/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.30014356]

everything green tomorrow
also some retard copied the (embed)

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Lum
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>Hentai of the day:
https://nhentai.net/g/64545/

>>30008996

[Anonymous No.30014433]

::••]]

[Anonymous No.30014440]

stocks

[Anonymous No.30014441]

let's keep the nigger worship to a minimum or we won't be having these threads much longer

[Anonymous No.30014446]

Fuck anime.

[Anonymous No.30014455]

Did you do it?

[Anonymous No.30014527]

Hope you took profits Oilchads

[Anonymous No.30014536]

How am I suppose to make it with only TQQQ and SOXL available for me to buy? The returns are simply slow...

[Anonymous No.30014539]

>Hentai of the day
Looks nice, I was thinking about cooming too

[Anonymous No.30014544]

is the retarded INTCuck from this morning here? god you are so dumb

[Anonymous No.30014562]

>>30014441
I went to /n/ but I dind see nothin.

[Anonymous No.30014571]

SOXL

[Anonymous No.30014574]

>>30014441
>r/niggers

[Anonymous No.30014579]

Coinbase
Roblox
Robinhood

Which IPO will moon?

[Anonymous No.30014592]

>Start watching Urusei Yatsura
>Have a green day
Is this the power of Lum?

[Anonymous No.30014593]

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1366524904951144452
if you don't listen to me, PLTRannies, at least listen to this massive red flag

[Anonymous No.30014601]

My portfolio
>GRST
>CWSFF
>HVBTF

[Anonymous No.30014610]

>>30014364
>when the next covid mutation makes current vaccines useless
NPR was already prepping the goyim for perpetual covid panic today

[Anonymous No.30014636]

>>30014441
Seriously these mods will shut us down

[Anonymous No.30014652]

>>30014536
The lousy boomers at the SEC want to cap our gains so we have to wageslave until we're 40... They say it's for safety reasons but like the warnings on the silica gel packets in beef jerky, it's a lie...

[Anonymous No.30014657]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SOXL SHARES

[Anonymous No.30014666]

>>30014571
Bop it

[Anonymous No.30014687]

>>30014446
God I wish I could. Holodeck will make it happen..

[Anonymous No.30014696]

Im having a strawberry milk shake and counting up my shares

[Anonymous No.30014697]

>>30014571
They make the most wonderful products

[Anonymous No.30014707]

>>30014579
Roblox by far

[Anonymous No.30014714]

>>30014593

[Anonymous No.30014717]

>no one will have jobs
>everyone will hold BTC
>all capital directed to mining BTC
You will contribute nothing, and you will feel whole.
You will own nothing, and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.30014726]

THE HORSE will recover

[Anonymous No.30014729]

>>30014527
nope im 100% fucked

[Anonymous No.30014752]

>>30014536
>>30014652
wait what

[Anonymous No.30014773]

Reposting from the other thread. Someone give me the bear case on this because I want to try it when I have enough to spare,

Guys I figured it out:
You take out a 7 year car loan at 20% down, you then go to robinhood and buy x3 ETF calls for 9 months out priced at the money, this effectively gives 1,800% leverage

Say you start with $5,000
The loan brings you to $25,000, that's x5
The x3 ETF brings you to x15 leverage
The call option brings you to ×150 leverage
Calls dated 9 months out can be purchased on 1.25x leverage, bringing your total to ~x180 total leverage

You will have $31,250 invested in TQQQ calls, pretending delta is at 1.00 that means every 1% QQQ goes up you make $93,750

You only need QQQ to go up 11% to be a millionaire off of only a $5,000 investment

[Anonymous No.30014780]

>>30014579
I wouldn't touch robinhood with a 10 ft pole

[Anonymous No.30014792]

>nice 25.05 PLTR close
what are we predicting for EOW bros? im thinking 30

AI got fucking wrecked on earnings too, i hate how people shit on PLTR being overvalued but then shit like SNOW and AI exist

[Anonymous No.30014857]

>>30014657
Soxl ceo is reported to be fleeing the country with briefcases of shares

[Anonymous No.30014860]

>>30014773
QQQ crashes like it needs to and you get fucked

[Anonymous No.30014871]

Keep racism, gendered violence and antisemitism to a minimum or we won't have these threads anymore.

[Anonymous No.30014883]

>>30014773
absolutely no downside because QQQ can never go down.

[Anonymous No.30014892]

>>30014780
this is why stocks like Twitter moon

[Anonymous No.30014893]

>>30014792
... 15$? best i can do

[Anonymous No.30014897]

>>30014773
where ar eyou getting 1 delta from lmao

[Anonymous No.30014907]

>>30014752
I believe there's regulations capping leveraged ETFs. Otherwise they totally would sell a 6x ETF, but then people would suicide when the underlying drops 13% in one day...

[Anonymous No.30014914]

>>30014579
Going Robolox because it's the only one i don't understand

[Anonymous No.30014973]

>>30014579
Coinbase > RH > Roblox

[Anonymous No.30014982]

what the fuck do you do in Roblox lol is it like minecraft?

