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30002833 No.30002833 [Reply] [Original]

You need 5 mil to make pic related a reality

>> No.30002879

>>30002833
Butterface

>> No.30002913

>>30002833
checked
Also, to make having a skeleton with narrow hips
and inexistant tits as a girlfriend?

>> No.30003040

>>30002913

Narrow hips=tight pussy

>> No.30003175

>>30002833
Please learn how to download photos from instagram so they don't have these fucking arrows on them

>> No.30003239
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30003239

>>30002833
FEETA

>> No.30003280

To be slightly overweight and hold hands with a 6.5?

You must be really fucking ugly.

>> No.30003388

>>30003040

My gf is 4'11 90 something pounds. My 7.5" dick basically murders her.

>> No.30003405
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30003405

Why all the girls in our Era have to be fat hamplanets??

>> No.30003460

>>30002833
its a reality

>> No.30003481

>>30003405
because all the men are incels

>> No.30003528

>>30003040
She will not be able to birth my 10+ white chad children with hips like that. Pass

>> No.30003559

>>30003040
=extreme complications to mom and baby during childbirth

>> No.30003614

>>30003481
hoe mad

>> No.30003624

>>30002833
Meeting some drunk girl at a bar that's into you will net you the same result as OP's pic. No networth required.

>> No.30003783

>>30003528
>>30003559
Muh chilluns

>> No.30003871

>>30003614
I seriously mean it. There's so few good men out there, why try?
Do you seriously think you're worth anything?

>> No.30003876
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30003876

>5 mil for an ugly jew gf
How much do I need for webm related?
100 mill?

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30003884

>>30003783
>Sure my entire genetic line stretching back to prehistory will die out, but just think of the extra spending money i will have!!! New XBOX 4 system with Call Of Duty 26 here I come!!!!

>> No.30003928
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30003928

>>30003528
No problem at all

>> No.30003944

>>30003876
topkek

>> No.30003981

>>30003876

Zoomies are going to be unbelievably fucked in the head lol

>> No.30003994

>>30003876
A lot if you are Pajeet

>> No.30004007

>>30003876
ongoing rate is 1 million a year, so depends on the rate of aging.

>> No.30004056

>>30003624
Thanks for your input, Chad

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30004112

>>30003239
lick it

>> No.30004124

>>30003388
5’0 GF
95 lbs
6.5”
It was actually a bit of a problem at the beginning of our relationship, good thing she loves me even though I’m retarded.
It feels good brother.

>> No.30004141
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30004141

>>30003884
Go back.

>> No.30004176

>>30004141
You are the redditor in this joke

>> No.30004188

>>30004141
Literally /r/childfree is calling you faggot. /biz/ is a trad pro-family board.

>> No.30004193

>>30003481
Weak men beget fat women.
This anon is not wrong, women have absolutely 0 bodily autonomy in the presence of complex decision making.

>> No.30004242

>>30004141
reddit is the anti-natalist hub you faggot

>> No.30004243
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30004243

Soi but with money is Chad light?

>> No.30004249

>>30003876
She failed the no makeup test
you will need about 300k

https://www.tiktok.com/@peepeepoopoogangnamstyle/video/6933279114862382342?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

>> No.30004304

>>30004249
>https://www.tiktok.com/@peepeepoopoogangnamstyle/video/6933279114862382342?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
That's a man

>> No.30004314

>>30002833
wow.

this is literaly me in 2018 when i was virtually a multimillionaire for a year after the crypto peak. was spending $500 / day on vacation with a girl like that for months.

the conclusion:

it was fun. being around someone that you truly want to breed everyday is the ultimate satisfaction for a man.

she eventually pushed me to have kids after two years together. sadly, i couldn't fathom having a family with her. my intuition told me not to.

now i m still wealthy again, and alone.

>> No.30004482

>>30004176
>>30004188
>>30004242
Wrong. You all are nu-/pol/, and thus, are redditors. Get the fuck off my board, niggers.

>> No.30004526

>>30004314
Are you a coomer now? Have you made it again this round?

>> No.30004538

>>30002833
women who take these sorts of pictures are unbearably vain

>> No.30004578
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30004578

>>30003388
checked 7.5" bizbro

>> No.30004619

>>30002833
I do NOT want to dress like that guy.
You can keep your 5 mil.

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30004625

>>30004538

>> No.30004746

>>30002833
You actually only need a long term job for that mediocre scenario

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30004811

>>30002833
>you need x for a woman
Not going to make it mate.

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30004908

when this?

>> No.30005178

>>30002833
i fucked hotter girls than that when i was delivering pizzas

>> No.30005201

>>30004482
Nigger I've been on /pol/ since 2014 and /biz/ since 2017. Now fuck off back to your atheist childfree subreddits.

