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[Anonymous No.29937363]

I’m 34 and balding. Is making it even possible for me anymore?

[Anonymous No.29937667]

min + fin. if that doesnt work just give up

[Anonymous No.29937729]

Andreas antanpolis is balding. He probably has 20 thousand bitcoin

[Anonymous No.29937741]

Shave it and hope you don't have an egg head.

[Anonymous No.29937769]

Nope. Just kys and hope you get better parents when you respawn

[Anonymous No.29937807]

>>29937667
too far gone for that. Think I’d rather give up than start taking tranny pills anyway

[Anonymous No.29937867]

Shave it and grow a beard. Don't believe the memes that it's a "reddit" look. It's a badass look.

[Anonymous No.29937891]

I'm 28, widow's peak and I'm the tiptop of the food chain, submit your life to me and my ridiculous whims and you might have a shot, bitch

[Anonymous No.29937957]

>>29937363
Go to turkey and get a transplant. After trying min fin and ketoconazole shampoo

[Anonymous No.29938022]

>balding
I'm so sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.29938129]

I'd honestly kill myself if I started balding before 50.

[Anonymous No.29938239]

PRP legit works

[Anonymous No.29938249]

Most male actors and other rich fags were bald
Look at how fucked Elon looked a few years ago
If you have the money, baldness is optional
If not then rip

[Anonymous No.29938271]

>>29937363
You're going through something which happens to most men? You're done, bud.

[Anonymous No.29938585]

>>29937363
Zinc and collagen powder, get the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.29938870]

>>29937363
Stop crying, look at your head. Is it too noticeable? any definite baldspots?

If so, razor cut your shit and push your chest out, faggot. Your shit happens to a lot of men, its genetics, nothing to feel ashamed about, you cannot control it.

I talk from personal experience, im 26 and my hair volume has lowered at the top of my head, luckly enough, no definite holes or baldspots, no receeding hairline (thank god im not a fucking american kek). But its not genetic for me, its because i stress too much, so its not fixable really unless i change my life completely.

Shit like Keeps do work but as soon as you stop, it will start falling again, dont delay the inevitable, just embrace it and live with it

[Anonymous No.29939222]

>>29937363
As long as you don't have the disfigured chicken nugget dick of Jeff Bezos

[Anonymous No.29939312]

>>29937363
Get a FUE hair transplant

[Anonymous No.29939313]

>>29937867
This is what I had to do but I'm fortunate enough to have a masculine skull and nice beard. Having a really deep voice is also a huge plus. Not every bald guy can make the look work for them. Some dudes are coneheads (like that ginger guy that gets posted here sometimes).
33 here btw. Literally the only baldlet in my family. Dad's got a way nicer hairline than me and his dad went to the grave with the most perfect hair even at old age. I got cucked in the hair department but it could always be worse.

[Anonymous No.29939319]

>>29937363
minoxidil
pantogar

It will hold your hair for at least another 10 years, and both have no side effects and are in fact healthy (pantogar is just vitamins, minoxidil opens up your hair vases for circulation, always good to unclog pipes - they are seeing that old people who do that to their entire body become signifcantly healthier than the control people)

[Anonymous No.29939326]

>>29937363
That guy who owns Tesla apparently was bald and he made it and now he miraculously has hair. Also that other guy that owns Amazon is bald and I think he's doing alright.

[Anonymous No.29939341]

>>29937363
take iodine unironically. unless you're ashkenazi, then you cant be helped

[Anonymous No.29939384]

You can't be bald, fat, and autistic anon. Hit the gym.

[Anonymous No.29939445]

Money solves everything, bro.

[Anonymous No.29939458]

Doesn't this guy fuck tons of women?

[Anonymous No.29939497]

>>29937667
what is min?

[Anonymous No.29939510]

>>29937363
Going bald is not an option. Choosing bald is.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HFPibGFBq-E

[Anonymous No.29939713]

Balding since 19,
It takes a year or two. Then ur over it.

Accept ur hairless life anon or die.

[Anonymous No.29939762]

>>29937667
>bro just fuck up your hormones, your sex drive, and grow bitch tits!!