[Anonymous No.30014998]

>>30014907

just trade options

[Anonymous No.30015002]

WKHS has built 7 vans, if you buy it you will get crushed again.

[Anonymous No.30015005]

>>30014792
they shit because they’re selling naked calls otm, buying puts, and shorting the stock. ignore anti pltr shills

[Anonymous No.30015011]

>>30014773
>pretending delta is at 1.00
What the hell kind of ATM calls have delta = 1?

[Anonymous No.30015016]

>>30014773
Honestly if you could do something like this and document it in youtube, people would probably follow your story weekly.
It took me 4 years to go from 100K to 1million, but i needed to market-abuse a worldwide pandemic

[Anonymous No.30015026]

>>30014527
whats the take? oils been said to go up or at least thats what ive heard from some oil workers

[Anonymous No.30015034]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

[Anonymous No.30015074]

>>30015002
Sure, but Cathie will have bought her way into being the CEO.

[Anonymous No.30015077]

>>30014773
Holy shit I'm going to try this.

[Anonymous No.30015081]

>>30015034
>t. nigger dick

[Anonymous No.30015103]

>>30014652
I used to have a petrifying fear of the salt that my parents used to keep our driveway melted cause my dad said it'd kill me if I touched it. I think he just didn't want my retarded ass to mess with the salt and hurt myself somehow. Anyways, fuck the SEC, eat the gel it's what Rise would want you to do

[Anonymous No.30015125]

The Chinks should pay me reparation for having to see their ugly faces in my city each day. Thats why I just bought BABABA

[Anonymous No.30015128]

>>30015005
>ignore anti pltr shills
if you want a hugbox echo chamber, perhaps wsb with their "this stock will moon because I want it to!" """DD"""" is more fitting for you

[Anonymous No.30015144]

>>30014773
> delta of 1

[Anonymous No.30015174]

>>30015026
opec meeting mar 4 they're goinnna announce that they will no longer drill for oil but instead drill for batteries. oil's gonna crash

[Anonymous No.30015214]

What would you call this pattern.

[Anonymous No.30015235]

>>30015103
Yeah my dad used to tell me that if I played with used batteries they would explode, blowing off my limbs. Dads can be jerks.
Rise is based.

[Anonymous No.30015239]

Here's what you do
1. Take $1000
2. Split it up in 100 $10s.
3. Invest each of those $10 into penny stocks that look like they can 10x.
4. Set a sell limit for 10x
5. When one stock reaches a 10x profit, take that money and invest it another potential 10x.
6. Repeat step 5 until 1 million dollars
Bam, low risk investment for a high reward. Penny stocks are blowing up in this bull market, take a chance on them. See you at Dorsia my fellow future millionaires.

[Anonymous No.30015263]

>>30015026
I would agree, but it might take a dip short-term. I exited my position in WTI today because earnings are tomorrow, and the OPEC meeting on Friday is making people nervous. Oil prices were shaky today, so I'm happy to take the swing profits and try to find a better entry point over the course of the month.

[Anonymous No.30015264]

>>30015128
look at all the shares vanguard bought today fudder bro, what do you think? https://fintel.io/so/us/pltr

[Anonymous No.30015272]

>>30014982
Think of it like a Unity engine for game development that kids can use to build their own games and market them and roblox gets a cut

[Anonymous No.30015277]

>>30015144
Tqqq gets close at .8 but thats still far off.

[Anonymous No.30015292]

>>30014773
Also, we already decided that since RH is retarded the best was:
1. Load up on margin from RH
2. Sell deep, deep, DEEP ITM calls on AMZN dated for 2023+
3. Collect premium and pull out of account at maximum limits
4. Buy a metric fuckton of untraceable crypto like Monero
5. Disappear off the grid for a few years in a remote country while RH hires assassins to find you

[Anonymous No.30015306]

>>30015264
What does it mean when girls raise their eyebrows like that at me?

[Anonymous No.30015340]

Brainlet here, can anyone explain to a sub-100 IQ how to calculate how much you make off dividends? What's the difference between dividend yield and dividends per share, and is the latter the magic number I'm looking for?

[Anonymous No.30015350]

Democrats cheated the election.

[Anonymous No.30015377]

>>30015306
They're about to call the police.

[Anonymous No.30015384]

>>30015214
Looks like a Bull ass run

[Anonymous No.30015405]

>>30015350
how do we profit off this?

[Anonymous No.30015413]

>>30015292
Extremely deep ITM calls have almost no extrinsic value, only intrinsic value. You get the most extrinsic value selling ATM.

[Anonymous No.30015429]

>>30015264
Am I reading this right, it looks like Vanguard are just buying them because it's a business they need in their indexs? I mean it's valuation is so huge it could be a S&P500 company if it wasn't excluded because of the no voting shares allowed rule.

[Anonymous No.30015458]

>>30015350
Where can i buy? Or are you talking about some that's not a stock in a stock conversation?

[Anonymous No.30015467]

>>30014592
Yes.

