH?" "GAMESTOP FLYING HIGH?"

please I am begging you can I get a week where its just 1% gains on FAGMAN? ONE WEEK

Also can't wait for Salman to cut oil production just to be a bitch and rock the markets.

>>30057603
>>30057675
The horrific part is that you are both losing too just at a slower rate.

>>30057603
This dude crabbing down daily on inflation costs.

>green day
Eternal bull run!!!!
>Red day
Black swan posters
How the fuck do you guys make money?

Im becoming extremely close to selling and buying into SU.

Knew I should've listened to my broker when she said not to hold SOXL. Fuck you guys.

TSM please go up

>>30057744
Sell a little if you were dumb enough to buy a 3x, almost 4x leveraged ETF at ATH on margin.

wtf is this pattern called

Three red weeks in a row. This is a good sign yes? We are back in business?

fuck it im done trying to trade
is divvy folio retarded as fuck with 130k or nah?
i just want some shit i can set and forget

>>30057783
Make money?

>>30057783
we make money while having fun. Please go away mr shlomo. Not everyone is constantly suffering because of holohoax that was imagined few decades ago.

You idiots shouldn't but 3x leveraged ETFs if you cannot handle a few hours of red after a major split.

>>30057452
Funny, eric andre had the same thing happen to him, except it was a gorilla

>>30057783
I ALWAYS POST BLACK SWANS YOU SWINE!

Who else hype for the Roblox IPO?

>>30057783
>How the fuck do you guys make money?
By not holding CRBP.

>he fell for the bulltrap

>>30057678
Meant for >>30057552

I JUST GOT MARGIN CALLED ON SOXL. I TOOK OUT A $100K LOAN AND THEN WENT ON 3X MARGIN. YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD ONLY GO UP

SOXLosers

>>30057783
I swing trade.

UAL and WTI just went red for the day

WHY AIRPLANE/OIL GODS, WHY

>>30057893
Riding on the train at opening, selling at dump, and buying back in after

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1366524904951144452
if you don't listen to me, PLTRannies, at least listen to this massive red flag
sell signal

PLTR showing titanium resistance at the current trading range. Will continue consolidating for another couple of days before beginning a major leg to the 29-32 level. Don't be left behind when it hits. Lots of long hands holding, the price could go higher than expected faster than anticipated.

>>30057452
There is no fucking way a bear could get his penis in a manass. That is way to sophisticated a process for a manic bear to attempt

>>30057797
Do you think he paid for that or did he just come home one night and was like "honey I want to try something out"?

>>30057933
Call your female broker and ask for your yearly do over early

My greens are slowly dipping (like everyone elses')
but my reds are coming back up as well.
I'll take it.

SOXL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30057933
WE ARE TURNING TRASH INTO DIESEL

SOXL TO REVERSE SPLIT
>JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CEO
SOXL TO REVERSE SPLIT
>JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CEO
SOXL TO REVERSE SPLIT
>JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CEO
SOXL TO REVERSE SPLIT
>JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CEO

>>30057933
You idiots shouldn't buy 3x leveraged ETFs, on heavy margin of all things, if you cannot handle a few hours of red after a major split.

Am I took late for AMRS?

SOXS bros!

please dip

>all these soxl niggers
The SOXL poster doesn't even wake up for another hour yet. You guys are early.

>>30057565
>he didn't sell at open

I fucking love oil so much bros
>he didn't buy when futures went negative
LMAO

>>30057452
I closed some TGT puts I sold with a strike price of 185 when it hit 191 cause I figured I shouldn't be greedy for the extra 50 bucks per contract and went back to work.... HOLY FUCK WAS I LUCKY TODAY! What an absolute dumpster fire I came back to.

>>30057971

You keep posting the same jim cramer tweet as if it means anything

SOXL
YOU DUMP IT

SOXL
YOU PUSH IT (down)

>>30057915
All yesterday I was thinking of those +7% days we had back last march. Some of the biggest positive days happen during crashes.

