/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.30029772]

Where’s John Rocker edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Lum
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>30026624

[Anonymous No.30029870]

FUCK FUTURES I ONLY WANT TO SEE GREEN!!!

[Anonymous No.30029877]

IF DUBS YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.30029892]

Clftranny and optiniggers are scammers

[Anonymous No.30029895]

SOXL im buying is this ok?

[Anonymous No.30029903]

PLTR

[Anonymous No.30029904]

can anyone with schwab confirm/deny if you can link your banks/other brokers to see a full financial summary of your net worth? if not, what broker does this

[Anonymous No.30029923]

Invest in 3DGF :^)

[Anonymous No.30029932]

>>30029877
checked

[Anonymous No.30029935]

>>30029772
god i miss john rocker like you wouldn't believe.. we didn't know we had a good thing until we lost it

[Anonymous No.30029947]

God I hope SOXL keeps going up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30029956]

>>30029904
None you stupid nigger, quit trying to arbitrage brokers it's a losing game, tranny

[Anonymous No.30029961]

firat for need a rocker update second for rate my picks
arkf
arkg
pipp
qqq
wsi

[Anonymous No.30029984]

what do you guys think about Build a bear? Saw some anon posted about it when it was around 6, and now I'm kicking myself for not buying the dip last week at 4

Also what do you guys use for screener settings, I currently use Current ratio >1, rsi >50, macd >0.1 p/fcf <20, good or what should I change

[Anonymous No.30029990]

>>30029923
Why do you keep posting pictures of this cute girl?

Is she special or something?

[Anonymous No.30029993]

THE ORIGINAL THREAD STILL HAS 60 POSTS LEFT
FINISH YOUR MEAL
>>30026624
>>30026624
>>30026624
>>30026624

[Anonymous No.30030004]

>>30029923
He's so hot, is that 3dpenis??
>>30029961
Nigger

[Anonymous No.30030016]

>>30029984
Potentially based and redpilled I looked at it recently and it might have a big upside

[Anonymous No.30030031]

is there a leveraged ETF to short africa?

[Anonymous No.30030034]

>>30029956
bro chill, i just want a platform where i can get a full view of all my assets and cash

[Anonymous No.30030051]

my girl gives me her asshole cause she has small tits, r8 my trade

[Anonymous No.30030052]

>>30030004
Is this good or bad

[Anonymous No.30030077]

at the end of the day, i
looked at my positions
am i really retarded?
i have some suspicions

[Anonymous No.30030099]

>>30030034
Then go to one platform and stop asking stupid questions, nigger tier questions. You're not smarter than anybody if you can't figure out how to do whatever it is you're trying to do that makes you think you're gaming everybody

[Anonymous No.30030112]

>>30029772
Dude I wasn't a pajeet scammer. I hold 12k shares and was providing legit DD and cited my sources. FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.30030124]

>>30029935
I’m sad every day about John Rocker. wish I could just give him a big hug, tell him we need his legal pad, fit hands, and /smg/ ramblings.

[Anonymous No.30030127]

my SOXL didn't split, I've fucking had it... going to absolutely ABUSE my female broker on the phone tomorrow

[Anonymous No.30030145]

>>30030016
Ok, I just need some external validation, what would a good price target for this be, 9 or 10, or could it go higher, is there a better way to analyze this past past TA like filling the gap

[Anonymous No.30030183]

>>30030099
unironically all he has to do is make a spreadsheet and insert live price quotes. i have one that tracks the price of all my stocks, most of my crypto, spot price of my PMs, and i just enter my cash amount manually when it changes.

[Anonymous No.30030192]

>>30030052
Bad, look at the etf portfolios anon, like wtf and then just seriously why the fuck. You're reaching, save your money and do some research or buy buffet sso or spy at every red day. This is honest advice, I'm going back to be drunk and angry. Don't shit up my threads with this lack of reading again, you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.30030196]

>>30029923
that’s a man

[Anonymous No.30030210]

AMRS Chad's, today is the day. Are we gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.30030247]

>>30030210
I have ATM puts and calls on AMRS. One thing is for certain, it won't crab

[Anonymous No.30030250]

>>30030183
Unironically he's asking for somebody or a broker to do this for him...thanks captain white knight, wanna suck anybody else's dick tonight? I'm hard...just sayin

[Anonymous No.30030272]

>>30029923
Literally WHO is this girl?

[Anonymous No.30030283]

So...is SNRS just a PnD with an insane daily volume or is there actually something going on that no one knows about?

[Anonymous No.30030285]

>>30030210
No, stop asking other men if you're going to cum it's gay and disgusting

[Anonymous No.30030348]

>>30030272
Literally a man, gb2r

[Anonymous No.30030352]

BUY AMC

[Anonymous No.30030381]

>>30030250
Have you tried not being a raging boner? mr edgelord tranny

[Anonymous No.30030390]

>>30029947
same anon I want SOXL to ease my weed and CCIV burden

[Anonymous No.30030404]

i think this guy sounds autistic but his videos cheered me up during a really dark time

[Anonymous No.30030450]

>>30029904
If any broker or bank is sharing that kind of data they would get sued due to PCI compliance for starters.

Only a smelly nigger would ask such a basic question in /biz/ desu

[Anonymous No.30030480]

He raped millions...

[Anonymous No.30030528]

>>30030480
>doesn’t know what nose breathing is

[Anonymous No.30030530]

>>30030348
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.30030585]

>>30030480
>he ate millions
ftfy

[Anonymous No.30030637]

are these safe for buying and closing the screen for a few months?