[Anonymous No.30015474]

>>30015306

[Anonymous No.30015495]

>Cielo has magic technology that turns plastic into diesel

[Anonymous No.30015524]

>>30015350
long into war stocks then

[Anonymous No.30015551]

honestly thinking of buying more bitcoin miners

[Anonymous No.30015589]

>/smg/ is like 70% low effort shitposts

Even /v/ is not this bad

[Anonymous No.30015591]

>>30015495
you can just shove anything that's petroleum related or slightly combustible in your diesel engine and it will run dummy

[Anonymous No.30015614]

>>30015405
see >>30015524
>>30015551
Do it, you'll either win big or lose hard.

[Anonymous No.30015619]

>>30015589
>Even /v/ is not this bad
this is a lie and you know it

[Anonymous No.30015640]

YOU FARD, YOU SHID

[Anonymous No.30015656]

>>30015551
low interest rates = bitcoin go up

[Anonymous No.30015666]

>>30015589
smg doesnt deserve quality posts newfag. Stick around any stock forum and youll learn to hate them too

[Anonymous No.30015676]

>>30014773
k but why not wait for a good entry point and use debit spreads with a lot of time and convert them into normal calls as the price moves in your favor. to add to this you can leverage more with the spreads than you could with just calls and if you watch it can take profits and convert it into either long calls or just plain stock. with my method you could potentially make much more.

[Anonymous No.30015679]

>>30015306
That they want your money to lift themselves out of single motherhood now that DeShaquan abandoned them and their mulatto kid

[Anonymous No.30015682]

>>30014871
Rape is funny, especially when it is a hate crime.

[Anonymous No.30015688]

>>30015413
Jan 2023 calls
1460 (lowest strike): $1681.21 premium
3150 (ATM strike): $571.15 premium

[Anonymous No.30015701]

JNJ better open high in the morning. All this fucking press's today and all for a measly point.

[Anonymous No.30015706]

I hope you bought the HMJI dip.

[Anonymous No.30015724]

cramer is the autistic /smg/ PLTR fudder..

[Anonymous No.30015735]

>>30014773
Literally just telling you to buy TQQQ calls lmao

Probably faster with TSLA calls

[Anonymous No.30015780]

Where are my SOXL shares!!!

[Anonymous No.30015798]

>>30015706
Quentin comics are so much funnier when you know 2013-2015 he was just playing wow and ffxiv with erpers.

[Anonymous No.30015833]

>>30015724
wow just went on this twitter
i never watch this clown, does he usually tweet like a little bitch

[Anonymous No.30015883]

>>30015798
quentin was literally too based for this world

[Anonymous No.30015902]

>>30015724
ID: How

[Anonymous No.30015927]

>>30015724
>shills TSLA
>memes on PLTR
He must be getting weekly blow shipments from Elon

[Anonymous No.30015956]

Should I hold TQQQ long term like SOXL? Return is like 900% since 2016 it looks like

[Anonymous No.30015958]

Remember to benchmark against a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% short-dated, OTM calls on RIOT.

[Anonymous No.30016014]

Where are my SHARES

[Anonymous No.30016034]

If I'm on a margin account I don't have to worry about good faith violations, right?

[Anonymous No.30016040]

>>30014871
Drop the tranny shit too then you perverted fucking kike freak.

[Anonymous No.30016090]

>>30015956
Thats a man

[Anonymous No.30016095]

>>30015688
$1733.50 premium + $1460.00 strike = $3193.50
Share price is $3146.14.
$47.36 of extrinsic value.
Delta is 0.9523.
If you buy calls that deep you may as well buy 100 shares.
The one benefit is having cheaper collateral to sell covered calls against (a poor man's covered call aka diagonal spread).

[Anonymous No.30016101]

>>30014536
You can have a lot of fun with calls.

>>30014998
This.

[Anonymous No.30016124]

>>30015350
Go back to pol qtard faggot scum

[Anonymous No.30016127]

WTF HAPPENED TO
.
.
.
.
MNKD
N
K
D

DAM SHILLS

[Anonymous No.30016146]

>>30014871

[Anonymous No.30016151]

anyone know anything about $VERI ?

[Anonymous No.30016185]

it was green today...too green.

[Anonymous No.30016186]

Sigh the days of "easy" money is fast fading away. You could've dropped a load in march 2020 on about damn near anything and be sitting on a pile of green today. No more random tweets giving you cheapies on a platter. Fucking sucks don't it.. Back to doing shit the hard way; with a hope and dream that the company you toss your lot in with actually ends up making a fat wad of profit over the years.

[Anonymous No.30016187]

>>30015706
This is so true about losing friends to weed though. I’ve had it happen

[Anonymous No.30016227]

>>30015958
how fucking rich are you my man. are you the 12 million anon?

[Anonymous No.30016231]

>>30015235
My dad is a hardass but pretty cool, got me into stocks. Another Rise for you, hope all you see is green fren

[Anonymous No.30016240]

>>30016095
The point of the long dated calls isn't to collect intrinsic value. It is to buy time to pull the money collected from all that premium (even RH has max withdrawal limits per day) to make disappear into crypto.
This is a hypothetical pure fraud "make it" strategy since Robinhood routinely fucks up their margin and collateral checks. This is not about a viable options strategy.