>>30057783
kek it's all a filter to get rid of all the newfags that can't see through bullshit posting
dumbasses don't last long here

RIP tinny

Anyone else find themselves throwing their entire cash amount at one stock for a day or two, then doing the same with another?

I can't believe the SOXL CEO got caught trying to fuck a dog, very bad for stocks!

I mean, I don't mind this down day at all. All in on BFARF, SU, GUSH, and SOXL. The SOXL losses don't even matter since the other 3 are all doing great. Quality meme stocks are gonna make me rich.

Im poor but I can't stop wasting literally all my money on meme stocks.
Wtf am I doing, bros.
I'll ruin my life buying meme stocks.
Help

>>30057981
Bob fucks Abishola

>>30058055
Dumping an ETF doesn't cause its price to go up or down.

>>30057893
Roblox fundamentals are strong

Portfolio diversification is for dumb niggers. By diversifying your portfolio your portfolio becomes the stockmarket, it dips when the whole market dips and rockets when the whole market rockets, even worse, since your portfolio is a clone of the market it allows the jews to have their way with your portfolio as they do with the rest of the market as a whole. You subject yourself to the same rise and fall as the rest of the dumb sheep who do exactly the same kind of diversification as you and this turns you into just another average gaining plebeian.

Consolidate your liquidity into one or two stocks and therefore maximise your gains. this is the ultimate nigger sieve as only those with actual trading skill will succeed.

Be a real trader and consolidate you dumb fucking niggers.

I don't get how reading candles is any help, I checked multiple stocks and there seems to be no pattern. It's better to just buy based on line go up or down

What's a good price to get in on SOXL

>>30057974
>PLTR showing titanium resistance at the current trading range
I remember when palanqueers said the resistance at 25 means it would never fall below that
we all know how that worked out

>>30058098
Buy more and dont sell so you never have to realize a loss.

>>30057858
pick divvy stocks that will 2x by summer

>>30058069
I did and got burned. Random shit happens everyday that can fuck you up
For example CLOV last month and hitpiece that resulted in CLOV losing 20-30% of value overnight.

>>30058069
That's how you lose 30%+ in less than a week. Have fun!

>>30058152
>I don't get how reading candles is any help,
Anon, reading candles is literally astrology for men.

>>30057783
Money?

What the fuck happened with ARMS?

>>30058069
I used to, that's how I got to 6 figs in a year. Now I just play around with 10k and put the rest in boomer ETFs.

>>30058163
whatever the low is today

>>30058137
Im starting to realize this right now as well.

EMAN

ATTN NEWFRENS

THE THEME OF THE STOCK MARKET TODAY IS AMERICAN PUNK MUSIC

https://youtu.be/S7pbLArOCFE

Why is it dumping? Any news I missed?

>>30057983
HER ASSISTANT SAID SHE IS AT THE NAIL SALON. I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED. ABSOLUTELY LIQUIDATED

>>30058098
Well, at least you're not at a casi- Never mind.

>>30057974
Not. Fucking. Selling.

Why can't I find any SOXL-brand semiconductors? Did I just go all in on a scam company?

The SOXL posting is mildly humorous. Especially this one >>30057687
but the push it guy has a neet-like sleep schedule and isn't awake yet.

sold amrs yesterday... i dont feel too well bros

>>30058205
CEO was caught fucking a thai lady behind Wendy's.

>>30058216
Why couldn't that be my hand?

>>30058205
AMRS

>>30057879
Split has nothing to do with it, it's an ETF for christ's sake it's the underlying holdings that drive price movements.

People need to learn to buy the dip instead of buying at the end of a +10% pump day kek.

How are futures looking SMG niggers? Buy the crypto dip or nah?

