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calling my female broker about the SOXL split>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>I love Lumhttps://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/>>29990709
I have 700 left. What should I buy that I can sell at open tomorrow?
Buy and hold these in the long runUSMJWCVCPAOGMINEZOMSNDLYou'll thank me later.t. Pennyfag
Rat season has been terrible since the lockdowns have cut off their usual restaurant food supply. They're just about to start breeding too. What are some good pest control stocks?I'm already in on ROL but I would appreciate any suggestions.
WKHS has only ever built 7 vans, DeLorean on the other hand produced over 9,000 vehicles. You’d do better to find a WKHS van and buy it as an investment than you would investing in that Trump Scam of a stock. 30 year from now a WKHS Van will be a priceless collectors item and WKHS stock with have $0 value.
>>29994916>>29994186I did t realize this was a WKHS thread!
>3% dip >everyone freaks out and sells>goes back up>repeat 100 times/yearWhy?
>>29993626So what is the endgame for GRST?
>>29994186S-SHUT UP!!! Workhorse could still get that contract! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are we feeling bullish or bearish on Bloomberg's website UI?
>>29994186>comparing a new EV company to Deloreanroom temperature IQ bobo is upset he didn't get WKHS cheapies
BILI pumping again. Who ever shilled this to me last week is a good person.
buy and hold these in the long run sirs, you will be rich money man on yachtCRBP
>all the big players scurried away from PLTR like rats getting out of a sinking ship>COO Sankar Shyam sold $21,469,332.94 of shares>co-founder Stephen Cohen dumped 3.8 million shares>Matthew Long disclosed the sale of another 291,500 shares, raising $8.5 million. That follows his previously disclosed sale of $12.6 million of stock.>Ryan Taylor, chief legal and business affairs officer, sold an additional 162,500 shares for $4.5 million. Earlier this week, he had disclosed $5.5 million of stock sales.>Chief Financial Officer David Glazer sold 203,190 shares, generating proceeds of $5.5 million.>all that's left is people like this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kwk0qs/can_we_get_the_energy_up_for_alex_karp_long_pltr/PLTRannies longing ROPE soon
does anyone here besides the tranny own clf?
>>29993842Buy and hold this in the long runBHSYou'll thank me later.t. Boomer
some gay faggot nigger bought a 1 of 1 hermes mclaren speedtail. is this bullish?
I hope you made money today, anon
Look at X go Jesus
>>29995656Losses feel more real than wins
ASTI autists how long we riding this out.
BUY EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON
>>29996174>thinking unrealized wins are making money
I need to turn 25k into 50k by the end of the month. How do I do it? CLWD? CWSFF? A SPAC?
>>29996127You're welcome. Also, buy WIMI
>mfw don't even know what covered calls are and i'm still 86% of my total poorfolio in SOXL because it seemed like a good hold stock
SOXL Chads, are your anuses ready?
>>29996245BIDU calls, wish I could but everything i have is tied up in SOXL
>>29996205you should sell now sir, the dump will come tomorrow
>up 6% today
>>29996245You could have done that today if you bought SPY calls friday or this morning
>>29996245cut the money in half and mail it to the treasury to get it replaced
>>29996245be well prepared to lose that money if you wanna double in a month
Bad news pennybros... I just came back from researching our Crown Jewels. It doesn’t look good.>GRSTpic related is the listed address>DGTWCEO was arrested at his palm beach mansion>MJNE The company doesn’t exist>WOGIBeing investigated for tax fraud>EGYFFiled for bankruptcy on Friday
>lost money last week>lost money todayI think this isn't for me lads
Where my AMRS gigachads?
>>29996242I HOPE UR INVESTMENTS INCREASED IN VALUE TODAY ANONthere, are you happy fuckface?
stocks to buy and hold for long?
>>29994186Stick to your containment thread.
>>29996361How the fuck do you lose money todayShit even CLF is green
>>29996062never selling up 34% today
>>29996361>lost money todayLiterally how?
