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>21
>virgin
>overweight with extreme gyno
>stupid (24 act)
>hasnt made any friends in college
>ugly
>poor
>may not even finish college (microbiology) because stupid and lazy

What would be a good job for me? I am afraid of getting mogged by intellectually superior coworkers and being a detriment to my employer if I were to do something in my field. The thought of being the weak link makes me want to blow my brains out. I just want a job where I can live relatively comfortably and I can draw.

>> No.30019054

i'm you but 25, it's great

>> No.30019073

booba didnt read ur gay blog

>> No.30019099
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>>30018976
stop having a high opinion of yourself, don't pretend you know everything, be friendly.
With these 3 qualities you can get literally any stem job

>> No.30019139

WHAT IS HER NAME. I KEEP SEEING HER HERE.

>> No.30019178

>>30018976
Dude get off of lookism.
It's making you mentally ill
you realize you can actually improve on mental skills right?

>> No.30019193

Your generation has been through perhaps the most horrific propaganda abuse in the history of yphumanity, from the moment you were born you were told to play this weak role. You were battered from all angles before you could form a coherent thought. Your teachers, your parents, your politicians, the tv, your games, your movies. They all lied to you. In order for you to become the weak man you are now.
Either you accept what these evil despicable people have done to you and live your life as a pathetic victim or you say enough is enough.
Better yourself Zoomer, at least you are smart enough to recognise your areas to improve.

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>>30018976

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>>30018976
post moar booba faggot

>> No.30019247

>>30019099
>just be nice and agree with everyone
The absolute state of "stem" jobs
A bunch of gays pretending to be scientists

>> No.30019256

>>30018976
Enjoy memorising the Krebs cycle

>> No.30019270

I got a 33 an the ACT and get brutally moneymogged and socialskillmogged daily

>> No.30019291

>>30018976
>>stupid (24 act)
thats top 20% of the country kek. you are midwit not stupid. nothing will help you until you stop being self loathing

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>>30018976
Go to a trade school and become a plumber or carpenter or something. You can make like $80k-150k a year once you finish your apprenticeship.

As far as being fat and ugly, stop eating sugar and go to the fucking gym. Simple as that. Make a fucking change, stop being a whiny faggot.

>> No.30019389

>>30018976
Her eyes are horrible

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>>30019247
I don't give a shit what you think retard. Comfy job, ez money. If i wanted to make a difference I would've gone into medicine

>> No.30019480

>>30018976
>>21
>>virgin
Hire a prostitute
>>overweight with extreme gyno
Download a PPL routine, a diet plan, and hop on a testosterone/trenbolone/masteron/Anavar/hgh/clenbuterol cycle and get a gyno surgery for $3k
>>stupid (24 act)
Buy Ritalin/adderral
>>hasnt made any friends in college
Take phenibut or a beta blocker like propranolol and your anxiety will go away and you can speak to some random dude without getting anxiety
>>ugly
Lose weight and it will get better. The steroids will make your jaw defined af
>>poor
Get a job and trade crypto
>>may not even finish college (microbiology) because stupid and lazy
Again, buy Ritalin/adderral and maybe hire a tutor to guide you through the degree

>> No.30019505

>>30019202
what a disappointing face

>> No.30019546

>>30018976
>still young
>fuck a hooker (Wear a condom)
>learn how to count calories and go on a low calorie diet
>force yourself to talk to people at random, each time you do it will be less uncomfrtable than the last
>groom yourself and lose weight to looksmaxx
>start a business
>quit being a faggot

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>> No.30019594

You're in college OP, go to a bar, get drunk, and just find a girl to bang. It's easy. And 24 isn't bad on the ACT, you'll be surprised how many retards are in the workforce

>> No.30019621

>>30018976
I'm ugly af and have made it through life no problem because I have confidence.
grownup bitch

>> No.30019664

>>30019437
>>30019099
>chem pepe
>chemist pepe
dude no lol

>> No.30019691

>>30018976
I heard she has a colostomy bag.

>> No.30019758

>>30019437
You are worse than a NEET

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>>30019557

>> No.30019873

>>30019139
ANSWER

>> No.30019904

>>30018976

Car mechanic

You make money to buy a wife in the Phillipines and eat better quality foid instead of the fatty high calorie crap you eat.

Microbiology is boring become a mrchsnic

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>>30019758
>STEM IS NOT MASCULINE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BREAK YOUR BODY IN A TEDIOUS AND REPETITIVE BLUE COLLAR JOB YOU ARE AN EYESORE ON THE MALE GENDER

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>>30018976
Fuck off ugly people please die

>> No.30020028

>>30019904
>Phillipines
>quality food
pick one and JUST ONE faggot. Philippines is known, and rightly so, for having the worst food in Asia, and is a serious contender for the spot of World champion. they cook pasta with fucking sugar.

>> No.30020064

>>30020010
stem WAS masculine you faggot

>> No.30020209

>>30018976
don't worry, with tits like that you'll be just fine.

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>>30020028
>they cook pasta with fucking sugar

>> No.30020414

>>30018976
What the fuck does Gyno and ACT mean?