>> No.30005218

>>30004526

yes. basically, i m a wealthy coomer.

not because of the lack of opportunities, but because as you get older, less and less truly sexy chicks come at you. it s the reality. they come for your wealth. you don t want to experience that for long. it s awesome for a short time, but hollow and disgusting after a few weeks.

but we re in /biz : one thing that i learned is to hedge my crypto with stocks and loans in the post boomer world. having other kinds of assets is useful to survive in case of long crypto winter.

>> No.30005220

>>30003884
my genetic line needs to be killed

>> No.30005306
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30005306

>>30005201
Sure thing kike

>> No.30005507

>>30005306
hahahahaha this pic is true

i used to be a normie and women are only good for sex. i do not want to marry or have children ive had sex and i just want that part

>> No.30005511

>>30002833
Why will he cost me $5 million?

>> No.30005519
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30005519

>>30003876

>> No.30005522

>>30003884
>Sure my entire genetic line stretching back to prehistory will die out
youre entire genetic line, along with everyone/everything who is currently living or who has ever lived will die out anyway
whats your point?

>> No.30005603

>>30005522
>who has ever lived
meant to type *who will ever live
legacy fags need to be lobotomized

>> No.30005688

>>30003884
Who fucking cares? Why would you want your spawn to live in this neoliberal hell planet?

>> No.30005713

>>30004314
>wanted to breed
>she asked to breed
>cucked out
You fucked that up son.

>> No.30005745

>>30005201
>bragging about being a newfag
holy shit this website really is fucked and full of retarded zoomer faggots now, isn't it?

>> No.30005763

>>30002833
5 mil of what and for what?
to have a thin but ugly late 20yo pull me through ...erm... silver and gold Christmas fashioned summer streets?

>>30003175
downloading pics from insta is getting harder and harder

>> No.30005814

>>30002913
Ywnbaw

>> No.30005815

>>30004249
She looks like a russian serial killer
Fucking hot though

>> No.30006066

>>30005713
Westerners are self sterilizing and think they won

>> No.30006162

>>30005763
>o have a thin but ugly late 20yo pull me through ...erm... silver and gold Christmas fashioned summer streets?
to l-l-ive life instead of cooming to vidya?

>> No.30006189

imagine having some dumb bitch wife who makes you pose for instagram pictures like a child

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>>30004249

>> No.30006391
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30006391

? I can get pic related for way less.
My end game is an industrial loft downtown where I drink liquor and fuck escorts while living off dividends.

>> No.30006508

>>30005522
>>30005603
its completely pointless. if you get money just enjoy fucking women. its selfish as fuck most genes shouldnt be passed. only people with full hairlines, non slutty women, athletic, and good looking people who have a lot of money should breed

the sooner we get rid of the lesser genes the better. all those fucking reddit faggots balding and playing video games as grown 35 year old men and working like a dog while some boss yells at them all day should not fucking breed. 4channers shouldnt breed.

>> No.30006555

guys I'm ready today.

Currently -5%, purchased top three during yesterday's lowest dips..

>low volatility
>stubid investment and trading for whole day
>tax

only one thing saves my purse - lp staking and yield farming on YVS Finance. Look at it if you don’t want to risk

>> No.30006657

>everyone claims to be 8”+

LoL. Never change

>> No.30006690

>>30002833
BS I've dated hotter when I was broke af in college. Attraction is not a choice, you need to learn how to create attraction and desire in a woman or you'll delude yourself thinking money will buy you quality women long-term.

>> No.30006815

>>30003040
You must have a tiny dick.

>> No.30006839

>>30003884
>Sure my entire genetic line stretching back to prehistory will die out,
entire genetic lines die out literally every day

>> No.30006840

>>30006391
Why escorts and a not a healthy family?

>> No.30006923

>>30006839
but not mine, yours are welcome to perish tho (especially if you are non white)

>> No.30007211

is this not the thread where we post the most monstrous pics from russian social networks?

>> No.30007319

>>30002879
what are you talking about? his body is equally as bad as his face. that sweater isn't fooling me.

>> No.30007378

>>30002833
i've seen people transition as passable without spending millions

>> No.30007641

>>30003928
>he thinks those kids aren’t adopted

>> No.30007716

>>30004141
>redditor using reddit meme
Oh my the circle is complete

>> No.30007783

>>30007641
probably, he looks like a faggot or possibly even European

>> No.30007936

>>30003040
Used pussy is used pussy, anon. If she's been getting railed by a 9 inch dick then it doesn't matter how skinny her hips are. Honestly some of the biggest size queens I've known are skeleton looking women.

>> No.30007946

>>30002833
Imagine wasting your money on w*men

>> No.30008001

>>30002833
Nah I bought an escort and got some kid to iphone us doing the same thing in thailand for significantly less.

>> No.30008130

>no tits
>shitty looking dress that shines for maximum attention seeking
>5mil
Maybe 500 bucks

>> No.30008437

>>30006391
ygmi