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Our department’s town hall is going on and we’re in the “your career is your life and you should love being here” phase. Please give me some hopium.

>> No.30053736

cleanup on aisle 5

>> No.30054043

>>30053715
OOOOHHH WAAAAAGGGIEEEEE

>> No.30054230

>>30053715
exaggerate your enthusiasm for working to a grating level of passive aggressive mocking, start dancing randomly at inappropriate times etc

>> No.30054559

>>30053715
prepare some fake arguments

>> No.30054644

>>30053715
thats a very disrespectful and patronising thing to say to your workers

>> No.30054688

>>30053715
my company is doing a town hall right now. the CEO keeps talking about "diversity and inclusiveness" and how they're identifying how to get more "diversity and inclusiveness" in leadership and how this will yield "more performance" for the company.

i hope the hand of god strikes down these kikes and niggers.

>> No.30055069

>not working from home

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30055216

>>30053715
What do you do ?

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30055357

>>30053715
>your career is your life and you should love being here
anon,
your career is your life and you should love being there

>> No.30056912

Why is everyone including my company having town halls today?

>> No.30057536

>>30055216
IT at a major American company. Every presenter drinks the kool-aid hard.

but kek they ran a poll with live responses. questions like “what’s an obstacle to us in 2021” were met with answers like our cio’s name. kinda based. they kept cutting from that screen. got some boomers/midmanagers whining about WFH that were met with a flood of responses in support of remote work

>> No.30058479

>>30057536
What company

>> No.30059323

Execs commonly say in this town hall meetings

>We love the vision we have and the people we have in place. But if you feel slighted or that you can't align with the values we have, we definitely recommend looking for a company that suits your needs.

This means, shut the fuck up wagie

>> No.30060549

>>30057536
Feels good that I've never taken any diversity training in my company because we only have ~60 employees. Plus our owner and co owner come around and talk shit half the time.

>> No.30060674

>>30053715
Tell them you have to take a shit and don't go.

>> No.30060912

>>30060549
My company fired all of it's blacks over the past year. There were 3. We now have 0 and things couldn't be better.