>arkf
>arkk
>sq
>moon

[Anonymous No.30030662]

>>30029904
Like with Mint? Yeah, I have them linked.

[Anonymous No.30030672]

>>30030530
it's a... moot point

[Anonymous No.30030688]

>>30030637
I wouldn't close the screen for more than a few minutes with that portfolio.
could very well be a habbening in the market this month imo

[Anonymous No.30030733]

>>30030637
>closing the screen on literal momentum only ETFs
No. Last week made it abundantly clear that Cathie has no contingency plans for liquidity issues.

[Anonymous No.30030759]

>>30030637
Try
>TQQQ
>SOXL
>UPRO

[Anonymous No.30030783]

SOXS RETARD, ARE YOU HERE?
I'VE COME TO LAUGH AT YOU

[Anonymous No.30030818]

does this include buying US stocks in Canada on Questrade? that seems insane

[Anonymous No.30030854]

>>30030733
>Cathie has no contingency plan
what are you talking about? the plan is buy more TSLA

[Anonymous No.30030861]

>>30030818
No, pretty much all my US trades are $4.95

[Anonymous No.30030905]

>>30030818
Naw senpai, that is more for like if you wanted to buy GS2C on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange or shit like that. I only paid a few bucks to buy TSLA with my leafbux.

Sharing my accounts because why not

[Anonymous No.30030927]

are futures real?

[Anonymous No.30030940]

>>30030905
As you can see, I'm pretty much retarded.

[Anonymous No.30030946]

>>30030516
The general public has been quite into stocks in the past. Typically just before major downturns.
And a huge uptick in retail trading combined with huge growth made me feel quite worried.

I know what's going to happen to BTC, it will eventually crash down to a new floor.
I'm worried that this is going to happen to the nasdaq as well.

[Anonymous No.30030948]

>>30030927
Only if you want them to be :)

[Anonymous No.30030956]

>>30029772
What do you guys think about Nvidia?
I used to think it was overpriced when I bought more shares in the low $500s but it's been nothing but gainz for me ever since.

[Anonymous No.30030963]

What’s up fellow homosexuals, are we closing green today?

[Anonymous No.30030976]

Been thinking about getting out of btc miners lately...It seems like the exuberance for BTC and all of the shitcoins are just SO fucking sky high. My buddy and brother recently bought in themselves. Now if it was just my brother, ok, he's a tech guy so its fair. But my buddy is an oil rig worker...And that he's getting into BTC just scares me. I tell myself "but big institutions are getting in!" Yeah...but big institutions also bought in on internet companies before it crashed.

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30030977]

>>30030927
Of course not. They’re purely jew magic, just like the holohoax

[Anonymous No.30030990]

>>30030927
no. they're completely fictitious. a fugazzi

[Anonymous No.30030995]

Good night /biz/ hope we wake up to green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.30031001]

>>30030963
green close all week my friend

[Anonymous No.30031005]

>>30030818
>>30030861

are there not commission free US brokers that you could open an account with and wire funds into?

[Anonymous No.30031028]

>>30031001
I hope so, anon...

[Anonymous No.30031050]

how bad am i gonna get fucked from holding through this OPEC meeting?

[Anonymous No.30031051]

>>30029870
What did (((they))) mean by this?

[Anonymous No.30031079]

How the fuck did NIO miss earnings

I bought at 62 im so fucked im just gonna sell at a 4k loss

[Anonymous No.30031081]

>>30031028
it's been a rough month
we'll be okay though

[Anonymous No.30031085]

some of you guys are all right. don't trade the nasdaq tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30031094]

>>30031051
But what about lean hogs?

[Anonymous No.30031118]

>>30031051
it means we flew too close to the sun today. RIP

[Anonymous No.30031123]

>>30031050
>how bad am i gonna get fucked from holding through this OPEC meeting?

Probably atleast a bit. Im skimming off about 20% of my oil holdings so I have some dip money if it happens.

[Anonymous No.30031158]

>>30031085

[Anonymous No.30031179]

>caring about futures when you don't have one

[Anonymous No.30031184]

>>30030283
Why is this bitch flipping me off and making racist hand gestures?

[Anonymous No.30031203]

futures down but my lil BTC miner stock gonna do sumthin tmr mornin

[Anonymous No.30031214]

I wasted my time trying to get into crypto last month, made 100 bucks profit before deciding to pull out. Fucking sucks that I'm going to have to waste my time filling it out on my taxes next year. Just gonna put 90% of my checks into blue chips and hold for years.

[Anonymous No.30031219]

>>30030946
In 1950, retail investors owned over 90% of the stock of U.S. corporations. Today, it's less than 30%. Memelords might have fun splashing in the pool, but never forget that it's institutional investors who control the tides.

>>30030940
>>30030905
Anyways I'm just sitting on FIE.TO and VUN.TO until I make another 10k then I'm going to yolo it into the first thing I see on /biz/

[Anonymous No.30031235]

>>30029923
Mootina posting from Italy again.

[Anonymous No.30031286]

>>30030112
You literally were spamming. Get fucked faggot shill.

[Anonymous No.30031298]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

[Anonymous No.30031305]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/rocket-lab-nears-deal-to-merge-with-vector-spac-11614556800

Hope you tards are loading up these shares, the next big rocket company after SpaceX and have already launched numerous satellites into space.
Even Mr. Musk acknowledged their latest rocket which will take humans to space.