[Anonymous No.30016263]

>>30016090
Cringe

[Anonymous No.30016273]

>>30016185
Hey, futures and Asia markets look pretty dicey.

>>30016227
Oh no, I'm lower middle class - low 7 figures.

[Anonymous No.30016275]

>>30015340
Yield is like say 2%, which is the yearly dividend divided by the current stock price. The dividend is just a fixed amount like say $1. That one dollar is usually payable every quarter (4 payments of 25 cents). So a $1 dividend at a 2% yield means the current stock price is $50.

[Anonymous No.30016310]

Can I get a WOO YEAH for SOXL fucking ripping ass? Fuck you to all the haters

[Anonymous No.30016307]

>>30015350
Wait the plan.
Trust 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.30016346]

Wait are there fees for simply holding SOXL? How are these charged?

[Anonymous No.30016353]

It's over. We're going to see a -50% downturn for NASDAQ over the course of this year.

[Anonymous No.30016375]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.30016378]

What should I buy this week? I have $900.

[Anonymous No.30016386]

>>30016185
Well, yeah, it was a bull trap. It's the trap that snaps you on your lap.

[Anonymous No.30016390]

>>30015958

[Anonymous No.30016394]

Futures

[Anonymous No.30016407]

EHang bro here. My shill from the weekend Aemetis was up 51.8% today....... Where is the anon who said for me to kill myself for shilling AMTX and it was a scam?

[Anonymous No.30016409]

>>30016353
No shit you only just figured this out?

[Anonymous No.30016414]

>>30015340
>>30016275
if you want yield unironically go cash wait until bear market buy crypto. buy 5000 AVA for 12% APY, but FTM for 12% apy hell even USDC locked in a yfi vault will give you 20% apy

idk why crypto FIRE is not more mainstream is so much easier, my 5k ftm investment now gives my enough daily dividend to live off.

[Anonymous No.30016424]

>>30016346
Daily decay to service the margin

[Anonymous No.30016425]

>>30016375
Hopefully my ETSY puts going green.

[Anonymous No.30016427]

>>30016346
>>30016353
now THIS is the top

[Anonymous No.30016428]

>>30016240
The original post sounded something like selling deep ITM LEAPS to collect maximum premium and then somehow pulling out to leave them naked calls (which to my knowledge it won't let you do, but the subject is RH being retarded).

[Anonymous No.30016457]

>>30016394
-.06% ahhhhhhh i'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.30016459]

>>30016034
as in, you own stock in a company you work for? keep it out of a margin account. open a new one if you have to.

[Anonymous No.30016464]

>>30016273
nice. howd you do it? been investing a while or did you grow it recently?

[Anonymous No.30016465]

>>30016378
A gun and some bullets then test them on yourself so we don’t have to listen to your pathetic broke-ass shitbrained questions

[Anonymous No.30016470]

>>30016407
I'm not him but kill yourself my man.

[Anonymous No.30016488]

I'm going to buy a TSM LEAP tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30016529]

>>30015956
I'm waiting for The Big Correction before buying leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.30016548]

>>30015780
>Where are my SOXL shares!!!
I think we got memed, anon. No SOXL shares are coming

[Anonymous No.30016549]

Anyone else think PHUN looks good still?

[Anonymous No.30016552]

Was today a bull trap?

[Anonymous No.30016573]

>>30015676
Can you explain further

[Anonymous No.30016575]

>>30016552
Jesus christ bobo cope is fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.30016577]

>>30016470
Anon, I had such a good day today, I'm living the dream.... ;)

[Anonymous No.30016590]

Basic question, you don't actually know with certainty what a companies dividend will be until the release date right? Because before that isn't only a rough guess based on company guidance?

I ask because some people were saying GOLD's dividend might ~1$ in Q3 Q4, but obviously that's not certain yet.

[Anonymous No.30016608]

Are you guys buying SOXL leaps tomorrow? i know i am

[Anonymous No.30016616]

>>30016310
WOO YEAH
>>30016346
They use the dividends you would have gotten to pay the fees so you don't really see them

[Anonymous No.30016645]

>>30016552
last week was a bull trap too? was everything since march just one giant bull trap???

[Anonymous No.30016647]

>>30016552
>>30016575
Quad witching is this month.

[Anonymous No.30016659]

Jobs report on Fri.. Opec on Thurs

[Anonymous No.30016666]

>>30016390
Time has a different length in the crypto world, Mr. Willink. And that's part of the fun!

>>30016464
Boomer investing for a few years, some crypto buys in 2017 (still held), puts during the Corona Crash, leveraged ETFs & GBTC during this bull run. The RIOT calls grew exponentially from a cheeky side bet.

[Anonymous No.30016670]

>>30016549
I’ve been loading up since it went sub 2.30
>PHUN

[Anonymous No.30016683]

Sold all my Crypto Miners and bought naked calls on corn futures.
And by naked calls on corn futures, I mean I pulled my pants down and stuck a corn cob up my butt in case of future food shortages.

[Anonymous No.30016696]

>>30015103
Omar Dogan?

