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29944047 No.29944047 [Reply] [Original]

Is a wife a good investment?

>> No.29944109

>>29944047
AND THEN HE FUCKED HIS MARKET INDICATOR IN THE MOUTHH OHHHHHH SHE ATE THAT DIP FUCKING SWALLOWED IT OOOHHHHHHHHH OMMMMM OOOOMM

>> No.29944134
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29944134

No. More money for you if you don't get married, and you don't have to deal with any bullshit either.

>> No.29944245

>>29944109
more like she pegged him

>> No.29944324

my market indicator throats me and rides my face, i'm so lucky

>> No.29944390

>>29944047
>its like having public sentiment in my house.
I can't think of a better way to sum up having a house female by law then this.

>> No.29944758

>>29944047
>3dpd
Cringe

>> No.29945029

>>29944047
No it’s the worst. I hate this fucking bitch

>> No.29945267

>>29944047
A wife is a tough investment, she will be either your best or the worst investment.

>> No.29947577

>>29944047
wife is a consumer good, not investment

>> No.29949273

>>29945267
Sounds like a twisted fucking psychopath.

>> No.29949308

>>29944047
not really mine tells me to kill myself

>> No.29949369
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>>29944109

>> No.29949416

>>29944047
Its a tough market to navigate but the rewards can change your life

>> No.29949448

>asset class that has the largest depreciation
>costs MORE money to upkeep over time
>has a negative stat buf to your wallet causing it to bleed over time

nope

>> No.29949450
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>>29944047
only if they're stored properly

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>>29944047
he might be a retarded plebbiter but I think he's on to something desu

>> No.29949853

>>29944047
In my country if you want to have kids? Yes

>35k gibs if we plan on childer
>35k gibs if we plan on childer for the house
>70k free loan if we plan on childer
>tax reduction if you are married
>have 4 or more kids? You are tax free

Gotta love Hungary

>> No.29951014

>>29944047
Long term, no. But good for a quick pump and dump.

>> No.29951333

>>29949853
hitler did that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_loan

>> No.29951544

>>29949853
The sane thing to do if you live in a non extreme immigration county

>> No.29951583

>>29949450
Imagine if he had a heart attack and died after putting her down there.

>> No.29952260

>>29949853
Based Hungary nazis

>> No.29952347

>>29949273
just got to pick the right angle

>> No.29952424

Invested in one and she gave me three kids. Talk about a return on investment :)

>> No.29952428

>>29944390
My sides packed a bag for the moon reading that

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>>29944109
Lel