/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29957909]

Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.29957933]

>>29957909
dont get fired bro

[Anonymous No.29957978]

>he has to work
Topcuck

[Anonymous No.29958193]

>>29957909
Don't you just love it when someone calls you on MS teams out of the blue? I have to scramble to stand up, get on my desk, all for a hey how was your weekend, can you help me with this?

[Anonymous No.29958265]

>>29957909
Have three weeks annual leave booked for later this month. Looks like I'll be spending it refreshing /biz/ every 10 seconds...exactly the same thing I do while working from home.

[Anonymous No.29958280]

>>29957978
>working from home
You do realize you're still a wagecuck tho?

[Anonymous No.29958326]

>>29958280
Not if you don't do any work. My employer is paying me to do nothing. They are the cuck.

[Anonymous No.29958360]

>install a program that keeps your system active so your Teams status doesn't automatically set to "Away"
>continue sleeping

[Anonymous No.29958390]

>woke up at 8.45 am
>log on in case I have a 9 am meeting
>don't
>have a shit, get my coffee
>10:14 now, been watching YouTube mostly, answered two emails
>have almost no meetings this week
>plan to complete the day's work during the afternoon

The only downside right now is that it's a month until the next payday. But I'm saving so much money now that I'm working remotely and not simping for landlords and public transport. In the UK BoJo has said that June 21 is the earliest that working from the office will restart but it's clear that they want to delay any return to normalcy even if everyone is vaccinated. DESPITE also wanting wagies to go in the office. I think they'll favour the controls and we'll have another glorious wfh summer. Savour these times lads!

I didn't think my manager being off work would still make a big mental difference while wfh.

[Anonymous No.29958475]

>>29958390

>the day's work

This should've said week's work, apart from random emails lol

[Anonymous No.29958497]

>been overperforming massively in a government drone job for the last 1.5 years since leaving uni
>fucking hate it, the job is basic admin work even though I'm doing way more than I'm supposed to by virtue of using my brain at all
>want to leave, want something chill and preferably one that doesn't require me to come to work
What's the comfiest job?

[Anonymous No.29958515]

>>29958360
What's it called? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.29959356]

>>29958515
It's for Mac
https://www.macupdate.com/app/mac/24120/caffeine

Don't know fi you have similiar one for Windows. I don't sleep next to my PC so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.29959499]

I wouldnt say absolutely nothing. Ive looked at my staking rewards and see its gone down the last few days so considering nominating another node, and Ive also been looking into crypto card Wirex and what the fees are like. Still I wouldnt call it hard work, its leisurely wealth management.

[Anonymous No.29959538]

>>29957909
I'm having to actually do things today and I'm not pleased about it

[Anonymous No.29959556]

>>29957909
>not sleeping on Goldberg’s dime

[Anonymous No.29959600]

>>29958515
Honestly man you should just press alt + f11 in excel, build a macro loop that moves to the sheet and then the top over and over again

[Anonymous No.29959863]

>>29958326
Ummm not quite, sweetie
But you'll figure it out when you try retiring

[Anonymous No.29960053]

>>29957909
Doing the same thing, and my social and life skills and plummeted to unprecedented levels. Getting money tho.

[Anonymous No.29960309]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/business-51570401

These topics remind me of this. When I was working warehouse tier jobs this level of tracking was totally normal. Being a white collar wagie is luxury in comparison

[Anonymous No.29960574]

>analist for some SAP system
>work from home since march 2020
>barely get any work done, answer few mails and look busy in JIRA
>netflix entire day, play some vidya, workout and take a nap here and there
>i literally put the above activities in my calendar on private and marked as "busy"
>meeting now and then I get pulled in, I've no idea what they are about anymore, just say shit like "good idea, I'll have to align with you on that later" and "depends on the input of the stake holders, let me get back to you"
>did maybe actually one week total of actual work spread over the year, writing some requirements and changing some labels in a table
>performance discussion with my manager next week and have to get feedback from my colleagues
>they are all very positive and have nothing but good words
>on track for a 8.4% raise

I'm NEVER going back to the office EVER again. Work from home is the future. I don't even know what my job is anymore or what my responsibilities are except "look busy". The shit I was doing in the office, was just complete bullshit to be honest. Meetings all the time and answering a shitload of emails after the meetings. NEVER going back.

[Anonymous No.29960623]

>sweetie
kys tranny

[Anonymous No.29960770]

Reporting in! Done what had to be done within 2 hours and now 6 hours of just chilling

[Anonymous No.29960845]

>>29958360
You can change after what time it turns to away anon, no need for programs in case your admin doesnt allow weird apps

[Anonymous No.29961069]

>>29958265
That is exactly what I'm doing this week

[Anonymous No.29961081]

>>29960574
Are you me? This is fucking spooky.