[Anonymous No.30016719]

How do I shill better? Nobody is talking about the aeva merger and now I'm getting cold feet

[Anonymous No.30016723]

>>30014536
>How am I suppose to make it with only TQQQ
Open a futures account. You can buy the Nasdaq-100 at 20x leverage which is basically a 20x TQQQ. It's what I do in pic related but I'm only brave enough to hold 5x leverage at a time

[Anonymous No.30016737]

For anyone curious, the 15:1 SOXL shares begin trading at that value tomorrow at open.

Anyone buying HIBL? I wish I had gotten it last fall but I guess it's kinda cheap after the split too

>>30016616
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.30016752]

>>30016719
merge deez nuts

[Anonymous No.30016769]

Wait for two green weeks
Sell SOXL covered calls
Wait for two green weeks
Sell SOXL covered calls
Wait for two green weeks
Sell SOXL covered calls
Wait for two green weeks
Sell SOXL covered calls
Wait for two green weeks
Sell SOXL covered calls
Wait for two green weeks
Sell SOXL covered calls

[Anonymous No.30016779]

>>30016590
The $ value of divvies is announced ahead of time and they have to announce in advance if they change it.

[Anonymous No.30016784]

>>30016608
The girl cleaning the floor with her tiny tits hanging out really makes this pic. No clue who the guy is.

[Anonymous No.30016785]

>>30016719
You need to add pictures I found....

[Anonymous No.30016823]

>>30016683
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.30016847]

I WILL SEE YOU BULL CLOWNS IN HELL CRASH SOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJHAHAHAHAHAHSH

[Anonymous No.30016853]

>>30016670

[Anonymous No.30016861]

>>30014441
But using nigger vernacular such as "based" is encouraged!

[Anonymous No.30016878]

NOK
NOK NOK

[Anonymous No.30016880]

I didnt qualify for stimulus

[Anonymous No.30016883]

>>30016847
Seethe more bobitch

[Anonymous No.30016909]

>>30016737
>Anyone buying HIBL?
I trade HIBL but only as a swing. I don't think it will move upward in the long term like SOXL or TQQQ. The underlying is too volatile. We'll see how it goes though. It's only been around a year or so

[Anonymous No.30016914]

>>30014441
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.30016922]

>>30016847
is this the guy who went all-in UVXY with $300?

[Anonymous No.30016932]

>>30016883
ITS NOT POSSIBLE IM MAX FUCKING SEETHING MEET ME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW I WANNA FIGHT EVERYONE ITT

[Anonymous No.30016964]

>>30016683
thats how whiskey was invented.

[Anonymous No.30016978]

>be you
>rich man approaches you
>offers you $500k with two stipulations
>you must increase the value to at least $750k within a year
>you can only stick it in up to 3 investments (3 stocks/3 option strikes/3 combo of each) with no pulling out until its total value hits $750k minimum
>if you win you keep the whole amount
>if you fail you are permanently barred from the stock market for the rest of your life

Do you take the offer or pass? What stocks/options do you take?

[Anonymous No.30016986]

Another one for oil bros, do you really think opec is going to let half of their oil supply price drop? Kek no

[Anonymous No.30016995]

>>30016696
Yup. Pain in the ass to get HQ cause Insta doesn't let you save off the website.
Something something please buy DNN and SPCE my bags fucking hurt I'm raterd

[Anonymous No.30017002]

>>30016922
FUCK YOU BITCH UVXY FINNA BE 1000

[Anonymous No.30017029]

>>30016932
Time and place I’ll put you in the dirt loser

[Anonymous No.30017051]

>>30016978
yes, GME unironically

[Anonymous No.30017053]

>>30016995
>SPCE
the absolute madman

[Anonymous No.30017062]

>>30016666

[Anonymous No.30017067]

>>30017029
HOW BOUT 5 MIN AFTER IM DONE FUCKING YOUR DAD FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.30017069]

>>30016853
PHUN good not miner Bitcoin play

[Anonymous No.30017070]

>>30016978
Naked spy calls 400$ for april

[Anonymous No.30017079]

>>30017002
>this is your brain on bobo

[Anonymous No.30017100]

[Anonymous No.30017119]

>>30016978
I'd be tempted to take it, just stick it in an airline and then maybe tech.

[Anonymous No.30017120]

>>30017067
Have fun with my moms dementia ridden sloppy seconds fag

[Anonymous No.30017129]

>>30016785
Buddy at work bought 5000 shares at 15$ thinking it'll go to 40 in the merger

[Anonymous No.30017132]

>>30016978
200k into ANVS, rest wait and see if ANVS makes it to 750k or not. (It will though).

[Anonymous No.30017133]

>>30016978
TSM calls. Thanks for my 750k richfag

[Anonymous No.30017144]

>>30017100
>-0.05%
THE BULL RUN IS OVER
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30017145]

>>30016978
I would just buy soxl.

[Anonymous No.30017149]

>>30016719
Shill me on it

[Anonymous No.30017160]

>>30017100

[Anonymous No.30017192]

>>30017062
You should've seen the ID I rolled the other day.