I cant even trade today on td cash of some margin call glitch cause of soxl.
System thinks i lost 15k cause i had 1 share or soxl this morning and now 15 shares are worth $40. What kind of retardation is this?

lol reddit shilling RKT and so is the MSM

MACD looking excellent

>>30058163
any, semiconductors are going to have a banner year

>>30058366
Why SOXL instead of say TSM?

>>30058366
Yes, but if we enter a bear market SOXL could be wiped out.

My lil RBLX doin summ

wait so if i go on margin for less than a day i dont have to pay any interest? wtf

>>30058307
The system is never wrong. You might want to start looking in to shit of grandma's that you can sell.

>everything goes buy except the stocks I buy
Starting to hate this game.

>>30058420
The chances of it being wiped out are slim r-right

>>30058137
Based
Also daily reminder to not use stop losses. FYI stop losses are classic examples of jewish tricks. They gather all information on stop losses. They crash the market, to the point most stop losses are triggered, buy those shares cheap and pump it. Also stop losses are designed to attract niggers and women since they are emotional traders.

>>30058205
They finally beat their earnings report. This isn't the AMRS from 2018 either, they have three products they sell

>>30058164
The resistance is a range, but whoever said that was fairly prescient as 25 seems to be the second strongest level. The good news is there's no resistance at 25 but very strong support. Rounded support levels that don't act as resistance on the way back up is a very bullish signal as it illuminates trader sentiment.

>>30058137
>>30058216
>thinking you're smarter than the market
Get a load of these uppity goyim

It feels like if i buy into SU today it might eat shit tomorrow. You guys ready to get fucked the next day?

>>30058137
hi

>>30058211
Which ETFs do you have fren?

>>30058455
-93% wasn't a meme anon, it's happening

>>30058420
There is a shortage of semiconductors already dude. With the poo’s starting to get online as well as the africaannns there is a huge market for technical infrastructure

> https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/globaldairytrade-price-index-1654
Is this really it? Fucking milk and cheese is what is going to be remembered as the first signal of the global inflationary crisis?

>>30058090
I didn't know SOXL was a Canadian company

These past two weeks have been fucking ANUS

>>30058163
I got in last week at 540 avg (36 current equivalent).

I unironically think we're at the bottom for today at least. This is probably the best you'll get for a while.

>GOLD
>+3.69%
thank you jesus

Is this a good entry point for SOXL?

>>30058509
BP is a better buy for price. Stay away from my SU!!!

>>30058583
Can I long into ANUS?

CRBP is going to explode this week, trial data out soon

>>30058551
>down 93% already today
>only 7% left until it's wiped out
>3x leverage so all the underlying has to do is drop 2%
bros..

>SOXL 3/19 45C

EHang bro here! AMTX is still going up! Scalping trade of the day!

Best stocks to profit from the coming real estate collapse?

>>30057703
> The company with a single game, that is going to direct list no lockup at their own valuation of nearly 30 billion, is going to print any of you money.
Is your broker going to support day 1 shorting? You'd better ask if you plan on making money.

What did he mean by this?

>>30058583
How come there aren't any fun tickers? Is it jewish censorship?

did the SOXL CEO really get arrested?

>Cielo Waste bros... wgmi

Up 5k in one day
Thank you AMRS

>>30058632
Bro their past trials all failed, CRBP isn't going up on their next trials

>>30058421
>RBLX
NOOOO I MISSED IT

>>30058400
that's probably the issue, companies that can benefit from the shortage are getting fucked by ETF's linking them with the stocks of companies that buy from them

Then again,
>>30058366
>>30058420
Q4 is supposed to be rough, and the stock market usually prices things in 6 months ahead of time on average...

>>30058671
You underestimate the zoomers

>>30058013
No. It's the Tesla of yeast, we're only just beginning.

>>30058665
How can I invest in that NZI you have there?

