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29938231 No.29938231[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Guys, I've got so much link now that the second it hits $50 I will literally be able to walk into your home, flash my wallet at your girlfriend and she will literally get down on her knees and start sucking on my cock in front of you. Inbetween big gulps she'll be saying how long it has been since she's sucked a real dick. The worst thing is it's too late for you to accumulate enough link to stop this happening.
So the point of this thread is, why didnt you buy more Link in 2017? Now you're just poor and you're gf needs meat. Sad.

>> No.29938281
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29938281

>>29938231
Based.

>> No.29938289

>>29938231
What girlfriend?

>> No.29938311

>>29938231
>Chainlink reaching $50 in this century
>Bragging about anything but stinky's
Lmao, good one op

>> No.29938382

>>29938231
>she

>> No.29938463

>>29938311
Doesn't matter what PornHub tells you bro, having a cuck fetish isn't cool

>> No.29938474

only if i can fuck your ass from behind during the act. also i have a boyfriend.

>> No.29938586

>>29938231
joke is on you i dont have a gf. have fun fucking the hobo on the roadside.

>> No.29938587

Are you sure you want to do that faggot?

You don't think I'd emerge from the shadows and slide my werewolf cock up your skinny little asshole?

Can't you feel my herculean spermatozoa wriggling like maggots deep inside your devastated colon?

Think about it

>> No.29938592

>>29938474
That's acceptable

>> No.29938616
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29938616

>you're
my gf thinks you're grammatically ruined

>> No.29938635

>>29938587
holy shit you are a special kind of faggot.

>> No.29938719

>>29938616
Only a true beta male would try to stop his gf sucking another man's cock by bringing up grammar. Back to the sofa No Linker, you're allowed to masturbate so long as you're not in my eyeline. Screenshot this for when Link hits $50 in a few weeks

>> No.29938760

>>29938231
OP probably has double digit Links that he bought last year. True 2017 Linkies don't post here anymore.

>> No.29938840

>>29938760
Just tell yourself that dude. Can tell you're shaken. Don't worry, maybe I'll leave your girl lone this one time

>> No.29938843

>>29938231
Jokes on you my gf is amy schumer and she smells BAD cheese style

>> No.29938847

>>29938231
jokes on you, the accumulation never stops