[Anonymous No.29939837]

Topical antiandrogens are the solution you’re looking for

[Anonymous No.29939880]

>>29939497
minoxidil

[Anonymous No.29939888]

>>29937363
Once you clear 7 figures The Rothschild/Bilderberg Super Sentinels send you the keys to the clinic where they cure baldness and give you the good steroids that don't make you die young from a heart attack in a Thai sauna.

[Anonymous No.29939892]

>>29939762
Bro just become >>29939458

[Anonymous No.29939915]

THAT’S THE END!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I UNDERSTAND WHAT TO DO
YOU WILL STAY LOW ON THIS 4CH
BNB FARMING ON JULSWAP
2300$ FROM 33000$ FOR A MONTH

[Anonymous No.29940000]

>>29939458
This guy wouldn't look that bad if he had a fucking neck and didn't do a retarded pose

[Anonymous No.29940030]

>>29937807
>tranny pills
Finasteride boosts your test, retard.

[Anonymous No.29940725]

>balding since 16-17
>hairline is now totally justed at 21 and hair is thin
>girl just cancled a date on me for the 2nd time in a row
>still a virgin
not gonna like lads I’m thinking about killing myself

[Anonymous No.29940764]

>>29937363
>worrying

[Anonymous No.29940779]

>>29940725
*lie, fuck

[Anonymous No.29941144]

>>29937363
No.

[Anonymous No.29941681]

>>29937363
Just get hairplugs from your crypto gains. Only do it after you've taken profits and the crash has happened.

[Anonymous No.29943126]

kek im 21 and norwood 3. you know nothing.

[Anonymous No.29944622]

Don't listen to people saying minoxidil. You need to stay on it for the rest of your life or you near instantly lose whatever it gave you.
Finasteride is good if you're okay with risking brain fog, overall cognitive sharpness, and ED. Takes a few months but it works.
Dutasteride is finasteride but stronger (risk of sides much stronger too).
Or you can just get a hair transplant. 4000-5000 dollars. You have to shave your head then basically wear a hat for a few weeks-months while it heals and grows back. But it's real hair without any side effects besides possible scaring if you have a pajeet doctor do it. The hair roots are transplanted from the sides/back of your head to the crown and wherever you need it. Those hairs are much stronger, thicker, and not receptive to DHT like the ones on your top and they retain those properties after transplant.

[Anonymous No.29944694]

>>29937807
Yeah there's no hope for you

[Anonymous No.29944816]

>>29937363
at least you didn't start balding at 17

[Anonymous No.29944878]

>>29939762
my sex drive increased on finasteride due to the boost in testosterone

the pharmacology is good enough now that if you go bald, you let yourself go bald

[Anonymous No.29944904]

>>29937363
Count your blessings you're not a 34 year old balding woman

[Anonymous No.29944947]

>>29937363
Yes. Money buys hair. Look at elon musk.

[Anonymous No.29944967]

>>29937363
single mother roastie's arent all bad you might get one who was really pretty before she had to start blaming her failures in life on "an anxiety disorder she developed after kid number 2"

[Anonymous No.29945015]

>>29937363
Elon was 24 and balding... just saying

[Anonymous No.29945044]

>>29937363
you can get hair implants if you make it faggots, it's not even that expensive anymore. your low confidence levels are a lot more alarming than your balding hairline.

[Anonymous No.29945286]

>>29945044
Depends on how aggressive your balding is. Good luck fixing a Norwood 5

[Anonymous No.29945400]

>>29945286
>Good luck fixing a Norwood 5
that can be done. yes they will take hair off your balls to achieve that and it will cost you more but it's definitely doable. OP's only limitations are his low self esteem and his fixation on being 34. OP is ngmi since his low confidence means he will only invest in bluechips

[Anonymous No.29945412]

>>29937363
I am 29, single, unemployed (quit my office cuck job), living with my poor parents in their rental apartment. I am physically weak, ugly, and stupid. I am completely fucking subhuman. I lost money on all my investments so far too. Count your blessings you cocksucker.

[pankratov87 No.29945497]

Man, you own 3k USD, it would be nice for you to invest everything into one coin, and not be fooled small things

> listen to this shillers on / biz / and buy shitcoin
> lose everything in a moment

And this is how to do a real PROFIT:
> buy GSX and hold
x10 is available soon. EZ!

[Anonymous No.29945620]

>>29945400
>yes they will take hair off your balls
Nobody does that. Pubic hair is a different texture and would look retarded on the top of your head.