/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29984744]

>when an employee asks for a "mental health day"

[Anonymous No.29984803]

>>29984744
>not taking the maximum number of sick days a year regardless of whether or not youre sick

[Anonymous No.29984874]

>when a prospective employee is a newly married woman with no children.

[Anonymous No.29984951]

>>29984744
Its the only way they won't ask me what I'm doing on that day. And, if they say no you can easily bring it to HR.
Really, it's the best way of saying 'i don't feel like going to work today'.

[Anonymous No.29984966]

>>29984874
>two years ago
>coworker has been out for months on maternal leave
>returns to the office on monday
>on friday announces that she and her husband are having another baby

[Anonymous No.29984985]

>>29984744
>being a manager
feels good to only be making 2 more dollars and working 3 times as much eh retard?

[Anonymous No.29985035]

>>29984966
Lol
Life on easy mode.

[Anonymous No.29985049]

>when the overweight incel general manager thinks he's better than the employees

[Anonymous No.29985092]

>>29984744
IS that Elizabeth Holmes?

[Anonymous No.29985129]

>>29984744
enjoy doing your wagies job today you middle manager fuck

[Anonymous No.29985139]

>>29984744
>boss is a woman
>try to say something to break the ice
>”so I tried making a Facebook post about the latest terrorist attack while doing nothing but talking about how it affected me, that’s good stuff ma’am!”
>she gives me a weird look
>hasn’t talked to me in weeks
>hours are cut
I don’t wanna work here anymore, guys

[Anonymous No.29985157]

>>29985049
What do you mean you need a day off, bro? Aren't you aware that your only value in life is in how many hours you slave for someone else?

[Anonymous No.29985211]

>>29984744
She is a prime example that women should never be trusted with power and money.

[Anonymous No.29985332]

>>29984803
My man. I get those sick days by law so I'm taking them

[Anonymous No.29985348]

A mental health WHAT???

[Anonymous No.29985429]

>>29984966
Same thing happened at my company, except the woman that kept getting knocked up was extremely senior and kept getting promotions. She also called HR on me when the massive faggot of a photographer I hired for a company party called her and said "Im here to shoot you lovely people" and she thought a mass shooting was about to happen...

[Anonymous No.29985454]

>>29984744

[Anonymous No.29985556]

>>29984803
>his employer doesn't let him stack sick time

[Anonymous No.29985778]

>>29985139
What a weird thing to say

[Anonymous No.29985786]

>>29984744
If your employee just finished crunch time or a double/triple shift, this is fine.

[Anonymous No.29985871]

>>29985429
this fucking clown world man

[Anonymous No.29985995]

>>29985556
>his employer lets him stack sick time but immediately stops him from using it all at once

t. Has this happen to me

[Anonymous No.29986045]

>>29984744
>daughter of an enron exec
why did anyone trust her in the first place, wtf???

[Anonymous No.29986088]

>>29984966
would be acceptable if we were living in a white ethnostate. who wants to pay just so more trogs get shit out?

[Anonymous No.29986193]

>work in corporate office of nationwide retail chain
>talking with middle manager in one of the bigger departments who I had sort of befriended a bit
>they're stressing about lots of people taking PTO
>me: "Well, we're not exactly saving the world here, we're just selling 'X'" and give a friendly laugh
>he gives me a weird look and stops talking to me after that, ignores me when I walk through his department area after that every time
>I have dared to transgress and make light of the eternal corporate wageslave's noble duty of selling crap to retards
Felt weird

[Anonymous No.29986339]

>>29985139
>boss is a Pajeet
>try to say something to break the ice
>”Hey boss, my wife and I tried shitting in the street this weekend. It was great!”
>He gives me a weird look
>hasn’t talked to me in weeks
>hours are cut

I don't wanna work here anymore, guys

[Anonymous No.29986413]

>>29986193
you shit on his entire livelihood

[Anonymous No.29986450]

>>29986193
lol you did good man

[Anonymous No.29986485]

>>29984803
??? There are people not doing it wtf?

[Anonymous No.29986523]

kek that pic

[Anonymous No.29986538]

>>29986339

[Anonymous No.29986550]

>>29986193
There's a lot of this in corporate environments now. If you haven't 'burned your boats' you will be ostracized by those who've accepted their lot as wage slaves until 65+.
Basically, >>29986413

[Anonymous No.29986593]

Literally all my sick days are "mental health days" lmao.

