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Stock Market General - Waste Management Thick Dick Edition

>> No.29939492
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why yes i do turn trash into diesel how did you know

>> No.29939525

FUTURES AYYYY

>> No.29939543
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MAXR, KTOS, SRAC, SFTW, and VACQ are good space memes

SPCE and HOL are bad space memes

>> No.29939556

>>29939432
Is this build achievable natty?

>> No.29939575

Anyone else buying GOLD/ABX?

Barrick is the most undervalued atm.

>> No.29939582
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f u t e s

>> No.29939586
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The market will be blood red for another week

>> No.29939588
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Burry is tweeting about pho food and he puts stock tickers hidden in tweets sometimes, im all in PHO

>> No.29939647
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>>29939556
not unless you have a plant that turns waste into big macs

>> No.29939748

how many /smg/ have you made bros?

i made one once at 5am

>> No.29939778

>RBA TO BUY A$4 BILLION OF LONGER-DATED BONDS, DOUBLE USUAL SIZE
>AUSSIE 10-YEAR YIELD EXTENDS DROP TO 32BPS AFTER RBA BUY NOTICE
REMEMBER TO SHORT THE AUD

>> No.29939789

show us where the big macs are made

>> No.29939798
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>futures
you guys bought the dip right?

>> No.29939820

>>29939798
I loaded up on XOM adn JEPI

>> No.29939845
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>>29939778
onya, Rambo

>> No.29939871

>>29939798
always

>> No.29939921
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>tfw bought 1k of SPY calls expiring tomorrow before close on Friday
Gonna make it bros

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I have 15k worth of SPY puts bobros what happened?

>> No.29939981

>>29939921
>>29939924
the duality of man

>> No.29940029
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Somebody stakes you $15000 and says you can keep half of all profits. What do you invest in THIS WEEK?

>> No.29940034

>>29939924
>>29939921
>>29939981
The posts made at the same fucking second wow

>> No.29940035

I'm fucking HYPED for tomorrow

>> No.29940036

>>29939432
>not one mention of PVDG
unironically ngmi

https://twitter.com/OfficialPVDG/status/1366205027719798785

>> No.29940037

CCL and NCLH leaps gonna print me tendies. Can't wait. Be out before the first ship sails cause you know some fool will have the rona on the ship. But till then its tendies tendies tendies

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>>29939921
Based
>>29939924
Cringe

>> No.29940055

This thread is an abortion and OP is a faggot pajeet nigger

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SPAC calendar for March if anyone is interested

>> No.29940062

>>29939432
Awful bake

>> No.29940083
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if you're a brainlet, make a list of 10 companies that you understand and have conviction will grow, check on the VIX once a day, every time it touches 30 buy some of them and hold forever, that's it, that's all you have to do, don't even look at your portfolio total, just buy when the pink wojaks are flowing and CNBC is talking about the end of the world

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>>29939921
>>29939924

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>>29939757
Invest in Planned Parenthood and women's liberation programs
It's that easy.

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if last digit odd, blood green tomorrow.

>> No.29940130
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I wanna buy so much shit bros.
I just wanna dump every cent into this bitch.
About to pawn some shit and sell my Xbox for liquidity.
I NEED MORE STOCKS
I NEED ALL OF THEM

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>>29940118
we're already blood green, fellow lumposter

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>>29939748
I made it once and fucked up by making it all greentext.

>> No.29940141

gushy gushy

>> No.29940144

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIDENBUX???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.29940143

>correctly baked with both title and links
>>29940113
>>29940113
>>29940113
>>29940113
>>29940113
NEW, REAL

>> No.29940156

>>29940083
why would you buy when its 30 its below 30 all the time lol

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>>29939789
right here

>> No.29940170

>>29939432
I sold all my PLTR and put it in the crown jewels for the memes

>> No.29940180

>>29939778
Against fucking what?
It's up against the dollar in this session already.
It's a commodity currency in a commodity bull market
The only possible cross would be RUB/AUD
even then who wants their capital tied up in shorting fiat against other fiat right now?