[Anonymous No.29961235]

>>29960574
Change SAP for Salesforce and that's exactly me since lockdown

[Anonymous No.29961783]

>>29960574
it will end one day and it scares me

[Anonymous No.29962036]

>>29957909
this is always the best thread on /biz/. cheers, fellow WFH chads

[Anonymous No.29962218]

>randomly wake up
>look at phone
>its 8 am
>guess I can clock in
>go back to sleep until 11 am

[Anonymous No.29962544]

Spent the past two hours with my feet up and drinking coffee and watching YouTube videos about kawai as fuck jrpgs

[Anonymous No.29962608]

>>29957909
A great day to sit on my ass and make money, indeed

[Anonymous No.29962764]

anyone else planning to quit your job if you're forced back to an office environment? Hell, I'm actually willing to take a pay cut if it means working remote 5 times a week.

[Anonymous No.29962849]

Did any of you start your position as remote? I’m a suicidal engineer and want to quit to pursue something more lucrative/remote (developer positions) but I’m really open to any job that is as comfy as this thread. Don’t really give a fuck if the salary sucks but I can’t handle wearing a mask in an office 40hrs a week.

[Anonymous No.29962898]

>>29957909
>He's not retired.

[Anonymous No.29962948]

>>29957909
Another day browsing 4chan, trading crypto and sipping coffee for 8 hours at work

[Anonymous No.29962995]

>programmer
>doing systems integrations
>"yeah there's some data issue, I'll have to dig a bit deeper on it"
>jerk off for the rest of the week

[Anonymous No.29963161]

I think working from home comfort is going to go through the roof in the summer. Finish work early, go to pub with Slack on your phone. Problems solved.

[Anonymous No.29963209]

>>29962849
Yes I started in October and have never been to the office.

[Anonymous No.29963257]

>>29962849
if you're even just a half-decent dev, then you can probably find an opening that has remote for at least 3/week. I know guys who never met their workmates face to face till a year into his role as a junior dev

[Anonymous No.29963259]

>>29963161
mid-day naps out in the sun in the backyard was already comfy last summer

[Anonymous No.29963282]

>>29957978
Seething NEET. I enjoy both a reliable active income stream, and a high, but fluctuating passive income stream, all while finding enjoyment in my career, because I simply work whenever I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.29963313]

>>29957978
We'll that, or you're just an assmad wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.29963402]

>>29962764
I'm never going back to the office. That's all I know. They have no reason to be present there.

[Anonymous No.29963597]

>>29962764
I'm trying to get a fully remote job right now. I don't want to ever go back

[Anonymous No.29963827]

>>29957909
ahah I'm with you dude. It's been like that for 5 years, officially developing my 'company'. I enjoyed every hour.

[Anonymous No.29963876]

>>29963402
We were told we will have to go to the office one day a week. Absolutely horrific news.

[Anonymous No.29963933]

I actually had a burnout in December and it never really cured.
The pressure on top of me is unbelievable, I have the big bosses calling me on a daily basis and asking for studf that takes a week to be done in a hour. Every single day. And when things go well they make snarky remarks and never trust that it's well until someone else from a different department confirms it.
I have to take anxiety medication to be able to cope, I literally cannot stop thinking about my job, even during the weekends. Being 100% because of covid only made things worse because I can't even take a coffee break and laugh around with the idiots in my office.
I am going to quit at the end of March, after I get my bonus. I have been holding since December exclusively because of the bonus. And I have to stay 2 more months after I hand in my resignation letter.

I simply cannot stop being completely terrified of my job, I can't even sleep. Even now that I already decided to quit, I cannot just simply not give a fuck, I don't know what's wrong with me. I "dry vomit" in thr morning waking up because of how afraid I am of logging in and seeing emails and all those idiots on skype trying to slave me and being passive aggressive. I want to murder them.

Even my moyher told me not to give a fuck anymore and just tell them I am having trouble doing the tasks (since I am going to quit anyway) but actually not even trying.

Sometimes I log in and send a few emails.but then I let my pc on sleep and go away to shitpost here because it's a mental blocking. I am doing that right now, I have been "away" for 2 hours.

I am counting every single day until I get my bonus on my account, this is hell for me.

[Anonymous No.29963937]

loooooooool
>want to become a whale
>go for shill 3lvl scam
>lose everything and suicide in the corner

you shouldn’t be a genius to understand what project to invest in
my wallet with enq and their node tech are cooloption for this year

[Anonymous No.29964001]

>>29963933
get a new job

[Anonymous No.29964056]

>>29963282
This. Imagine all the tards on here pretending to be neet whilst really hating their careers. Kek.