[Anonymous No.29986620]

if you're not a surgeon i have no clue why the fuck you are trying so hard to impress anyone

[Anonymous No.29986632]

>>29985429
Photographer sounds based. How the fuck do you even get employed at an 'office' anyway.

[Anonymous No.29986638]

>>29984803
Won't that get you fired? I just use my holiday days...

[Anonymous No.29986698]

>>29986193
Couldn't say it any better than that and it's pretty relatable. I guess it's easier for most people to cope with daily waging than wake up and realise how little most people get for their work and how meaningless it really is in the scheme of the world. Just like >>29986550 said.

[Anonymous No.29986743]

>>29986193
This is some cringe shit.

I always imagine corporate environments to be like hanging out with the boys chatting about sports and shit and you get work done yeah but you arent married to the company.

[Anonymous No.29986856]

>>29986339
Kek.
>boss is a jew
>try to say something to break the ice
>”Hey boss, my wife and I just dranknthe bllod of a Christian child. It was great!”
>He gives me a weird look
>hasn’t stopped talking to me for weeks weeks
>Gave me a pay rise

I like working here guys.

[Anonymous No.29986985]

>>29986485
People actually feel guilty about it lol

[Anonymous No.29987059]

>>29984744
My previous job used to grant everyone one of these a month. You work only a half day but get paid the full day and they give you $25 in cash.
Shit was lit senpai

[Anonymous No.29987226]

>>29986743
guys going to end up on his death bed feeling like a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.29987332]

>>29986856
Ho Li Fuk

[Anonymous No.29987350]

>>29986743
Worked in a company like that.
Had drinks and food every end of the months on company bucks. Take any amount of smoke break etc you want. Everyone is kinda friends with another. Office near the sea. Free cigars for christmas party. Presents when you leave the company. I wanna go back to malta. We even book meeting rooms with pals to do a crossword championship, as long as the work is done...

[Anonymous No.29987362]

>>29984803
>>29985332
>>29985556
>>29986485
wagecucks are truly bizarre. you voluntarily enter a contract to slave away your time, then you invent tricks to reclaim that time
basically "solving" a problem you created for yourself
you could have just bought btc, eth or link
weirdos

[Anonymous No.29987408]

>Work at a used car dealership
>Shit part-exchange vehicle arrives, horrendous gold colour
>All the lads refer to the vehicle colour as 'Jewish racing gold'
Wasn't the best way for us to find out our new manager was Jewish lmao.

[Anonymous No.29987474]

>giving your employer details of your illness
>not just telling your boss, "I'm taking a sick day today" and leaving it at that.
If your boss needs to know why you need a day off then you need a new boss.

[Anonymous No.29987573]

>>29984744
is this elizabeth holmes

[Anonymous No.29987673]

>>29984966
All these years have passed and I still only see her spinning counter clockwise.

[Anonymous No.29987691]

>>29985129
I work at a hotel front desk I get paid to shitpost on /pol/ and /biz/ my boss knows I'm a white nationalists even though he's not white and I constantly shill him my shitty investment advice. I do maybe an hours worth of real work a shift. Sometimes waging isn't the worst.

[Anonymous No.29987696]

I had a boss that would come up behind me and rub my shoulders and one time he grabbed my dick in front of 30 people.

[Anonymous No.29987800]

>>29987696
He was doing a homo check

[Anonymous No.29987892]

>>29984744
Is that Elizabeth Holmes? I would fuck the living shit out of her

[Anonymous No.29987908]

>>29985139
>boss is a German
>try to say something to break the ice
>tell him, that he is getting negative interest on his Girokonto(bank account) and suggest him to invest in ETF's
>He gives me a weird look
>hasn’t talked to me in weeks
>hours are cut

[Anonymous No.29987962]

I work at a hospital, our sick, vacation and personal days all stack. Depending on the unit you work you actually DO need a mental health day. Best part is anyone under that roof has to strictly abide by HIPPA laws.