[Anonymous No.30017217]

>>30017100

[Anonymous No.30017218]

>>30017067
>>30017120
Girls! you're both pretty

[Anonymous No.30017233]

>>30017100
>HE DIDNT MAX LEVERAGE SHORT THE CLOSE

SAD FREE MONEIES
SAD LITERALLY FREE LONEY

[Anonymous No.30017238]

Uhhhhh Q-tard bros, why does TWTR keep going up? I thought it was supposed to crash after they banned the god emperor. Is this part of the plan? Help, my puts are going to expire worthless soon!

[Anonymous No.30017254]

>>30016978
easy, I buy GOLD

[Anonymous No.30017270]

I am waiting for a 90+ on the greed index before I call the top.

[Anonymous No.30017271]

>>30015724
yes, I am

[Anonymous No.30017279]

>>30017100
nope

[Anonymous No.30017288]

>>30017238
I swear I have never seen Qoomers do anything but lose money on every bet they make

[Anonymous No.30017294]

Barfbros i get to post this picture unironically now BTC 50k$ EOD

[Anonymous No.30017305]

>>30017238
didn't you get the memo when TWTR was having a nice green day during the massive red day last week?
wasn't that a massive red flag for you, to close the position at a loss?
>whole market down almost 3%
>TWTR up 5%

[Anonymous No.30017306]

>>30016978
ALL IN SOXL

[Anonymous No.30017307]

>>30017279

[Anonymous No.30017318]

>>30017238
Qtards and trumpists are the most pathetic shitbrained failures on the face of the earth

[Anonymous No.30017347]

>>30015239
>1. Take $1000
>2. Split it up in 100 $10s.
>3. Invest each of those $10 into penny stocks that look like they can 10x.
>4. Set a sell limit for 10x
I've considered this before but imagined it with $10k or $100k idk which it was anymore. If I was rich I'd probably do this.

[Anonymous No.30017379]

>>30017271
>tfw I have been arguing with Cramer for weeks

[Anonymous No.30017410]

>>30017305
But /pol/ told me Twitter would dump. What’s going on?!

[Anonymous No.30017425]

>>30016978
>All in far OTM SOXL calls
>Make multiple millions
It's literally that easy

[Anonymous No.30017475]

>>30017279
Look at this criminal.

[Anonymous No.30017482]

>>30016240
>since Robinhood routinely fucks up their margin and collateral checks
>collateral checks
Yeah they screwed up on me and sold back the option on their own whim. I literally had the collateral but instead they boughtback my contract at a loss. Idk if I sold the shares off at a profit later on.

Have already made an account with another brokerage.

[Anonymous No.30017561]

>>30017318
up 120% on my portfolio so far, my gold and silver is up 85%. Try not to be an insufferable faggot

[Anonymous No.30017596]

>>30017561
Post portfolio then

[Anonymous No.30017606]

>>30015214
nigger nuts

[Anonymous No.30017680]

Bitfarms will never be under 6$CAD again screencap this.

[Anonymous No.30017683]

>>30017596
It wouldn't show it since i transferred my acocunt from rabbihood to fidelity. Just know I got in at 5.05 on gevo for 5k shares and sold it at 12

[Anonymous No.30017719]

Uh, I don't mean to alarm anyone but...

[Anonymous No.30017747]

>>30016978
All in GEVO
simple as

[Anonymous No.30017764]

QCOM bros, are we on the other side?

[Anonymous No.30017794]

autism speaks

[Anonymous No.30017817]

>>30017719
what abou tlean hogs

[Anonymous No.30017842]

>>30017719
People won't get that if they're not up at least 20% in the last 12 months, they lost money.
few understand

[Anonymous No.30017869]

If there are any Christian brothers here I’m in a bad place in my life and in dire straights if anyone can help me you will be saving my life, hopefully someone sees this will know my struggle is very real, thank you brothers and sisters and God bless you all.

0x984382c2c22eDc389c0e5895A58d5e01d551D8D2

bc1qpqxzcq5ar9u4p6zkh3vzten2stl2uvn08sue6w
And I’m sorry I just don’t know where to turn anymore and you do seem like good people.

[Anonymous No.30017891]

>>30017794
Talk about spilling your spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.30017893]

>>30017719
bro please show me OJ futures I'm shaking with anxiety

[Anonymous No.30017901]

Imagine bag holding dudeweed stocks lol

[Anonymous No.30017903]

>>30017719
Commodities being down is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.30017910]

>>30014892
Speaking of....those TWTR puts sure do look juicy

[Anonymous No.30017914]

>>30014687
MVIS EMAN and VUZI will make it happen.

[Anonymous No.30017930]

>>30017817
Green for the day, but the after hours trade is very hush hush. I could be reported to the SEC for this but...the black market numbers are even worse.

[Anonymous No.30017959]

i cant believe i woke up early one day and watched this retarded mutt quote lord of the rings in a skiing out fit

[Anonymous No.30017961]

>>30017051
Really taking a huge risk there anon. You know failure means being permanently barred from the market.

>>30017070
You're really going for broke in a months times lol.

>>30017119
Long term gamble with logic behind it doesn't sound bad.

>>30017132
Never heard of them so no idea.

>>30017133
Haven't they crabbed for months now?