>>30058681
Check out GAYMF and ASSF

>>30058509
I hate this website for making me realize that cute clown girls do something for me
Also I'm in SU for the long game so go ahead

>Open /SMG/
>See AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>People saying they will liquidate their folios
>Expect a fucking limit down
>Cubes are down 1%
You niggers had me scared for a second

>>30058545
when did you buy those calls

>go for a 20 min walk, feeling good about the market today, up 3%
>come back, in the red

FUUUUUUUUCK

What do you guys think SOXL will close at by EOM?

>>30058665
>real estate is going to collapse
Ngmi

Guys I think the SOXL CEO is at my door, what do I do???

AITX is my hold

>>30058683
The CEO of SOXL was caught masturbating barnyard animals recently and arrested, this is why the stock price has tanked. Should be hearing an SEC-filed press release on it soon.

Schizophrenia
(Pic related)

SNIB SNAB

>>30058013
No. Well by like $2 but it just got a PT of $20 and easily hit it. Expect $30 by mid May, $60 Aug, $100 EOY.

RETAIL about to moon

>>30058834
Hide ya kids

Going from Trump to Biden is like some nightmare world where the dork wins like if Reagan got beaten by Dukakis or Obama was beaten by Romney.

>>30058827
Zero

Haven't read the rest yet.

Holy shit guys look at the premiums on the SOXL calls. Should be able to make 1k a month safely off 23k selling CCs

This piece of shit monopoly game is rigged as fuck. Let's GG go next already

>>30058805
>scared of a buying opportunity

>>30058827
it will be extremely painful

>>30058744
It's just the first of many my son. Keep on hodling.

>>30057774
-3% due to inflation is still better than -10% annualized due to both inflation and equities prices correcting to normal levels.

>>30058205
also has $$ to buy a big Brazilian beauty brand.

PT upgrade to $20 and beat earnings. MOON SIRS MOON.

>>30058862
CRBP BROS WE ARE UP .0089 DOLLARS ON THE DAY

>>30058827
80 but only if you push it.

how you holding up frens? this week i sold my first contracts of covered calls. I might turn more into a boomer portfolio with juicy slow sips of premiums.

Opinions of opening a position up in Jnug? Gold seems pretty low

Anyone here know what implied volatility an IPO has at listing day?

>>30058925
>tfw can only afford 24 shares
feels bad

Guys, I want off the ride...

>>30058834
Ask him why he killed his wife

Don't you think RKT would have dumped already? Why haven't people ripped profits yet??

>>30058915
good thing I own the best North American mining company

>>30058970
it doesnt exist, which is why there are no options on day 1

>>30058137
But the stock market as a whole generally only goes up, so your gains are less but more secure. If you look at any ETF long term they only go up. A single stock can easily have bad news and dump. It's more risk for more reward, simple as

>>30058862
mnxxf is the true crab today

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Market sold my barf bags at open and just bought back my shares +21 with a new average of 6.66. It ain’t much but I want 1000 shares before it lists

>>30058915
Bullish as fuck for BFARF and everything else really

>>30058827
Atleast 60. What are seeing today is jews trying to start a snowball after a split. Dipshits will fall for it and sell along with them but eventually the jews will buy back in.

>>30058727
>tfw thought it wouldn't drop today so went in at 1,27
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>30057783
>Green day
up 1,000%
>red day
down 900%

simple as

>>30059022
Could go higher and it is being shilled all over the place.

>>30059027
So IV at day 2 is entirely based on day 1?

>>30058602
I think that there will be other dips in the near future which will be similar to this one as a correction takes place across the tech industry, but it will always trend upward in the end. Do you anticipate tomorrow being a red day? If so, hold off and wait for a better dip.

>>30058400
>Why SOXL instead of say TSM?
To get the convenient 3x leverage. Also TSM isn't the only SOXL component that's done well this year. ETFs are just generally safer than managing calls on individual companies.

>>30057822
No. This is the start of a two years bear market and people who don't realise it are retarded as fuck.
Do you guys seriously thought that stopping the world economy for 3 months and one year of restriction would have no effect?
Smart money has been cashing out for months and they are nearly done dumping their bags, that's why it's dropping like this. They don't care if you notice, they are ready to short the market.