So when I call out to use a sick day, they cant quiz me on what it is. They LEGALLY have to say "o-okay anon feel better"

pic related is management when they cant question it but i sound fine on the phone

[Anonymous No.29988045]

>>29986193
This is exactly why I'm getting a government job. Fuck pretending to care about a widget corp

[Anonymous No.29988091]

>>29987955

[Anonymous No.29988171]

>>29984744
>when a wagie calls in at the last second and claims he can't do his wagie duties due to a 'family emergency'
>same stupid wagie then takes several photos and videos of himself at a party which he then proceeds to send to all coworkers
>other wagies seeth because they had to work harder without him pulling his weight
>snitch on him
suffice to say, that wagie didn't last long. STAY IN YOUR CAGIE, WAGIE.

[Anonymous No.29988239]

>>29987350
>work in construction inspection on a bridge project with 5 other inspectors
>we each do maybe two hours of work in a given day
>rest of the time is spent playing Diablo, Quake, or Doom on the jobsite trailer LAN.

[Anonymous No.29988271]

>>29984744
this bitch looks like my crush

[Anonymous No.29988279]

>>29987962
lmao, next time you call in you should speak in the most positive, upbeat tone you can muster
like you're about to go to the LEGO store

[Anonymous No.29988320]

>>29988171
let me guess, that wagie was you, anon?

[Anonymous No.29988333]

>>29988091
based

[Anonymous No.29988415]

>>29988239
how do i get this job as a skinny dude with a bs in computing

[Anonymous No.29988416]

>>29988171
>Speaking to your coworkers outside of work
what the fuck. do people do this?

[Anonymous No.29988418]

>>29987892
You better hurry, she's almost 40

[Anonymous No.29988463]

>just got off the phone with monthly check in with woman boss
>encourages me to take all my 2 weeks of personal/sick days before 2022 because they don't stack
>doesn't grill me on upcoming projects just asks how my life is going and what I've been thinking about lately

[Anonymous No.29988513]

>>29987908
Kek, actually worked in Germany.
They were all investing in stonks.
Why do you think the DAX outperformed everything else in Europe?

[Anonymous No.29988528]

>29985390

[GRT 500 No.29988541]

>>29987408
Lmao ur story made me crack up

[Anonymous No.29988579]

>>29988091
lol based

[Anonymous No.29988591]

>>29988513
I work at a German L2 startup and my colleagues invest in stocks rather than CKB.

[Anonymous No.29988598]

>>29985390

[Anonymous No.29988601]

>>29987408
kek

[Anonymous No.29988609]

>>29984803
Always did until I started working from home. Now I'm just like what's the point? Literally too lazy to put in requests.

[Anonymous No.29988702]

>>29986193
kek, literally an irl basedjak

[Anonymous No.29988734]

>>29984744
I have a coworker that looks exactly like this wtf

[Anonymous No.29988784]

>>29988598
eat shit tradie we're vibing

[Anonymous No.29989336]

>>29988418
I want her to be my /biz/ mommy

[Anonymous No.29989488]

>Work in sales for a small franchise store with a drawer salery
>No one gives a fuck how often I take off so long as I'm there for weekends (basically the only time there are customers in our store) and I hit my quota.
>Basically work maybe three days a week and am more profitable than all my coworkers.
The funny thing is they can't understand why im always letting people take my weekday shifts when maybe 5 people walk through the doors on an average monday and one buys if we are lucky.
They might as well be wagecucks and go work an hourly job with how much time they spend sitting in an empty store. I have a Giant stack of HBAR and when it hits 100 this year I can't wait to let them know I'm rich now and it was nice working with them.

[Anonymous No.29989654]

>>29984966
I wouldn't normally say this to a female, but based. The owner and HR should've known better.

[Anonymous No.29989667]

>>29987673
Me too

[Anonymous No.29989753]

>>29984744
>When a former CEO gets off scott-free for scamming billions

[Anonymous No.29989770]

>>29984744
>>29985348
>>29985454
>>29988418
I Fucking detest this psycho cunt

[Anonymous No.29989793]

checked alts got red
>prepare to buy low
>add more money
>buy stupid shitcoin
>cry everywhere that he is stupid lol

[Anonymous No.29989897]

>>29985454
She looks like she deserves to be raped many times

[Anonymous No.29990195]

>>29984744

Mental health days are vacation days by a different name. They don't count differently. But for actually useful knowledge workers reasonable amounts of time off actually lowers burnout and raises productivity. If you can squeeze another 4 years out of a coder before they inevitably lose their minds and suffer no or negligible productivity loses by giving them a few more days off it seems like a good deal, training new people is expensive as fuck.