>>30017145
>>30017306
>>30017425
Can't really blame that strat. Tfw I almost considered holding 200 shares of SOXL back in July.....was terrified as it'd be a large amount of my life savings and didn't stick with it. I'd have about 3x by now.

>>30017254
Idk anon I'd be more scared of that then SOXL or airliners.

[Anonymous No.30017972]

>>30017129
I haven't played any SPACS since I got burned on XL but I had some massive gains swinging QS and LAZR. I'll check out your stock and tell you my advise.

[Anonymous No.30017997]

Does anyone here have some good /lit/ for investing/trading? Particularly interested in both value trading, and derivatives.

[Anonymous No.30018008]

>>30017869
>muh god

[Anonymous No.30018029]

>>30017893
Same as lean hogs. You know the green number for the day. The price They manipulated.

After hours? Blood red.

[Anonymous No.30018034]

>>30017719
Corn will continue to go up. Biden will continue the soul crushing regulations. We got to pump up those food prices so normies can feel good about eating bugs and cheap gmo products.

[Anonymous No.30018092]

>>30017997
Here you go bud

[Anonymous No.30018134]

>>30017997
just learn as you go, search up investopedia for terms you dont understand
go on yahoo financials, look at financials/statistics. Read up on each term you don't know yet and are curious on. Investopedia will tell you the implications of each

[Anonymous No.30018168]

you bought the dip, right? you didnt try to time the bottom, or worse, short the dip, RIGHT ANON?

[Anonymous No.30018184]

>>30017794
https://youtu.be/tIHz3UOgf_g?t=105
>YOU'RE NOT GETTING TO ME!!
>the posts

[Anonymous No.30018187]

>>30017901
On top of the Aurora dilemma, we also have the fact Biden is a lying faggot who never met a campaign promise he wouldnt go back on and is more than likely never going to take weed off the federal list. Yah American weed baggies are about to learn the same way Canuck weed baggies did, the hard way.

[Anonymous No.30018188]

>>30016659
Does jpow speak? I need to know when to sell.

[Anonymous No.30018191]

>>30017997
A collection of the best questions and answers from Buffett and Munger. Some real good non-boomer advice here http://buffettfaq.com/

[Anonymous No.30018200]

>>30017997
https://www.theocc.com/getmedia/a151a9ae-d784-4a15-bdeb-23a029f50b70/riskstoc.pdf;

Get reading.

[Anonymous No.30018216]

>>30018168
$588 cost average, 56 shares

[Anonymous No.30018235]

>>30017997
Here's a book by a Portuguese Jew stock trader from the 17th century.

https://archive.org/stream/confusion-of-confusions-1688/Confusion%20of%20Confusions%201688_djvu.txt

[Anonymous No.30018236]

>>30015002
kek. based fellow horse chad, fudding his own position as a testament to his confidence in it.

[Anonymous No.30018247]

>>30018168
You did good id: Lain. You're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.30018248]

>>30018168
2/17: 5 shares at $650
2/23: 4 shares at $563

its just that easy

[Anonymous No.30018251]

Is biden really not going to bend over backwards to suck off china? I need to this tech ban lifted.

[Anonymous No.30018255]

>>30018188
The senate speaks next

[Anonymous No.30018260]

>>30017997
You don't need a bachelors in economics to do this, just start fucking around and buying stuff, you'll learn eventually if you do everything for a reason

[Anonymous No.30018278]

AITX bros give it to me straight, is this shit ever gonna hit a dollar?

[MVISvirgin No.30018288]

MVIS nigger here
those posts i posted no longer show
that man truly was the CEOs son
what does it mean frens

[Anonymous No.30018298]

But what if I want to invest in non-lean hogs?

[Anonymous No.30018314]

>>30018248
>didn't even double down
Holy fucking retard

[Anonymous No.30018362]

>>30015306
It means she thinks you’re a teenager with attitude

[MVISvirgin No.30018376]

>>30018288
proof

[Anonymous No.30018386]

>>30017997
>>30018260
For real, just Google a university's curriculum and check the text books and syllabus. Or be a nigger

[Anonymous No.30018405]

>>30018314
I also bought $5k worth of TQQQ during that time too

relax bro I''m buying the dips as we should

[Anonymous No.30018406]

>Ben Felix dabs on ARKfags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6HrepdLSu4

[Anonymous No.30018419]

>>30018168
12 shares at 582...wish I timed the bottom better

[Anonymous No.30018435]

>>30018235
That is a great book anon. You are well read.

[Anonymous No.30018439]

>>30014687
bound to happen just dont know if you'll be alive for it

[Anonymous No.30018460]

>>30018362
anon, he's talking about gifs not real women

[Anonymous No.30018466]

>SOS up 40%
What?
Wasn't this supposed to be a chink scam?

[Anonymous No.30018476]

>>30017997

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.30018477]

How is Oil looking tomorrow lads? Should i sell when the markets open? Im nervous.

[Anonymous No.30018480]

>>30018092
I have a feeling this won't make me a better investor.