[Anonymous No.30031333]

>>30031305
>the next big rocket company after SpaceX
LMAO

[Anonymous No.30031353]

>>30030733
sq and arkf isnt safe for a solid gain? all i see here is garbage and 3x etfs that are already pumped too much

[Anonymous No.30031373]

>>30031214
Never sell less than $100 in crypto

[Anonymous No.30031381]

>>30030854
This clueless googly-eyed fraud is going to the face of the bubble when the music stops, and it's going to be glorious.

[Anonymous No.30031385]

>>30031305
Hey I work there lol
t. nzfag

[Anonymous No.30031387]

HOLY FUCK FUTURES TOTAL CAPITULATION OF THE STOCK MARKET THE STOCK MARKET HAS COLLAPASED IN ON ITSELF WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MONDAY WAS ALL FAKE BIG RED TOMORROW AND ALL WEEK

[Anonymous No.30031394]

>>30031214
rawl

[Anonymous No.30031400]

>>30031305
I am definitely going to buy SpaceX when the IPO comes out

[Anonymous No.30031409]

>>30031387
not funny

[Anonymous No.30031429]

>>30031387
>We will not see prices this high for another 25 years

>>30031400
Never going to happen. Starlink maybe though.

[Anonymous No.30031436]

>>30031381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8YcETTeRbs&ab_channel=Thatguy

[Anonymous No.30031442]

>>30031387
https://markets.businessinsider.com/futures/s&p-500-futures

What the fuck happened with AIG and AES? 20%-30% dips from yesterday's close

[Anonymous No.30031455]

>>30031387
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST BOUGHT BACK IN AFTER SELLING THE BOTTOM

I FUCKING QUIT

[Anonymous No.30031478]

why (they) don’t crash crypto already so we get some more green days before the big crash?

[Anonymous No.30031488]

I KNEW SOXL WAS A SCAM WHY DID I BUY SMG SHILLED SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30031521]

Guys.. the SOXL CEO running away with our shares was just a joke right? Because I'm still not seeing the split

[Anonymous No.30031532]

>>30031353
All ARK instruments are leveraged QQQ by design because of their beta capture.

[Anonymous No.30031545]

>>30030585
Hehe

[Anonymous No.30031547]

>>30031373
I just realized it wasn't what I wanted to keep all my money in, for not at least, and just wanted to pull out. I actually had 1500 in but I made 100 profit. I honestly should have just waited until I was negative to not even deal with the taxes.

[Anonymous No.30031556]

>>30031488
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.30031557]

>>30031214
Rolling

[Anonymous No.30031558]

>>30031521
ALL YOUR SHARES ARE BELONG TO US

[Anonymous No.30031562]

>>30030112
pajeet scammer, we know you’re really not from Florida

[Anonymous No.30031576]

>>30031532
I dont want 10% a year tho

[Anonymous No.30031616]

/smg/ said everything was supposed to dip lower on monday and tuesday. i should have bought the dip on friday

[Anonymous No.30031649]

I bought stock in Unity because I believe in the product, and I use it on a daily basis. Am I dumb for doing this?

[Anonymous No.30031658]

dubs tells me what im putting my $1000 into tomorrow, it's burning a hole in my brokerage account

[Anonymous No.30031670]

>>30031387
Surely you loaded up on puts, anon

[Anonymous No.30031675]

>>30031576
There is no asset that is 10+%/year that is hands off other than particularly well timed real estate purchases. Or BTC if you buy after a bust.

[Anonymous No.30031712]

>>30031353
ARK is a bomb waiting to go off
SQ has good prospects but 500+ p/e tech isn't 'safe'

[Anonymous No.30031717]

>>30031658
HITIF

[Anonymous No.30031745]

>>30031658
SOS

[Anonymous No.30031753]

>>30031576
Oh, well why dont I give you you a virgin wife and Jeweled Egg if thats not good enough

[Anonymous No.30031774]

>>30031658
moon

[Anonymous No.30031775]

>>30031658
BTCC or BB

[Anonymous No.30031792]

>>30031745
BTC and Futures down, hmmm

[Anonymous No.30031815]

>>30031658
SOXL

[Anonymous No.30031824]

>>30031658
F

[Anonymous No.30031829]

>>30031792
There is still some headroom for the blowoff top for BTC. It never goes down quietly.

[Anonymous No.30031849]

>>30031792
BTC sitting right at where it was most of the trading day.

[Anonymous No.30031889]

>>30031753
wtf do i buy then? im already getting 40-60% a year with crypto

[Anonymous No.30031906]

SOXL WTF IS THAT I BOUGHT IN AT 605 NOW IT'S 40 I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30031938]

>>30031829
>>30031849
Will buy some tomorrow

[Anonymous No.30031954]

>>30031889
You lose, youre done

[Anonymous No.30031981]

>>30031954
im gonna do arkf square and moon

[Anonymous No.30031996]

I know I'm a perma-bear, but it feels like the bubble has crested, and everyone is extremely skittish and waiting for the hammer to drop. The only thing preventing a massive selloff is that there is simply nowhere else for money to go. I liquidated my sector ETFs and moved into about 50% cash, 30% VTI/VXUS, and the remainder a mix of biotech and commodities. Debating selling off even more.

[Anonymous No.30032009]

>>30031906
>he bought after the date of record
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.30032013]

>>30029904
Was able to do this with Relay on my SoFi app. Have all my banks and fidelity on there. Pretty sure schwab is the same.

[Anonymous No.30032057]

>>30031305
You may sell anons better if you state that nearly all satellites that need to be put in orbit can be done with the Neutrino rocket system from RL. In that sense they have cornered the market.

I bought the pre-market and sold at $14.50 yesterday so that was a nice little gain. If I wasn't all in on SOXL, letting the money sit in VACQ for a year or so would be preferential.