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Name 3 ETFs I should buy

>> No.29940217
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>>29939432
> spam op
> no links
oh cool, the retarddit crowd is back
go to gme general and stay there

>> No.29940221

>>29939295
I'm not so much against buying RocketLab as I'm just annoyed that this could easily create a bubble. There are over 120 startups for microlaunchers and small rockets that are undoubtedly licking their chops at the success of these new SPACs and they'll want to go public too. If enough of them go public at these valuations it will drag down the rest of the space stocks when the truth finally kicks in and enough people realize the reason why they cannot be cost competitive with heavy-lift launch vehicles.

RocketLab will have more endurance as they actually have some revenue and their medium-lift rocket development works to mask the very high chance that they'll either go out of business or have very low profits. It's not that dissimilar to SPCE but I'm not sure if I want to play hot potato with the stock if it opens high when I'm already exposed to space with much better companies.

>> No.29940250

>>29940181
No, you're a niggerposter so you get nothing

>> No.29940253
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>>29940137
sorry! my last two times now have failed.

>> No.29940271

>>29940181
NOBL SCHD SOXL

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>>29939432
May holy spirits flush out the jew

>> No.29940346

>>29940221
I get the valuation concern but RocketLab is one of the few small launch companies that can actually function as a business and isn't just an investor scam like SPCE or pre-orbital pipedream like Astra. I honestly don't care if there's a bubble because that just means I can sell high and buy cheapies.

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>he panic sold because of a far right fever dream about the collapse of civilization.

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>>29939588
his wife is a guk, dont read too much into it.

>> No.29940447

Who else sold their pajeet scam (CRBP) to buy the dip on REAL stocks?

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what are you guys looking at to potentially buy next week? I'm really tempted to buy some oil

>> No.29940553

Is AMRS still good?

>> No.29940586

>>29940412
i dunno anon

>> No.29940628

>>29939575
GOLD is attractive just because it has dumped so much, also looking at AG and BHS for silver value plays.

>> No.29940654

>>29940373
Sad. Many such cases

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>>29939432
I want a qt wife, bros. What asian country has the best girls?

>> No.29940722

>>29940477
Unfortunately I’m all in on various memes and head scratchers already

>> No.29940741

>>29939588
burry married a bug person. his opinions are discarded

>> No.29940758

>>29939432
Good for him, he looks happy

>> No.29940761

>>29940447
Here.
Lost like $50 on that trash.
Now I know why they're called biomemes.
TWO MORE WEEKS
I don't even care if it moons 500%

>> No.29940803

>>29940477
VACQ, if it doesn't go batshit crazy in the premarket. I don't have any cash so I'd be selling AMD to buy it.

>> No.29940886

Should I dollar cost average GME longterm?

>> No.29940915

>>29940886
Earnings on the 19th cucks might pump it again.

>> No.29940969

>>29940661
I've been to Japan and Korea, for 1+ year each, they have the most attractive Asian women but they're not interested in BWC as much as the internet tells you, they have enough money without marrying foreigners. Taiwan is your best bet as it's not as popular a sex tourism country, but women aren't as prudish as in Japan or Korea and won't care as much that old people stare at them while they're with you.

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Well I'm going to bed. I'm fully expecting a Lum poster to gloat about "futures green!"

In fact, I'm 100% SOXS, because fuck Lum. See you at market open, nerd. Screencap it. SOXS +17% EoD.

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>>29939543
>>29940221
>>29940346

>VACQ
Okay, so they only announced the Rocket Lab merger a couple hours ago, right? The VACQU ticker (whic is the same thing apparently) is still at 11 bucks, or it was at close on Friday.
Is this finally the Europoor's time to shine? Can I buy shares when Euro markets open in 4 hours for 11-12 bucks or will algos have already pumped it by then? I can buy for 12 and sell for 15 or so sometime in the afternoon when the Americans wake up? This is guaranteed profits right, what am I missing?
I'm pumped so full with adrenaline friends, please provide some guidance I could really catch a break after being raped all month :')

>> No.29941030

Why is my silver and oil on the on the rocks!?
Fuck this clown market that has UAL up while it rains down plane parts all over the world

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>>29939432
I was told I have a chance to make it.