>>30018134
That's sort of what I've been doing. I've learned basic stock terminologies like PE, and for derivatives I've learned the greeks and some other basic things like common option strategies. But as I've made more money I'm more interested in deeper concepts like risk management, hedging, and other things.

>>30018200
>>30018191
>>30018235
Thanks, I'll check it out.

[Anonymous No.30018488]

>>30017997
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.30018525]

>>30014571
WHERE ARE MY SHARES

[Anonymous No.30018547]

>>30015927
Also fudded NIO right before its rocket melted peoples' faces off. Ehh Kramers ok so long as you treat his show like the boomer tier advice it is.

[Anonymous No.30018558]

starting to realize im retarded for not using leverage

[Anonymous No.30018560]

>>30017683
Yeah sure retard

[Anonymous No.30018564]

>>30017997
here you go
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
http://www.traders-library.com/Trading%20Books/

[Anonymous No.30018566]

>>30017959
cathie saying "he speaks our language" was the first sign she's losing it

[Anonymous No.30018570]

>>30014666
Checked

[Anonymous No.30018574]

>>30014773
Put it into options profit calculator and check what you would get by simply doing QQQ calls. I may be mistaken but I think options premiums already account for the 3x leverage in TQQQ

[Anonymous No.30018604]

>>30018298
It's a real grey area: https://www.nationalhogfarmer.com/mag/farming_understanding_lean_growthan

[Anonymous No.30018609]

>>30018525
Halfway to Thailand about now, in the CEO's briefcase

[Anonymous No.30018624]

>>30018480

The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by Jack Bogle

>hides

It is a good book I swear. Helps you understand that over the long term actively trading is a loser's game.

[Anonymous No.30018654]

Where's the NAT shill, insider training to the tune of 100k shares, what was the price target?

[Anonymous No.30018697]

Guys CLF is kill

[Anonymous No.30018703]

>>30016590
Just go to one of the divvy history sites, their info is usually pretty close if not spot on.

[Anonymous No.30018707]

>>30018558
Well it can absolutely destroy you in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.30018709]

>>30018288
I rode MVIS from $2 to $6 (sold half to take profits) and $19. I don't deny that it can definitely go up higher, but so much of the value of it is held up in pure speculation that I wouldn't feel comfy buying it above $10 anymore.

[Anonymous No.30018712]

I swear to god this market....

[Anonymous No.30018762]

>>30018558
#bubblethoughts

[Anonymous No.30018765]

>>30018745
>>30018745
>>30018745
Fresh

[Anonymous No.30018774]

>>30018697
this is amazing, I'll start the bidding at one million keks!

[Anonymous No.30018792]

>>30018525
You didn't get physical delivery?

[Anonymous No.30018861]

>>30015034
I loaded up on WCVC and PAOG before the market closed for the day. WCVC's financials will be out soon so here's to good news on that front. With all their eateries operating at full capacity, they should be doing a lot better than they were a year or two ago.

[Anonymous No.30018933]

>>30016986
>war-torn Libya

How easily they pave over the fact a prosperous country and the jewel of Africa was bombed back to third world status by a literal faggot president they then gave the Nobel Peace prize to.

Fuck Obama. I cant stress that enough.

[Anonymous No.30019095]

21k in aapl calls. 130c dates ranging from 6 mos to 2 years expiration

[Anonymous No.30019113]

>>30000000

Who's the lucky one?

[Anonymous No.30019166]

>>30018624
Not fun though

[Anonymous No.30019281]

>>30019113
whoever bought the most AMD

[MVISvirgin No.30019381]

>>30018709
wise
im a retarded numba gonna go up tho

[Anonymous No.30019429]

Guys, I think I made a mistake. Will Robinhood split adjust my limit buy? Otherwise i'm buying SOXL at $610 at open

[Anonymous No.30019433]

futures?

[Anonymous No.30019507]

[Anonymous No.30019543]

>>30018477
Don't fall for the fud lol, happened last opec meeting and those who sold were left chasing

[Anonymous No.30019681]

>>30018609
NOOOOOOOOOOO HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.30019714]

Does anyone have the fuel production numbers for Cielo

[Anonymous No.30019754]

>>30019543
I think the Biden administration would be happy with higher oil prices, just not too high. Saudi will do its part.

[Anonymous No.30019840]

>>30019507

[Anonymous No.30020094]

>futures are red
i'm completely fucked

[Anonymous No.30020222]

>>30016573
>explain
these debit spreads take less time to make money than a normal call would as you can afford more in the money spreads as opposed to buying out of the money calls. assuming the price is in your favor you take less risk with debit spreads while also having a quicker return with more potential profit and capped losses to boot.

[Anonymous No.30020250]

>>30019754
I agree, under dems oil has always been high. The fud is always the same too, they're legitimately talking about China demand falling again

[Anonymous No.30020392]

>>30018466
I bought just for the rebound. Selling tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30020779]

>>30020222
so while buying just calls is all well in good as you can make more with buying weeklys - if your right- or leaps, buying the spreads allows you to buy something that is more probable while also being cheaper but with capped gains but realistically spy isnt hitting 2000 within the next couple of months so you are betting on upward price movement within a certain tolerance.