>>30031429
When Starlink goes, I am selling out of all of my Amazon, Microsoft and Berkshire and going balls deep in that sweet Starlink boipussy.

[Anonymous No.30032066]

FUTURES STOP PLEASE

[Anonymous No.30032084]

>>30032009
That's enough, I am going to sue CEO of this shit company, where the fuck is SEC, it is obvious PnD scam

[Anonymous No.30032108]

>>30032057
careful no ones really using it. an automated car is important to life but faster internet doesnt make much of a difference. i already stream shit fast as fuck. it sounds like starlink is only used by huge companies

[Anonymous No.30032118]

>>30031996
You will get "wall of worry" memes thrown at you but this has been a TINA rally since April and will stop only when TINA stops. And that will likely just be a sell off of memes.
There is a big, once-in-a-generation, debt bubble pop that is going to tank everything everywhere because its all so interconnected. But trying to predict when that happens is impossible because literally every central bank on the planet is working (and will fail) to prevent it. This general and board will be a ghost town when it happens for years.

[Anonymous No.30032141]

>>30032066
Futures look like, what, -0.2% to -0.4% right now? This is a big deal because...why? After 2-3% gains yesterday?

[Anonymous No.30032210]

>>30032141
the line must go up indefinitely, without any resistance. anything else is full on panic.

[Anonymous No.30032264]

>>30032108
I'm not assuming you're assuming, but don't assume that the largest satellite array to ever be deployed in LEO will be limited in hardware to just allowing NEETs to download furry porn and stream kikeflix. If MUSK is worth his salt and if he thinks Bezos is a bitch, most of those satellites will carry hardware to perform other 'military capable' systems. I'm speculating here, but going through that much investment to give some remote tribes in the Brazilian rain forest satellite-derived internet for the first time is a huge waste of potential and finances.

[Anonymous No.30032289]

futures dont even mean anything unless you're trading them, in which case you'd be better off just sending your money straight to the hedgies since it's basically completely manipulated

[Anonymous No.30032291]

>>30032210
That's retarded. Back when the covid crash happened we saw futures go down more than 8% in one night. Fuck off faggots.

[Anonymous No.30032298]

>>30032264
>a huge waste of potential and finances.
This is unironically TSLA's business case since the very beginning. UBER's too.

[Anonymous No.30032332]

>>30032291
>we saw futures go down more than 8% in one night
yeah except futures limit down at -5% dummy

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30032336]

>>30031387
THE JEWS DID THIS TO US, ANON!!!!!

[Anonymous No.30032338]

>>30032298
We will see then. Best of luck to you, good sir.

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30032380]

>>30031658
SSO, my nigga

[Anonymous No.30032406]

MY CHAD PORTFOLIO

- JNJ
- NVDA
- PLTR

[Anonymous No.30032423]

Fking crash again so I can BUY THE DIP IM NOT HOLDING SHIT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30032429]

didn't sos turn out to be another completely fake chinese "company"?

[Anonymous No.30032449]

The ultimate portfolio
No exceptions
No regrets

50% CRBP shares
50% CRBP calls

I am going to be a millionaire fellow CRBPajeets

[Anonymous No.30032473]

>>30032332
Yeah it was a typo you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.30032489]

>>30032473
ok retard

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30032537]

>>30032429
>fake chinese "company"
>""""company""""
kekekek you fucking trannies fall for anything

[Anonymous No.30032540]

Just a friendly reminder than the true inflation rate isn't 3% a day or 3% a year but it is more like 15% a year. The fed is lying about rates to buy itself time.

[Anonymous No.30032570]

>>30031001
Is she always in her underwear? The spaceship must be very warm. I like to live in my underwear but my housemate keeps turning the heating down

[Anonymous No.30032572]

>>30032540
what if stocks crash on top of that

[Anonymous No.30032573]

>>30032537
Found a photo of scoops.

[Anonymous No.30032593]

>>30032572
>if
hahaha yea

[Anonymous No.30032607]

>>30032057
I wouldn't touch it for now as it's a speculative stock and when the market crashes these stocks will be the first to go down.
It reminds me of the weed stocks few years back and just now we are seeing the fruition of the market. In 2025 I could see the space sector booming when there are so many missions lined up by SpaceX and NASA to go to Mars and the Moon, also the internet satellites launched into space from Amazon, OneWeb, etc.

[Anonymous No.30032618]

>>30029904
I could someday have all the money and I'll never be able to put my face into a cute 2D girl's asscheeks while she has pantyhose on fuck this world

[Anonymous No.30032663]

>"why, yes, I'm retarded and shouldn't be buying options but I do anyways"

[Anonymous No.30032664]

>>30032570
not always, but most of the time

[Anonymous No.30032672]

>>30030927
How can futures be real if VIE's aren't even real?

[Anonymous No.30032697]

>>30031906
OH NO NO NO SOXL BROS WE GOT RUG PULLED

[Anonymous No.30032714]

>>30032540
We already know that. Anyone who pays attention knows inflation is nowhere near 2% a year as those Jews claim

[Anonymous No.30032723]

>>30032141
because bagholding feels worse on red days :c

[Anonymous No.30032727]

>>30032332
Regardless, his point still stands you contrarian faggot

[Anonymous No.30032744]

Hey there guys.

Can you check out Mochimo?

I have seen it posted all over but I need to know can I get in now?

[Anonymous No.30032746]

>>30032727
it's just doomposting for fun you fucking moron, how new are you? go back to where you came from

[Anonymous No.30032768]

>>30031001
>turtle sauce
My fucking girlfriend made an ethnic dish with turtle broth once. It was not good.