>630 resistance on SOXLjesus christ bros we have rubber banned at that number since the post-lunch jump..
>>29996141own bhp insteadclf tranny saved me, was thinking about buying clf except for his faggotry
>>29996245DGLY calls for the Derek Chauvin aquittal chimpoout moon
>>29996310>Only up 4.2%Should I just end it?
>>29996386AQB, CRBP, CLF, BHS, PLTR and WKHS, of course
>>29996384they did.2 percent even
How are you going to spend the evening, /smg/?
>>29996422>TA on a 3x ETFstop it
>finished loading up strangles on AMRSAlways hopeful that company will pull through despite John Melo but the odds have never been good before.
>RKT call looking promising
>>29995433that's not gigantic by any means
EHang bro here. I see my shill from the weekend Aemetis is mooning....... Where is the anon who said for me to kill myself for shilling it and it was a scam?https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aemetis-unveils-five-plan-targeting-133000405.html
What does this mean?
WHERE ARE MY CRYPTO MINER CHADS AT?
>>29996127I really thank that guy who shilled it with Xenoblade girls that got me to buy it back at $70
>>29996361>lost money todayI kneel to you, it takes a truly next level retard to be red today
any drainer traders here?
>>29996395I’m red cause I bought PLTR at 35 and too retarded to cut my losses
I'm demoralized and I don't have any money to drown my sorrows in either. Fuck my life.
>>29996245Doordash puts, then rotate all the money you make from the price tanking on the stock unlock directly into the RBLX direct listing the day after.Easiest money you will make all month.
>>29996386CRBPjoin the CRBPajeet army
>>29995937Love high heels
>>29996476This guy has been the sole reason AMRS has been dumping for decades.He's basically Gil Amelio
CRBP back to 3.5$ this weekLet's fucking goooooo
Is the SOXL split at exactly 4pm? If I bought today will I get 15 shares or will my share go to 1/15 the price?
>>29996373Checking in. We pumping tomorrow after earnings or nose diving off a building?
>>29996496Algos will fight to keep their long tickers out of penny stock (and thus delisting) status. This is generally why penny trash is better to buy on the way up until $1 and then to start taking profits above that unless there are real catalysts.
>>29996386alesk srt3 ctas pool
>>29996245Fat calls on crbp
I bought SOXL today. Did I fuck up?> Inb4 muh split record date meme
>>29996587sir surely you mean $5 this weekneedful
>>29996589sell your shares today, split only applies to people who owned by close on friday
I closed my 10% position todaymaybe if it dips I will buy tommorow
>>29996519the pride of sweden
>>29996589You have less than 5 minutes before this is you
>>29996589"All share splits will apply to shareholders of record as of the close of NYSE Arca, Inc. (the “NYSE Arca”) on February 26, 2021 (the “Record Date”), payable after the close of the NYSE Arca on the Payable Date, March 1, 2021."Thanks for the free money chump!
>up 6% today>Down .5% this month>Down 10% from my high thisDepending on how you zoom out I'm either doing great or getting cucked
>>29996497Simple, conservative portfolio up about 50%.
>>29996624I sold at opening 1.06 but I really wanted to keep CTRM though.
>wogiwhat's going on friends
AMTX is going to finish above the bitcoin miners. Nice.
YOU PUSH IT
>>29996530Then you aren't red today you fucking idiot your are just in the hole
not really sure how but im up 11% today which is how much i was down after lasts weeks hell.
YOU PUSH IT SOXL
>>29996467Drinking excessively to celebrate the renewed bull run. I already started.
>>29996673>>29996692>>29996695Okay thanks bros. Gonna sell now. I can always count on my /biz/ frens to keep me straight
>>29996245Buy puts on CRaBPot. They're about to fail their trial
>>299965894:01pm if you dont see the split animation on the screen then call your broker
>mfw anons are going to lose 14/15 of their SOXL because they're retards
5 MINUTES TO THE SPLITTENING
What time are NIO's earnings?
Not so bad, I guess. Better than the fucking 8% drop I had on Friday. I might recover in the long term
Feels good to be back, boys.