>>30058828
>he thinks anything from 2007 was fixed
As soon as the stimmys stop the foreclosures will come rolling in.

>>30059022
I dont want to sell cause im waiting for the divies.

>>30058966
How does it feel know CLF is currently giving better gains than SOXL

NIO.....

>>30058853
>caught masturbating barnyard animals recently and arrested
Its a Canadian company, they dont prosecute for that stuff.

Palantir.

Simple as. Anything else is cope.

How we doing, CRBP Chads?

why don't you faggots ever shill pink shits BEFORE they 10x?

>>30058915
old news but ya extremely bullish for NA miners

>>30058813
first batch around end of january, was slowly averaging in and cleaning up the rest of my portfolio gradually to average up on Suncor

I'm basically set to go on a coma until summer, then I'll trim the LEAPS and rebuild a position in TSM or UMC, i'll figure out then which one has better risk-reward. RIght now I think Suncor has the best risk-reward for my safe bet since I can't risk my entire portfolio on my meme moonshot play GSI.V

>>30059065
Those are next :)

friends, we must never forget.
there are people that went fucking SHORT at 387 today

>>30058805
> he thinks it's just 1% dip
> time to deploy the ultimate weapon of mass stock destruction

Got 200 dollars free in my portfolio atm to comfortably buy today while maintaining enough comfortable margin to hold the weight of the rest of my portfolio if market dumps harder. What is a good dip to buy to maximize gains? I own enough SOXL already, so no, not that, want something I don't have already.

>>30059107
options dont trade for 2-3 weeks, there is no "day 2 IV"

>>life without AMRS


AMRS ON A MOON MISSION.

>>30059119
I was green last week and am again so far this week.

>>30059183
based poo

>>30058602
yes

>>30058244
Because yesterday was just FOMO about the stimulus. We are in a bear market and the government and the FED can't stop it

>>30057452
>The Lighter Side

>>30059213
If anything an energy shortage is going to be bullish for nuclear reactors. Cryptominers just keep winning.

Plenty of greens today and I'm a long term bull on my crypto miners but my TSLA calls are making the account red.

>>30058915
What happens when all miners are shut down due to energy saving policies? Wouldn't this mean end to Bitcoin, since nobody would be able to verify transactions on their own due to how much computing power and energy it requires?

>>30059158
Im moving to Canada now.

>>30059189
Someone here shilled ALPP when it was 0.04 months ago

>>30059221
SOXL unironically

>>30059224
This makes sense. I've never checked options on an IPO so it's one of those things I never knew.

>>30059259
Good for you. A bear market doesn't mean that every stock implodes. Majority of them will though

>>30059075
i got in at .92 cents for 37k shares.

>>30059148
well I'm not in SOXL? but have you seen the greasy trannies portfolio over the last couple weeks? are you actually saying clfshits has been a good investment? Maybe if you literally bought last Friday hehehe

>>30059236
Unfathomably based.

Check out Crammer's shill INSG.....

>Sell SOXL calls on green (5%+) day
>use funds to buy more SOXL shares on red (at least -5% day)
>repeat

Wow guys just figured out the free money hack

>>30059287
You wanna jack off horses just become a vet. Its like 30% of the job.

>>30058271
Whyyy

>>30059158
explain why loli is illegal here then

My money is getting raped lads.

>>30058966
I went all in the Oil / Uranium with little bit of MO spice last month. It feels weird to be comfy.

Just bought into AMAT. Seems legit.

>>30059332
Tech weighted portfolios will crab down but other than that we're still in a bull market.

>>30059268
This this
Top was in, 390 on spy, starting the dump just shy of 4000 was really the first of many fuck yous coming the bulls way.

>>30058827
High 50's or low 60's with a ton of volatility in between. Buy every dip.