[Anonymous No.30032782]

>>30031214
Check em

[Anonymous No.30032785]

>>30032663
>Holding Workhorse calls after they lost their shot at USPS
But why
Exactly what event were you thinking was going to occur that would cause them to moon

[Anonymous No.30032795]

What's the quickest way to make $35k from $2k starting out?

[Anonymous No.30032804]

>>30032746
True. I pink wojak post on red days not because I feel bad but because it’s funny and might bring a smile to someone else here

[Anonymous No.30032810]

>>30032664
What tv show is it from?

[Anonymous No.30032816]

>>30032746
>go back to where you came from
I can’t. Your mother said she can’t handle any more dick tonight.

[Anonymous No.30032829]

>>30032810
darling no pico

[Anonymous No.30032832]

>>30032449
Kek. Is there even a market for those if you wanted to dump them before strike?

[Anonymous No.30032838]

>>30032804
laughing at the pink wojacks when i was taking a 20% drawdown last week made it much more enjoyable to hold
>>30032810
urusei yatsura
>>30032816
yeah she's usually pretty sore when i'm finished with her

[Anonymous No.30032858]

>>30032785
>implying he didn't just see it shilled in this general and immediately bought calls

[Anonymous No.30032877]

>>30032795
Such 100 cocks for $1000 each then lose 60% on degen option plays

[Anonymous No.30032888]

You had a lot of fun yesterday and I'm happy for you. But now it's my turn

[Anonymous No.30032915]

>>30032858
I bought at the top last week AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30032916]

>>30032838
She said ur dik is rly small

[Anonymous No.30032940]

John... if you’re still alive and lurking, I apologize for any negative comments I made about your very slim and muscular hands... Please come back...

[Anonymous No.30032943]

>>30030124
Where is he? I miss him too. He's not really dead right anon?

[Anonymous No.30032950]

>>30032057
>all satellites that need to be put in orbit can be done with the Neutrino rocket
That is a completely irrelevant metric, most rockets are actually larger and more powerful than the Neutron so they're able to lift more mass and fit larger payloads. Once you're out of the smallsat dedicated launch market, which is where Rocket Lab is currently with their Electron rocket, you're only competing on price and larger rockets have the advantage due to economies of scale.

Don't hold any of these launch providers long term, not Astra, not Rocket Lab, not whoever else comes along unless it's SpaceX. There are much better space companies that actually have a future. This is coming from someone that owns VACQ.

[Anonymous No.30032982]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30032996]

>>30032573
>not knowing about The Efficient Markets Hypothesis

[Anonymous No.30033001]

>futures
not looking like a good open bros
alas, i hold

[Anonymous No.30033036]

>>30032795
Casino, all on 14

[Anonymous No.30033084]

>>30032858
Hmm...buying calls on lower MCAP ARK stonks knowing there is a reasonable chance that CW will need to continue plowing cash into some of them to keep up with cash inflows, causing them to bump? Galaxy brain...

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30033116]

>>30032795
spend $2k on craigslist ads for man seeking man and a pair of kneepads

[Anonymous No.30033124]

>futures green

[Anonymous No.30033190]

>>30033124
a...anon are you color blind?

[Anonymous No.30033198]

>>30032810
Darling in the Franxx

[Anonymous No.30033238]

>dollar just keeps creeping up
Euros get your currency's shit together already.

[Anonymous No.30033243]

>>30032982
>Back in early February, I noted that ZOM stock had a market cap of $1.56 billion. As I’ve mentioned, with a current market cap of $1.77 billion, the valuation increased more than 13% on little-to-no significant news. That’s one sign that you should avoid this pump-and-dump scheme.

[Anonymous No.30033260]

>>30033190
Rice futures?

[Anonymous No.30033277]

>>30033124
>15 new posts
bruh...

[Anonymous No.30033287]

>>30032663
i keep fucking panic selling and buying my calls and fucking it up. im just fucking holding it with the money i have left in there lost 500 bucks so far

[Anonymous No.30033292]

>>30033084
People highly overestimate ARK inflows and their direct effect on share price, since even on small cap stocks they usually limit their ownership to less than 10%.

[Anonymous No.30033294]

>>30033238
The euro was doomed the second they let the populist governments of the Mediterranean vote to join it against their own best interests. Seriously it's hard to put into words how much damage joining the euro did to nations like Spain and Portugal and in turn how much damage that did to the Euro.

[Anonymous No.30033296]

haha, nice trashtalk
my bro’s will never go for this scam on 4chan
we are not a retards

>bnb,julb,bhc -all on holding on Jul and Jul trading

[Anonymous No.30033376]

>>30033124
They're SO fucking green anon. Imagine listening to one of those retarded bobo posters haha

[Anonymous No.30033418]

>>30031658
BBW

[Anonymous No.30033439]

>>30031658
UAL

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30033454]

>>30033198
>Darling in the Franxx
I actually thought that was a decent anime. Has /a/ decided its the new Boku No Pico or something?

[Anonymous No.30033456]

Heh. I like you, kid. You're not like the others. So let me give you some advice. Liquidate as soon as you can. Don't come to the market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30033475]

If I only have $1100 to invest is it just best to all in on something?

[Anonymous No.30033498]

>>30033456
Vishnu guides my hand
CRBPajeets will survive
$300 EOY

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30033517]

>>30033456

[Anonymous No.30033525]

just want you guys to know that im buying the dip

[Anonymous No.30033528]

>>30033454
I don't think it's a bad anime at all. It's just that the main girl also says darling and has horns.