>>29996718NOT THE WILD CARD!
SOXL $50 TOMORROWSELL NOW, SELL NOW
>>29996386There is this little know ETF know as SOXL, pretty bullish at the moment.
>>29996587Just bought 8k shares, how high do ya think we’re going?
alpp dropping below the $6 institutional offering price because of a seekinglpha blogger post is maximum retard market in action
>>29996825PREPARE THE ANTI-DUCT-TAPE!!!
>>29996818>call your brokerI use Robinhood
>>29996496>SNDL from +7% to basically draw.It’s the Jews anon.
MAJOR SOXL news coming out AH, will dump tomorrow... (you) heard it here first
up 6% todayup 12% since last mondayup 13% this monthbarely beating inflation
>>29996127Someone shilled me DNLI and its down 10 percent. Fuck whoever did that.
my bili call I bought this morning just hit $500 profitgonna sell asap at open since I can't today with my daytrade jew limit
I should have bought on Friday. You guys told me Monday would be another red day.
>>29996911kinda ugly feet
If CRBP moons I will be able to replace all my lost money sirsdo the needful and buy
THANK YOU MY GREATEST ALLY
>Broker's software freezing and preventing me from trading during power hourLiteral nightmare fuel. Thankfully the phone app seems to be working fine.
STOP GOING DOWN
>>29996497Wrong kind of miners, anon.
>>29996647Sell dude you're about to lose money
>>29996589>he bought today
>>29996956Give it to me straight... what did the CEO do this time? Another horse porn scandal?
THE SOXL CEO HAS MADE A PUBLIC APPEARANCE AGAINDENIES ALL CHARGES
>>29996975sir, that is a a man
Do I buy GEVO?
>>29996964Extremely based. Anyone in their right mind would have seen that BILI was extremely undervalued last week, it got dumped hard. Glad your call paid out.
>>29996911So fucking sexy
Today's probably been the least volatile day I've seen in a long time.
>>29996467Doing school work and contemplating suicide.
IT'S EXACTLY 4PM WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHARES
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENneeded this bump for my own mental health, although I do like buying at lower prices. still think AAPL PG LMT O and SHW are undervalued. still don't have too much dry powder to invest as I blew most of it on this last dip
>>29996911Is there barrel distortion indicative of a image crop, or is it just my imagination?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT WAS THAT
HOW FAR OTM FOR MY SOXL COVERED CALLS TOMORROW
>>29997050I dont think that matters here
the time has come, my fellow /biz/lets.I am finally a mid six figurefag. everything I wanted to buy this week is already going up and I feel I've missed my opportunity to buy low sell high for the week. what do.
>>29996966This place was a death zone, the most bearish place I've ever seen over the weekend. It's fucking hilarious that everything is green today. It's almost as if we don't know shit.
>>29996915Scratch that, bought another 3k Shares right before market close so now I’ve got 11k shares
>>29996099Two more weeks!
Why yes I do only own SOXL how could you tell
Just went all in on SOXL bros bought 60k worth 1 min before close
LMAO SOXL SHILLS
SHARES ARE UPLOADING NOWO-OH SHIT
>>29997147incorrect siryou have the big gaydo the needful, suicide sir
>>29996956Sigh... he got fucking two trannies this time, didn't he?
>UUUU>Literally 0,00% todayLmao what
GTE is doing ass atm lolHopefully it shoots up
>>29997219We are LEGION
OH SOXS SHILL RETARDWHERE ARE YOU?DID YOU ENJOY THAT -10% DRAWDOWNLUM FUD FAGGOT
should have exited the positions today bro
>>29997236fuck off and die
>>29997159It's bulls larping as bears to get a better entry. Everyone was expecting a correction.
Does anyone have the dividend calendar?I post more butt/booba if so
Fuck yeah!!!!!!! Massive day! AMTX up 51.8% Do you have any comment anon who said for me to kill my self for shilling it and it was a scam?