>>30059064
tfw only 150 barfbags

>>30059189
EVER HEARD OF CWSFF?

>>30059385
loli is human

YOU TOLD ME XOM WAS ONLY GOING UP

BITF 6.66

>>30059275
kek didn't see that

>>30059075
How absolutely fucking retarded do you have to be to buy a stock that just did a 1300% gain in a matter of a week

>>30059371
>buy calls on a red day
>sell calls on a green day
dont even need shares

>>30059364
No idea what they even do it, but that's been a pump and dump a couple times over the last few months.

Is anyone buying SOXL LEAPS today or are we waiting for options prices to settle down first?

>>30059447
It's time to sell anon, I don't know how can XOM recover from this dip.

>>30059084

>>30059381
i t hought it would dump so i sold yesterday morning before the pump

>>30059402
>Will crab
That's why the FED did a stress test to banks to see what would happen if stocks dropped 50% huh?

>>30059435
Smol brain take.

>>30059420
I'm pretty sure it only started getting shilled on Friday after it already doubled

>>30059447
if smg told you that, you should have shorted it
ask yourself, what would smg do and then do the opposite

Oh god I'm gonna FOMO

>F
fuckin nice

>>30059420
I see you are shilling this hard and are responsible for me dumping 30k on it. I take no personal responsibility and will blame an unidentified man on a basket weaving forum for financially ruining me.

If you newfags opened your eyes up you would see we are in a wyckoff downchannel now, soon SPY will drop like a rock

daily reminder to buy SWBI before earnings on Thursday for free money. it's a Biden presidency, i think you know what that means for guns.

Hope you guys bought the dip because the bottom is behind us now.

>>30059487
IVE SEEN SHIT DO 3000% WHAT'S THE DEAL

>>30057974
PLTR is the only stock that I bought because i really liked it. The rest is for the money but PLTR is different. I don't even care if it goes down, i didn't need that money in the first place and I'm planning on selling only when it hits 148.8$ per share

AAPL shares or just buy LEAPs, theta is .02...

>>30059371
I bought 2023 SOXS puts instead and will just let time do the work for me. There's no bids on my strike, but it shows that I'm up 925% :^)

Have a buy order set for SOXL for $35.00
Will it get that low today? Should I bump it up closer to 39?

>>30059556
They run those all the time. That and many other kinds of tests.

>>30059583
>>30059605
Which one of you is telling the truth?

>>30059605
What dip?
> sip

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are there people here who are actually gonna miss the great golden bull for oil??

Why has FSR been mooning? They have no actual products or manufacturing.

how far out should I be selling my soxl calls if my average price is like 40.50?

>when the bears think it's their day

should i average up on amyris?
poorfag bought 10 shares at $11 and now have around $150 free funds

>>30059581
$30K * 8 = $10,000,000 = YOUR NET WORTH ON 3/2/2025
YOU'RE WELCOME

Holy shit niggers, I just can't stop coming here. Wasting time on /smg/ is 10/10 experience, I need to catch up half a semester for next week and end up shitposting for hours here

>>30059685
i woke up late, any OPEC meeting news?

>>30059376
Most veterenarians are white women. Is this where the white girl dog fucking meme comes from?

>>30058013
if you are already at the FOMO stage, then yes, its too late

>>30059501
I got burned on XL when he shilled it. Knew it was a bad idea instantly and got out lucky only down a couple hundred. CNBC shills are bad news....

>>30059581
I'm sorry, but you trusted your money with pajeet that doesn't know basic math >>30059744

>>30057452
>black bear attacks
>bear pictured is a grizzly

What did they mean by this? What does this mean for the stock market? The economy is fucked isn’t it?

>>30059685
I sold 10% of my oil position for a bit of extra cash to buy in just incase the OPEC news pushes it lower. If oil goes up, oh well, its only 10%.