[Anonymous No.30033531]

>>30033475
Ofcourse but you can lose it all easily.
>t. Started with 850 bucks and now down to 100

[Anonymous No.30033540]

>>30033454
/a/ didn't like it so well because the second half of it went really weird. Nothing will take Boku's place.

[Anonymous No.30033546]

i miss tinny

[Anonymous No.30033565]

Bros I just found out how to be a normie, and it feels good. Will this help my trading? Am I gonna forget about it in two weeks?

[Anonymous No.30033587]

>>30033546
Everyone does. Apparently he's still on discord and does erp for cash.

[Anonymous No.30033588]

>>30033498
In the future rabid hordes of CRBPajeets, their skin turned brown from the intense radiation given off by CRBP's decline to $0, will stalk the abandoned streets of New New Delhi (formerly LA) looking for SMG posters to feed on.

[Anonymous No.30033597]

>>30033517
thanks for saving my ad scoops, i'm honored

[Anonymous No.30033601]

>>30033587
like gay role playing with dudes...?

[Anonymous No.30033604]

>>30033292
I don't doubt you are right and was only mocking the idea. I don't personally day trade, don't truck in options, and try to avoid actively managed funds in general. I'm just here for the laughs.

[Anonymous No.30033612]

>CHINKED

[Anonymous No.30033620]

>>30033531

What dumb things did you buy? What was your risk management?

[Anonymous No.30033628]

>>30033612
kek

[Anonymous No.30033629]

>>30033601
Does it matter? If you've got money does it really matter?

[Anonymous No.30033644]

>>30033588
You will be crying tears of pure anger when the CRBPajeets are proved victorious sir

[Anonymous No.30033645]

>>30031203
SOS Chad?

[Anonymous No.30033651]

>>30033587
>Apparently he's still on discord and does erp for cash.
ERP Scenario: you're a broker and Tinny offers to cover his margin in "other" ways.

[Anonymous No.30033656]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MY FTSE MIB
GO NACK GREEN GODDAMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30033659]

>>30033629
every time i hear about him it gets sadder

[Anonymous No.30033664]

do i sell all my $NIO at open? I bought at $45.

[Anonymous No.30033671]

>>30033475
If I only had 1100 to invest I'd probably first ask if I can really afford even that much, and then if I was really set on investing it I would park it in VOO and forget about it for 10 years,

[Anonymous No.30033696]

>>30033546
>>30033587
How long until Tinny is sucking dicks in back alleys for enough cash to eat a hot meal?

[Anonymous No.30033723]

>>30033696
i dont even get how hes really struggling vegas is really cheap and he gets neetbux. get a fucking roommate dude

[Anonymous No.30033726]

>>30033664
Didnt they just announce they will sell their cars in europe this year?

[Anonymous No.30033730]

>>30031488
keked and checked

[Anonymous No.30033733]

>>30033475
It's not really investing if you're going all in on a highly speculative stock but with such a low amount you should definitely throw diversification to the wind. I'd say less than three stocks in your portfolio.

Your real focus should be getting a job and gaining enough income to slowly add to your account, you broke ass nigga.
>>30033587
Speak for yourself, Tinny was a faggot and there was nothing redeemable about his posts. I'm very happy I made that bet with him and banished him to the shadow realm.
>>30033604
I get you, but if I may still address the idea what ARK buys and sells does attract a lot of interest so there is some secondary effect with people copying their trades but I doubt it would the price much unless ARK is going heavily into a stock they didn't own previously.

[Anonymous No.30033754]

>>30033726
yeah but apparently their ER was a disaster, was thinking of selling and buying back after the selloff

[Anonymous No.30033758]

>>30031488
SOXL BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30033761]

>>30033528
>It's just that the main girl also says darling and has horns.
oooooooohhh. I see.

>>30033540
The ending did kinda suck, but that seems to be a trend with anime.
It either ends kinda flat / goes weird in the 2nd half or it just never fucking ends (One Piece, Naruto).
I heard Naruto ended with fucking aliens when it did actually end.
That's why "all the good anime gets canceled" and anything that actually pulls off a half decent ending is "best of all time" (Evangelion, Madoka Magica).

[Anonymous No.30033772]

>>30033620
I don't know what risk management is. At one point my folio was worth 2.2k from a SPCE calls that I failed to sell for profit of 1k. I also made a few hundred bucks from buying NOK calls and BB stock the week before the craziness began. I proceeded to lose my gains on more NOK calls later on when all the brokers limited buying. I kept losing money on calls like AEZS and other stocks I sold at a loss because I have adhd and can't hold a position for more than a month apparently. Most recently I bought WKHS calls at the top of 18 bucks last week. Now my folio is gone entirely unless it moons this week.

[Anonymous No.30033818]

>>30033761
Watch Mushoku Tensei, better yet, read the light novel.

[Anonymous No.30033825]

>>30033723
he's autistic and retarded
he can't get a roommate he would go fully homicide

[Anonymous No.30033827]

>>30033772
tldr don't do options trading and buy shares instead

[Anonymous No.30033831]

>>30033754
>entering wash sale territory instead of averaging down

[Anonymous No.30033841]

>>30033761
>I heard Naruto ended with fucking aliens when it did actually end.
You think that's bad? The Dragon Ball Super manga ended with Goku having a kaiju fight with a rehash of Cell and also happened to be a fat goat.

[Anonymous No.30033849]

>>30033754
>yeah but apparently their ER was a disaster
see >>30033612

[Anonymous No.30033853]

>FUTURES
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.30033871]

>>30033827
Or just go long. Im glad I learned this lesson with just 800 bucks. I don't plan on buying weeklies anymore.

