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[Anonymous No.29969244]

>FP FP FPPPPPP
>*slaps side of bottle*
>FP FP FP FP FP
>*slaps side of bottle x2*
>FPPPPPPPPBRAP

[Anonymous No.29969551]

>*TINK* *CLACK*
>struggling with bottle opener
fuck it senpai
>go for had move opening bottle on table
>POP
>glug glug glug
>HSSSSSSSSSSSSS
mmm... that's the good stuff

[Anonymous No.29969872]

>>29969244
FFFPPPPPPPPPPFPFPFPFPPP
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
FPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFP
(rapidly)FF HUH FF HUH FF HUH FF

[Anonymous No.29969982]

>>29969244
SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP

[Anonymous No.29970176]

>be me
>need to fart but with le gf
>idea.jpg
>run to kitchen and grab ketchup
>genuis.mp4
>ketchup on plate makes fart sounds
>fart myself
>ruhrohraggy
>shits my pants
>gf leaves
>tfw

[Anonymous No.29970269]

This is it. This is the indicator.

We have come back to normalcy after all of the GME shit.

[Anonymous No.29970331]

>>29969982
based

[Anonymous No.29970413]

>>29969982
This whole thread is based but this one here is special

[Anonymous No.29970421]

BRRRrrrRRRRaaaap pffffft pffffft BbbbBrbrbrbrbraap pffffft veeeeeeee pffft pfft brap

[Anonymous No.29970455]

>>29969244
What kind of fucking retard slaps the side of the bottle to get ketchup to drop to the bottom. Holy shit.
The correct technique is to impart momentum into the ketchup+bottle with a fast downward motion, then abruptly interrupt the downward motion of the bottle with a slight reversal. One quick motion is all you need.

[Anonymous No.29970576]

>What kind of fucking retard slaps the side of the bottle to get ketchup to drop to the bottom. Holy shit.
>The correct technique is to impart momentum into the ketchup+bottle with a fast downward motion, then abruptly interrupt the downward motion of the bottle with a slight reversal. One quick motion is all you need.

[Anonymous No.29970584]

>>29970455
>doesnt slap the bottle on the side
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29970631]

>>29970176
based

[Anonymous No.29970660]

>>29970455
>he doesnt know about the 57

[Anonymous No.29970748]

>>29969244
this made me shit fart

[Anonymous No.29970776]

>>29969244
FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP FWOOP

[Anonymous No.29970782]

>>29969244
amateur

[Anonymous No.29970820]

>>29970455
It depends if you're using the glass bottle or not

[Anonymous No.29970900]

>>29969982
>>29970269
these guys knows and fucks.

[Anonymous No.29970904]

>>29970776
how are things in the developing world?

[Anonymous No.29970965]

>>29970576
Tru