>>30059690
I'm going to do 20% out from current price, which will still be above my cost. So figure $48-50 for 3/16. Surprised how expensive they are even on a down day like today

>open platform
>DCA into some more QCOM
>close platform

gonna be nice when this thing starts going up again.

Guys, everyone on here was telling me to hit on my female stock broker and it didn't go well..

>call female stock broker
>chat about markets
>tell her she has nice eyes
>she asks me how I would know since we've never met in person
>had to admit that I looked her up online
>she nervously laughs and ends the phone call.

Did I do well /biz/?

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>>30058108
But it causes your anus to go up and down

>>30059765
I am in class right now.

>>30059189
EGYF dude. Get in before it pumps

>>30058727
>>30059075
>>30059341
Gap has been filled, up we go.

>>30059817
yeah they look really juicy.

but I should wait to sell covered calls until a green day right?

WHY IS EVERYTHING RED, WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

shill me a massively high dividend stock

>>30059685
Probably, because it entails holding stocks for more than 30 minutes, something anathema to /smg/

https://rumble.com/vbh0hf-episode-6-twix-warfare.html

>>30059827
You should've told her that her house looks nice too, imbecile

>>30059883
Correct. I'm not doing it today, tomorrow will likely be green

>>30059914
AT&T or Exxon 2 months ago

>>30059630
Trading on conviction is the only way.

>>30059827

>>30059690
Based on the channel it's in now $50 is a safe bet. Your average price shouldn't matter unless it's somehow above the strike price.

>>30059819
Lol CRBP will go up before QCOM does.
>hint that means never

>>30059765
This place has ruined my grades, and it kills me to think those are probably my real long-term investment

Who here /cashgang/?

>>30059914
MO is nice, and they might grow in next few years if they get into marijuana business

>>30057147
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>>30057256
>>30057763
which one is most likely to uplist?

>>30059819
>Tomorrow is another day.jpg
yes
and then another and another after that, until the suffering hopefully ends

>>30059914
GEO is pretty great

>>30059990
Mostly, making small purchases...say anon, what do you think of AAPL shares vs LEAPs

>>30059933
>uploaded in 2020
>kekistani flag

Jesus christ, this entire channel just screams autistic loser

>>30059777
If its on the news its already too late. Some fucker on CNBC just said they bought puts on NIO and LI when both of them are red today. I wouldn't be surprised if they have the opposite position and push it the other way so people do what they want and buy more.

>>30058421
fuck you, I panicked for a second

>>30059956
Why do people say that telecom companies are good holds during recessions when AT&T got wrecked in 2000, 2008, and March 2020?

>>30060000
im not worried, i've got years to ride this shit out but honestly we all know it's not going to take that long with blue chip semiconductor stocks.

>>30059985
>This place has ruined my grades
lol
/smg/ isn't worse than whatever else you would use to distract yourself

If you're not getting your work done, there might be another reason

If I brought in on GME at $145, I should sell the moment it turns green($150-170). Then buy back in at a lower price right?

>>30059765
It’s like /pol/ but now I can get rich or go bankrupt along with the Jews.

>>30059990
what anime is this?

>>30060067
perhaps because they didn't stop existing since 2000, 2008 and March 2020?

>>30058137
Just one misstep and you're fucked forever. I'd rather hold 10-15 good stocks and only outperform the Ass&Pee a little. If you're doing 100% or more on your portfolio you're either really smart or REALLY dumb, which I am neither.

is NIO another chink scam company cause I'm thinking of buying the dip.

>>30060124
Lupin something

>>30060087
why would you buy it again?

>>30059698
I honestly don't know but I'm sure feeling comfy.

>>30060087
April's not even here, there's a good chance you'll be fine if you hold, imo

Step 1 of jewish plan: pump SOXL berry high
Step 2 of jewish plan: dump SOXL berry low and collect billion dollar margin call

>>30059914
ARCC

>>30060144
I assume that everything from china is scam

>>30060151
Nice work anon, don't go broke

>>30060151
im gonna do it, my grandad just told me he'd give me some money for investing so im gonna average up with my free funds

>>30060000
Nice digits.