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30033877]

>>30033597
>thanks for saving my ad
I fucking hate bearfags. There were so many of those smug retards in March/April of 2020 when I loaded up so fucking hard on SPXL and earned my 6 figgy play money, and I am never going to let them live that down.
It's a very solid pic, dude

[Anonymous No.30033891]

>>30033827
Trading options is fine when you have a specific thesis that supports it and use risk management.

[Anonymous No.30033935]

THE BIG CRASH IS RIGHT HERE BABIES LETS ROLL

[Anonymous No.30033946]

>>30033877
based, bears get exactly what they deserve
my only regret about march 2020 was not going all in

[Anonymous No.30033949]

Today wasn’t my day ...

[Anonymous No.30033955]

>>30033733
I have a job and no debt and around 10k in savings, I'm just not sure if I should honestly be investing more than that 1100 to start with.

[Anonymous No.30033960]

if index fund options are settled with cash, does that mean if I yolo into the premium of an ITM SPX call and hold till expiry I'll get $390,000?

[Anonymous No.30033975]

>>30033949
Don't worry, you can always go lower!

[Anonymous No.30033990]

>>30032943
He had hand diabetes

[Anonymous No.30034001]

>>30033818
Pretty good choice, read that awhile ago and watching the anime currently.

[Anonymous No.30034015]

>>30033949
Kek I got my calls IV Crushed twice in a month now. Hoping to recover since I bought many calls on UVXY yesterday, enough to make me around $3K too.

[Anonymous No.30034026]

>>30033949
>losing 66% of portfolio in greenest day in weeks
>still has $2000 left

Finish the job tomorrow, fren.

[Anonymous No.30034029]

Time to stock up on silver guns and ammo

[Anonymous No.30034036]

>>30034001
Wish I could invest in Rudeus' company.

[Anonymous No.30034043]

>>30033949
>>30034015
what the fuck are you retards doing

[Anonymous No.30034056]

>>30033664
I wouldn’t, especially if you wouldn’t be taking profit on it. It’s already dipped considerably. I expect it to rebound shortly.

[Anonymous No.30034058]

>>30033949
More loss porn please, it really warms my heart.

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30034064]

>>30033818
>Mushoku Tensei
Looks like literally konosuba. I like it.
Yeah, I'm a huge isekai-fag. Not sure I can do a light novel tho.
Thanks for the rec. Looks preddy based.

>>30033841
>The Dragon Ball Super manga ended with Goku having a kaiju fight with a rehash of Cell and also happened to be a fat goat.
Wow. Holy shit. I thought Fat Boo kinda sucked
I'm thinking anime just has a generic strategy of never fucking ending, via knowing that they just can't fucking do it right.
Maybe they pull the plug whenever they see an upside surprise… that could be why konosuba doesn't have another season.
They also tried really hard to pull the plug on evangelion, which is why the quality gets really bad towards the end -- perhaps if they succeeded in the plug pull, it'd be praised as 10X better

[Anonymous No.30034072]

>>30034029
How? Every gun store in phoenix is sold out of everything, even fucking meme rounds like 6.5 creedmoor are gone.

[Anonymous No.30034084]

>>30029772
what happened to the arkf fags? did you guys get fucking destroyed like i did?

[Anonymous No.30034098]

>>30034043
I bought apple puts.

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30034112]

>>30033546
+1

[Anonymous No.30034124]

>>30034064
Mushoku Tensei's light novel is what set off the whole isekai fad back in the day. It's kind of frustrating that it's only now getting an anime, but at least the quality is really good.

[Anonymous No.30034125]

>>30034098
you should have known better anon

[Anonymous No.30034127]

>>30034098
Well keep holding so the market can stay green

[Anonymous No.30034135]

it's over for me

[Anonymous No.30034137]

>>30034064
It's pretty much the OG isekai friend, a lot of tropes were taken from it...watch the anime and if you liked that read the manga even though it's not that good and if you are really into it after that read the LN.

[Anonymous No.30034144]

>>30034064
I've always been of the opinion that the reason the studio tried to axe Evangelion and settled for Anno giving it a dumbed down ending (compared to EoE) is that they literally could not understand his original vision.

[Anonymous No.30034145]

I'm worried that Monday may have been the bulltrap...

[Anonymous No.30034148]

It's crabbing

[Anonymous No.30034154]

>>30034026
greenest day since June 5*

[Anonymous No.30034167]

John Rocker come back please

[Anonymous No.30034172]

>>30034148
Am I the only one who likes the crab memes the best?

[Anonymous No.30034190]

>>30034098
So you shoved with 72o and the market snap called. Kek...

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30034201]

>>30033946
>Also saved.

>>30033949
Are you the SOXS tranny?

[Anonymous No.30034229]

>>30033955
Depends on your risk tolerance and if you would actually buy good investments or just meme stocks. There is almost no other good alternatives to make money using the money you have, which is why the stock market is so popular. I'm assuming you're relatively young so you still have a lot of earning potential as you get older, and you could survive a major market crash. Personally I would dollar cost average some of your savings into relatively safe ETFs until you get a better feel for what else you want to buy.

[Anonymous No.30034237]

>>30034172
yes

[Anonymous No.30034238]

futures are RECOOOOVERING

[Anonymous No.30034241]

>>30034125
Impressive, very nice.
>>30034172
For me it's suit Apu.

[Anonymous No.30034246]

Quit talking about investing and start talking about anime, what should I watch?