I heard the SOXL CEO has an onlyfans page
so I should be buying some SOXL leaps tomorrow after the split right?
>+$83,987.58 (+10.72%)>nearly lost to daily SOXL inflationPhew, that was a close one.
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.71%, v nice nice. Green across the board except for gold n oil as yields close p much exactly where they were on Friday. VIX squished hardcore as institutional shorts on it reach really, really high levols, indices up. Reassuring (but unsurprising) start 2 the week, glad I added to equities on Friday :3
>>29997316heedful of the needful suicide big reddit gay
>>29997031I didnt realize that fake grass came with artificial brown spots on it, what a fucking disgusting yard, have some pride of ownership. 0/10.
>>29997130I have several k's in cash in case something bad happens this year and I am aiming at KO, 3M, VZ and all the other boomer shit.I am not buying anything if it's green.Just recently I successfully bought the bottom of Nestle (for now at least?), which is close to 3% divs for this year
BILI outperformed SOXL today
>>29996982I smell a disgusting Pajeet.
>emergency regarding a deposit>have to call TDA>Estimated wait time 120 minutesAh so this is the power of boomer brokerages
WAKE ME UPBEFORE YOU GO GO
>>299973949.30%. BILI carried my entire portfolio.
Those who know, know. This shit will fucking moon
>>29997394One of my calls on a random Chinese company spiked up 50% and then back down. Missed the selling window because I was driving. Other than that good day, up 6%.
CRBP SHILL WHERE ARE YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK
>>29997277Checks the options. Last week a OTM call was worth .50c a share.
5.81% today not bad but need 3 more of these days to even make up for the last few weeks of losses
>>29997490Your mistake was calling at the end of the business day.
>>29997440Good thing I own both. My portfolio is conservatively spread across SOXL, BILI and NTDOY.
Heard SOXL CEO got caught having a gay threesome with Graeme O'Neill and Alex Karp, sell sell sell everything now
/smg/ is pretty euphoric right now
>>29997394probably up about 2%, depending on how my mutual funds pan out.
HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWSSOMEONE HIJACKED THE NEW SOXL SHARES HUGE FUCKING POLICE CHASE OUTSIDE THE STOCK EXCHANGE
>>29997440Who cares I bought 100 shares right before close today and I will sell 15 covered calls on my shares tomorrow.
WHERE ARE MY SOXL SHARES SOXL CEO? STOP GETTING BLOWIES FROM HOOKERS IN THE PARKING GARAGE REEEEEEEE
>>29997394Up nearly 7% today which puts me back where I was before I took out 15k to buy crypto. Still down about 10% from my ath though.
>>29993842>No UTOLFShit list tbqh famalama
BSC ecosystem is growing extremely fast So there is no reason to waitJoin really fantastic Swirge and make money with joy >I hold SWG, token price got great liquidity this year
>>29997291I’m predicting 3.00 EOY. I sold right befor earnings I’m gonna try to get back in at .8 to feel extra comfy for 100k shares
>>29997473I am a CRBPajeet sir>>29997528i am glad you did the needful
>>29997394Extremely /comfy/ +4.05% today. Feels very relieving to have a green day again. Sold some covered calls, bought back in to SU, spent some loose change on Cielo for gambling funsies. Hopefully we have a pretty good week now.
>>29997394+ 1%, if they do raise the interest rates next year that means food stock bear market, thats why I loaded up on Amazon and Pool to counter attack. I call it the little war
w-where are my SOXL shares.
>>29997519that's my boy ANVS and it will make us rich
>After-Hours NOKIt's just gonna battle it out to see if its a little above or under $4 forever, isn't it?
>>29997394I'M A WAGIE WOJAKSHORT AND STOUTHERE IS MY HANDLE LIFE IS JUST ENDLESS PAINVIX fucked me hard. Everyone shorting when a drawback and VIX to 50 would be actually really bullish for more up
>everyone posting gains>I'm still bagholding crypto stocksheh...
>>29997394+2.44% ($859). Feels good not getting shaken out on Friday. POOMP EET.