>> No.29941070

>>29940969
>the no true Chinese gf

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>>29940974
i hope it hurts when you see blood red in your portfolio tomorrow

>> No.29941143
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>>29940118
>>29940137
>>29940253
>This is your brain on Lum

>> No.29941161

>>29941013
I highly, highly doubt they've gone to the trouble of dual-listing a SPAC in Yurp. You'll have to wait for burger hours like the rest of us.

>> No.29941195

>>29941043
Just give me your money instead if you're going to be retarded

>> No.29941238

>>29941043
>>29941195
Is there anything more embarrassing than having to own partial shares while still thinking your intelligent enough and have enough capital to own options?

Its just ridiculous

>> No.29941241

>>29941140
Your SOXL is dead. And Lum is its killer.

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>>29940974
It’s not fair bros I wanna lick Lum’s booba too

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>>29941143
lol this cannot be real. I see fud is being manufactured against Lumposters.

>> No.29941314

>>29941161
God fucking damn it, isn't it enough that I must pay commisions on every single trade and have 60% of all divvies confiscated GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING COMMUNIST KIKE FUCKS just let me win this once!

>> No.29941315
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>pajeet spammer has resorted to blatantly lying about catalyst news for his bioshit tickers
SEC report filed.

>> No.29941354

>>29941279
Check the archives, it is real. Someone also posted Lum futa in that thread iirc.

>> No.29941387

>>29940974
>lum vored
Based, get that trash off of my /smg/

>> No.29941392

>>29941043
anon I told you in the other thread...

Those puts are retarded.

>> No.29941443

>>29941143
>this is the average x3 leverage trader

>> No.29941449

>>29941279
It was posted in one of these threads earlier. I capped it

>> No.29941485

>>29941143
false flag lumposting

>> No.29941494

>>29939921
>>29939924
Impressive, very nice.

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>>29941354
>>29941449
pretty simple to post this pretending to be a Lumposter though.

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>>29941443
Take your meds

>> No.29941570

>>29939820
why in all possible fucks would you buy jepi

>> No.29941683

>if the thread doesn’t have the title, DOESN’T HAVE THE LINKS, it is NOT the official thread
>the previous baker *should* be deleting it, but he’s a NEWFAG, and I’m sure doesn’t know how to.

>> No.29942175

>>29939543
Srac vs sftw? Which one you like better?

>> No.29942265

Let us pray:
From henceforth, I decree that everything I lay my hands upon shall amount to huge money in the name of Jesus. Whatever thing that I have been struggling with for a while, I receive access to comfortability over that thing right now in the name of Jesus. I decree by the mercy of the most high, that all my businesses receive the touch of God in the name of Jesus. From now, they will begin to yield huge money in the name of Jesus. Amen.

>> No.29942491

>>29942175
I hold both. SFTW is less risky, SRAC has higher long term upside.

>> No.29942680

>>29941570
why not,

>> No.29942905

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.29943309 [DELETED] 

>>29943113 #
>apartment stocks
What's an apartment stock?

>> No.29943360

>>29942905
I'm a pennyfag and I don't have any of these.

>> No.29943368

>>29939543
You keep shilling this a lot. Give us details on each and why they are either good or bad. Otherwise I suspect you're just trying to get us to pump/dump them for you.

>> No.29943390

>market for futures opens
>-13% because had a short.
Well, fuck me then.

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>>29942905
I only have USMJ

Also Black Dragon Oil since its oil and it has a badass name desu

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>>29939921
>>29939924
Bless you both.

>> No.29943713

You can both win

>>29939921
Sell them on the open if we stay high

>>29939924
Sell them when we reverse hard and spike lower cause it’s gonna happen.

>> No.29943750

>>29943713
That's the plan.

>> No.29944017

>>29942905
> t. Pennyfag
Thanks for letting me know not to hold any of these.

>> No.29944090

>>29939586
FUCK OFF BOBO

>> No.29944194

>>29941238
Yeah well Microstrategy is $750 a share so, not sure really if partial shares mean much. Also, my calls are kino, and I’ll repost when they print.

>> No.29944284
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Why is no one balls deep on BNGO

>> No.29944416

>>29940029
A gun and then keep the money.

>> No.29944529

$AHAC