>>30059985
Top kek, same. I need to basically overperform by a large margin this semester to compensate for last one. But I am here 4ever

>>30059311
Yea, but SOXL EATS at margin, so I can buy like....2 shares only for 200 dollars rather than capitalizing on the full amount. That doesn't sound practical for a swing trade.

>>30059685
Which stock should I buy?

>>30060151
On the contrary, I'm in AMRS and holding biotech past a pump terrifies me.

And yet I will.

>>30060147
Guaranteed profits at this point; I could either swing trade every other day for profits or hold and pray that ot jumps to like $5-600 again
>>30060155
Yeah, holding is a good idea, but I'm just feeling really greedy at the moment

>>30059573
i bought friday morning and caught a 40% pump pay attention better

>>30060204
>don't go broke
Do you have concerns friend?

>>30060079
You're right, I wasn't expecting to get pinned for saying smg literally is at fault for my poor grades when I wrote that

>>30060151
you should take profits at some point today, fren

>>30060126
Any blue chip stock would've qualified without a 90% drawdown in 2008

>>30060246
Like many of us I too am up 400% since April but I should be thousands of percents

>>30060067
Because AT&T is decisively a bad company

what options calculator do you guys use?

>>30060269
>take profits
I'm not as clever as my screenshot might suggest - what is the best approach to this?

new

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>>30058715

>>30057452
Oh man AMRS and Suncor really are shooting up.
Thanks random guy on /biz/ who told me to buy them, based.

>>30059914
Buy C while it is still under $70
Buy F while it is still under $13

>>30060229
Past a pump... You have no idea what you are holding, do you?

>>30059353
>are you actually saying clfshits has been a good investment?

from the vast majority of investors' perspectives, yes.

>>30060345
i buy/sell whatever one feels right. it's all risk adjusted anyways

>>30060350
Start selling, all at once or little by little

>>30060209
>straight A+s last semester
>probably already lost 10% of my grade for at least two courses

>>30060362
What is this?

How much does SU pay in divvies? Im thinking about it investing in it.

>>30060405
i just wanna look at how theta works over time for educational purposes mostly

>>30060259
glad I could help you hold yourself accountable

I hope the reasons for your procrastination are recent and didn't start before you could understand the horrible things happening to and around you

>>30060362
don't say "new" if you're starting a new general and not a new /smg/ thread

>>30057452
>>30057452
>>30057452
New
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>>30057452
>>30057452
Thread
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>>30057452

>>30060459
I share the bullish outlook on this stock though. Am I mistaken to do so?

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>>30060520

>>30060520
wrong one

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>>30060397
I guess it depends on when you bought that crabbing/bleeding nightmare.

>>30057717
It consistently muddles between 14 and 16. What's your point

>>30060519
No, I've had a lifetime of bad habits ingrained and I'm currently getting treatment and psychological help for anxiety and adhd which has made immeasurable improvements. Still a long way to go though..

>>30060520
That's this thread

>>30060035

Imagine visiting this board without autism....

>>30059765
I went from having no girls to juggling 4.
I don't have time for anything anymore.
Just /smg/ and entertainment women.

>>30060397
Yeah i bought some around 4 to 6 but i still hate this fucking shitstock even without the retarded tranny shilling it

>>30059162
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Buy PLTR stock today to stay warm and cozy even under the thoughest of market conditions.

>>30060229
do you even know what AMRS does???

they have the tech of the beauty future muchacho

>>30061074
>beauty
It isn't nearly so narrow anymore, fren.

>>30060822
good luck
remember never to trust

>>30057678
>still god-tier
No. Just no. They are a steaming pile of SJW chinese-owned liberalist politicized garbage and they stopped being consistently funny when Globalvision bought them and the old writers left.