FUCK FUCK FUCK BROSAPPARENTLY SOXL IS GOING TO DUMP UNDER 70 TOMMOROW, THE CEO JUST SAID SO FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>29997437Nestle is kinda risky. They get hate for child slave labour for some reason and for using fake nurses to tell mothers not to breast feed and buy Nestle formulas instead, which lead to children death in poor countries.I'm not sure what's people's problem, but I think you should take this into consideration.
REFRESH YOUR TRADING APPSOXL CEO JUST PUT SHARES IN MY INBOX
>>29997394bros am I doing this right?
>didn't buy shit during the dips but this is still nice for today
>>29997553Good networking, that's actually bullish.
HOLY SHIT A PLANE JUST FLEW INTO SOXL
You DID buy BILI when you were told to last week, right?
>>29993626Burry keeps spamming hyperinflation posts on twitter, yet he recently made C hist top holding, why?, shouldn't banks shit the bed first during a crisis?, this retard gets into things very early, maybe he knows something is going to happen in the next months or years, but what could it be?
WHY ISNT MY NIO ORDER GOING THROUGH? I JUST WANT 270 SHARESPLS EXPLAIN ITS BEEN 7 MINS @ MARKETILL SUCK COCK
BIG NEWS GUYSsoxl ceo gave someone a blowjob at dragoncon and stole the guy's wallet, this will be all over the news tomorrow SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>29997490You're going to be waiting a while, behind all the people calling about why their SOXL buys lost 95% of its value today
>>29997687WTF are you a time traveler?
>>29997739I will put $25k into BILI right now if you can justify it while posting fat anime tits.
>>29997545When's the best time to call?
>>29997739I bought at $140 and sold at $120
>>29996141I do, and it's a wild ride
I bought WKHS cheapies today for $16.50! DIAMOND HANDS NEVER GONNA SELL! ROCKETSHIP TO THE MOON! TIME TO SQUEEZE!Just look at that MAJESTIC HORSE!
>>29997394+5.86%, biggest gainers Momentus, RocketLab and Maxar
>>29997763sounds kinda bullish since he profited from the event
>>29997796At least for Schwab, if I call before noon I can usually get someone within 5 mins.
SOXLbros... im feeling pretty fucking good right now
i wanted to put my 2000 euro's in a safe stock, which ones do you reccomend that will rise up in 3 or 5 months ?
>>29997394+1.08%I'm happy, just gotta keep this up now so I can get out of my NNDM bags
Didn't beat inflation.>>29997749I really didn't understand that either when I saw that. Burry must know something very specific about C which doesn't apply to other banks. Maybe it's just undervalued.
>>29997887Do I buy?
>soxl up .04% after hoursholy shit we will never stop pushing will we?
>>29997650When you say crypto stocks, you mean MARA and BFARF right?
>>29994186does that mean like, they have only ever built 7 vehicles or they only have 7 vehicles?if its the former wtf.
>>29997954BFARF and ARBKF
>>29993626should i sell mara?
>>29997822Based and ARKXpilled
>>29997924maybe they will manage the official talmudic shitcoin or something like that?, I haven't found any relevant info about citigroup
>>29996611Not sure, was hoping someone could tell me lol. If it's a long term hold (as it is for me) I wouldn't worry. Historically earnings sucks but historically over the longer term it's evened out.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING SOXL SHARES RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29997643it's a finnish boomer stock
>Buy RKT just for the upcoming special dividend>Keeps going up all day>Keeps going up after hours>Will use dividend to buy more SOXL
>>29997350yeah but looks like they're a little later than expected
>>29997562Last week, /smg/ thought it's gonna be March 2020 all over again.
does anyone know the time of NIO Q4 earnings?
>>29997051green aviation fuel... probably big deal sooncofounder being on biden's team will probably help thatplus we're bottoming out after a pretty heavy market dumpi dunno, no, sounds terrible to me
Fuck GTE. Gonna have to hold onto this for months just to make a profit.