If you're looking for sympathy for your abbreviations and acronyms, twitter is that way. >

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>>30020064
>FAGGOT IF YOU DONT WANT TO WORK IN A FIELD FILLED WITH SWEATY, MUSCULAR, AND ROOM-TEMPERATURE IQ MEN LIKE ME THEN CLEARLY IT IS AN INDICATION THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIKES TO PROCREATE WITH MEMBERS OF THE SAME SEX
why are tradie wagies always so closeted in regards to their sexuality?

>> No.30020547

>>30020414
Man tits and burger test I think.

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GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE GIRL ON THE OP-PIC NOW.

>> No.30020802

>>30019437

You can get a notion of the absolute shit state of this board when people are shaming a guy for being based.

I also have a comfy high paying useless STEM job, feels pretty good

>> No.30021012

>>30020414
T. Non American and/or brainlet

Gynecomastia, he means he’s got bitch tits from estrogen / overweightness. and the ACT is the 2nd most popular standardized test for college admissions in the US. perfect score is 36

>> No.30021049

>>30020587
she shits in a bag attached at the hip

>> No.30021150

>>30020525
Here we see the Wojak poster losing the ability to comprehend text
This is the kind of retards we call "scientists" nowadays

>> No.30021216

>>30020525
Lacking basic comprehension I see. Sad that STEM fags have fallen so far

>> No.30021225

>>30021012
Nonburger and brainlet, actually. Thank fuck I don't have bitch tits.

>> No.30021243

>>30020028
ive heard the do this and even....put jellybeans in it. and its not just sugar, its super sugary "banana ketchup" whatever that is. what. the fuck.

>> No.30021311

>>30018976
Operate heavy machinery. Excavator or a skid steer. You can be fat and make decent money.

>> No.30021428

>>30021012
fatoid detected. You know damn well no one normal has ever called your gross man-titties "gynecomastia", whale.

>> No.30021598

>>30019557
>girls with big boobs are bad
kys tranny

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>>30021150
>>30021216
>Here we see the Wojak poster losing the ability to comprehend text
Who said I am a scientist, or any sort of person working in stem? But moreover, who cares whether or not stem is masculine? Ironically the only people that would seem to care if stem was masculine or not are faggots, because people obsessed with masculinity more often than not are trying to compensate for their repressed sexuality.

>> No.30021693

GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE GIRL FROM OP-POST PIC!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.30021712

built for bbc

>> No.30021747

>>30019099
I'm a chemist irl. Thanks for this! Also checked.

>> No.30021757

>>30021693
she shits in a bag dude.

>> No.30021846

What is gyno

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>>30019099
>>30019247
>>30020802
I made $500 today from checking my email, writing two emails, running two calculations, then jacking off, checking biz, and fucking around on my guitar for the remaining 7 hours.
Once a year, I have to fill out a multiple choice test (that doesn't change from year to year) that claims I respect women.
What a horrible life, I can't live with myself because a tranny faggot on an anime imageboard told me I wasn't based.

>> No.30021911

>>30019139
sofia mina delle cave

>> No.30022062

>>30018976
I love italian
https://www.twitch.tv/shiftymine/clip/BoldSucculentEggBibleThump-uky2_ZSWJOy7kkgh?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=time

>> No.30022131

>>30021757
proof

>> No.30022211

>>30021911>>30022062

>sofia mina delle cave

Thank you frens

>> No.30022259

>>30021846
gynoplasty
basically he underwent tranny surgery and they fucked up leaving him with something that doesn't even resemble a vagina.

>> No.30022497

>>30020547
kek

>> No.30022617

>>30019505
faggot spotted

>> No.30022737

>>30022259
Nigger gyno is your chest. Means he has man boobs.

>> No.30023066

>>30022131
she has crohns disease.
do your research

>> No.30023113

>>30019437
Interesting reaction.
But what does it mean??

>> No.30023148

>>30023066
Would fucking her new shithole count as anal?

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>>30018976
How many Jiggies to Jiggly her Jigglypuff?

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>>30018976
>Acknowledge your faults
>Research how to fix them
>Fix them
It's literally that easy.

For example
>21
Live longer, faggot
>virgin
Fuck a girl after fixing your weight and gyno, alternatively get a hooker or realize women aren't shit and live like a monk
>overweight with extreme gyno
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky. Do not post a thread or ask questions until you've read the sticky. Lift weights, do pushups, go running, eat healthy, sleep more, drink more water.
>stupid (24 act)
Try harder
>hasnt made any friends in college
Doesn't matter. Work on yourself first, why would anyone want to be friends with you if even you don't like who you are?
>ugly
Your face changes with your weight. When you get to a healthy BMI go the barber and ask for a fade, shave your face clean (your beard probably sucks, don't bother). Wear clothes that actually fit your frame and don't have gay logos on them.
>poor
Work more, spend less, invest smarter. I guarantee you blow way too much money on fast food. Eat more rice, nigger, shit's cheap and will fill you up.
>may not even finish college (microbiology) because stupid and lazy
Try harder.