[Anonymous No.30034258]

>>30034172
Not the only one, but it takes to be a real connoisseur to know that the crab is the best meme

[Anonymous No.30034259]

>>30034125
>>30034127
I actually feel sick. This wasn’t money that I could afford to lose and I threw it away. I hope I die in my sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.30034278]

Covered calls yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.30034293]

>>30034259
Do the needful and buy GEVO my friend, you will 10x your money in no time

[Anonymous No.30034306]

>>30034229
I'm interested in POWW as well as VSTO I was looking at UAVS but I'm not so sure about it. I haven't bought anything even though things have dipped. I'm not sure what ETFs to put my money into nor do I know how to pick out random goodie tickers.

[Anonymous No.30034312]

>>30034246
Dr Stone

[Anonymous No.30034315]

>>30034246
Real men watch Nyanko Days

[Anonymous No.30034317]

>>30034246
Elaina
Talentless Nana

[Anonymous No.30034321]

>>30034278
Gonna have to say yay for that one chief. Just don't be retarded about it.

[Anonymous No.30034335]

>>30033456

[Anonymous No.30034349]

>>30034259
ok well you're retarded and invested money you couldn't afford to lose
that's literally rule #1

[Anonymous No.30034354]

>>30034246
Nigger, we're literally talking about how everyone should watch Mushoku Tensei.

[Anonymous No.30034358]

IT"S OVER!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I KNOW WHAT TO DO
YOU WILL STAY LOW ON THIS BIZ
JULB STAKING ON JULSWAP
1900$ FROM 33000$ FOR A MONTH

[Anonymous No.30034379]

>>30034246
The Godzilla anime Toho is releasing this summer.

[Anonymous No.30034384]

>>30034246
urusei yatsura

[Anonymous No.30034403]

>>30034246
Tbh. most stuff airing right now is just manga and LN adaptations. Pick the ones you know.

[Anonymous No.30034417]

>>30030034
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.30034419]

>Large car manufacturers has only begun producing their own EVs with major goals set for 2025
>Tesla's european market share already reduced to 3.5%
Honestly though, who the fuck wants a Tesla when car companies like Audi, BMW, Volkswagen, etc etc.. will catch up and is already well integrated into basically every aspect of society? Of course people will go for brands like Audi or as it shows already Volkswagen over Tesla, and this fucking company is valued at $650b while Volkswagen is valued at $280b, Tesla's income is $30b while Volkswagen's income is $255b. Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.30034442]

>yield textbook-bounced off of support
>DXY textbook-bounced off of resistance
>futures immediately halved their downtrend
>BTC moving bullishly through the dangerzone
HOLY FUCK TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREEN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.30034459]

>>30034419
Tesla can't fit fucking body panels together, they're a huge bubble of a company.

[Anonymous No.30034468]

>>30034293

Why do you cock suckers lie about this shit so often here

[Anonymous No.30034470]

>>30030390
CCIV will moon again like last time

[Anonymous No.30034472]

>>30031658
LGND

[Scoopsies, The Supreme Nigger (...) !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.30034476]

>>30034137
>It's pretty much the OG
>a lot of tropes were taken from it
Sounds super fucking dank.

>>30034144
>they literally could not understand his original vision.
Oh.
I still can barely understand much of that shit about Lilith vs. Adam
The borderline that I lost my virginity to said she found misaki really relatable in terms of sexual validation. Seeing that concept communicated like that, meeting somebody that actually finds that relatable, and doing volunteer work for a mental health helpline all came within a very short timeframe for me. 2020 was just a massive mindfuck year for me. I think I came out on top though, since it ended with the stripper (prior to any of her meltdowns).

[Anonymous No.30034514]

>>30034317
Is the witch show actually decent? I'm just watching rezero, rape healer, and mushoku

[Anonymous No.30034517]

NEW
>>30034511
>>30034511
>>30034511
>>30034511

[Anonymous No.30034537]

>>30034442
>cryptominers premarket

[Anonymous No.30034541]

Started investing last year and didn't know what I was doing and barely got into positive.
And look at me now YTD...thank you /smg/. It's a wild ride

[Anonymous No.30034618]

>>30031214
>taxes

Ahahahah. Yes goy. Pay is your measly money.

What kind of Fucking idiot pays taxes on 100 then brags about it?

[Anonymous No.30034717]

>>30031214
just don't report the 100 dollars no one is going to find out. The IRS has struck fear into everyone my god

[Anonymous No.30034771]

>>30031547
Dude fuck off with your taxes shit. No one claims it. Especially that small ass laughable amount. Fuck you. Seriously. Never post here again

[Anonymous No.30034815]

>>30031050
I sold 50% of my oil yesterday

[Anonymous No.30034908]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.30034914]

>>30034246
violet evergarden
also buy 2022 gold calls in a week

[Anonymous No.30034955]

>>30032697
Shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.30034968]

>>30031488
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.30035192]

>>30034968
holy fuck rip semiconductors

[Anonymous No.30035381]

WHY IS SOXL DOWN A MILLION PER CENT

[Anonymous No.30035401]

>>30034968
>>30035381
You guys should look into filing a class action lawsuit against Soxl.

[Anonymous No.30035500]

>>30035401
i'm financially ruined but not in a meme way. What the fuck happened.

[Anonymous No.30035585]

>>30033772
Stay away from memes dude. My god

[Anonymous No.30035845]

>>30035585
noted. I would have been better off buying a single call of INTC or ORCL. I had a ORCL call I sold for break even to get into memes. Had I kept the fall I'd be 200 bucks in the green