Bros, hope you bought the GTECH dip. BIG youtubers are buying.. daniel stronk, meet kevin, FE. Shits gonna blow, someone posted daniel stronks private group DD on stocktwits
>>29997619Naisunaisu>>29997620Ratty have u heard the rumors they will have to (briefly) raise rates in MARCH to prevent short-term real rates from going negative as they use all the money in the treasury general account :oEven tho they pricing in 3 rate hikes or whatever I litorally don't believe they'll be able to kekkies
>>29996128Still doing the needful and holding CRBP here, sirs. Moon mission is a GO. My moon mission music starting at 2:30: https://youtu.be/TIEv71zVv78?t=149
POSTDAILYGAINSRIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>29998107I've got 89k in cash waiting to be invested... I'm boutta finna put it all in GEVO
>>29997394I beat inflation.
>>29998159It’s not much but it’s mine
>>29997672that happened like 6 years ago.I don't understand people. Just last year they hit an ATH./smg/ is literally the only place on the Internet that remembers this..and I was in Switzerland myself.
WTF people are saying SOXL is going to lose 90% overnight and I can't trade afterhours WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ME SHARES BIDEN I KNOW YOU ARE GIVING SOXL CEO HEAD RN WHERE ARE THEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29997795I'll be honest here, I can't justify such a big position right now at this price. I could justify a big 25K position in one go (or in a few buys) when we were still at like $60 or something, but as of now it's a tad too much. Maybe in a long term DCA, but it would be better to buy dips, much like last week, as BILI likes to do +12% -8% days and so on. You may want to listen to other anons that have a 200$ price target, they likely did their research better than me, my own target was 120$, and it shows no signs of stopping, so I was wrong already. Though I'm glad I was wrong, for once.
>>29997394I bought more AQB cheapies at 7.1
WHY THE FUCK DID SOXL JUST DROP $600 A SHARE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???????
>>29998159I am still down 33% from gamestop because I didnt take a 10% profit after robinhood locked.
BBC BREAKING NEWS: SOXL SHARES HAVE BEEN SEIZED BY IRANIAN MILITIAS IN SYRIA
>>29997394Up 3.57%Lumber, oil, semiconductors, and CXW took me upMiners dragged me down.
>>29998159Check these trips
>>29998306Dont they buy small towns water sources, bottle it and sell it back to them? Nestle are assholes supreme.
>>29998363Nigger, it's 638$
>>29998329my wife gave me a big smooch soI will be nice to you: the share is splitting, the value goes down but you get more shares. You won’t lose money
>>29998329you fucked bro, why'd you buy today lmao
>>29996481I'm surprised I'm not seeing more about RKTWSB seems pretty high on it and it's making some gains recentlyPlus it's giving out a $1.10 dividend on the 9th
SOXL RUGPULL HOLY FUCK
>>29998159>>29997394Was a good day
>>29997394Up 2.7%First day in quite some time the cubes beat me.
>>29998415>>29998159Forgot to heckin attach the image
Just bought 8500 shares of GEVO
>there are "people" who sold during this correction instead of buying the dip
>>29998380What... that doesnt make any sense..
>THEY BOUGHT SOXL BEFORE THE SPLITRETARDED REDDITORS KEK
>>29998264Are you shorting KIM?
>>29998512Congrats it'll be $50 EOY from what I hear
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SOXLIEGO
>>29998531what are we going to DO?!
>>29998435And? Name one big company that isn't shit.VW, GM, Nike, Apple...name one that is high in moral.
DUE TO ELECTRONIC INFETTERENCE SOXL SHARES WILL BE DELIVERED BY MAILSELL SELL SELL
Explain this to me SOXLosers.
>>29998380A-atleast my ktos will break even then
>>29998480wall street doesnt trust mortgage companies because its still brand new to the markets
What's wrong with buying soxl before the split? don't you just get more shares after? All my money is tied up in GTE anyway.
A SOXL split just flew over my house!