[Anonymous No.29964087]

>>29964001
Did you read my post?

[Anonymous No.29964225]

I need a job bros

[Anonymous No.29964260]

>only have one meeting today
Feels good man. After that I'm going to chill for a bit then go to the gym for three hours in the middle of the day when it's empty and hog a squat rack, then I'm going to come back home and finish setting up my new linux PC to mine ETH and XMR.

[Anonymous No.29964296]

>>29964087
well did you find a new job or are you just quitting

[Anonymous No.29964307]

>>29957909
im fine with the commie future

[Anonymous No.29964425]

>>29963282
This. Neets are seething because we basically get a full salary doing what they do (nothing)

[Anonymous No.29964452]

>>29964296
I am quitting because I am starting a company myself. But I don't plan to stay in this job, but waiting for the bonus has been horrible.

[Anonymous No.29964558]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-56213042

OHHH WAGIE

[Anonymous No.29964592]

>>29958265
I have my laptop with me in my bed

[Anonymous No.29964624]

>>29957909
>3% raise due to muh covid
>6% bonus cut to 4%
yeah i'm thinking it's time for a new career

[Anonymous No.29964642]

>>29957909
based, same here bro
mining eth all day and on the toilet, just have to answer some emails every now and then
my manager keeps pressuring me me to go on vacations since there's not much work to do because of covid, i keep telling him no, because my vacation days are all spent, he can't do shit because he's just a janny, only the big boss can fire/lay off and besides, i can sue them for pressuring me

[Anonymous No.29964643]

>>29958360
I just put on a 100 hour youtube video

[Anonymous No.29964657]

My boss has just let me know that the CEO is planning to get everyone back in the office. How the fuck do I escape this fate. I'm a civil engineer

[ALARHABE No.29964668]

Everybody talks about ecosystem
can’t name at least one platform with full-workable eco
and these poor beggars try to scam with their trashprojects
ok, if you are an autist you can invest in this
I am clever enough and use enecuum ecosystem and its mining

[Anonymous No.29964702]

>>29964657
kidnap his children and methodically kill them

[Anonymous No.29964726]

>>29963933
What's the job? Finance by any chance?

[Anonymous No.29964787]

>>29957909
Henlo fren you also holding Bonded Finance? Coomfy.

[Anonymous No.29964807]

>>29964657
Tell HR you're at risk for covid (you don't have to say why even when asked, it's medical privacy, so don't volunteer the information or say why if asked). Tell them you want your position moved to fulltime wfh permanently since you've proved you can do it just fine from home and you're worried about your health.

They might fall for your bluff and make you full time wfh.

[Anonymous No.29964813]

>>29964592
same

[Anonymous No.29964817]

>>>>29964744

[Anonymous No.29964831]

>>29957909
been trying to fucking hard to get a work from home job in cyber security lads but no one wants to let an entry level worker do it

[Anonymous No.29965327]

>>29957909
Cheers fellow traveler

[Anonymous No.29965334]

>>29964831
just go to an office for a year and make yourself valuable. Then you can do whatever you want

[Anonymous No.29965522]

>>29964668
I've seen this shit everywhere. Can someone explain what the fuck this retard is even talking about?

[Anonymous No.29965776]

>>29965522
Report it when you see it. It's a spambot or pajeet following a script.
Signs:
>use of name field
>several short lines of incoherent text
>ends on a shill for some no-name pajeet crypto

[Anonymous No.29965854]

>>29957909
cheers, fren!

[Anonymous No.29966141]

>>29963933
Absolute state of wagies

[Anonymous No.29966552]

>>29964807
If that doesnt work then double down and be obnoxious with your covid routine. Wear a hazmat suit to the office. Be super strict about social distancing and decontaminate everything and everyone constantly. Eventually they will get annoyed and tell him to work from home

[Anonymous No.29966727]

>>29966552
Well I would say if they insist on working from home that he file a report with his state's and the federal departments of labor for unsafe work environment, which would trigger an inspection (and most offices would get reamed in a formal inspection). They could also have to go through a lawsuit for wrongful firing if they fire him.

HR's job is to prevent lawsuits. OP requesting work from home due to health concerns should set off alarm bells if they're at all awake. If not, they'll wake up once legal gets involved. And if legal is asleep, OP should win the lawsuit and get a hefty payout, so it's a win no matter what happens.

[Anonymous No.29967381]

>>29964642
How do I start mining ETH? I already have a coinbase acc and nicehash miner. Is that all I need?

[Anonymous No.29968122]

>>29958265
based everest anon