>>29998632>>29998632>>29998632>>29998632Baked when needed >>29998632>>29998632>>29998632>>29998632
Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.
NEWSWIRE UPDATE FROM EUROPEAN SERVICE : SOXL HAS INVADED POLAND
I'm down 15% today, what brand of rope do you boys recommend?
>>29993626GL9.IR Glanbia plc 10.76 4:32PM GMT +0.01 +0.09% 452,446 478,872 3.141B HBAR-USD HederaHashgraph USD 0.1235 9:21PM GMT +0.0104 +9.1632% 96.939M 77.913M 921.339M UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF Dis 62.50 4:35PM GMT +1.03 +1.68% 53,862 22,658 - SPYW.F SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 21.20 4:01PM CET +0.09 +0.40% 36 190 - SPYG.F SPDR S&P UK Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 11.82 4:01PM CET +0.01 +0.08% 900 210 - XOM Exxon Mobil Corporation 56.41 4:00PM EST +2.04 +3.75% 32.995M 29.039M 241.062B RDSA.AS Royal Dutch Shell plc 17.23 5:39PM CET +0.33 +1.94% 15.922M 14.768M 129.96B KRZ.IR Kerry Group plc 102.50 4:30PM GMT +2.55 +2.55% 277,487 254,883 18.112B IL0A.IR Permanent TSB Group Holdings plc 1.1150 4:19PM GMT +0.0150 +1.36% 21,585 196,345 506.985M A5G.IR AIB Group plc 1.9080 4:36PM GMT +0.0450 +2.42% 3.233M 4.561M 5.179B BIRG.IR Bank of Ireland Group plc 3.5160 4:30PM GMT +0.1360 +4.02% 3.764M 2.69M 3.793B WFC Wells Fargo & Company 37.08 4:00PM EST +0.91 +2.52% 25.440M 36.519M 152.619B GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities ETC 161.98 5:02PM GMT +1.24 +0.77% 8,578 7,522 - LINK-USD Chainlink USD 26.68 9:20PM GMT +2.31 +9.46% 2.209B 4.472B 10.938B
Holy fuck why is the thread so filled with newfags who think a split is a newsworthy event
>>29998520>correctionWeak hands deserve to stay poor
>>29998661only if you bought by close on Friday are you entitled to the splitIf you bought today I have some bad news
tomorrow is red
I'm financial ruined, my soxl STONKS just tanked 93%!!
>>29998363I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LISTENED TO /BIZ/. I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED.
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED MY PORTFOLIO IS DOWN 50% BECAUSE OF THE SOXL SPLIT WTF
>>29998607Im not saying they aren't, im just saying nestle is a particular shade of shitty.. i mean, the whole foxcon, suicide nets thing is wild dont get me wrong. But monopolizing peoples drinking water?
>>29996245SPAC, duh. If Niggerspac2 becomes available soon you could unironically do it. 35k is more realistic though.
>>29998782What's the point of fudding this when the anons will know you're lying by time markets are back open?
>>29998728>he took the bait
>>29998728sperging over splits is normal. Remember the Tesla and Apple split?
>>29998133idk, I just punched a hole in the wall and now Im bleeding
>>29998907>He doesn't know
>>29998949Why the fuck are you wasting your time by shitposting if you know it's a meaningless event?
>>29999100What else is there to do outside of market hours?
I need someone to direct me to someplace where they shill canadian small caps, i barely have any american ones available as eurofag
>>29997795I'm too tired now to write an essay.Remember me tomorrow.
>>29999100Check'd n kek'd. sad as it may sound, i do for the lulz
you need precious metals to build the semiconductors that will mine the crypto, why cant we all play along
if one of you gets 30M I'll buy whatever you shill
How do oil chads feel about UCO?
WHERE ARE MY SOXL SHARES FIDELITY
>>29999470>he hasn't heardScientists today have discovered that semiconductors can be made purely out of SOXL shares, and recent developments point out that SOXL will be more affordable than ever in the very near future. Buy buy buy!
>>29999234Gtech, weed, 70% profit margin